Chapter 434: I missed a few episodes of the series(1/2)
"Hello junior sister, my name is Jet Li."
“666…”
"Uh, that, I'm from the sophomore sports department, your minister is my roommate." Jet Li squatted under a tree and chatted with his cell phone.
"Ah... are you the deputy minister of the sports department?"
“Yes.”
"Hello, Senior Brother, is there anything you need to ask me for?"
"Well, I just want to ask, is Cheng Yan from your dormitory?"
“…Yes, you want to chase her?”
"Well, I want to inquire about the situation."
“Learn to understand.”
"Thank you, junior sister." Jet Li sent an awkward expression over, and a moment later sent another red envelope.
"I won't accept the red envelopes. Just ask what you want to ask directly. Anyway, I guess there is no chance."
"Why? She has a boyfriend?/fd"
"Boyfriend? I also hope she has a boyfriend. Our whole dormitory is looking forward to this day."
"Then why?"
"Nothing, ask."
"Uh...what do she have any hobbies?"
"I like fitness, running, practicing Sanda, wrestling and Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. It is said that I am playing mixed martial arts. She often spends time at Kafi's gym. Her home opens a hotel not far from the back school gate, and she often goes back to the hotel." Deng Xuhong replied almost instantly.
"MMA? So cruel?" Jet Li was stunned. He had heard of Kafi Gym. It seemed quite expensive. At least he usually exercises in the gym run by a graduated senior brother in the back school gate, which is very economical.
"Yeah!"
“Is there any more?”
"Reading a book."
"What book? Novels?"
"Sometimes, it's also, sometimes it's other things. We don't understand them very much anyway. She likes to read original English versions, and many of them are books that are as thick as bricks. In addition to literature and historical masterpieces, there are also books on biology, physics, philosophy and mathematics. Believe me, even if you know every word of those books, you can't understand them if you add them up." Deng Xuhong still replied in seconds.
"I love studying very much..."
"You can think about what common hobbies you have with her, little brother." Deng Xuhong replied.
“…”
Common hobbies...
I like to go to Internet cafes, drink and go to bars and chase girls...
Jet Li's mouth twitched, and a hint of powerlessness suddenly appeared in his heart. For the first time, he felt that it was so far away from a girl.
He asked again without giving up: "Is there anything else?"
Deng Xuhong continued to reply in seconds: "That's all. Usually, she either goes back to the hotel or goes to the gym. She rarely goes in the dormitory. Even if she is there, she will not watch TV series or play games like us. She will only read a book with her hand in her arms. By the way, she likes to pet cats, but don't think about it. She already has the most beautiful and cute little luoli in the world at home."
"Are you typing at the speed of light..."
"Oh, I copied it directly from other people. There are too many people asking Chengyan information, and the questions you asked are almost the same, I usually copy it directly."
"Is this sentence copied too?"
"yes."
“…Thank you.”
Jet Li took a deep breath, shook his head and put down his phone.
This is a damn...
...
Back at the hotel, Cheng Yan raised the paper bag in his hand and asked, "Sister Yu Dian wants to eat rabbit heads?"
The little girl Yu Dian hesitated and glanced at Tang Qingying again.
Tang Qingying quickly shook her head: "Don't look at me, I won't eat it!"
Cheng Yan shrugged and ran outside to ask the Taoist Changyao.
Cheng Yun and Yin went upstairs with meat and vegetables.
After a while, Cheng Yan also came up. Seeing the female hero Yin cutting vegetables and Cheng Yun marinating meat, Xiaoluoli squatted on the side to watch. She took out a plate and put two rabbit heads on the side of the stove, and said, "Let it be for you to eat when you have time."
Cheng Yun nodded and said, "Okay."
The female female hero Yin glanced at the rabbit's head with her eyes, took two more breaths, and swallowed her saliva.
Little luoli looked silently from the side—
Two rabbit heads, two humans...
Does this king eat earth?
At this time, Cheng Yan came to it, and she shook her head in front of it with a fragrant rabbit head, her tone full of temptation: "Do you want to eat it?"
Little luoli looked at her blankly, and after a moment, its gaze began to move with the rabbit head in her hand.
In an instant, Xiaoluoli shook her head hard again, woke up, and glared at Cheng Yan with dissatisfaction-
A hateful mortal, dare to trample on my dignity!
What do you think of this king?
Just as he was about to get angry, Cheng Yan had already taken out his cat rice bowl, put the rabbit head in it and handed it to him: "Eat it quickly, I specially chose the spicy one, you must like it very much haha!"
At the same time, Cheng Yun also reminded him: "Don't eat bones, you can only eat meat."
Little luoli: "Woo..."
When Cheng Yun finished cooking and went downstairs, he saw the person downstairs rubbing the oil on his hands with toilet paper, especially a beautiful girl who "never eat" with a look of aftertaste.
Cheng Yun's eyes couldn't help but twitch.
By the afternoon, he took a nap, then sat on the roof and played with his cell phone for a while. It was dusk when he went downstairs.
Cheng Yun saw Cheng Yan and Tang Qingying leaning against the glass door and looking outside. The two beautiful girls’ backs were graceful and colorful. He couldn’t help but wonder: “What are you doing at the door?”
Cheng Yan looked back at him, then turned his head back.
Tang Qingying stared at him with bright eyes and said, "We are listening to Uncle Yin San telling a story."
"Well... are there two more viewers?"
Cheng Yun also walked to the door and squeezed among them and looked out.
At this time, there seemed to be two or three more primary school students gathered in front of the Changyao Taoist stall. No, one of the primary school students was obviously pretending to be a stool. Yin Nuxia took a small stool and sat among a group of primary school students. The rest of the primary school students were standing, only she was sitting. But even so, she could not hide the fact that she was about the same height as these children.
Nowadays, young people are taller than each other. Fortunately, they are a group of elementary school students. If they are junior high school students, their height of 1.7 meters or 8 meters will make Female Yin very uncomfortable.
At the same time, there was a pretty young man standing next to him. Like other elementary school students, he also held a pot-kick and stared at the Taoist Changyao intently.
Cheng Yun's eyes were a little surprised: "Oh, it's quite lively..."
Tang Qingying turned his head to look at him, smiling so hard that his eyes narrowed into two curved arch bridges, and said, "Don't say it, Uncle Yin San said it quite interesting!"
Cheng Yan also nodded and said, "It's interesting."
He heard the Taoist Changyao say, "So the young man turned around and entered the house. When he came out again, he was holding a broken bowl in his hand, which contained a bowl of clear water, and handed it to the old man. He said: The family is poor and there is nothing else. He should have given one or two steamed buns to the old man, but now he has only given a bowl of water as the old man asks for. I am really ashamed."
"The old man thanked the young man, drank half a bowl of water, and then stood there, looking at the young man."
"The young man wondered, so he asked him why."
"The old man just asked him with a smile: Do you want to live forever?"
As soon as these words were spoken, many primary school students opened their eyes wide.
"Wow?"
"That old man is a god?"
At the same time, this sentence also exploded in Zhu Jiayan's mind. He stared blankly at the Taoist Changyao who looked like a character in the fairy tale game.
Wish you a lifetime?
Wish you a lifetime?
Wish you a lifetime?
...
Is there another 'Xianxia World'?
Zhu Jiayan stuffed the remaining pot into his mouth and chewed it, feeling uneasy.
At this time, Taoist Changyao noticed him keenly and pointed at him and said, "Who, after eating, right? Come and buy another one. Don't be shy, please be full."
To be continued...