Chapter 108 The Emperor Wants To Eat Crabs (Monthly Pass)
The East Palace has entered the thief!
When Chen Qingzhi took down the wine jar from Fangliang, Yu Zhigan could be sure that a gentleman from Liang had visited the Eastern Palace!
Yu Zhigan looked at the drunk wine jar with a pale face: "It's so arrogant, so arrogant. You must catch this damn guy back!"
Yu Zhigan is now a little angry. He finally worked hard to brew some wine, but it ended up missing!
"Chen Qingzhi, take people around me tomorrow and ambush this thief, and I must arrest me!"
"Here!"
"There is still here, give me this place..."
Yu Zhigan thought out all the methods that Yin Ren could remember in his previous life, and prepared to arrange the wine warehouse into a net of heaven and earth. As long as someone comes in, he will be knocked down directly!
"By the way, let's arrange a big hole for me in this place. As long as you push the door in, you will fall down immediately!"
"That Highness, this wine cellar?"
"Wine cellar? This is no longer a wine cellar, this is..."
"Uh, then I'll go and clean up a warehouse as a wine cellar!"
"good!"
After Yu Zhigan finished speaking, he left with his hands behind his back. This thief must not be caught by himself, otherwise Yu Zhigan would let him know what torture means, and vomited everything he drank.
After finishing everything, Yu Zhigan could finally have a good rest. Before going to bed, Yu Zhigan recorded what he had to do in simplified Chinese that no one could understand.
First of all, glass must be burned out, but the money for burning glass needs to be earned by selling wine, so you still have to make wine tomorrow. The East Palace still has 3,000 taels of silver that can be used, so you should buy a lot of wine. If you sell it for sale...
The second is his mother's birthday gift. This thing must be taken seriously and you can't make do with it. Yu Zhigan thought for a while and was about to make a birthday cake.
This plan was quickly abandoned. Yu Zhigan found that he didn't seem to know how to cook, but he could cook bread... let's forget it. Such a professional thing will be left to people who are destined to invent it in the future.
Third, third, before I could think of the sleepy bug that Yu Zhi had, he came and lay on the bed, and fell asleep in less than two minutes.
There are indeed everything in my dream, some people wearing Lolita and dancing horseback riding...
When Yu Zhigan woke up the next day, he saw Chen Wansan standing aside with a resentful look on his face, as if he was a resentful woman who was abandoned by Yu Zhigan.
"Wansan, what's wrong today?"
"Go back to Your Highness, Wan San is fine, but yesterday's wine was a little intense, and Wan San is still a little unsobering today!"
When Chen Wansan saw Yu Zhigan wake up, he immediately changed his face and smiled instantly.
"Well, the wine yesterday was quite strong. If you didn't have a good rest, today I will give you a day off and let Zhao Gao come and wait!"
"Your Highness, no need, I'm fine, I'm already well!"
Just kidding, I was drunk for a while yesterday, and Zhao Gao almost took the opportunity to take the lead. If I had a day off today, my status as the largest butler in the East Palace might never be able to be preserved!
"It's really okay?"
"It's really okay!"
Chen Wansan was about to cry. He absolutely could not drink alcohol in the future. It was really too delayed!
"Your Highness, someone from the palace invites you to come here!"
At this time, Zhao Gao rushed over and saw Yu Zhigan wearing clothes, and reached out to help. After seeing this, Chen Wansan glared at this guy fiercely. It was this little bitch who robbed him of his favor. If it weren't for him, His Highness wouldn't have...
"Well, do you know what?"
"I don't know, it was an eunuch who came to pass the order!"
"knew!"
After Yu Zhi finished drying his clothes, he brushed his teeth and washed his face, and rushed towards the palace. After Zhao Gao and Shen Wansan saw Yu Zhi go, the two stared at each other. Although they didn't say anything, the passers-by could feel the tense atmosphere between the two.
"Should you wait for me!"
"Let's see!"
The two snorted coldly at each other and left in different directions.
After Yu Zhigan entered the palace, he was thinking about what his cheap father would do to him? Should he have to drink now? It’s impossible. It’s only been how long now, even if he changes, he will change. Is it something else?
The answer was soon solved. When I entered the Chuigong Hall, I saw the emperor dealing with the memorials on it. The emperor seemed to have endless memorials to deal with, but Yu Zhigan thought that the emperor was just doing it.
The style of the memorial in my hand seems to have not changed. Is it the same memorial that I saw a month ago and now I see it now? It is just a face-saving project, which makes outsiders feel that the emperor is very busy...
"Come on? Well, kneel down and sit down!"
The emperor instinctively wanted Yu Zhigan to kneel down, but he thought that Yu Zhigan had just made contributions, and he seemed to say that he would not kneel down, so he asked Yu Zhigan to...
"I don't know if my father asked me to come?"
"Well, there is nothing to do, but today I saw the Dengzhou newspaper again, and it was done well!"
"Um?"
Yu Zhigan was stunned for a moment, wondering what his father meant. Didn’t he already say what he had done in Dengzhou? Did he hand over his attack today to praise him?
It’s impossible, absolutely impossible. My father is definitely not the kind of person who calls himself into the palace to praise him. It’s possible to scold him specifically!
"The report mentioned some of your measures, which are really good. I asked you to sort out and make a report and submit it, but why didn't it be delivered?"
Yu Zhigan was stunned for a moment, and flipped through the memories in his mind. It seemed that such a thing was indeed happening. He couldn't help but turn his eyes around and thought of a suitable reason: "Father, the whole process of the action in Dengzhou is a bit complicated. I need to sort out my ideas. I will definitely present the memorial in the next two days!"
"Well, indeed, disaster relief is indeed a troublesome thing, but your actions are very good, good, right..."
The emperor said normally, pretending to be careless, and then looked at Yu Zhigan, ready to express his purpose.
"Here, come, the real purpose is here!"
Yu Zhigan knew that his father would definitely have something to do when he asked him, otherwise he would not have been so polite, and he did not let himself kneel down, and he also gave him a seat with compassion. This is a happiness that Yu Zhigan had never experienced before.
"You mentioned crabs last time, and this time the memorial also mentioned crabs. I have always been curious about how delicious this crabs are, so the last time I asked you to prepare the crabs, were you ready?"
“…”
Yu Zhigan looked at his cheap father and really thought about the crabs, where would he go to find crabs for him?
"Father, the crab we eat in Dengzhou is still a kind of sea crab, which is not on land. If you want to eat it, you should go to Dengzhou to eat it!"
"Can't you deliver it?"
"All those sent are dead!"
"What should I do? I just want to taste the crab now!"
Yu Zhigan looked at his father, and it didn't seem like he was joking. It seemed to be true. He could roughly understand the emperor's feelings in his heart. This feeling was like suddenly wanting to eat spicy strips in the middle of the night or wanting to eat salty tofu brain in the morning. The more he couldn't eat it, the more he wanted to eat it. The abbreviation, he became greedy!
"Father, my son think of a solution, but this sea crab must be gone, there should be a little river crab!"
Yu Zhigan thought in his mind that there should be many river crabs in this era. If you want to eat them, you should be able to catch them when you go out and catch them!
"Go quickly!"
"Here!"
Yu Zhigan slowly withdrew from the hall. His cheap father was indeed a sinkhole. He called the prince into the palace early in the morning. After all, he had a serious business. He didn't just dismiss a minister and learned how to deal with government affairs. What was the result? He just wanted to try something!
"No wonder I, the prince, is so unreliable. It turns out that my father is also an unreliable person!"
Yu Zhigan slowly complained, then looked up at the sky, where to catch crabs!
When he returned to the East Palace, Yu Zhigan immediately gathered some of the guards in the East Palace. The guards who had followed him had already returned home on vacation and had not come back yet. The guards in the palace had never been to Dengzhou with Yu Zhigan.
This group of people often run around, which is much better than Yu Zhi who has hardly ever left Chang'an City. At least you have to find a river to catch crabs. Jinshui River and moat are not counted!
"Who have you ever seen this kind of thing!"
Yu Zhigan took out a picture of the crab he drew himself. Although the drawing was not very good, he roughly drew the essence of the crab, such as eight legs and two large pliers. Generally speaking, anyone who has seen the crab can recognize it at a glance!
"What is this?"
The guards passed on Yu Zhigan's paintings to each other, all of which were covered in circles, and were covered in black, surrounded by things like centipedes that looked like legs.
"Crab is a kind of thing in the river, with two big pliers, this is it!"
Yu Zhigan took out the oversized tongs he drew for the guards to see, but the more he looked, the more he became more confused.
"Your Highness, I'll do it!"
Chen Qingzhi really couldn't stand it anymore. As a person who had eaten crabs, he couldn't recognize the things that Yu Zhi did paintings, let alone this group of guards who didn't know if they had seen crabs!
"That's the case with the pliers. There are also this monster with a total of more than a dozen legs, and then they walk sideways!"
Chen Qingzhi kept describing that his expression skills were much stronger than Yu Zhigan. Some guards also began to ask, and finally one guard thought for a while: "Your Highness, it seems that there is such a thing in the river in Lantian County, my hometown of Beizhi, and there are quite a lot of them!"
Yu Zhigan's eyes lit up after hearing this: "Really?"
"I can't be sure, but I remember that I did catch such things when I was a child, and I remember that there were monsters walking sideways, but I never caught them again when I grew up!"
"Just walking sideways!"
Chapter completed!