Chapter 1080: The ability of soap
"I'm soap?" Grandpa Lu looked at the huge Gundam in front of him in a bit incredible.
He wouldn't hear that sound wrong, it's soap
"You little guy is hiding very deeply," said the joking voice of soap: "Where did you learn this cat's name? It's more clingy than the second bastard of labor and capitalists who want to eat. Yes, you guys, have such skills hidden!"
As soon as such a lewd teasing sounded, Grandpa Lu no longer doubted. The guy in front of him was nothing but soap!
"I'm wiping you, it's really a heifer on a plane. It's so awesome. How did you do this?" Grandpa Lu curiously looked at Gundam's eyes, trying to see if there was really a piece of soap inside.
"Hey, I didn't expect me to be so awesome." The soap voice was unprecedentedly proud: "At that time, the cannon flew over, you raked so fast, and the labor and capital could not catch up with you. I thought I was going to take you one step ahead, but I didn't expect the flames to burn me and it would not hurt at all."
"You scream so ecstatically if it doesn't hurt?" Grandpa Lu rolled his eyes and said, "Do you know what kind of torment my conscience has suffered after hearing your screams?"
"Get out of here, you run so quickly and feel so conscientious. You are not screaming when you are burned by fire? You didn't see the firepower so powerful. I feel like it's blown up, and this mountain may be gone!"
"Blow you, why don't you say it's a nuclear bomb level?"
"If you don't believe me, I'll send you a message now?"
"Xinxinxin" grandpa hurriedly nodded like a chicken pecking at the rice: "The soap is mighty and I can receive the nuclear bomb with bare hands. Those scumbags on the Tianbang are not worthy of carrying shoes for you!"
"Don't be sarcastic. Now the guys on the Tianbang are not on the same level as labor and capital." Bai Zuo said proudly: "Do you know the mecha of Yu Nu Wugua? I tell you, if you compare this, you will get a broken iron!"
"It's not that exaggerating, right?" Grandpa looked at the tall mecha suspiciously. Although the shape is indeed handsome and majestic, sometimes the mechas are not only for the shape, but also for the animation and science fiction movies he had demonstrated this many times when he was a child.
Often the most powerful and latest mechas are all slags, while the ragged mechas that were abandoned in a ragged corner and picked up by the protagonist by chance are treasures that can compete with one hundred!
"To demonstrate to you what the labor and capital have just discovered," Bai Zuo laughed proudly, then slightly opened a huge mechanical palm and aimed it at the woods full of mucus.
In the next second, countless gorgeous lasers shot out. Under a round of strafing, the trees and grass planting in the mountains were cut continuously like tofu, and the entire forest was instantly cut into bare!
Looking at the lime chips all over the sky, my grandfather immediately took a breath. The picture was invincible. There were a bunch of tank legions ahead and felt like they were cut into pieces as tofu. It was so handsome!
"Awesome brother!!" Grandpa suddenly became excited.
"Hehe!!" The soap immediately puts its waist and laughs: "Old Fairy Li Bai is right. My talents must be useful. Labor and capital are indeed not a simple piece of soap. You can feel at ease to follow the labor and capital in the future. Labor and capital will take you across the New Territories, God blocks the gods, and Buddhas kill Buddhas!!"
"It's so floating," Grandpa couldn't help but curl his lips: "This looks like a supporting role, right? You control such a thing and feel that you can go to heaven?"
"This guy is really not a supporting role," said Zao Youyou: "I read some of this guy's memories. Is it a character, okay?"
"How can you still read other people's memories?" This skill made my grandfather suddenly feel a little scared.
"I don't know either," said Bazaar honestly: "I can not only read his memories, but I seem to be able to replace him."
As he said that, the mecha slowly opened, and a thin blue figure walked out from the mecha's abdominal cavity. From a distance, it looked like Bernier's reduced version
"You are soap?" Grandpa said with wide eyes.
"What do you think?" the blue figure said to grandpa with a blank look.
"Damn, what kind of form are you? Has the transformation been successful?" Grandpa Lu asked excitedly.
If he had known that he would transform after being roasted, he would have lost his way
"Probably not" Soap shook his head: "I just absorbed something and it turned out like this."
"Absorbed something? What?"
Soap: "The original owner of this body"
Grandpa took a breath after hearing this, how cruel is it? The ultimate opposite sex
The key is how to absorb it? Is it the one that is eaten directly like an alien?
Just as I was full of the scene in my mind, Bashao rolled her eyes and said, "Don't think about some messy things, I'm not that disgusting yet."
Grandpa: "How do you know what I'm thinking?"
"I don't know" Ba Zuo frowned in confusion: "It should be the ability of this body. It seems that when I get close to you, I can read some of your emotions and thoughts a little bit. It is not that I can read the mind directly, but that I can calculate and analyze the changes in your subtle emotions and get some similar results. You don't know that my brain is no different from a supercomputer now. I can calculate many problems in one second. It's so amazing!"
"Damn this the developer?" Grandpa was shocked and said carefully: "Is this the talent of this body?"
"It should be true"
"Where is it if it wasn't eaten by you?"
"Inside, I'll take you in and have a look."
"Can I still go in?" Grandpa's eyes lit up suddenly, and he looked eager to try.
“It’s quite big inside, we have a lot of room.”
"I suddenly don't want to go in if you say that."
After entering the body, my grandfather looked around curiously. The cabin structure inside the body was more advanced than he thought. Although he couldn't see what those equipment were, he looked very advanced at first glance.
Inside the mecha, on a full-circular seat, there is a body that is exactly the same as soap now, but it is much taller and the pressure on the body is much stronger.
"I'll wipe you cut it in half?"
"It's not what I did." Soap shook his head: "He was like this when I came."
"Then why did you become like this?" Grandpa Lu said curiously.
"I'm not very clear," said Bar Soap in confusion: "At that time, I sneaked into the mecha and just wanted to kill him, and I was about to jump on his face and let him eat my stool and suffocate me to death!!"
Grandpa: ""
"The main reason is that I don't have any offensive methods. All I can think of is to seal his mouth and nose and suffocate him."
Grandpa: "What about?"
Soap: "Then I felt a strong mental force attacked me. I rub it, it felt like a paper boat encountered a storm on the sea. You didn't know the helplessness I felt at that time. I thought I was going to be killed in seconds, but he didn't take the next move."
"There is no next move?" Grandpa was stunned.
"Yes" Bazaar also looked puzzled. He always felt something in his body, and stopped him from trying to kill me, and then took the initiative to contact me. As soon as I responded, I became like this
"I also gained some memory and abilities, and even the mecha can be controlled."
"Damn it, what are your abilities?" Grandpa was stunned when he heard this, feeling so awesome.
Just as I was about to ask again, a stiff electronic sound came from inside the mecha: X17 captain Jessica is asking you for a spiritual link. Do you need to turn on high power to accept the link?
"Forehead?"
Chapter completed!