Chapter 170 Get out of the way, someone copied this chapter and said it!
"Father, you can eat cake!"
After Yu Zhigan reacted, he slowly stood up and said.
After hearing Yu Zhi's words, the emperor had not spoken yet, Cheng Yaojin jumped out of nowhere: "Hahaha, can you finally eat it? I, Cheng, have been envious for a long time, how can I eat it? Each person eats it?"
Yu Zhigan ignored this stupid guy, knowing that this guy is protecting himself by doing this.
"Yeah, eat it!"
After hearing this, Yu Zhigan walked to the cake and called the eunuch to bring the knife and fork he had prepared. He glanced at the minister in his heart. There were a lot of people, and if each person had the average share, it would probably not be enough to eat.
As his eyes turned, Yu Zhigan had a simple idea in his mind. The emperor at the top level and his princes were also eaten by himself, the nobles at the second level and some important ministers were divided, and the lower part was also the largest, so that the rest of the people attending the dinner could get one. In this way, they could get a little more or less.
This group of people only needs to taste the taste. Remember this deliciousness. When the store in Dongcheng City is open, this group of people will be the main force in purchasing. As for the nobles and ministers like Di Renjie, after knowing that the store is his own, they will definitely not spend money to eat, and will definitely come to the East Palace to eat and drink...
Yu Zhigan first cut a large piece of cake and gave it to the emperor. When cutting the cake, Yu Zhigan clearly saw it. A small part of the cake was picked up by someone with his hands. No need to think about it. This is the trace left by his cheap father and others before.
After cutting it quietly, Yu Zhigan divided some of each prince. Although there were not many layers on the top, few people divided them, so everyone divided them a larger piece. Lao Ba saw the cake next to him and looked at Yu Zhigan, as if he thought about the fear of being dominated by Yu Zhigan some time ago. He turned his head and said nothing. The cake was now filled with psychological shadow!
"Brother Ba, don't you eat it?"
Lao Qi looked at Lao Ba curiously. The cake was delicious. He hadn't eaten such a delicious thing for a long time. His eyes were full of admiration when he looked at his elder brother. His elder brother could not only make such a delicious cake, but also such beautiful fireworks...
"Brother Qi, do you want to eat? I'm already full, you can eat it!"
Xiao Ba shook his head firmly. The cream cake was very delicious, but he had eaten too much and never wanted to eat this thing in his life!
Yu Zhigan now regrets that he has cut the cake himself. Several old men stood beside him, touching a little cream with their fingers and tasted it. His eyes lit up and the taste was very good. He was staring at Yu Zhigan next to him.
These old men have no appetite, and there is nothing to do at the moment when the dinner is started. Yu Zhigan stares at Yu Zhigan cuts the cake and picks on the side. Di Renjie and Cheng Yaojin are also mixed in.
"Duke Liu, this is your cake!"
After Yu Zhigan cut a cake, he handed it to an old man. The old man looked at the cake, nodded, and held the cake silently, but did not leave but continued to stare at Yu Zhigan.
Yu Zhigan didn't understand what these old men were doing, so he continued to cut the cake: "Zhang Hou is your cake!"
He cut another cake and handed it over. The Duke and the Marquis were very different, but there was basically no difference between these old men. After this Marquis Zhang died, he would definitely pursue the Duke of the Kingdom!
"Your Highness, why does Zhang Hou’s cake bigger than my husband’s!"
Duke Liu, who had been waiting aside, suddenly spoke. Yu Zhigan was stunned for a moment and looked at the two cakes. There was no big difference. I don’t know where this old man could tell who is older and who is younger...
“As big as it is!”
"Your Highness, you must not be more favorable than one, I..."
After getting this old man, he is here to make trouble. These old guys usually have nothing to do and are basically in a semi-retreated state. Now he jumps out to tease Yu Zhigan. The purpose of these old men is not to make things difficult for Yu Zhigan, but to be simply compared to others...
Yu Zhigan pretended not to hear it and continued to cut the cake. This time it was cut a little smaller, which was for Duke Wu. As a result, Duke Wu immediately stopped doing it and started to quarrel...
"Your Highness, why are you so young, why are you a common man? Why are they…"
Soon the incident changed from the size of the cake to the size of the credit, and then became the son of whom now, and the daughter was better, just like the old man in a large elderly activity community...
After Yu Zhigan cut the cake silently, he quickly left and handed the rest of the cake to the eunuch to cut it. He was so tired that Yu Zhigan didn't know how his cheap father could tolerate these old guys. Yu Zhigan couldn't stand it just now...
The emperor was watching the show next to him. Although he was very sympathetic to what Yu Zhigan had, he had a gloating expression.
This show of favor was over when Yu Zhigan left for a few minutes, and the dinner entered the second round. The talent show, to be precise, is equivalent to reporting the performance, and the singer and dancer in the palace came out to perform the show.
A group of ministers watched it with relish. The royal dance is still very beautiful these days. The singers and dancers raised by ministers are still very different from the royal family. However, for Yu Zhigan, who can see a group of young ladies in various clothes every day on road signs, TV and live broadcasts in the future, it is not attractive. Hey, he is dressed so tightly and his movements are so stiff...
The performance lasted about half an hour, and wine was constantly being delivered in the middle. At the beginning, everyone drank and watched the performance, but when Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Gong jumped into the middle and started to fight, the entire hall began to become messy.
Everyone is used to it. This is a normal performance. As long as Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Gong are there, there is no doubt that they will eventually move towards this trend. Everyone understands the sexual desire of several guys.
When the dance ended, Zhao Yun brought people into the venue to separate Cheng Yaojin and others, and began to continue the next process. The civil officials began to play the best poems, whether they wrote or wrote lyrics, and the emperor would be rewarded. All civil officials were ready to try.
Of course, at this time, Cheng Yaojin and others would also jump out to make trouble, such as chanting a limerick poem: "Oh my mother, it's so big, the chicken legs taste beautiful, and the chicken head is even more..."
The emperor looked up at the ministers who were eager to try below, and suddenly turned to look at Yu Zhigan. The prince never wrote poems in the past, and seemed to have said a lot of quatrains this year. I wonder if he could not defeat the ministers at this time and make any shocking poems!
"Prince!"
"My son is here!"
"Today you can recite a poem!"
"ah?"
Yu Zhigan was stunned for a moment and asked himself to recite a poem? He didn't know much about Tang and Song lyrics, and only a few could come up with them. Seeing the emperor, he couldn't help but touch his head, and he really couldn't write anything.
"Well, today's fireworks show is unprecedented. You can improvise it. It doesn't matter if you don't do it well!"
"yes!"
"Is the word good?"
Yu Zhigan thought for a while and asked slowly.
"Can!"
When Yu Zhigan heard the emperor say lyrics, he breathed a sigh of relief. He really knew how to memorize a poem, which seemed quite appropriate, but the second half seemed a little inappropriate, so he could just write the first half. As for why he memorized it, it was entirely the time when he was trying to pursue a girl...
After coughing gently, Yu Zhigan spoke slowly: "The east wind bloomed thousands of flowers at night. It blew down even further, and the stars were like rain. The fragrance of BMW carvings was everywhere. The sound of the phoenix flute moved, the light of the jade pot turned, and the fireworks danced overnight.
After hearing this, the emperor nodded with satisfaction: "No, keep going!"
Yu Zhigan spread his hands: "Father, I have written so much at the moment, but the later minister has not yet thought about it!"
After hearing this, the emperor sighed: "The article is natural, I got it by myself. Prince, when can you do the second half?"
"This, my father, my son, don't know, so I might as well listen to the ministers first..."
"My memory, Su Shi has a poem today..."
Yu Zhigan looked at Su Shi not far away and was stunned. Could the Su Dongpo guy in the East Palace be fake? Why is there another Su Shi here?
But then I thought about it and it seemed that Su Dongpo, who made meat, and Su Shi, who wrote poetry, seemed to be nothing. What does the poem Su Shi made have to do with Su Dongpo, just like what does it have to do with Lu Xun and Zhou Shuren!
Looking at Su Shi who jumped out, Yu Zhigan touched his chin and thought, wondering what would happen after these two guys meet? What kind of sparks will occur? Could it be that they would kneel down and join forces like Liu, Guan, Hua and Zhang?
Chapter completed!