"Cousin, are you chewing betel nut?" In the corridor outside the door, my little cousin skillfully handed a piece of betel nut.

Pu Yunchuan waved his hand, and the other party smiled and bit the betel nut into his mouth. The profession immediately dyed his teeth purple. Seeing this, Pu Yunchuan frowned and said, "You kid had betel nut plus cigarettes at a young age. You want to go to heaven, you are" Mobile::

"Cousin, look at what you said, when did you not slut when you were a child? When you reach your age, you don't have the energy to slut. Look, you have less hair now? Cousin, your hair seems to have a little more hair than last year, and you are not as bald as before."

"Is that true?" Pu Yunchuan touched his hair, then reacted and quickly said angrily: "When did the Labor Capital get bald? That is, the hairline is just a little higher. Is it better to have a baldness very early?"

As I was talking, the ringtone of the mobile phone suddenly rang, and the song of the ancient Phoenix Legend suddenly became loud.

My little cousin heard the singing and twitched: "Cousin, please change the ringtone quickly. My mother has found a blind date for you. This is too low."

"You know, mature men listen to the Phoenix Legend." Pu Yunchuan gave him a blank look and answered the phone: "Who?"

"Fatty, the test of the Knights Academy has begun. Where are you? Not online yet?"

"Uh" Pu Yunchuan was stunned and then whispered: "It's a bit inconvenient to be at a relative's house. Can this plot be slowed down?"

"How to slow down?" The dog brother on the other side of the phone rolled his eyes and said, "Do you think it's your stand-alone game? It's slow down. If you don't go online, you'll get your name and you'll have failed. I tell you, if we who do long-term tasks fail, we'll lose all our money. After we go back, we have several farms and ranches at the same time, so we have to move bricks!"

"Don't, please help me think of a way to delay time first. I'll find a machine to go online immediately." Pu Yunchuan was anxious when he heard that he wanted to continue moving bricks. As one of the earliest veteran players, if he still makes a living by moving bricks, wouldn't this be as sad as reality?

If you can’t even show off your game, what’s the point of life?

Thinking of this, Pu Yunchuan asked quickly: "Little cousin, do you have a virtual machine at home?"

"Something is originally in my sister's room, but my sister's room has to be decorated with a new house, and now it's in my grandma's room."

"Okay, okay, just take me there as soon as possible," Pu Yunchuan said hurriedly.

"My cousin is going to play games at this time?" My little cousin suddenly looked strange and reminded: "My mother will introduce you to the girlfriend to the battlefield in about ten minutes."

"I'll do a task online and come out soon," Pu Yunchuan said hurriedly.

It seems that my cousin has no girlfriend not only because of her appearance, my cousin said silently.

The two walked into grandma's room and saw the virtual machine placed in the center. Pu Yunchuan's eyes lit up and he quickly plugged in and sat in.

"The size is a bit small," Pu Yunchuan frowned.

"No, isn't it?" My cousin rolled her eyes immediately. The virtual machine was bought by my sister, and the size was of course tailor-made to her. If you feel relaxed, can she get married?

"By the way, what game do you play in my cousin?" My little cousin asked curiously when he saw that his cousin, who was not young, was so obsessed with him and ignored blind dates.

"Star Sea" Pu Yunchuan verified the game fingerprint.

"Xinghai? Brother, do you have a number?" My cousin suddenly became energetic.

"Do you know this game?" Pu Yunchuan said in a daze.

"Who doesn't know now? This masterpiece has been spreading wildly on the Internet. I have discovered it for a long time. Now there are only two thousand seats left in line."

"That's good." Pu Yunchuan nodded at first, but then suddenly remembered something and hurriedly said: "Uh, you are only thirteen years old, you can't enter the virtual machine, right?"

The state explicitly stipulates that minors cannot enter the virtual world

"Hey, there is always a way," the little cousin said with a smile.

Pu Yunchuan curled his lips when he heard this, and couldn't help but sigh that children are really good now. What adults should have enjoyed are now enjoyed in advance, such as betel nuts and girlfriends.

"How is my cousin doing in the sea of ​​stars?" the little cousin said curiously.

"Will you tease you?" When Pu Yunchuan mentioned this, he finally found a trace of his dignity as a brother and said proudly: "Who doesn't know me, the first brother who is **-savvy?"

"The origin of all evil in the Elf Forum, you are so beautiful, you are cousin?" My little cousin immediately felt awe-in, more shocked than knowing that the other party was a eleven-year-old player.

"Shh, keep a little bit lower!" Pu Yunchuan immediately smiled proudly.

As soon as the words finished, a familiar electronic voice came: Dear player: g, you are so beautiful, you are logged into the game and will enter the game interface in ten seconds. Please do not move around.

"Huh?" The cousin next to him was stunned for a moment. Why did he feel that his cousin was glowing?

Is this the legendary halo of pretentiousness?

No, this seems to be a real light. Isn't this a problem with the virtual machine?

Thinking of this, my cousin stood up and said quickly, "Hey, cousin," before he finished speaking, a strong light flashed, and then Pu Yunchuan in the game warehouse disappeared.

My little cousin stayed in place in a daze, with a confused expression on his face

This situation is so amazing?—

On the other side, a middle-aged woman who looked six or seventy-seven minutes into her little cousin led a mother and daughter all the way.

"What kind of work do your nephew do?" the mother and daughter asked curiously.

"It seems that it's the one who makes computer software, and the salary is quite high, 10,000 or 20,000 a month." The woman, who was obviously the little cousin's mother, quickly said good things to her nephew.

"A programmer?" the girl behind him asked after hearing this.

The girl looks more delicate and belongs to the jasper-shaped girl of a small family. This kind of girl is obviously very popular among adults.

"It seems," my aunt nodded.

The girl immediately frowned slightly when she heard this, and she was obviously a little disappointed.

This is not that she has a bias towards the programmer profession, but that women in this world have a bias towards the programmer profession.

After all, greasy reputation is foreign, and most of them are either fat or bald. There are few fine products left in the world.

In the blind date industry, their teachers are unique, their work nature is respected, their working environment is relatively simple, and they have more holidays. They are not as busy as other jobs. They have a lot of time to take care of their families. They can be said to be the most popular type on the market.

Compared with doctors, civil servants can only line up in the second gear, while compared with men, programmers are obviously outside the fifth gear!

The status is slightly higher than that of brick-moving and lower than that of Lanxiang's graduated excavator and New Oriental chef

In comparison, it is almost as unpopular as the female sales or PR on the woman.

Seeing the woman showing this look, my aunt panicked in her heart and hurriedly said, "But my nephew is relatively honest, has a gentle personality, never loses his temper, he can save money normally, and he deposits money in the bank for several years of working, which is the most popular type of living at home," said my aunt. "His father's house in his hometown has just been demolished, and he has paid for several houses and two large commercial stores. He is the only child in his family."

"This" the woman's mother's eyes lit up, and the girl's face looked a little better.
Chapter completed!