Chapter 734 Two centimeters dare to say they are big brothers
The two of them were eating barbecue. After a glass of beer, Chen Qiwen's face suddenly turned red and charming. Combined with her beautiful face and tempting figure, it was really tempting!
Ye Haochuan was even more excited, and the idea of getting Chen Qiwen drunk became more and more vigorous.
"Oh! Third brother, there is a girl there! It's so fuckingly!"
At this moment, a frivolous teasing sound came from afar.
Several gangsters with hair dyed in mess, wearing holes, cigarettes in their mouths, nostrils facing the sky, and extremely arrogant gangsters came over.
The leader was dyed with yellow hair. Looking at Chen Qiwen's extremely seductive rosy face, his eyes lit up. He felt his mouth dry and his tongue was dry. The brothers on his lower body immediately paid tribute.
"Beauty! Meeting is fate. My name is Crazy San. Let's get to know each other?" Huangmao made a smile on her face that she thought she was extremely handsome and reached out to Chen Qiwen.
"I don't know you!" Chen Qiwen's face looked a little scared, and she looked at Crazy San timidly.
Her little look that I felt pity made Crazy San burned her to the fire, and she wanted to take the beauty in front of her immediately and take it to the small hotel next to her to gallop freely!
"Hehe! It doesn't matter if you don't know each other. Brother invites you to drink. Let's eat and drink. I will introduce my elder brother to you for your understanding!"
Crazy San swallowed his saliva, glanced at Chen Qiwen with unscrupulous eyes, and pointed to the towering tent under his crotch.
"You dare to say that you are a big brother even if you two centimeters? Then isn't my twenty-six centimeter a giant?" After hearing Crazy San's words, Ye Haochuan couldn't help but laugh.
"Grass! What nonsense are you bastards talking about! If you don't want to die, get away!" Crazy San's face suddenly turned red and he stared at Ye Haochuan in an extremely fury.
"Hehe, I'm a doctor, but I'm really talking nonsense about what I said just now, which has caused insults to you. I'm sorry!" Ye Haochuan laughed, and instead apologized to Crazy San solemnly.
Seeing Ye Haochuan apologizing so seriously, Crazy San's face suddenly relaxed a little. He was about to speak, but he heard Ye Haochuan say, "I'm wrong. Your brother is obviously only 1.89 cm, but less than two cm!"
"Puchi!" Hearing Ye Haochuan's words, Chen Qiwen couldn't help but smile like a flower.
She had already realized that Ye Haochuan was deliberately trying to deal with this yellow hair! However, this elder brother Ye was too bad, and he even shamelessly said that he had twenty-six centimeters there.
That's too long, how could it be put in and it would be broken!
Chen Qiwen's face suddenly became extremely rosy, and she was thinking about it in her heart.
"Your Madam! Are you looking for death?" Crazy San finally reacted, his face suddenly became gloomy, his anger surged in his heart, pointing at Ye Haochuan and spitting and cursing.
The gangsters around him were also furious and took out the steel pipe from their pants, showing signs of fighting when they were disagreeing.
"Brother, I'm really a doctor. Don't get angry casually. You have to smile more, otherwise you will have problems with your body!"
Ye Haochuan seemed not afraid at all, but walked to Mad San and said with his arms around him.
"I laugh at you for being numb!" Crazy San shook Ye Haochuan's palm away. Now he was really angry! He decided to clean up Ye Haochuan first, and then take this beauty to the hotel!
Just as he was about to let his brothers do it, Crazy San suddenly felt something was wrong with his body.
"Hahaha……"
In the confused eyes of several gangsters around, Crazy San suddenly threw away the steel pipe in his hand, covered his stomach and smiled so hard that he leaned back and forth.
"Haha...ahah...haha..."
It seemed as if he had seen something particularly funny, and he laughed so hard that tears came out, and even coughing could not interrupt his laughter.
"San, Brother San, are you okay?" The gangsters were stunned and rushed forward.
"Grass! Haha...do it! Haha...die! Haha...he! Haha..." Although Crazy San laughed wildly, he seemed extremely uncomfortable and squatted on the ground and couldn't even speak clearly.
"Boy! Are you making moves?" These gangsters reacted and glared at Ye Haochuan one by one.
"Oh, I said, don't get angry casually, otherwise your body will have problems. Look, he usually smiles less, and his body requires him to laugh enough!"
Ye Haochuan pretended to sigh.
"Grass! Hurry up and get the third brother ready, otherwise I will kill you!" Several gangsters bared their teeth, and the steel poles in their hands were dancing wildly.
"Smile, you're young for ten years! Why don't you understand this principle?" Ye Haochuan suddenly stepped forward and quickly slapped the people with his hands.
"Hahaha……"
Before these gangsters could react, they suddenly felt something was wrong with their bodies. They threw away the steel pipe and covered their stomachs and laughed wildly.
For a moment, a very strange picture appeared at this barbecue stall. A group of gangsters squatted on the ground and laughed wildly, and they laughed for ten minutes but didn't stop.
"Brother! Haha...please! Haha... Give me your life!" At this moment, Crazy San finally woke up and hurriedly knelt in front of Ye Haochuan, smiling and saying.
Although his face was still hilarious, his eyes were filled with horror.
Seeing Crazy San's actions, the remaining gangsters hurriedly knelt in front of Ye Haochuan and looked at him begging.
"Smile, you're young for ten years! This is because you are too angry and don't laugh much in your daily life. It's a natural reaction of your body."
Ye Haochuan was very happy, but he looked sad and pityful.
After hearing his words, these gangsters were so excited that they could not cry. They had laughed for so long that their faces were almost cramped.
However, Ye Haochuan's next sentence gave them a clear path: "But there is a way to treat your current situation."
Speaking of this, Ye Haochuan deliberately paused, sucking their appetite, and then said: "The more powerful the slaps each other, the faster it will be!"
ah?!
These people looked at each other. Although they still looked like they were laughing, they were extremely doubtful in their hearts whether Ye Haochuan had lied to them.
"Believe it or not, you can do it yourself. It has nothing to do with me anyway." Ye Haochuan laughed.
After hesitating for half a minute, Crazy San finally couldn't stand it. He pointed at the two gangsters in front of him, and then pointed at his face again.
"Ba!Ba!"
Seeing that his boss had instructed him like this, the two men did not hesitate and immediately slapped them with two big ears.
Crazy San was slapped by these two slaps, and the anger that had been suppressed for a long time burst out crazy.
*'s turtle! Dare to beat me!
He cursed in his heart, slapped his right hand and slapped a little brother in the face without any mercy.
"Ao!" The little brother howled, and he rolled out a few meters away. His right face was completely swollen, and a clear slap mark appeared on it.
"Huh? I'm fine, I finally don't have to laugh!" After howling, the little brother was suddenly surprised to find that he was completely healed!
:
Chapter completed!