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Chapter 77 School Exam(1/2)

"Your Majesty, you may have forgotten that when we went to the brothel with you, in order not to be recognized, you specially wore a second-rate dress. Several of us changed the clothes of the servants and entered the brothel. Good guy, before he could speak, others threw some money over and thought we were collecting protection fees!"

Cheng Yaojin casually held a piece of meat pie and ate it while recalling memories.

"Isn't that true? Others are holding a fan in their hands when they are walking in brothels. You are carrying two big axes in your hands. You know you are here to visit brothels, and you don't know you are here to rob!"

"Hahaha, isn't this used to it?"

“…”

"Lao Wu, do you still remember the Sanniang in the Yichunyuan before? That butt, tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk

"How good are you? How many years have you fought Xing Daorong for a woman! You are still fighting now!"

"Your Majesty was so amazing back then..."

None of the few people were small voices, and Yu Zhi listened clearly. Among these people, there were the imperial emperors, generals, dukes, and prime ministers. Now they were like hooligans. If someone didn’t know his identity, he really thought that a mountain king was gathering!

"Father, your meat skewers!"

Ten minutes later, Yu Zhigan grilled another wave of meat skewers. He looked at more than fifty meat skewers, and left ten pieces with him, and sent the remaining forty pieces.

"Well, let's put it here. By the way, go and make some ice. It's so hot this day!"

"good!"

Yu Zhigan was unhappy, but there was nothing he could do in front of his father, so he could only lower his head and listen.

"It's still so happy at that time. Look at us, Di Xiang hasn't changed over the years, and my white hair has come out!"

The emperor didn't know if he had drunk the wine or why, but suddenly sighed and then took a sip of the wine: "Everyone tasted the prince's skewers, which tasted good, much better than ordinary barbecue!"

"It's good, but the meat is a little less!"

“…”

After Yu Zhigan gave the ice over, he was about to taste the ten meat skewers he left behind. When he looked over, he found that there were only skewers but no meat. There were cumin powder and meat foam on the nine bamboo sticks. It was obvious that they were put here after eating, and there was one less bamboo stick.

I squatted down and looked at the crime scene. The footprints were very messy. It looked like it was a collective crime. There were also pairs of shoe prints that were obviously smaller, which looked like footprints of a child.

Looking along this footprint, I found six people, well, using this unit of measurement, these six little dogs were squatting neatly on the side of the road, looking at Yu Zhigan with a simple smile on their faces.

"Brother!"

"Brother!"

“…”

"My meat skewers!"

"Brother, I didn't eat it!"

"Brother, I didn't eat either!"

“…”

Yu Zhigan had the urge to give each of them a hammer. The oil at the corner of his mouth had not been wiped off. Moreover, Lao Ba was holding something in his little hand, and he was secretly hiding behind his back. Cumin powder could be seen on the ground.

"I didn't eat it, then my meat skewers?"

"Brother, I just saw a tiger suddenly jumping out, ate your meat skewers, and ran away directly. The speed was too fast, and the guards didn't react!"

"...Is that so? It's gone, it's gone. I'm just curious. I have ten meat skewers. How do you six of you divide it?"

Hearing Yu Zhigan's question, Lao Qi immediately stood up proudly: "Brother, I've divided it with me. There are six of us in total, but ten meat skewers, so I took out six of them first, one for each, and then half for each one, and the last one for the eighth brother..."

After saying that, he looked at Yu Zhi with pride, but soon Lao Qi realized something was wrong, and then he squatted down with his head in his arms: "Brother, I was wrong, I shouldn't have eaten it secretly!"

“…”

"Okay, I'll prepare some for you! Leave some for me!"

"Thank you, brother!"

"Brother is the best!"

Yu Zhigan sighed and continued to start the barbecue.

According to later generations, the Emperor of Yu Tang Empire, inventor, artist, poet, painter,... bicycle inventor, tricycle inventor, mahjong inventor, football inventor... When Yu Zhigan was the prince, he personally cooked for his father and brothers on the way to the ceremony. Later generations believed that this was a typical example of a father who was kind and filial, respectful and humble brothers, and was also included in the Book of Filial Piety.

This matter was also highly praised in later history books. In the Yutang Empire of Yi Zhongtian, I specially explained this paragraph, thinking that it was through this barbecue...

"Prince, rest!"

It was about ten o'clock in the evening, and Yu Zhigan was already sore all over his waist and back, and he was barbecuing all over. In order to ensure that the meat was enough, the imperial guards had already passed the wild boars, wild boars, and little wild boars around him as if they were sieve. It was a tragedy on earth. The wild boar family who had lived happily here for many years had all suffered a catastrophe overnight!

"I think the suckling pork is more delicious. Prince, go and prepare the suckling pork!"

Seeing Yu Zhigan bringing another plate of meat over, Cheng Yaojin shouted carelessly. At this time, the number of people who were eating barbecue around the emperor had changed from five or six to more than a dozen, and Yu Zhigan was still the one who made barbecue!

Some people also wanted to come and help, but Yu Zhi fucked him ruthlessly and even made the imperial guards look like a wall, blocking everyone's vision and not allowing others to learn their exclusive formula!

After opening a buffet, Yu Zhigan learned a truth. The truth of modern society was not suitable for use in ancient times. Opening a buffet was definitely one of the most brainless ways to do it! The target group of people you are targeting is wrong!

If you want to make money in ancient times, you only have one goal, namely nobles, wealthy businessmen, and landlords. This group of people is the main force of ancient consumption. Barbecue will also be a secret weapon for Yu Zhigan to use to make money, and it will never be possible for people to learn secretly!

"It's gone!"

"Not?"

"Well, the seasoning is gone!"

"What a pity, when you go back, you bring all the wild boar meat back to the East Palace. After the ceremony, I, Lao Cheng, go to the East Palace!"

"And I! I haven't seen my daughter for a long time!"

"I haven't had enough food for a long time!"

“…”

Yu Zhigan looked at these old guys. If it weren't for his father present, he would have gone crazy on the spot. He was the dignified prince, not a barbecue master, and he would not bully people like this. He was a robber and bandit, shameless...

"By the way, Prince, it's time to test you! You guys are here to bring your skewers. At a young age, don't eat such greasy things, it's not good for your health!"

After eating and drinking, the emperor was preparing to take the school exam for the prince and the other princes. As the emperor, Yu Ye swears that he definitely didn't like the meat skewers around these princes, so he wanted to take the school exam for them!

A group of princes and Yu Zhigan stood respectfully, waiting for the emperor's school exam.

The emperor would randomly check the prince's homework every period of time. Sometimes it was the Four Books and Five Classics, sometimes it was allusions, and sometimes it was the view of some policies. The time was random, the location was random, the problems were random, and there was no reward for good grades, and those with poor grades were punished. Anyway, Yu Zhigan didn't like this kind of school exam.

"The King of Goguryeo asked for help, hoping that we can send troops to quell the rebellion in their country. The Ministry of Rites and the Ministry of War have discussed this issue for a while and have not achieved any results. What do the prince and the princes think?"

The country of Goguryeo has not yet perished, nor has it been like the three conquered Goguryeo. Although this small country is not honest, it has not been too much, so it has been left alone. However, there were some rebellions in the country last year and it has not been quelled. After more than a year of fighting, the King of Goguryeo could not solve this problem and asked his boss to help!

"Father, I remember this Goguryeo was detained three years ago and was beaten back by Duke Cheng!"

"Well, yes, but that's what happened before. The King of Goguryeo came to Chang'an in person to apologize!"

"Father, what's the problem? Since it's a vassal state, I will send troops directly to help Goguryeo quell the rebellion!"

“…”

At this time, Di Renjie touched his beard: "You princes don't know. The problem with Goguryeo is that if you send troops to help Goguryeo quell the rebellion, after Goguryeo's country is stable, you will have some conflicts with our army from time to time at the border, and some other vassal states around you...

To put it bluntly, it’s Goguryeo. I’m honest because I’m afraid of being beaten by the Yu Tang Empire. But this guy is fine and will still flirt with me a few times. Then I’m honest, but this guy can’t beat the Yu Tang Empire. He is a good baby here, and he likes to bully other vassal states of the Yu Tang Empire. There are often small countries who complain, which makes the emperor a little impatient!

"What if I don't help?"

"As the sect leader, if we do not help the vassal states deal with civil strife, other countries may have disagreements, and the current king of Goguryeo..."

When the question is raised, it depends on how Yu Zhigan and other princes answer this question.

The third brother was most excited: "Father, I think, let me lead my troops into Goguryeo and solve the Goguryeo rebels! The problem will be solved!"

“…”

Everyone knows that the third prince wants to be a military general. If it is really so simple, it will take so long to discuss it?

Yu Ye didn't say anything, Lao Ba was secretly eating meat skewers, no one cared about him. He was too young. He would answer this kind of school exam if he wanted to answer. If he didn't want to answer, he was just a mascot. The seven brothers of the Calabash Boy must be there. No, it seems that one missing...

"Father, my son-in-law thinks that it may be inappropriate for us to send troops directly to Goguryeo, but we can ask the border troops to assist Goguryeo's army to eliminate the rebels..."

"My son thinks that if Goguryeo is willing to give out food and grass, he can send troops to Goguryeo, which can mobilize some new troops and maintain combat effectiveness..."

“…”

After the princes finished speaking, the emperor just touched his beard and did not continue to speak. Finally, everyone looked at Yu Zhigan.

I saw Yu Zhi holding the meat skewers in one hand and carrying the other hand behind him. When he found that everyone was looking at him, he wiped his mouth calmly and thought for a while.

"Father, son-in-law think that if you solve the person who raises the problem, then there will be no problem!"

“…”

“…”

“…”

"Rebellious son!"

The emperor was choked by Yu Zhi's words, but Di Renjie's eyes lit up. He touched his beard, nodded, and looked at Li Yuanfang beside him and asked in a low voice: "Yuanfang, what do you think of the prince's words!"

“…”

Seeing that the emperor seemed to be ready to be fucked by Yu Zhi, Di Renjie smiled and called out to the emperor: "Your Majesty, I'm lucky!"
To be continued...
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