Chapter 489(1/2)
After lunch.
Cheng Yun sat on the sofa, enjoying the warm afternoon when he was eating very well, while glancing at the back of the Female Yin leaning against the door and looking out.
I don’t know why anyone would be happy when buying an electric bike. When Cheng Yun was a child, he had been thinking about the bicycle he had been thinking about for half a year, but in the end he finally got it, he was not as excited as she...
After a while, he stood up and said, "I'll go upstairs and have a nap."
Cheng Yan next to him frowned: "It is not good for the health of taking a nap just after eating, and it is easy to gain weight."
"It's okay, I don't have to worry about not getting married."
"Who is worried about not getting married anymore?" Cheng Yan raised his eyebrows.
"I didn't say anything..." Cheng Yun was a little innocent.
It was the end of the second month of the lunar calendar, and the weather was already very warm at the end of mid-spring. Most of the time you could experience the temperature of summer in another month. Cheng Yan was also wearing very thin clothes. She only had a light pink long-sleeved shirt with a low neckline on her upper body, which was wide and loose on her body. She had been buying this dress for two years. The lower body was also her only pair of loose blue jeans with a pair of white shoes.
This outfit does not show her figure, but she can still see her slim curves and long legs. She is so beautiful, how could she worry about not being able to get married?
Cheng Yun shook his head and walked upstairs.
Generally, the nap time is 10 to 30 minutes. Even if your mind is a little heavy after waking up, your thinking can indeed become clearer and your spirit will become better. Such naps can significantly increase the quality and efficiency of work. If you sleep for a long time, you will become more confused as you sleep.
But Boss Cheng is a boss, so his nap is naturally mainly about enjoyment, so he can sleep as he feels comfortable.
But he didn't expect that he would dream of the two flowers at noon today.
He did not dream of the origin of the big and two flowers, and did not know how they became monsters, but only dreamed of some things about them becoming queens.
The first half of the dream is when Dahua Erhua was in the winemaking resort called Qilong Village. It seemed that Erhua had just been born shortly after it was born, and its mind was not working better than it is now. The two flowers lived a beautiful day of "cultivation, winemaking, and energy absorption" with beautiful visions for the future.
The two flowers often discuss together, of course, most of the time, the big flowers make decisions and two flowers agree to study how to absorb the essence of these mortals scientifically and for a long time.
They often hope that one day they will succeed in their practice and become big monsters, the kind that great monsters can be used in the world. Then they will find the most fertile soil in the world to take root, go to the highest mountain to bask in the sun, drink the clearest sweet spring water, raise many mortals to come to **, and find a place for the hops in the world to build a hop garden, etc....
But all this was interrupted by one person!
That humanitarian lunar eclipse.
Not only does he have the power to almost be invincible in the world, but he also loves drinking!
So the two flowers began their initial thought that they had only a few decades of imprisonment, which was actually hundreds of years.
In the gourd, the two flowers, except for the Taoist who poured wine into the gourd, when they came to the gourd's mouth to drink, and when they heard the outside world, were constantly engaged in various meaningless conversations that were repeated over and over again.
For example, Erhua asked more than 100,000 times - can we still go out?
For example, Dahua answered nearly 100,000 times - Yes!
Erhua also often asks, "What will happen if we go out?" Dahua sometimes patiently tells it that we will have sunshine, soil, fresh air, and bees and butterflies to help us do shy things. Sometimes she will grit her teeth and say that she wants to eat the Taoist in one bite, and sometimes she doesn't know the answer...
In fact, it is as helpless as Erhua. It is enough to have a confused and helpless person. If both of them are like this, it will become very bad.
Because sometimes Erhua falls asleep, she will look around in a daze in the wine gourd.
There is a very narrow space in the gourd, with almost no redundancy in their activities, and the echo of their speech is deafening, and it is dark and dull all year round, filled with water or wine... In such a space, their original spiritual power faded day by day, and they also quickly became weakened...
In the dream, Cheng Yun felt terrible depression, his chest was heavy and he couldn't breathe. Fortunately, they were different from humans and even animals, so they could endure these hundreds of years of difficulties.
In the end, he was awakened, as if he had a nightmare.
I raised my head and opened my eyes, and I saw an extremely beautiful face in front of him - white fluffy cheeks, small and pink mouth and nose, pointed ears, a pair of ice-blue eyes with billions of stars in the air, staring at him with a little worry, with a faint pattern on my forehead...
It was standing on Cheng Yun's chest, and it made Cheng Yun feel heavy in his dream with his own strength.
Cheng Yun pulled the corner of his mouth: "What are you doing?"
Little luoli was stunned. I want to ask you what you do, it’s so hard to sleep.
Cheng Yun rubbed his head and sat up.
He looked at his watch, why did it only pass twelve o'clock?
After a closer look, I found that the second hand was not moving. I guess something was wrong, which made Cheng Yun feel a little headache. His watch is an automatic mechanical watch. Since he had the female hero Yin, he has not exercised very much every day, so it is impossible for the watch to lose its power.
Cheng Yun shook again, and the little luoli's eyes stopped on his watch, and his head and eyes shook slightly with his watch.
There was a slight jingle inside, and initially it was estimated that a part had fallen out.
He once heard this in an extremely unhealthy novel: There are three most embarrassing things about a gentleman in his life: shaking his watch, pushing a car and throwing a pen.
"well……"
Cheng Yun is not a gentleman, so he naturally doesn’t feel embarrassed, he just feels a little distressed and troublesome.
I'm going to send it back for repair.
Little luoli stared at the watch on his wrist in a daze, then looked down at his furry and cute little paws that had nothing on it, and didn't understand what it was.
Cheng Yun took out his cell phone from his pillow and looked at the time. It was almost four o'clock in the afternoon.
He has been locking up Dahua and Erhua for several days.
In the past few days, Cheng Yun knew that the little wizard often went to talk to them, and the space in the jar was larger than that in the gourd, but they must be very uncomfortable. Cheng Yun supported his body and sat up from the bed, looking at Xiaoluoli helplessly: "I'm still standing on me, don't you know how heavy you are..."
Little luoli looked at him again and leaned toward her head.
Cheng Yun had no choice but to wave his hand and push it down, and it even staggered on the bed with his left foot and his right foot.
Ten minutes later, the rooftop.
The lid of the jar was opened by the Female Yin, and a strong aroma of wine that made people feel intoxicated. After a few days of soaking, the originally ordinary grain wine in the jar has become a completely fairy wine. Most of the Taoist Changyao had drunk such good wine only when he arrived on Earth.
Female Yin took a deep breath: "Yeah, it smells so good!!"
A few bubbles appeared in the jar, gurgling.
The little mage reached out to grab the front and said to the female hero Yin: "Female hero, let it go."
Female Yin quickly moved aside and picked up a stainless steel basin.
With a thud, two big flowers floated out of the air, their whole bodies were wet, and the wine continued to flow down. The little mage didn't want to waste it. After they dripped a while, they quickly put them into the basin held by the Female Yin, and the remaining wine dripped into the basin.
The female lady Yin put the basin on a coffee table, and then the three of them sat on the side of the coffee table.
Under the stimulation of the sun, Dahua Erhua opened her eyes and saw Cheng Yun at a glance. They opened their mouths, their tone a little weak: "Are you pretty..."
Cheng Yun did not care about them, but sat and waited for them to wake up.
Drop by drop of wine dripped from them, and a lot of them quickly gathered in the stainless steel basins. They hung with flowers and looked like they were not awake. The reason why they were not awake rather than overly weak was that they recovered quickly.
Only then did Cheng Yun speak: "I think we can get along with each other in a different way."
Both flowers raised their heads. The big flower stared at Cheng Yun, and the two flower stared at the big flower.
"?"
"It's how I get along with them." Cheng Yun pointed to the female hero Yin and the little mage on both sides, "There is also a little luoli who is not present. As you can see, they are actually creatures from another world like you, but they don't think I'm limiting their freedom."
Dahua turned around and saw the Female Yin, held it in for a moment, and then said, "Are you pretty?"
Erhua was about to agree when she saw the female hero Yin raise her eyebrows.
The two flowers immediately shrank.
Cheng Yun said helplessly: "Don't mess around, I continue. I have both hiring relationships with them. For example, this man who can't tell the difference between men and women is good at getting along with you. He guards the front desk for me, while I provide him with employee dormitories, fixed salary and daily food. For example, this man who is quite short... Why do you two have such a look?"
Female Yin: "…"
Little wizard: "…"
Cheng Yun waved his hand: "Anyway, you can do this too. Work for me, and I provide you with a shelter, the sunshine, water, fertile soil and fertilizer you need."
Dahua hesitated for a while, raised her head and glanced at Cheng Yun: "Then what do you want us to do?"
Erhua also stared at Cheng Yun in confusion.
"I heard that the places where you are rooted belong to your... territory, similar to this statement. You are rooted on the rooftop. When you are the security guards of my hotel, the second and third floors of this building include the rooftop and the first floor of the building belong to our hotel. You are responsible for resisting danger to the hotel. How about it?" Before they could answer, Cheng Yun added, "In fact, the hotel does not need security guards at all, and no one dares to cause trouble for me. This is a completely idle job. You just want to be in case, and you will never even have something to do most of the time, so you can practice with peace of mind."
"But we still can't leave here?" Dahua was very keen.
“Yes, this is my bottom line.”
"You still want to use us to make wine?"
"Uh... I know you can make good wine without soaking wine." Cheng Yun said, "I can guarantee that I won't force you. But making some wine occasionally can also reflect your value, right? It can also enhance our friendship..."
“…”
Dahua was silent for a while before she raised her head, and then suddenly burst out: "Are you pretty? You think we are stupid, right? You still deprive us of our freedom. Now I want us to see you for free?"
Erhua was stunned, and she seemed to have not figured it out yet-
It thinks it makes sense. If you make some money by leisure and occasionally make some wine, you will get sunshine, soil and fertilizer. They are simply a big profit!
Cheng Yun pulled the corner of his mouth: "This is different..."
“What’s different?”
Cheng Yun pondered for a while and said weakly: "It sounds much better..."
Big Flower: "…"
Cheng Yun coughed twice and continued to fool him: "Just kidding. The most important thing is the change of identity. Although I can also provide you with soil and fertilizer for free, this is not worth it, but in that case you are like my prisoners or ordinary flowers I planted, without human rights, and your identities are not equal. Now, we have an equal cooperative relationship. You can make money through your own efforts and be friends with us."
To be continued...