Chapter 145: Tooth extraction for the emperor
Su Dingfang!
The emperor slowly tapped his fingers, and he knew roughly. Then he began to ask some other questions. Cheng Yaojin was a little depressed. As a general, Cheng Yaojin was still very eager for the battlefield and hoped to lead the army again.
"When you are old, stay at home with peace of mind. It's great to hug your grandson!"
Duke Wu said with a smile on the side that he rarely took the initiative to go to war now. He was old and could not fight anymore, so he had to leave the opportunity to the young people.
"Hmph, I'm not you!"
Duke Wu looked at Cheng Yaojin and slowly spoke: "That day in the brothel, who said that he had been peeing ten feet against the wind, but now he has wet his shoes?"
Yu Zhigan was stunned after hearing this, and I, Cao, Cheng Yaojin, actually has this literary talent. When I looked at Cheng Yaojin, I became a little admirable. I couldn't tell that this old man is still a little powerful! You can't miss it. Maybe one day I can make some amazing work!
Half an hour later, the general matter had been discussed, and Yu Zhigan, Cheng Yaojin and others also reached an agreement to go shopping in the brothels later.
Speaking of which, Yu Zhigan hasn't visited brothels for a while. It is said that the girls in Pingkangfang miss Yu Zhigan very much. Many girls talk about Yu Zhigan every day without any trouble...
Because Yu Zhigan invented mahjong, the business of Pingkangfang plummeted. In the past, the people of Chang'an would go to Pingkangfang to have fun when they had nothing to do. The rich went to the rich to the gold-selling caves of the rich, and they didn't have money to go to some places where ordinary people should go. No matter what, the business of Pingkangfang was booming.
Now, haha, the flow of people has dropped to an outrageous level, which can be said to be the lowest level in the history of the Yutang Empire. The brothel women also had to sit in the attic and play mahjong, and greeted the people passing by from time to time.
"The prince stays!"
Just as Yu Zhigan was about to leave, the emperor suddenly spoke, shattering Yu Zhigan's dream. Although Yu Zhigan had just gotten married, although Cheng Xiang was as beautiful as a fairy, and she also cooperated with herself very much, and she could try some difficult postures, but can the ones at home and the ones outside be the same?
After the ministers left, Yu Zhigan sat in his seat and looked at his father. It seemed that something was wrong with his cheap father today. He looked carefully: "Father, are you uncomfortable?"
The emperor nodded: "Toothache, boss, do you have any solutions?"
Yu Zhigan looked at his father touching his head. Toothache is really troublesome. As the saying goes, toothache is not a disease, but it will be a life if it hurts.
"Can the emperor let the imperial doctor see him?"
"I saw it, and I decocted some medicine, but it didn't work, but it became more and more intense!"
"Father, let the imperial doctor come and check it out again. My son is not a doctor!"
Yu Zhigan just flopped the writer. If he asked himself to make up a story now, he could just do it and see a doctor, hehe...
Soon two imperial doctors trotted into the hall with boxes: "I have seen your Majesty, Chen Cang has met His Majesty!"
"Well, I still have a toothache, you can show me!"
"Here!"
The two doctors took their pulse and had a checkup. In the end, they had no good idea after holding it in for a long time. They thought for a while and spoke slowly: "Your Majesty is this..."
Yu Zhigan roughly understood, but he became angry. Yu Zhigan raised his head and saw the small bowl next to his father: "Father, what did you drink just now?"
"Some tonic soups made by your mother..."
After listening to the general ingredients, Yu Zhigan looked at his father with a strange look. His mother seemed to call him father, Alang, Alang and Dalang...
"Father, open your mouth a little wider, let me see!"
The imperial doctor could not see any problems, and it was a toothache again. Yu Zhigan could only grit his teeth and take a look. In addition to tooth decay, the toothache may also have wisdom teeth. If it is tooth decay and wisdom teeth, just extract the teeth directly.
Yu Zhigan looked carefully and found a broken tooth. It was easy to see that it had turned black. Yu Zhigan looked at the bowl beside him. There was still a thick layer of candy inside. He couldn't help but give his father a thumbs up. After so many years, he didn't even bother with how his father had to endure it. He could not hold back any teeth when he ate candy like this!
"Well, Father, your teeth are broken and you need to be extracted, otherwise it will continue to hurt!"
After hearing Yu Zhigan's words, Ling Ran and Chen Cang looked at each other and looked at Yu Zhigan, wondering how the prince judged how a person's teeth were damaged.
"extract a tooth?"
"Well, the father's tooth extraction will hurt, but it will be cured soon!"
Yu Zhigan is still experienced in tooth extraction. When he was a child, he helped children pull teeth. He just needed to buckle a rope on his teeth, tie it to the door, and pull it hard, and the tooth decay will be peeled off!
"real?"
"Don't worry, my father, although my son does not know medical skills, he still knows some common sense. If the father eats less candy in the future, it will be fine!"
The emperor saw Yu Zhigan's swearing soundly, and he was in his heart. Moreover, the toothache had been a while, so he was very upset. He didn't notice what was going to be when he was having a meal, so he felt sour.
"Then pull it out!"
The emperor did not hesitate and decided to pull out his teeth. After Yu Zhigan saw it, he looked at Ling Ran and Chen Cang, especially Ling Ran. This name is a bit familiar, but it is not a historical figure. It seems that he is the protagonist of a novel, and that Chen Cang seems to be...
"Two guys, are you wired?"
"Wire?"
"It's a slender thread. You can tie the thread to the father's lesions' teeth later, and then I connect the thread to the door, and then slam the door hard. Do you understand?"
When the two imperial physicians heard Yu Zhigan's words, they were stunned for a moment. They looked at Yu Zhigan's eyes with a strange look, but when they thought of Yu Zhigan's identity, they felt relieved. Yu Zhigan dared to do this. Who else dared to touch the emperor's teeth?
The emperor listened to Yu Zhi's plan and felt a little unreliable. He couldn't help but retreat, but he had already agreed just now. If he gave up now, it would not be in line with the emperor's style!
"Your Highness, the line you want!"
Wu Sangui found the thread from somewhere and handed it to Yu Zhigan. Yu Zhigan looked at the thin thread in his hand and looked at his father again, and began to prepare to take action.
The emperor could not help but look at Yu Zhigan: "Boss, is this method useful?"
"Don't worry, Father, there are several ways to pull the teeth. If this method is useless, you can also order people to connect the thread to the tail of the arrow, find a guard to shoot the arrow out, and you can also pull the teeth!"
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"It's better to do what you said just now!"
The emperor couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth. Compared to the second method, the first method immediately seemed much more reliable now.
"Don't worry, Father, this method will definitely work!"
Yu Zhigan patted his chest and promised it. The emperor looked at Yu Zhigan's eyes, and after confirming it, he nodded and signaled Ling Ran to come up and tie a rope for himself.
Tisting a rope to your teeth is a technical job. Ling Ran did it for the first time, and the whole person was trembling slightly. It took several minutes to tie the rope!
"Father, come to the position in front of the door, and I tie the rope to the door!"
Yu Zhigan looked at his cheap father with a rope tied to the corner of his mouth and forced himself to hold back his smile.
"good!"
The emperor didn't care anymore. When he walked to the door, he saw Yu Zhigan tied the rope carefully to the door, and his heart also raised it.
"Father, don't relax often, relax, there will be no trouble!"
"It's okay, you can pull it!"
Yu Zhigan tried the direction of the door, looking at the emperor who was obviously holding his hands because of nervousness, and was thinking about how to divert his attention, otherwise he might not succeed.
"Father, my son thought about it some time ago and found..."
Speaking of this, Yu Zhigan couldn't help but pause. The emperor frowned and looked at Yu Zhigan: "Boss, what did you find?"
After watching the emperor's attention be successfully diverted by him, Yu Zhigan then threw the door forward with force.
"Has it succeeded?"
The door of the hall made a loud noise, and the emperor reacted, but Yu Zhigan looked down at the rope and found that the rope had been broken, one end tied to the rope and the other end was still in the emperor's mouth.
"Father, the rope is a little thin, if it is a little thicker!"
Yu Zhigan is a person who is good at summarizing. Seeing that his father seemed a little angry, he immediately found a suitable reason.
"call!"
The emperor took a deep breath and looked at Yu Zhigan. He had only one idea in his mind. This rebellious son must be revenge on himself, and he must be! He cheated him a lot a while ago, and this guy finally seized the opportunity!
"Father, change the rope again, it's thicker, Wu Sangui, Wu Sangui go find a thicker, stronger rope!"
Wu Sangui looked at Yu Zhigan, looked at the emperor again, and saw that the emperor nodded at him, and trotted to find something.
"Father, are you okay?"
Yu Zhigan looked at the emperor's face and felt a little nervous. No matter how much he played, he couldn't joke about the emperor, otherwise he would know when he would be cheated by the emperor.
"It's okay, boss, where did you learn this method?"
"I once saw that the people there used to pull their teeth in this way in the fairyland. In addition, they also had some dentist clinics, which I didn't have, so I could only use this most primitive method!"
"Um!"
The emperor glanced at Yu Zhigan, and after confirming that this guy was not lying, he slowly closed his eyes and believed this rebellious son again, if it didn't work!
"Your Highness, the thread is here!"
"Re-tied your father, don't get close to your gums, just tie your teeth tightly, otherwise it will be of no effect!"
"Your Highness is tied up!"
"Father, don't be nervous, just be fine in one go!"
"Bang!"
"Father, it's because the son minister didn't tighten it, and the rope slipped down! Do it again!"
"Bang!"
"Father, I am a son's minister..."
"Bang!"
"Father,..."
"Nizi, say, did you do it on purpose?"
Chapter completed!