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873: The most chaotic online variety show (13)(1/3)

Pei Ye carries the only little conscience left and sympathizes with the audience for three seconds.

The day before, the most netizens were so excited that they couldn't sleep. They talked about the "resurrection of spiritual energy", "The Scenery is Beautiful", and the future... The sky turned white, and the first group of immortal cultivators reluctantly covered their beating hearts and got into the bed.

For sleeping, they are resistant.

[Flying Xue Zhe Meng]: It is highly recommended to produce a special tool for cultivating immortals for staying up late. My mother is no longer afraid that I will die suddenly after staying up late.

[Drinking a cup of tea for an afternoon]: Tsk, if you really have such props, do you believe it or not, parents write letters to the Education Bureau in minutes, so that students' study time will change from daytime to daytime and nighttime? Don't stay up late, take a shower and go to bed, there are all kinds of daydreams in your dreams.

【A Sleepwalking Cat】: It still feels like dreaming now...

[Cat Demon Lord]: Is everything in the novel going to become a reality?

[Wiweiwei is the most beautiful in the world]: I don’t care about anything else. I just want to know which school of cultivation is the best. I will immediately become a disciple after packing up my burden.

[Smile An An]: Stop watering, the live pre-heating of "The Scenery Is Alone Here" has begun the next day!!!

As soon as I heard this news, those who ate, wash their faces, put on makeup, and those who were ready to go out... all flocked to the live broadcast room of the "Scenery is the best here" column group. The huge traffic once made the screen of the live broadcast room stagnate, and the number of viewers exceeded tens of millions in a short while.

Because it was still early and the celebrity guests had not woken up yet, the screen in the live broadcast room was dark, and only two amateur guests were on.

One of them is Pei Ye, a cultivator who likes to go to bed late and get up early.

Although she became lazy after retirement and occasionally stayed in bed, her biological clock was particularly punctual after hundreds of years of military life.

Today is no exception.

The other is the amateur guest who just revealed today, the younger brother of the president of xx Entertainment Company.

Netizens first entered Pei Ye’s live broadcast room and found that this master, who was not so scattered and was sitting at a snack stall for breakfast.

The voice of conversation between Pei Ye and the host came from the camera.

Host: "Do you just solve breakfast every day?"

Pei Ye said: "I will go to restaurants occasionally."

A dense stream of netizens flew over the screen, such as "The voice of the male god is really magnetic", "Does your husband still lack a wife? Do you mind the same sex?" "The great god is asking for a disciple", "Damn, which roadside stall is this? Please meet by chance"... There are quite a few netizens who want to meet by chance.

At this time, the host chatted with Pei Ye again.

"Strange, why didn't the store notice this?"

When I go out to take pictures of the outdoor scene on weekdays, even if I am an unknown little star in the 18th vertex, I will attract passers-by to look at me when I see the cameraman erecting long cannons. As a result, the host and Pei Ye squatted here for a long time to eat wontons, and the other guests are like blind.

The host also ate some, and his stomach was so full that he was a little full, but the young man sitting in front of her still seemed to be not full. He even picked up a bowl of wonton soup and drank the golden light. He waved to the store and ordered ten drawers of small buns, two large bowls of tofu brain, each with sweet and salty portion.

"Because I used some small tricks. After all, I came to have breakfast, and I was not a monkey for people to watch."

Pei Ye gestured "a little bit" with his fingers.

At this time, the shop owner was so happy that he couldn't see his eyes. He came up quickly to clean up the wreckage of a table. The boss brought the freshly baked buns of ten-dough dumplings and two bowls of salty sweet tofu brains. So many things filled the small table.

The cameraman meticulously photographed Pei Ye.

The high-definition camera faithfully records the hot little buns and the young man who eats little buns. He even bulged his cheeks when he was eating. While taking pictures, he secretly sighed that the people who practice immortals are different. Look at the fairy skin that is so fair that it is about to glow.

He has photographed many celebrities, including Little Transparent and Big Title.

The real skin condition is completely different from the appearance after shaping and polishing the skin filter.

The young man in front of him is different.

Even if you take pictures of such a beauties, even if you work all day, you will feel happy and happy.

The cameras are all for the guests, and the host will not be seen.

So netizens heard the host ask Pei Ye again: "Disguise? It sounds very mysterious."

Pei Ye said: "It's not mysterious or mysterious, it's actually a very scientific trick."

She used a scientific perspective to analyze the principle of the mysterious "disguised method" for the host. The performer used the Yuan Qi and used a large amount of refracting reflection of light to achieve the effect of deceived the naked eye. It was very scientific and there was no superstitious element at all, which made the host and netizens stunned.

Pei Ye summarized this way: "It's the 21st century, we must believe in science."

The host's mouth twitched.

"Your words are particularly unconvincing."

This is like a martial arts master telling the little girl that there is no light skills in this world, and after saying that she has a spiral ascendant to the sky and flew away.

Coupled with this bgm [Children, do you have many question marks].

Pei Ye shook his head: "We must believe in science and believe in science under characteristic socialism. Even if there is unnatural metaphysical power beyond the scope of science, this can only prove that the current scientific level is not enough and we have not seen the science behind 'metaphysics'."

Host and netizens: "…"

I believe in your evil spirit and lie one by one.

Pei Ye finished all the inventory of this breakfast stall with a breakfast shop.

She wiped her mouth with satisfaction, took out her mobile phone and turned on Alipay to transfer money.

After a while, netizens heard a familiar voice coming from the store’s Alipay account.

【Alipay is 888 yuan】

Everyone: "!!!"

More than twenty drawers of small buns, more than twenty bowls of tofu brain, more than fifty large meat buns, and glutinous rice for more than ten nights...

There are so many things that netizens are eating.

There was even a Counterattack who was so idle that he counted carefully how much Pei Ye had eaten in one meal.

They may not be sure how terrible Pei Ye is, but they did see that her appetite is even more terrible than the big eater.

The hot search for #I would like to call you the most powerful eater# was also pushed by them.

[Prayer for Years]: I am not curious about anything else, I just want to know how thick the male god pulled down [beep--] is...

Netizens complained.

【It feels like a picture】

[No matter how handsome a male god is, he still needs to squat in the toilet]

[Oh, the male god has this food. What short video editing was done back then? You can definitely make a fortune when you are a food broadcaster]

After breakfast, the host asked Pei Ye if he was going to class.

Pei Ye scratched his head and said, "There is no class for the time being."

"Will there be other arrangements?"

Pei Ye asked back: "Do you have no tasks in the column team?"

The host smiled and said, "It's the second day of warm-up, and the official shooting will start the day after tomorrow."

Three-day warm-up is just a photograph of the guests' daily life, without any tasks.

"Whatever you want to shoot?"

The host gave a suggestion mixed with private goods.

"You can also show the Xuanmen magic, and many netizens are very curious about it."

Pei Ye put his chin on his back and thought for a long time what talent he had to show.

He punched the palm of his palm with the last punch and said with a smile: "It seems that there is nothing to show, so let's dance for you."

host:"!!!"

Netizens: "????"

Pei Ye learned a lot of musical instruments when he was bored before.

There are many free musical instrument teaching classes on Tiannao. The virtual teachers in the Internet always say that Pei Ye has imitation but no creativity and is full of craftsmanship. There are no such instruments in this game world. It is impossible to play those, but Pei Ye learned the piano in the previous ancient copy - he broke many strings while studying, and almost made the Qinshi Master of Tianmen Academy angry that the Three Corpse Gods furious.

Fortunately, Pei Ye’s little skill is fine to fool the layman.

"Come on, jump for a while."

She held Qin and sat on the lawn of the green playground of the University of C.U.S. The 108 small paper men arranged their formations in turn, and both hands grabbed the colorful paper hydrangea cut by Pei Ye. She began to dance (do) with the "Eighth set of radio gymnastics" played by Pei Ye.

Although it is a radio gymnastics, Xiaodian is obviously more artistic and innovative than Pei Ye.

Integrate various difficult gymnastics movements, turn straight in the air with the front hand 720 degrees, turn 360 degrees back hand 1080 degrees forward, what is the pyramid, spiral ascend to the sky, split the legs and flip a few 360 degrees sideways, gather into a flower, disperse into a large circle, and gather into a dozen reduced flowers, and then spread out neatly like a kaleidoscope...

The host and netizens watched this scene in hunch.

The style of painting that the world's masters and their imagination...

It's so big apart!

A set of "broadcast gymnastics" ended, and the little paper men even slapped each other to celebrate the perfect performance.

As expected, Pei Ye contributed another hot topic of #The State Owe Me a Cute Little Paper Man#.

"Senior brother-I'm here!"

The remaining time is still long. Pei Ye planned to spend time elsewhere, but was stopped by a super luxury sports car at the entrance of the campus.

A smiling face wearing big sunglasses appeared as the car window rolled down.
To be continued...
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