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Chapter 684 A sharp knife can make you the chief executive

"Lieutenant Colonel Li, our family is poor and we can't afford to pay. Do you think..."

Brush!

Brush!

Before the group of military officials who are accompanying the army finished speaking, the fat man picked up the machete and waved it. He pretended to behave in a good manner, so why did he cut off a corner of the good table?

Of course this is not the point. The point is that the fat man feels that he must have been not civilized before, so now he must adopt a more civilized approach, such as... putting a knife around a person's neck.

Considering that these people have more or less physical diseases, if the knife is placed on the person's neck, the blood flow of people will accelerate, which will help blood circulation and health. This is the more civilized way.

The commander of the Jinsui Army raised his hand on the spot, stood there stiffly, and did not dare to move, because at this moment a bright big knife was pressing against her neck.

This fat man is unreasonable... ah, he refuses to bargain!

When buying things, you have to count the price of two words. Who knows that this guy doesn’t bargain with you at all, and he just needs to get a knife when he comes up!

"That... considering that the previous method might not be very civilized, I am going to take a more civilized approach. Do you think this method is civilized?"

The little fat man said while pulling the knife in his hand, which scared the commander of the Jinsui Army quickly tilted his neck, fearing that the machete on his shoulder would hit his throat.

"No, no... Brother, my family really has no money! Otherwise, they would have taken it out long ago. They are all from poor families. Lieutenant Colonel Li, please be considerate and considerate of us! We are all on orders, but in fact we don't want to hit you in our hearts."

The surrounding Jinsui army also began to agree, wiping the tears that did not exist on their eyes in a fake way, looking particularly sad.

The fat man in front of him seemed to be infected by the sadness. He had a sudden enlightenment on his face, and he was still silently chanting in a low voice:

"So that's how it is. The family is poor and messing around..." At this moment, he suddenly said to the dog of Chengxing:

"Do you believe Xiao Hei?"

"Wangwang!" I don't know if the dog understood it, but after shouting twice, Xia Li Feng got angry and pointed at the dog towards the Jinsui Army Avenue:

"Look, the dogs don't believe it!"

Puff puff puff ~

Several Jinsui troops were almost bleeding. Why is this fat man’s brain circuit so weird? They can’t keep up with the fat man’s pace.

However, the machete on the neck seemed to have used some force again. The commander of the Jinsui Army became stiff again and immediately started crying and became poor again:

"Lieutenant Colonel Li, this time we came to confiscate the territory by orders from Shangfeng. How could you think of you here? If you had known this, even if our Shangfeng was holding a gun and pressing our heads, I wouldn't have come."

"Oh, so you are so good!" Li Feng expressed his dirty expression again. The machete in his hand couldn't help but relax a little. The Eagle and Ma Laosan on the side had already started to twitch at this time, because they knew that according to the boss's personality, they would definitely not end like this.

Things were the same as they thought. At this time, the boss suddenly asked Deng Xing’s dog again:

"Do you believe Xiao Hei?"

"Woof, woof, woof!"

"Damn!" Li Feng heard Xiao Hei's scream this time, and the knife in his hand loosened a little. At this time, a group of people entered the workshop and seemed to understand what Xiao Hei meant. According to their hearts, there was also a dog's soul. He was very grateful to Deng Xing's dog. He must have eaten several pieces of meat when he turned around.

Just when a group of Jinsui troops thought the matter was over, Li Feng suddenly shouted and said angrily:

"Look, only dogs believe it!"

Puff~

This time someone really vomited blood. The Jinsui Army sprayed a mouthful of blood on the spot and fell down. Li Feng couldn't help but tilt the corners of his mouth. These people's psychological tolerance is too poor.

The colonel leader is now discouraged. Arguing with this fat man is definitely asking for trouble. He can really make people so popular that he vomits blood. The facts in front of him are evidence.

"That...Lieutenant Colonel Li..."

"Wait a minute, take it yourself!" Just as the commander was about to continue speaking, Li Feng suddenly relaxed and grabbed the other party's hand and pressed it on the hilt of the machete. The colonel commander now became a grasp of the machete and pressed it against his neck...

Our Li Xiaopang squatted down at this moment, because Erpang had something on his back at this time, and a group of Jinsui troops were also terrified... No, it was better to compete with the bears!

Why does this dead panda always come out to make trouble at critical moments? But when they saw what Erpang was carrying, they couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

This time the knife is a little small, even smaller than the first knife.

But when Li Feng picked up the knife, his face was a little entangled and he asked Erpang in a low voice:

"It's not good to do this. We are all civilized people. Isn't it a bit like doing this..."

"Woooo~" I don't know whether Erpang was answering Li Feng's words or shouting casually. Anyway, no one could understand what this panda was talking about.

But our Xiaopang seemed to understand. At this time, he kept lit his head, as if he understood Erpang's meaning, and then stood up, stared at the knife in his hand carefully, and couldn't help but say:

"Okay, it's good to do this. After all, the ancients have said it, right! Erpang must have memorized his recent ancient poems very well. I will reward you with some honey."

This time Erpang really understood it, and his cheering expression was particularly obvious because the boss wanted to give him honey again.

The faces of a group of Jinsui troops became very strange because they really didn't understand what the fat man was thinking, but it didn't matter. Li Feng was preparing to answer them now.

"I wonder if you have heard a poem by Cao Mengde, but I am so lucky that I can even sing it to express my aspirations? Have you ever heard it?"

A group of Jinsui troops shook their heads. They were all rough men and it was difficult to write their own names, let alone memorize ancient poems.

When Li Feng saw that these people had never heard of them, he immediately felt a little regretful, and then began to speak some nonsense:

"Actually, this knife was used by people from the palace in the previous dynasty. It was not a killing knife, but it would cut a knife on a person's body, and then that person became a chief manager. Do you know what that chief manager means?"

"No...I don't know!" A group of Jinsui troops shook their heads.

At this moment, the eagle suddenly spoke:

"The chief manager is a eunuch!"

Brush!

The general Jinsui army's face suddenly turned pale, why is it so cold under its crotch?

This fat man is going to castrate them. He is really insidious. Is this a civilized person?

And this panda is also very hateful. They will kill the panda in the future... No, they also have to raise a panda and ask the panda to help them do their business, but...
Chapter completed!
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