Font
Large
Medium
Small
Night
Prev Index    Favorite Next

846: Counting

Although he was lying on the same bed, there was still two more distance between Zhang Aiguo and "Sister Zhang".

Zhang Aiguo even turned his back to "Sister Zhang" and lay on the edge of the big bed, sometimes snoring like thunder, sometimes snoring slightly.

The two of them slept very well, and Pei Ye pulled the little paper man, Sister Zhang, to climb onto the pillow.

"I'm a little nervous-"

Sister Zhang, a little paper man, looked at her face that had been looking in the mirror for more than fifty years with the moonlight and neon lights that were coming in the window. When she thought of what would happen later, she felt like she was returning to the hospital for rescue and couldn't use any energy.

Pei Ye said: "Don't worry, I'm soon."

After saying that, Pei Ye stretched out his short hand and grabbed Sister Zhang, the little paper man.

Before the latter could react, his soul turned into a small ball of light and floated quietly on Pei Ye's hand.

The spare hand passed through "Sister Zhang"'s head and pulled out a ball of light of the same size, and then stuffed Sister Zhang's ball back.

Pull it and then plug it, and now the operation to change the soul is finished.

The whole process is straightforward and straightforward without any delay.

Pei Ye stood his short hand in front of him and silently recited several "Soul-Surprise Good Mantra".

Its power is equivalent to rolling the soul in a bathtub filled with 520 glue, stuffing it back into the body, ensuring that it is firm and not lost.

Sister Zhang felt a little strange in her body.

She is in a state of life, lighter than willow catkins. She walks without being affected by gravity and can fly as she walks.

Now I feel a thick mountain pressing on my body, so I can't breathe.

She opened her eyes suddenly and looked at the ceiling in confusion.

【Who is she, where is she, and what is she doing?】

After passing the three questions, the memories of the tide are skimmed in my mind.

Her experience of working hours in the internet celebrity haunted house to earn candles...

The scene where she met the fresh meat "little boyfriend" in the haunted house...

She was turned into a little paper man by her "little boyfriend" and came to find her eldest son together...

Sister Zhang remembered everything, and her body, which was originally relaxed, suddenly became tense.

Turning his head and seeing the quilt bulging on the other side of the big bed.

A small piece of paper was sitting on the side of her pillow.

The little paper man raised his little hand and put it on his mouth and snorted.

"Don't speak, keep your mouth shut."

Sister Zhang nodded with her neck stiffly.

She got out of bed carefully, and didn't even turn on the indoor lights, so she followed Pei Ye to the bathroom.

Sister Zhang squatted on the toilet and listened to Pei Ye telling her plan.

"You will go to make a will with your eldest son to notarize it tomorrow, and I will use your son's account to send a message to the person for him to pick up the goods." Pei Ye took the trash on Zhang Aiguo's computer, but Sister Zhang could also hear the seriousness of the matter.

Her chest was so angry that she was so angry that she was undulating.

"He, he is really... worse than him, better than blue..."

Sister Zhang said this more than once, heavier and more disappointed.

I live in a ten-million-million-dollar mansion with an average of 150,000 yuan and an annual income of nearly 100,000 yuan. Sister Zhang often sponsors him and even plans to give him a 10% inheritance, which is hundreds of millions... She was also a famous teacher who was a child and had one-on-one tutoring for the extracurricular classes. The interest class is only good and better. As a result, TM raises such a disgusting thing - this is no longer a description of "raising the placenta".

Sister Zhang believes that even if it is a placenta, if you continue to make so many high-quality conditions, you can't become a genius or a villain.

But look-

What is Zhang Aiguotm?

He murdered his mother, sold his wife and killed her. There were so many disgusting things in the computer video - Sister Zhang can only pray for this bastard to see and not hurt any innocent child - it was not right. The number of times he downloaded the video and the traffic heat provided were all stones pressing on the victims of the video. The stones gathered into huge rocks and smashed at the next victim.

He joined those groups, showed interest in videos and paid for downloads, and was committing crimes.

The profit provided became the motivation of the video maker to swing the butcher knife to another person.

Sister Zhang covered her face with her hands, trying to calm herself down with this movement.

She smiled and said with a light tone: "Xiao Cang, aunt wants to send him in for a few years to eat. Do you have any good suggestions?"

Pei Ye: “…”

After confirming his eyes, he is definitely a real mother.

She said: "Zhang Aiguo does have attempted murder. If the case can be filed, it will be fine to send him in and pick up soap for two years."

Sister Zhang nodded while listening.

"If the police do not adopt the 'Soul-Leaving Curse' to kill people, we can also change our thinking... Your son is also considered a crime of trafficking in women?"

He can also go in and pick up soap for two years, ensuring that he will never suffer from constipation again.

Sister Zhang nodded, indicating that Pei Ye’s ideas were very useful.

She went back to consult a lawyer and chose a long-term one.

It is easy to change the country and nature is difficult to change. If you pick soap for two years, it is not good to change it. If you pick it for a few more years, you can pick it for a few more years.

Pei Ye told in detail what Sister Zhang should do tomorrow, and don’t alert the enemy…

Sister Zhang is nervous.

"I haven't acted in a show yet..."

What if you accidentally "shock the snake"?

Pei Ye said: "If you really want to alert the enemy, at most the difficulty will increase, and I can handle it."

She is so confident about her strength.

Sister Zhang went back to sleep first, while Pei Ye found a place to take a nap.

[Yue Lao Mengpo] should come here tomorrow to "get goods" and first accumulate energy. Zhang Aiguo's wife's soul will be preserved first.

Pei Ye was bored and went to find the parrot that had become a sperm.

To say that it becomes a essence does not mean that it is smart, but literally.

Emperor Shentu said that the spiritual energy of heaven and earth is slowly recovering, and some animals and plants with good qualifications will be the first to awaken their spiritual intelligence, which is reflected in their intelligence and understanding of human nature. However, pet owners do not know that they only know that their pets are particularly smart and they also shoot videos for them.

Netizens who joined in the fun also started to make excuses.

【Send it/she/Peking University】

The parrot in front of you is obviously a little genius who can be admitted to "Tsinghua/Peking University" as netizens say.

When the little paper man Pei Ye climbed into the bird cage, the parrot standing on the rack tidied up its smooth feathers and flapped its wings.

Pei Ye reached out to greet him.

"Hello, little guy."

The parrot didn't say anything, but turned around and shook its beautiful tail feather at Pei Ye.

Pei Ye: “…”

She didn't respond, and the parrot jumped down and arched her.

"Floating brew--"

As he said it excitedly flapped its wings.

Turn into a happy repeater.

"Floating brew--"

Pei Ye stretched out his short hand and touched the parrot's head.

The little guy should have just activated his intelligence, his consciousness is very ignorant, but he can absorb external knowledge like a sponge.

The parrot, who was excited by the head touching, jumped in small steps and cleared his throat: "Accountants, good evening/good evening, today is x month x month, x month x month of the lunar calendar, welcome to watch the news broadcast program. First, let me introduce you to the main content of today's program..."

The parrot is also a master of voice change.

The voice switches back and forth in the news broadcast of the male anchor and female anchor.

While speaking, he secretly turned his head and peeked at Pei Ye's reaction, and the latter clapped twice symbolically.

The parrot raised his chest proudly.

It retelled the news broadcast and memorized the prime-time romance TV series, with abundant emotions and clear pronunciation.

If I don't know, I think the TV in the living room will be replayed.

The parrot has finished performing, and it is time to go to the middle of the night.

Pei Ye yawned, and the parrot jumped and leaned over, leaning carefully beside her.

"You said... why do I like these monsters so much..."

Pei Ye looked at the parrot's posture and muttered in a low voice.

I don’t know if this is for others or for myself. She doesn’t believe that there is a love for no reason in the world. The explanation given by the game [Love and Raise Cubs] is the second end-of-day dungeon world buff, but Pei Ye always feels that this attribute is to be overwhelmed.

Maybe one day in the future, the friend who cheated on her will confess to her.

Throw these thoughts away, take out your phone, and click [Love and Raise Cubs].

Clean up the daily game, feed the little cutie in "Wanwan Garden", add inventory to Azai's refrigerator, and go to the wishing pool to take a few more time... Playing the game, looking at Azai who is sleeping soundly in the second floor room, I feel completely calm.

It seems that the negative emotions inspired by Zhang Aiguo and other scumbags never existed.

This is amazing.

Although Azai is an ordinary egg, Pei Ye has an indescribable influence.

Pei Ye said good night to Azai. When he was about to quit the game, he saw Azai's unclosed diary on his desk.

【I was very happy today︿( ̄︶ ̄)︿】

[College of new jobs treats to dinner?(?>?)?]

The rest of the content is a bunch of vegetable names, but what Azai likes most is chili powder and tomato sauce, which are simply the soul of food.

Pei Ye smiled helplessly when he saw this.

She put the diary back to her original position and exited the game.

On the second day, Pei Ye was woken up by the loud voice of the parrot.

This parrot is also a fan of Peking Opera and Huangmei Opera. Sometimes it is "The Party gives me wisdom and courage, but it is just a matter of time. In order to suppress the bandits, it is like a sharp knife inserted into Weihu Mountain." Sometimes it is "the birds on the trees are paired with each other, and the green waters and green mountains bring smiles."

Pei Ye almost laughed out loud when he heard the phrase "Birds on the Tree".

When the parrot saw her awake, he jumped down and pushed the bird food to Pei Ye.

Pei Ye politely declined.

Looking at the bird cage that was imprisoning it, he asked, "Would you like to go with me?"

When the spiritual wisdom is fully opened, you will know that you are trapped in a small world and are prone to depression.

The parrot tilted his head and thought about Pei Ye's words.

After a while, it flew up, opened the bird cage flexibly with its cage, and flew outside the bird cage and shook its tail feathers excitedly at Pei Ye.

This posture seemed to be saying, "What are you waiting for, let's go"!

Pei Ye: “…”

Sister Zhang and Zhang Aiguo also woke up.

The latter did not find that the former had changed its core. After washing, he sat at the dining table waiting for breakfast to be delivered.

Sister Zhang is too lazy to serve her.

She casually found an excuse and said, "Are you going to make a will to make a notarization? Go out early and come back early, and eat whatever you want on the way."

Zhang Aiguo thought so.

He was more urgent than Sister Zhang to get the will.

As for why his wife suddenly didn't get close to her, Zhang Aiguo was too lazy to think about it.

A tool for making a will.

Does anyone think about the change of mind of a tool?

Zhang Aiguo took Sister Zhang out and drove out, and he was silent all the way, and no one wanted to break the atmosphere.

At the same time, Pei Ye imitated Zhang Aiguo's QQ and sent a text message to [Yue Lao Mengpo].

After a while, [Yue Lao Mengpo] gave a reply.

"It's pretty fast, is it going smoothly?"

Pei Ye said: "Is the talisman sold by Xuanmen Tianshi reliable? Don't make any mistakes."

[Yue Lao Mengpo] gave Pei Ye three smiling faces.

"Reliable, Feng Changzhai, I introduced to you, is the leader of the Xuanmen generation, and his basic skills are very solid."

Pei Ye's eyelids twitched when he saw the three words "Feng Changzhai".

According to the previous chat records, she knew that [Yue Lao Mengpo] recommended a Tianshi to Zhang Aiguo, but she didn't know that it was Feng Changzhai.

Tsk tsk tsk—

I don’t know if I should sigh that the world is too small or that this kid Feng Changzhai is too lucky.

The ghost-exorcist talisman from his hand was not used to exorcist ghosts and protect the house, but instead became a tool for the murderer.

Pei Ye remained silent and tentatively asked.

"You have helped me so much, I don't know how to thank you yet. When I get the old woman's inheritance, come out to meet me?"

[Yue Lao Mengpo] said coldly: "If your next wife has a special horoscope, we may have a chance to meet again..."

Pei Ye: “…”

She figured out Zhang Aiguo's psychology.

"This... the horoscope is special, is there any particularity?"

The implication is to prepare to marry another wife who can be "selled" just in case.

[Yue Lao Mengpo] Hearing the implication, even though he was not a good person, he was also laughed at by Zhang Aiguo's shameless anger.

"There are no other major requirements. It's enough for people who are born in the Yin year, Yin month, Yin day, Yin time."

This man added another sentence.

Contempt and jokes can almost come to your face through the screen.

"Of course, it's OK if it's a man who is in the yang year, the yang month, the yang day."

Pei Ye imitated Zhang Aiguo's greedy tone and said a sentence.

"What kind of yang years and yin years, are there fewer people like this?"

Of course there are quite a few.

In China alone, tens of thousands of people are born every day. If the scope is expanded to the world, there will be more people who meet the requirements.

You can still find it by looking carefully.

[Yue Lao Mengpo] No doubt he is there.

As long as Pei Ye doesn't ask what he wants to do with these people, he will not be suspicious.

Pei Ye played Zhang Aiguo and [Yue Lao Mengpo] to delay time, while checking each other's position, and then using fortune-telling to lock the other's position at the fastest speed. She was racing against time, and Zhang Aiguo and Zhang also came to the will library and prepared to re-brand the will.

During the whole process, Sister Zhang was very calm, only Zhang Aiguo trembled with his hands.

I only recovered when I got home, but I remembered that there was something more important to do.

"Are you tired? I'll make some boiling water for you?"

"Um."

Zhang Aiguo went into the kitchen to boil water and secretly mixed the burning ash of the ghost-repelling talisman into the water.

Sister Zhang also cooperated with his performance and drank all the bowl of water that was blown away.

One second...

Two seconds...

Three seconds...

Sister Zhang didn't react anyway.

"Why do you think of me like that?"

Zhang Aiguo's eyes were vague: "It's nothing. I've been busy all morning. Should I go into the house to rest?"

Sister Zhang still cooperated.

She was as calm as an old dog on the surface, but in fact she was very panicked.

Xiao Cang didn't tell her how to act next...

Free to play?

Soon, she no longer had this trouble.

The quiet parrot suddenly flapped its wings and screamed.

"Bad guys are here, bad guys are here-"

"Bad guys are here, bad guys are here-"

"Bad guys are here, bad guys are here-"

An alarm sounded in Sister Zhang's mind.

“Is the air conditioner broken?”

Zhang Aiguo felt that the air cooled down and it was several degrees colder.

Just as I was about to close the window, a severe pain suddenly came from the lower abdomen, and it seemed that someone had kicked him hard here.

The bottles on the red wine rack burst without warning, and glass and wine spread all over the floor.

Sister Zhang was so scared that she screamed, and subconsciously hugged her head and squatted towards the corner.

After a while, the dining room table was lifted high by an invisible force and threw it hard towards the wall. The huge vibration even trembled.

Following this is the refrigerator, integrated stove, water table, chopping board and kitchen knife...

Either flying or falling randomly, the glass door in the kitchen suddenly cracked and the glass on the floor was broken.

Sister Zhang hid in the wardrobe of the master bedroom with her head in her arms.

The movement outside was sometimes big and sometimes small, and things were falling and light bulbs exploded one after another.

The parrot waved its wings as a cheerleader to cheer Pei Ye on.

Pei Ye endured the noise of the parrot and was not angry and threw a porcelain plate for it.

“Be quiet.”

The parrot immediately became as quiet as a chicken.

Pei Ye grabbed a black robe with a bad look on his face, his face slightly dark.

Waiting for the rabbit, the rabbit is waiting for it.

However, the rabbit was cunning and played with her and exploded.

It is not correct to say that it is self-destruction-

Pei Ye's expression turned cold, he increased the strength in his hands, and held the black robe so hard that it left a crease.

I felt that the movement outside was getting smaller, so Ms. Zhang carefully poked her head out.

At this time, the doorbell also rang.

The property is here.
Chapter completed!
Prev Index    Favorite Next