Chapter 078 Another cheater
Seeing the appearance of Xiao Zhu Xiao, Lu Xiaoxie wanted to laugh a little. He was still too simple. After all, he was just a child, unlike him who was reborn for a lifetime, and his mind was just an old guy.
The little monk Xiao Zhu sighed and said, "Okay, it falls into your hands, and the little monk will admit defeat. Let me give you honest explanations. But..."
As he said that, Xiao Zhu looked at Lan Mengru and said, "Well... I have a small condition. I hope the future leader of the Five Poisons Sect can agree."
"Then you have to see what conditions you are talking about." Lan Mengru would not be fooled and did not agree at once.
Xiao Zhu immediately smiled and said, "Simple, absolutely very simple. After the matter is over, you have to arrange it for the little monk to his girlfriend. How about it?"
"Can't you be a monk?" Lan Mengru looked at Xiao Zhu with a little unhappy, speechless about the monk.
Xiao Zhu said seriously: "The little monk didn't say he was not good at being a monk. Is it a conflict between being a monk and having a girlfriend? I heard that there are nuns in the Emei Sect who get married."
After hearing this, Ye Feifei next to her felt very uncomfortable. She was shot while standing, and there was no one else.
Lan Mengru didn't expect Xiao Zhu to say such things, and she didn't know how to continue. She knew that Ye Feifei was the head of the Emei Sect and a standard nun.
However, Ye Feifei's dream is to become Lu Xiaoxie's woman, not to be a nun. Therefore, the world is a bit chaotic, and it should be a normal operation for monks to find a girlfriend.
Jiang Lan Mengru couldn't answer, and Lu Xiaoxie stood up and said, "It's okay, as long as you think what you did is worth a girlfriend, why is it difficult to introduce you to me?"
"It's worth it! It's definitely worth it!" Xiao Zhu said, "Don't say it's one, all ten are worth it. To be honest, if I were a disciple of Shaolin Temple, I really shouldn't have told you a lot."
"But the little monk is not their disciple, so I'll tell you all. Anyway, I think it's impossible for Shaolin Temple to go back, so I'm afraid it's too late."
Lu Xiaoxie looked at Xiao Zhu and felt that this monk must have many secrets and he had to find them out.
So Lu Xiaoxie smiled and said, "Don't stand here stupidly. Let's go have a barbecue and have a chat while eating. I can't say that I can still be friends."
Bang!
Xiao Zhu snapped his fingers and said, "I just like donors like you!"
Two men hit it off, what can two women do? Just follow them. Anyway, they have been playing these three days, so it doesn’t matter.
Soon, the four of them found a place that was relatively flat and that no tourists would arrive, so they set up a rack to make a fire and prepare a barbecue in the wild.
As for the food, Lu Xiaoxie and Xiao Zhu went to the mountains to catch them, which was absolutely wild game.
Two guys with great light skills came, causing rabbits and other people in the forest to escape quickly. But a hare and a pheasant to live for a short life, which became their food.
Soon, they prepared the food in advance, put it on the rack and roasted it slowly, the fragrance spreading, covering a large area.
"It smells so good!"
Just as the food was almost ready to eat, I suddenly heard a scream from the forest. Then, a figure rushed from the forest.
"No need to worry, I'm the one I know."
Lu Xiaoxie held down Xiao Zhu who was about to jump up and continued to flip the fragrant food.
Whoosh!
The figure came very quickly, and it came to Lu Xiaoxie and the others in just about five seconds.
"I'll go! Brother Lu, it's you!"
After a scream, Yan Xiaoyu quickly stepped up and pointed at the little monk Xiao Zhu and asked, "Brother Lu, where is the little bald donkey that came out? The meat-eating monk from Shaolin Temple?"
Xiao Zhu Xiao said unhappily: "Which onion do you have? Can you speak? The little monk is not a monk from Shaolin Temple, nor a monk who eats meat, but a monk who is preparing to eat meat!"
"I..." Yan Xiaoyu couldn't answer the words, so he could only look at Lu Xiaoxie.
Lu Xiaoxie smiled and said, "He said he was an undercover agent. He knew whether it was true or not. But he and you have a common hobby, that is, they are very lustful, and they want to make the two of them."
"Ahh?"
Yan Xiaoyu was stunned at first, then laughed and said, "Brother Lu, this monk wasn't beaten by you, you want to steal your woman. I missed a lot!"
After hearing this, Xiao Zhu's eyes lit up and said to Yan Xiaoyu: "This donor, you are too..."
As he said that, he pointed at Lan Mengru and Ye Feifei, and the implication was very clear.
Yan Xiaoyu didn't otherwise, nodded directly. Anyway, there is nothing to be embarrassing. Loving beauty is the common point of every man, not an alternative, so why bother to twist?
In this way, the two perverts who were originally unfamiliar with each other have a good impression of each other and their friends are sure to be together. They can still do things that make men happy and women happy.
As we spoke, the food was already roasted, and everyone put it into their mouths one by one. They ate it with relish and were very unimportant.
Of course, the two girls are different. Even if they want to make a fortune, their image as a lady must be maintained in front of their beloved pervert.
During this period, Lu Xiaoxie also asked Yan Xiaoyu why he came here, and learned that the patrol guard had spread the news that the Five Poisons Sect had elected the new leader.
The Master of the Seventy-Two Caves and the Master of the Thirty-Six Islands both received the news that everyone was rushing to the Five Poisons Sect to participate in the grand ceremony of the Five Poisons Sect.
As a lone hero in the world, there is no need to join in the fun, so Yan Xiaoyu came and met Lu Xiaoxie and others by chance.
After eating, Yan Xiaoyu said to Lan Mengru: "Saint Aunt, the Master of the Seventy-Two Caves and the Master of the Thirty-Six Islands have all said that we must support the Master of the Saint ascend the throne, and whoever does not accept it will do whatever he wants."
"What about you?" Lu Xiaoxie asked, laughing so hard that he was very worried.
Yan Xiaoyu answered seriously: "Does this still need to be asked? Of course, this hero also supports the Saint Aunt. The Five Poison Sect was founded by Master Lan. The Saint Aunt is the most qualified candidate to inherit. Others are bullshit!"
Lu Xiaoxie smiled, then looked at the little monk Xiao Zhu who swallowed the last piece of meat and said, "Xiao Zhu, I have eaten the meat, it's time to talk about the serious business. Let's go and talk to you."
"Wait!" Yan Xiaoyu said again: "Brother Lu, do you treat me as a thief?"
Lu Xiaoxie waved his hand and said, "Of course not, but there are some things that fewer people know, the better."
Upon hearing this, Yan Xiaoyu stopped saying anything. He knew that his relationship with Lu Xiaoxie was not good enough to listen to the secret.
The little monk Xiao Zhu grabbed the bald head and asked, "Donor, didn't you tell Miss Lan? Why are you?"
"It's the same to tell him and tell me." Lan Mengru waved her hand and said she didn't mind. Anyway, she was too lazy to care about too many things, so it's easier to leave them to Lu Xiaoxie.
Since that's the case, Xiao Zhu Xiao didn't have anything to say, so he could only follow Lu Xiaoxie to the side and tell Lu Xiaoxie about his purpose of coming to the Five Poisons Sect.
Chapter completed!