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Chapter 111 divorce (first root)

"Sorry, I'm a scumbag. When I was a kid, I peeked at my sister-in-law eating cucumbers..."

The elder of the righteous gate looked desperate, and put his head on the ground and counted his sins.

It was the first time Jiang Feng used this ability. She was shocked to see that the effect was so good.

"Oh oh!" Her eyes widened, and she looked at the little white ghost floating beside her and poked her finger, "This is really amazing."

So the little girl had a lot of fun.

She ran to every unconscious disciple of the Zhengqi Gate poked their nostrils with a branch, and woke up as she poked them, and of course she subconsciously wanted to beat her.

Bang! A white ghost passed by his chest and the guy was orz.

"I'm just a squid, born into a human... I'm sorry."

"Sorry, Dad! You should have shot me on the wall back then!"

"My index finger is longer than the ring finger, I'm really hot."

"If there is a next life, I want to be a baboon...ah! Sorry, I'm so delusional. As long as I can be a flea on the baboon, it's enough."

"I don't have a girlfriend, nor a boyfriend, nor a dog friend. What's the point of living?"

...

Those who came to have dinner that day also felt it was very fresh when they saw a group of people collectively autistic on the grass.

However, if it is related to this ship, it is no surprise that anything will happen anyway.

So they just thought it was a new entertainment project in the restaurant.

Until the restaurant closed, the guys were still autistic.

Tao Jianqiu, Yi Zhengping and Yanran were lying on the railing and watching them.

Tao Jianqiu sighed: "What a terrifying ability, that fruit is so magical."

Yi Zhengping said: "It's a pity that the boss said that only those who take the first bite can have effect. It's useless for me to take a bite later."

"Have you eaten it? What does it taste?" Tao Jianqiu asked.

Yi Zhengping immediately showed an expression of unbearable look back on the past: "Stop talking, my chef's future was almost ruined by it. I never thought there would be such a bad thing, and my taste system was almost ruined by it."

"Wait a minute," Tao Jianqiu discovered a blind spot, "When did you want to be a chef? Aren't you here to learn swordsmanship?"

"Ah! Right!" Yi Zhengping suddenly realized, "What's wrong with me?"

On the side, Yanran casts contemptuous eyes with her crane eyes. The owner of the sand sculpture was fooled and hasn't reacted yet.

Tao Jianqiu patted his shoulder and said, "It's good to be a cook. Look at Master Du, he is also a cook, but his sword is still as powerful?"

"That's true," Yi Zhengping accepted this statement and said with an excited look on his face, "You don't know. When I took action that day, I realized that I was already so strong. The big devil at the 8th level of the Qi Forging Realm, I actually slashed it with one sword. If I had been in a while, wouldn't it be my only three swords of Demon Sect?

Tao Jianqiu agreed with this, and he asked Yi Zhengping: "Then what are you going to do after taking revenge?"

"Ah?" Yi Zhengping was stunned for a moment. He seemed to have never considered this issue before. "I... I haven't thought about it."

"Then think about it now." Tao Jianqiu said.

Yi Zhengping asked recurrence: "What about you? Brother Tao, what are your plans?"

"Me? I don't care," Tao Jianqiu said, "I was an orphan, and wandering around and watching the scenery was my hobby. Now I follow the boss and the others on the boat and can see many scenery that I didn't see before, which is very safe, which is great."

"Emm, I'm also an orphan," Yi Zhengping suddenly discovered that the people on the boat seemed to be orphans, and he had never heard Qiao Yi and the others talk about his family, "How come our boat is like an orphanage."

Tao Jianqiu said: "I am so happy every day now. It doesn't matter if I am an orphan orphan. Let me tell you what you think."

"From the future..." Yi Zhengping thought seriously, "I guess I will continue to stay on the boat and continue to learn cooking with the master. Uh, it's not right, it's learning sword. I feel that the master's ability will never be fully learned in his life, and there is something else."

"What's up?"

"I want to find my fiancée." Yi Zhengping said.

"Do you still have a fiancée?" Tao Jianqiu suddenly felt a traitor emerged.

"Didn't I say it a long time ago," said Yi Zhengping. "I made a reservation for me when I was a child. I didn't contact me after my house was destroyed."

Tao Jianqiu took a cup of tea made from lemon essence and took a sip: "You are the standard story protagonist routine. When you suffer, you will learn skills when you meet an expert, and then you will be able to hold the beauty back."

"No," Yi Zhengping shook his head, "I'm not going to marry her, I'm planning to break the engagement."

"Break off the engagement? Why?" Suddenly a voice came from below them, scaring both of them.

"Damn boss!" Yihe of the two was so scared that they jumped three feet high, and Tao Jianqiu's lemon tea was sprayed out.

I saw a blue slime being stuck tightly to the outer wall of the ship, looking like an octopus.

"Shh, don't scream," Qiao Yi quickly split three tentacles and covered their mouths. "Don't be discovered by Matsuko. Also, leave a pause between 'fuck' and 'boss' and 'boss', and don't connect it."

"Boss, why are you doing something bad about the world?" Tao Jianqiu asked after his mouth was let go.

"Where is it," said Qiao Yi, "I just want my stomach to draw a portrait of her. As our latest trademark of "Donkey Meat Fire Raw", food and beauty will definitely make a fuss."

The two of them rolled their eyes in unison: "Boss, you're trying to die again."

Although people often regard Matsuko as a donkey monster, she has never been angry. The only exception is that if Qiao Yi dares to use this to persecute her, Matsuko will fight back 100%.

This is probably the legendary attack and susceptibility.

"Don't care about those things anymore. Just keep lying down and chatting as usual," Qiao Yi whispered, "Xiao Yi, you just said you wanted to break the engagement. Why is this? I tell you, people who break the engagement generally won't have a good ending."

"Yes, is that?" Yi Zhengping still believed Qiao Yi's words very much. Just like Qiao Yi asked him to learn cooking, he really practiced great swordsmanship. He felt that the boss's words must contain great truths.

"Of course," Qiao Yi said, "If you break off the engagement, there is a high probability that it will trigger an incident called 'Don't bully young people poor'. Then the person you broke off the engagement will find you after several years, beat you up and say 'Thirty years Hebei'. From then on, you will become a joke, very miserable."
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