Chapter 3: Only recognize your butt but not others

Yun Niang nodded with satisfaction, took a sip of tea, handed the tea bowl to the black-faced maid, and continued.

"From the future, the young master's food and clothing expenses will be reduced by 20% according to my rules. The mother-in-law who is ordered will be the grandma Qin, and choose two clean and smart girls from the house of the village.

After the young master goes to school, I will find a smart boy as a student. Our young master will be the top scorer in the future, which means that the family is not lucky now, so you can take advantage of it!

One by one, you will take good care of the young masters, and you will be able to ascend to heaven one day!”

The old butler wearing a fur coat widened his eyes and kept looking at Yun Zhao. Yesterday, the young master at home still looked stupid and became enlightened after a night of sleep.

Yun Zhao smiled and bowed to the old butler Yun Fu, saying, "You were naughty before, and you were angry with your mother. You teased Uncle Fu. Please forgive me!"

With a "gudong", the old butler Yun Fu's knees softened and he knelt on the ground, pointing at Yun Zhao with trembling fingers to look at Yun Niang.

Yun Niang curled her lips and said, "Uncle Fu has served the Yun family for three generations. You can check the young master to see if he is your master, so as not to gossip about me saying that I used a raccoon cat to replace your master."

Yun Fu gritted his teeth and went up the steps. He first looked at Yun Zhao up and down, then looked at Yun Niang and said, "The appearance is exactly the same!"

Yun Niang snorted coldly and said, "I know that you still don't believe it. Your master was the third one to hug him when he was born. You know exactly what marks he has on him. Since you want to check it, check it clearly and cover it up!"

The sweat beads on Yun Fu's forehead were all gone, hissing after a while, and hesitated, "I'm going to get a whip first, and then check it!"

Yun Niang waved her hand and said, "It won't take that effort. Check it quickly. Once it's done, it's better to serve your master than anything else!"

After hearing what his mother said, Yun Zhao's face suddenly turned dark.

Before he could resist, the old housekeeper Yunfu, who had a smell of sheep, had already held him in his arms and started peeling off his clothes.

The clothes without buttons were easily unbuttoned. After loosening a few straps, Yun Zhao only had a small butt curtain left on his body. Fortunately, Yun Zhao felt warmer with the butler's sheepskin coat covering him. However, as some fat little creatures emerged from the butler's sheepskin coat and wanted to climb onto him, Yun Zhao wanted to stand naked in the wilderness.

The housekeeper's heart beat very violently, and he slowly opened Yun Zhao's butt curtain like a sieve cup. He looked at the red mark on Yun Zhao's butt affectionately, and his beating heart gradually calmed down. He glanced at Yun Niang again, and spitted on Yun Zhao's butt egg...

The sticky saliva stuck to his butt, Yun Zhao began to go crazy, trying to escape from this old pervert.

Unfortunately, one of the old butler's hand was like an iron pliers, locking him firmly, and a big hand as rough as a file was released, wiping Yun Zhao's delicate buttocks hard.

When Yun Niang heard her son screaming miserably, she snorted coldly in dissatisfaction, looked at her son with distress, and finally gritted her teeth and did not stop Yun Fu's rude behavior.

Yun Zhao felt that his butt was so hot that it must be a skin-breaking.

Before his screams ended, the old butler Yun Fu put Yun Zhao on his arm and showed his butt to the outside and roared: "This is the blood of my young master. Who dares to question it? First ask the knife in the old slave whether he agrees!

The gossiped old man was the first to pull his tongue out!”

Yun Niang was very satisfied with the words of the butler Yun Fu. Seeing that her son was still naked, she hurriedly snatched his son from Yun Fu and helped him dress with the maids.

Yun Zhao wiped the tears from the pain and roared angrily: "I want to take a shower first!"

Yun Fu laughed aside and said, "The old slave is pickled, so the young master should wash it clean."

After saying that, he kicked a servant in the leg and shouted: "Kill me, haven't you heard that the young master wants to take a shower? Go and boil water!"

The two servants rolled and crawled away. Yun Zhao pointed at Yun Fu and said, "You must wash too, throw away your rotten leather jacket!"

Yun Fu bowed with a smile: "Okay, I'll take care of the young master for a bath!"

The big bathtub was filled with hot water. After Yun Zhao entered, Yun Fu appeared beside him with a brush.

"Why didn't the young master talk before?" Yun Fu used a brush to brush Yun Zhao's red buttocks egg twice.

Yun Zhao lay on the edge of the bathtub and said weakly: "I won't talk to a fool!"

Yun Fu smiled and said, "I have never studied in school, and most of the masters of the Zhuangzi are farmers. They are a little stupid. However, the wife is a lady who has studied in school, why don't you say anything?"

As he spoke, he used a pig-haired brush to brush Yun Zhao's butt twice.

Yun Zhao gave Yun Fu a blank look and said, "When I was with my mother, she was mostly talking..."

"Oh, so that's the case. After the young master passed away, the lady will inevitably be lonely. The young master is more considerate of her wife." Yun Fu said as he dipped her brush with a soapcorn water. The target of the brush was still Yun Zhao's butt with a mark.

"Click it in a different place, this is a pig's hair brush!"

Yun Fu put the brush on Yun Zhao's back and smiled awkwardly: "The old slave is still dreaming, not because he doesn't believe in the young master, but because he doesn't believe in his own eyes."

Yun Zhao snorted and turned his head and said hatefully: "It's really better to talk to a wild boar than to talk to you."

Yun Fu paused for a moment and hesitated: "That wild boar spirit can really speak?"

Yun Zhao said angrily: "It's usually just me, it listens, I hope it can speak, so I don't have to talk to you anymore."

Yun Fu laughed and said, "What this is said is that the old slave is unwilling to talk to those fools."

"If I hadn't seen my mother feel pitiful, I would rather be pretending to be mute all my life!"

"Young Master has actually been enlightened for a long time, right?" Yun Fu hesitated for a moment, and pretended to be nothing but expressed his doubts.

"How did you know?"

Yun Fu smiled silently, continued to wipe Yun Zhao's back with a brush and said, "I have never seen a little baby who loves cleaner than the young master.

Whose three or five-year-old dolls are not dirty? At the age of eating shit, only the young master is neatly like the dolls in the New Year pictures. There are not a single stupid doll in this village. The silly son of the Yunhe family cannot compare with the young master.

Last year, the old slave thought that the young master was not a fool and thought it was the eldest lady's plan, so he didn't dare to say it.

Since the eldest lady has already broken the matter, the family will be peaceful for a while from now on."

Yun Zhao nodded with satisfaction, and saw that the brush in Yun Fu's hand fell on half of his butt with birthmark again, he said depressedly: "Why are you brushing there again? It's broken!!"

Yun Fu stopped awkwardly and said, "I'm used to it..."

Yun Zhao, who was washed clean, looked like a fat baby in the New Year painting. Yun Fu liked him the more he looked. Seeing that Yun Zhao was asleep, he hugged Yun Zhao and came out of the inner house and handed it to Yun Niang, sitting on a bench and saying to Yun Niang.

"I heard that a drought thunder broke out in the capital last year, and countless casualties were killed or injured. The old Taoist in Guandi Temple said that this was a sign of the evil spirits in the country.

In the morning, Yunqi and his men came back from Tushan and went around and said that the young master was a monster... and they also saw the young master sitting on the stone slab talking.

The old slave doesn’t believe it, but the villagers are ignorant. It is necessary to ask the Taoist master in Guandi Temple to exorcise evil spirits for the young master.”

Yun Niang looked at her son who was sleeping on the bed worriedly and said softly: "What happened in the morning happened suddenly. I just came to my senses. There was something Yunqi said nothing wrong. In the morning, Zhaoer did sit with the big wild boar on the bald mountain. You said..."

Yun Fu smiled proudly and said, "I'm asking Dao to exorcise evil spirits for outsiders to see. The young master is enlightened, and it is a great joy for me, Yun.

Even if it is possessed by some monster, as long as it can make me apart Yun family, it will be nothing.

Back then, I had never seen any scenes of the old man fighting with the old man?

Even if this matter is a little strange, as long as the old man is still there, he will not cause any major storms!"

Yun Niang frowned and said, "I don't think there is anything wrong with my son. It's just that this little man is a little more introverted. Since he called me "Mom", it has been called into my heart.

It’s not impossible to find a Taoist priest to come to the house, but the mouths of Yunqi and others are too poisonous!”

Yun Fu said lightly: "In the past, the young master was not enlightened, so the old slave let them make trouble. After all, the young master was there and there was no way to inherit the family business. It would be nice to find a caring brother to take charge of the family business and take good care of the young master.

Now it’s different. The young master has the mind. If they think about it more, they will be out of the rules. The head of the family lineage is not yet a charity for them to intervene!

I have my own opinions on this matter!"

Yun Niang sighed and said, "Just drive away, it's up. After all, I'm from the Yun clan. I don't want Zhao'er's father to be difficult in the underworld."

Yun Fu nodded and was about to leave when he heard Yun Zhao sleeping behind Yun Niang whisper: "Mom, don't drive them away, they are very pitiful!"

Yun Fu was stunned for a moment, stretched his neck to look at Yun Zhao, and said to Yun Niang: "Young Master is right. Now, the thieves in Shaanxi are Ruma. If their family leaves this Yushan, it will be a dead end.

The old slave will make him shut up and not drive him away.”

After saying that, he went out.

Yun Niang looked at her son's black eyes and sighed: "It's exactly the same as your father, and they all look like a bad person."

Yun Zhao yawned and said, "The Yun family belongs to mine, and no one is allowed to leave!"

"What do you mean?" Yun Niang stared at her son's eyes.

Yun Zhao did not avoid his mother's gaze and said lightly: "Don't you often say that people are easy to do?"

Yun Niang pondered for a moment, covered her son with a quilt and said, "Sleep well, choose a good day, and I will go and invite a good master for you."
Chapter completed!