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[17] Perfect integration into a mental hospital

Song Qianqian drove Yang Shenran on a motorcycle and went straight to the mental hospital.

Yang Shenran was sitting on the back of the motorcycle. Because the speed was a bit fast, he had to hold Song Qianqian's waist.

I have to say, Victoria Song’s figure...

"Sister Qianqian, just slow down, don't be in a hurry." Yang Shenran hugged Song Qianqian tightly.

Song Qianqian said: "How can that be done?"

"Oh." Yang Shenran said: "Sister Qianqian, I will ride on your motorcycle now. I like motorcycles. They are big and soft. The main thing is that they are very fast."

"Be quiet." Song Qianqian doesn't have the heart to think so much now, she just wants to rescue the Four Heavenly Kings and Brother Chun as soon as possible.

There is a paradox in the world, that is, if you are a normal person and enter a mental hospital, how can you prove that you are a normal person?

The most frustrating thing about this paradox is that if you try to prove that you are not mentally ill and do something, such as trying to prove yourself, trying to verify your IQ or physical coordination, or something else, as long as you try to prove yourself

If you are not a psychopath, then the more you prove it, the more it will look like a psychopath.

But if you don’t try to prove that you are a normal person, then you are a lunatic. After all, you don’t say anything, and when you arrive at the mental hospital, you feel as quiet as returning home. If not, what is a lunatic?

Fortunately, the mental hospital is also equipped with normal doctors to prevent mental illness from self-inflicted injuries, so Brother Chun's injury was treated. In fact, it was nothing serious, it was just an injury to his foot.

Brother Chun is really lucky. According to what the doctor said, there was once a man who thought that using gasoline to clean his shoes would make them cleaner.

So when that person stepped on a cigarette butt while running, he stepped directly onto the hot wheel and ascended to the sky, heading to the Western Paradise.

In other words, Brother Chun was short on gasoline and burned his skin. However, this kind of mentally retarded behavior still made doctors think that these people are mentally ill!

Of course, mental hospitals will not be so sloppy. There is still a verification process to confirm identity and prevent mistakes, but this requires a process.

During this verification time, the Four Heavenly Kings and Brother Chun, who had been treated, were placed alone in a rest room.

Everyone is messed up.

There was a bald middle-aged man sitting next door. Seeing the sad faces of these people, he asked: "Brothers, are you also being locked up as a lunatic?"

Liu Jiyang looked up and said, "Well, are you... a normal person?"

"Of course I am a normal person!" The middle-aged man smiled bitterly: "Looking at you, I know that I must be a normal person."

Yang Youji asked: "Then how did you get in?"

The man sighed: "Don't mention it, my brother is just this, the one sitting inside. Alas, he has something wrong with his brain."

A little further into the opposite ward, there is indeed a man who does not look very normal. He is sitting on a chair with a strange expression, sometimes twitching and sometimes calm.

"This is my brother. It has been so many years. I am in the hospital mainly to accompany him. Alas." The man sighed a little, and then said: "But since they are all normal people, I finally have someone I can talk to.

It’s really troublesome to communicate with these people.”

Li Yu asked: "Wait a minute, I want to ask, do you think we can go out?"

"Of course you can, you are a normal person! As long as you are not sent here by your family, the hospital will verify it when you come in. If it is not true, it will be released naturally. You think you are making a movie, how can there be so much nonsense?

thing." The man said: "But this is not a good place, so don't come here again."

Huang Junjun raised his forehead and said: "Who the hell wants to come! Really, I was playing a game just now!"

"It's all the leader's fault!" Yang Youji said: "I suggest! Next time, we will still race in a hearse. After getting off the hearse, we will continue to worship him! Revenge!"

Li Yu reminded: "It seems to be the call from Sister Qianqian."

"Sister Qianqian is so beautiful, I must bear this grudge against the leader!" Liu Jiyang said righteously: "And I have long felt that the leader has evil intentions towards the saint!"

Li Yu rolled his eyes: "A bunch of idiots, Sister Qianqian is the coach!"

Yang Youji said: "Just because I am the coach, how exciting is it? I, Yang Youji, have decided to fight against this cowardly guy like the leader!"

Huang Junjun spread his hands: "Seriously, stop talking and just wait. Look, these people are all looking at us, making us even more mentally ill than mentally ill!"

Everyone looked around and saw that it really caused a crazy crowd.

Liu Jiyang said: "What are you looking at? I've never seen a handsome guy!"

A female patient with disheveled hair poked her head and said, "My little brother looks pretty good."

Although it was a psychotic compliment, Liu Jiyang was still very excited: "Haha! That's right!"

The mentally ill woman asked: "Brother, who do you think is more handsome, Andy Lau or Aaron Kwok?"

Liu Jiyang was stunned for a moment and asked: "Then who do you think is more handsome, Andy Lau or Aaron Kwok?"

The crazy female smiled shyly: "Aren't you included in this option? Little brother?"

"Oh!" Liu Jiyang gave the others a showy look. No matter what, even a lunatic can be conquered by his handsomeness! Hahaha!

"Ahem!" Liu Jiyang asked with a smile: "Okay, then who do you think is handsome, Andy Lau, Aaron Kwok, or me?"

The mentally ill woman did not hesitate: "Andy Lau."

"What!" Liu Jiyang was confused, and the others burst into laughter.

Yang Youji: "Damn it, Secretary Chicken was tricked by a psycho!"

The crazy female continued: "Brother, why don't you ask why I should add you to the options?"

Liu Jiyang suddenly smiled: "Then why do you include me in the options?"

The crazy woman smiled: "Of course it's to humiliate you, little brother."

"What the hell!" Liu Jiyang's mentality exploded!

Yang Youji was laughing so much that he was lying on the ground holding his belly. Li Yu couldn't help laughing, and Huang Junjun covered his face, feeling extremely embarrassed.

Brother Chun said: "Secretary Chicken, she seems to be more normal than you."

At this moment, the doctor finally came: "Sorry, there was a misunderstanding. Someone has come to explain. You are all right. You can go now. Come with me."

The doctor opened the door and everyone breathed a sigh of relief. Anyway, they finally escaped.

The middle-aged man who spoke first on the opposite side waved his hand: "Go slowly! I will definitely not come back in the future. This is the last time we want to see each other in this life. I wish you good health forever."

As the only normal person in the mental ward, everyone still has a good impression of this uncle.

Huang Junjun nodded, and the middle-aged man said, "Uncle, do you really want to stay in a mental hospital and stay with your brother?"

The middle-aged man smiled with vicissitudes of life: "My brother, you can't live without me. My brother's mental illness is very serious, and he must be accompanied by someone."

Li Yu asked: "What is your brother's disease?"

"Paranoia." The man sighed: "In the past few years, he always thought he was a bicycle, and then he thought he was a car. Now he thinks he is a Boeing 747, flying everywhere all the time, which is very dangerous.

"

"Since we were young, we brothers have been dependent on each other. There is no way I would leave my brother alone." The man smiled.

At this time, the delusional brother suddenly stood up and shouted, "Get ready for takeoff, fly!" Then he started running around the house.

The members of the Lying Ying Shen Cult were devastated to see how desperate they were that they actually had to live in a mental hospital to accompany their delusional brother.

Brother Chun asked: "Why don't you let your brother go out for a walk? He always stays in the house."

The man sighed: "He is too fast and I can't catch him. The most important thing is that before, bicycles and cars were okay, but now he is a Boeing 747. I...can't fly a plane, and I don't have a plane."

Driver’s license!”
Chapter completed!
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