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Chapter 618 Incontinence

Of course, this dirty idea was just in Ye Haochuan's mind. He was too lazy to accept a single woman like Wang Yan. If he let other women know, wouldn't he tear him up?

"I said, aunt, you need to change your concept. What era is now? What's wrong with the master's involvement in the apprentice? Who stipulates that teachers and students cannot fall in love? Can't the master-apprentice relationship between Yang Guo and Xiaolongnu become a masterpiece of eternal songs?"

Ye Haochuan looked at Wang Yan with a smile and said.

"What are Yang Guo and Xiaolongnu, two fictional characters in martial arts novels, can they be used in reality?" Wang Yan looked at Ye Haochuan with gritted teeth, "Tell you, Ye Haochuan, I will definitely seize your handle and will not let you succeed."

"You grabbed my handle?" Ye Haochuan's eyes lit up, and a bad smile appeared on his face, "I have a handle, you have a loophole, my handle just fills your loophole! It's a perfect match! Hehe!"

What's your handle to supplement my vulnerability?

Wang Yan could hear it for no reason at first, but when she looked at Ye Haochuan's malicious smile, she immediately woke up. This bastard was so hateful that she actually said such shameless and vulgar words.

"You... are shameless!" Wang Yan cursed angrily.

"Hehe, aunt, I don't understand. I just said something about the handle and loophole. Why did it become shameless when it comes to your mouth?" Ye Haochuan pretended to be stupid and said in a daze.

When it comes to shamelessness, who can do so? Although Wang Yan was so angry that her face turned pale, Ye Haochuan's words made her look so silly that she could not say that she was suffering from the pain of eating Coptis chinensis.

At this time, Wang Yingjun jumped out and shouted: "Ye Haochuan, do you still have the heart of etiquette, righteousness, integrity and shame?"

"What is the intention of etiquette, righteousness, integrity and shame? Can Young Master Wang explain it to me?" Ye Haochuan continued to pretend to be confused.

"You..." Wang Yingjun almost choked. He was a returnee and usually met a humble and polite person. Who had ever seen such a rogue guy?

He snorted heavily, and Wang Yingjun said angrily: "I am not too scared to say a few more words to someone like you who are not qualified. It's just a loss of value. Director Wang, let's go."

Lower man?

Ye Haochuan was immediately unhappy. You are paralyzed. I am a inferior person. Could it be that you or the superior person? How can you gild yourself on your face?

"That's right, you are of high quality. You are such a big person and wet the bed. It's so funny." Ye Haochuan said sarcastically.

"Nonsense! You're wetting the bed!" Wang Yingjun was furious, and at the same time she was secretly frightened. There was some kidney problem and it was difficult to control her urine. This has always been his biggest secret. Except for his parents, no one knows. How did Ye Haochuan see this?

He was thinking about it all, and at this moment, an aunt in charge of cleaning was carrying a bucket of water over. Her feet slipped and she poured the water on the leather shoes he was wearing.

Wang Yingjun was already angry. Seeing that his leather shoes were wet, he was furious on the spot and shouted: "Damn, you old woman, where are the eyes of dogs? Do you know how much my leather shoes cost? It's so dirty for you! Grass!"

The cleaning lady knew that she had caused trouble and was already panicked. When she heard what he said, she was shocked and said in a hurry: "How much...how much?"

"Hundreds of thousands of magnesium knives, do you know about the hundred thousand magnesium knives?" Wang Yingjun shouted, "Grass, you are the kind of guy, I'm afraid you won't be able to pay it back in your whole life!"

"100,000...magnesium knife?" The cleaning lady saw that she was a low-level member of society. She had no knowledge and had no idea about magnesium knife. She only thought it was a huge sum of money, and her face turned pale because of her fright.

Wang Yingjun became more and more angry the more she thought about it. She suddenly raised her feet and prepared to kick the cleaning lady hard, venting her hatred.

At this moment, Ye Haochuan suddenly pointed at him and shouted: "Oh, big news, big news, everyone, come and see, this big turtle doctor has wet his pants, this big turtle doctor has wet his pants..."

"Damn it, I'm talking nonsense, who's wet his pants..." Seeing the crowds around him in the hall, Wang Yingjun's face turned red with embarrassment, and she wanted to kill Ye Haochuan.

However, at this moment, he suddenly felt a warm feeling between his legs. When he looked down, his pants were wet, and a stream of water was flowing down his legs. His pants were originally wearing gray trousers, which was extremely conspicuous after wetting the urine.

"Oh my God, this..."

Wang Yan next to her suddenly smelled a pungent smell, and couldn't help but cover her mouth and nose, far away from Wang Yingjun.

At the same time, many male and female students who were setting up the hall rushed over, looking at Wang Yingjun with strange eyes.

Wang Yingjun was so embarrassed that she didn't have to find a crack in the ground to get in. This time he came to attend the charity auction, which was also asked by Wang Yan. When she learned that Ye Haochuan was going to participate, the two of them came to find trouble for Ye Haochuan, but they didn't expect that such a mess would happen.

Damn it, it's so embarrassing!

"The person surnamed Ye is you who makes trouble, you who makes trouble..." Wang Yingjun said angrily.

Just now, Ye Haochuan said that he wet the bed, and then he urinated his pants. If he said that this matter had nothing to do with Ye Haochuan, he wouldn't believe it if he beat him to death.

In fact, Ye Haochuan was really making trouble in secret. If he clicked him from a distance, he would be incontinent and made a fool of himself.

He is now a master of innateness, and his tricks can be said to be extremely skillful in playing these tricks. He didn't even know anything about it. Even Wang Yingjun himself didn't understand what was going on.

"Hehe, I said, Mr. Wang, you can take medicine for lunatics randomly. You can't say this. Why am I making trouble?" Ye Haochuan smiled, "You wouldn't say that the urine on your pants was sprinkled by me, I did? Hey, Mr. Wang, this urine basin is pressed on my head. You are too disgraceful, right?"

"You..." Wang Yingjun choked and didn't know how to refute.

In front of everyone, it was an undeniable fact that he would not be allowed to hand it over.

Seeing that more and more people were coming, others were so angry that they were almost crazy. Why did they get into such a shameful thing today?

At this time, Ye Haochuan began to shout again: "Hey hey, I said that beauty, can you give us the turtle doctor Wang Da Shao? Is it so tragic that he is incontinent? How could you take a photo so far? If you want to take a photo, you have to take a closer photo. Come on..."

The girl who was taking photos and posting her Moments was funny and couldn't help but burst into laughter. Then she bravely stepped forward, clicked and pressed the photo button of her smartphone.

I felt the flash of the phone opposite flash, and Wang Yingjun's face turned green, and she didn't even bother to settle the score with the cleaning lady. She waved her hand quickly: "Fuck you all, get out of here..." As she said that, she waved her hand and left.

Behind him, Ye Haochuan's hateful voice came to his ears again: "I said Mr. Wang, urination is caused by kidney problems on the surface, but in fact, the brain is not fully developed. Be careful!"

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