Chapter 58 First time on a plane
The topic in the group was getting worse and worse because of the Taoist trumpet on the top of the mountain. Even in the end, Fairy Yunmeng said that she had already positioned the Taoist trumpet on the top of the mountain and had sent bodyguards to catch people, and I don’t know if it was true.
Su Mu downloaded several more popular games and put his phone back in his pocket with satisfaction.
I finally returned to modern life. I really don’t know how I spent these few days as a tree.
At the airport, everyone accompanied Yang Zixuan to the place where the crew gathered, but she was the only one who came over. After getting the plane ticket, they went in by themselves.
As for passport visas, I said that these are all minor things. Last night, the sect not only helped to get the passport, but even got green cards from countries around the world.
Of course, there is no need to mention the processing method. The energy of the sect in the mortal world is not something to be said.
"Travel me, be careful, your saliva is almost flowing out." Su Mu said speechlessly.
At this time, I was curiously looking at the flying swords that were constantly taking off in the airport. Without blinking, my face almost said, "I'm very curious and want to try it on."
I really wiped my mouth, looked at my hands, and said blankly: "No."
Lingzhu and Su Mu couldn't help laughing, and I was really stupid in curiosity.
"Duan me, if you really want to open your mind, wouldn't it be better to find a sect to get a fight?" Su Mu said speechlessly.
"It's so troublesome to them." I shook my head and said, "Just sit down."
"Senior brother, why do you like driving modern transportation so much?" Lingzhu asked curiously: "I think it's fun to have them and fly swords."
"I think so too." Su Mu nodded. Flying in the sky and the earth, it's because everyone has this kind of dream.
Especially when he stepped on a flying sword, he looked so handsome that he looked so beautiful.
"I think it's a little more fun to control with my hands."
Su Mu looked at Du me speechlessly and operated it with his hands? Do you have any misunderstandings about this word?
Are you sure if you get the plane, you won’t change the controller to a keyboard?
When we got on the plane, the three of us were in first class cabin. Su Mu and I sat on the side, Lingzhu sat next to Yang Zixuan, and in front of them were the director and several other starring actors, and the crew members were all sitting in economic class behind.
They specially chose this position to protect Yang Zixuan in close proximity.
However, Su Mu and the others did not look like they were protecting people at all. Instead, they took out their tablets to play games online. Even as they were playing, Yang Zixuan was too bored and asked me to ask for a tablet to play with.
The plane will take thirteen hours to fly. If you don’t have to do anything, you will be bored to death.
As for cultivation, they still have to protect people after all, so it is naturally impossible to practice.
Besides, if Su Mu wants to practice, he has to hold the trunk. Now the trunk is still being crossed. I have to hold it outside with a flying sword and follow the plane.
"How did you feel when I took a plane for the first time?" Su Mu teased.
"It's a bit slow, but it's more comfortable than sitting on the Feijian." I thought about it, and said after drinking a drink.
Their voices are very small, so there is no need to be afraid of being heard by others.
"Senior brother, go dig coal quickly, there are not enough torches." Ling Zhu couldn't help but say when he saw the character Du Du and I were manipulating in a pit.
Yang Zixuan exclaimed: "Sister Lingzhu, I have dug up diamonds. Please bring me two iron pickaxes."
Lingzhu happily gave her a pickaxe, and Du me continued to chat with Su Mu.
"Of course, you are driving the flying sword, and you are sitting on the plane, and you are not working hard. There are snacks and drinks, which are of course more comfortable than flying sword." Su Mu complained.
"You can't say that, it's just that the flying sword is standing on it, it's a bit boring, and you can sit and enjoy the flying sword."
"Can't you put a sofa on the flying sword?" Su Mu asked curiously.
Logically speaking, if you can sit on the flying sword and carry a tree trunk, there is no reason why you can't put a sofa?
"It's OK, yes...but the master said it was a bit indecent." Du I thought to myself, "And the flying sword is very fast, especially the higher the cultivation level, the faster the speed, the smaller the effect of the sofa."
Su Mu looked at Du me speechlessly, you have really tried this kind of operation.
But thinking about it, a group of people flew around on the sofa, which really looked weird, but they were not as handsome as they were standing.
So, these monks also need face.
"I think you can try to make a sofa into a magic weapon directly. Wouldn't it be more stylish than putting a sofa on a flying sword?"
“Is there any difference?”
"Uh..." Su Mu scratched his head, "It seems that there is no."
"But more and more monks are in contact with modern life, and everyone's flying swords are becoming more and more strange. I heard before that someone has turned the flying sword into an atomic bomb and is flying, which can scare people and kill two birds with one stone."
"Something is there, are you fourth-grade monks still afraid of the atomic bomb?"
"If you are not prepared enough, the sixth-grade monks will be injured, what do you think?"
The two talked a lot, and when Su Muyue heard this, his impression of the monks became increasingly collapsed.
In summary, monks will survive the fittest. Those who do not accept modern life will either live in seclusion or die. Most of those who accept modern life will be influenced by the Internet and become funny. The past era of being unparalleled will never be returned.
This is the horror of the big data era, even monks can't stand it.
After a few hours, when everyone thought there would be no problem, everyone suddenly fainted.
Only Lingzhu and I were not affected, while Su Mu and Yang Zixuan were awakened by me.
"What's going on?" Su Mu asked, "Why did I fall asleep suddenly?"
"This is a first-class mysterious smoke. The other party is not a monk and has contact with this."
"Playing, plopping..." A man stood up behind him, "I didn't expect Xuanxuan, you can actually find a monk as a bodyguard."
"Who are you?" Yang Zixuan looked at this person in disgust. She probably could only come out, and this is the person who sent the intimidation letter.
"I will introduce myself. My name is Hanyu. I am a cultivator. If you are willing to follow me, it is possible to live forever."
"Well, brother, don't you know that Zixuan is also a monk?" Su Mu was embarrassed and cancer was caused by hearing the other party's words.
This guy's IQ is worrying! He clearly knows that Yang Zixuan has found a monk as a bodyguard, and she looks like I am a monk and I am very rare. Who are you fooling me?
"You little bodyguard, you dare to call Xuanxuan like this. Believe it or not, I will tear your mouth apart." Hanyu looked at Su Mu in disgust, as if he was about to cut Su Mu into pieces.
"You have a clean mouth." Yang Zixuan felt disgusted when she heard Hanyu's name. Who is this guy? She inexplicably called her nickname.
Chapter completed!