Chapter 6 The nectar and jade liquid break the trick, the baptism in the Taibai Holy Palace 2
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Six days later, the day before the Cold Baptist.
In order to ensure that everything is foolproof, Li Ke got up early and started to arrange things around. First, he invited a group of monks to recite scriptures and pray for blessings, and then a group of witches and great gods, who were very busy. Until the evening approached, Li Ke also invited a group of Taoist sorcerers to open an altar to protect Li Bai.
This is really a pot of passion, and it uses up all the wonderful methods of Buddha, witch and Taoism, making it very lively and energetic.
When the sun sets westward and it is getting dark, Li Ke finally feels tired. Seeing that there is nothing to be done, he finds a chair to sit down and wants to rest.
As a result, less than half a stick of incense was left, and the butler Hou Gui suddenly rushed to the near side and whispered, saying, "Master, something is not good, the twenty-four-cylinder fairy wine is smelly!"
"What?" Li Ke thought it was because he heard it wrongly, so he immediately asked in surprise: "How can the wine smell? Besides, it is nectar and jade liquid, it is a fairy wine! How can it smell?"
"Master, I didn't lie to you, it's really bad!" Hou Gui said anxiously, "You'd better go over and take a look. If you don't think of a way to deal with it, it will be a big problem."
What Hou Gui said is true. The twenty-four-cylinder fairy wine has indeed smelled, without exception. Fang Qian, the alchemist suddenly said to Hou Gui, "The next method of setting up an altar requires a lot of sacrificial wine. There is no longer enough on the table. If you have any effort, go and get some."
Hearing this, Hou Gui didn't think much, answered yes and turned around and walked towards the wine cellar. However, he never expected that as soon as the cellar door opened, an extremely pungent and nauseous smell came from the smell of rotten corpse wrapped in feces.
In the moment, Hou Gui's belly was so angry that he blew upside down, and he vomited wildly, and he vomited bloody winds and rains all over the ground, feeling like he was dying.
After a little clear-headed, he walked into the wine cellar to investigate, Hou Guidun found that the source of the odor was the twenty-four tanks of fairy wine. Seeing this, Hou Gui did not dare to hide it, so he immediately lifted his clothes and walked quickly, and hurriedly reported to Li Ke.
Li Ke has been in business for many years and has experienced countless strange things. He heard that the wine will smell bad, so he didn't believe it. It was obvious that Hou Gui looked anxious and didn't seem to be false, so he endured his fatigue and said, "Help me get up and open the way ahead. I want to see how smelly this immortal wine can be?"
Soon, Li Ke and others rushed to the door of the wine cellar. Just as they were about to enter, Hou Gui suddenly handed Li Ke a wet cloth dipped in water and said, "Master, cover your mouth and nose first, so as not to be fumigated later. The old slave put some berry spices inside to drive away the smell."
"Take it away!" Li Ke waved his hand and said disdainfully: "Why do you need to make a fuss about such a mess?"
"Take me to see the twenty-four tanks of fairy wine quickly. This is Bai'er's ration for sixty years! 60 years of ration for sixty years!"
"If you want to have a good or bad situation, how can my wife let me live?"
"Master, you!" Hou Gui couldn't bear it and persuaded him hard: "You should cover your mouth and nose and then go in. That fairy wine is really smelly."
"Hou Gui!" Li Ke said anxiously, "Why have you become so long-winded? I, Li Ke, have never seen any strange things before? No matter how smelly it is, can it smell like salted fish in Japan?"
"Replenish berry spice? It's just a waste of time."
"Hurry! Don't stick around, go and open the cellar door."
Seeing that the persuasion was fruitless, Hou Gui had no choice but to do so and took two people to open the door. As a result, as soon as the door opened, a foul stench gushed out like a strong wind, attacking Li Ke, and rushing his mouth and nose.
"Wow!"
Before he could dodge, the stench made Li Ke vomit wildly, and tears flowed, as if the swings were fluttering back and forth on the edge of life and death, and it was extremely uncomfortable.
"Master!" Hou Gui was shocked when he saw this and hurriedly stepped forward to ask: "That berry wet cloth can really drive away the smell, do you want it?"
Li Ke naturally wanted it, but because he was vomiting wildly at this time and could not speak at all, Li Ke had to wave his hand repeatedly and wanted to ask Hou Gui to deliver it quickly. However, Hou Gui was dazzled for a moment and mistakenly misinterpreted Li Ke's gesture and regarded it as not.
"Master! Do you mean... don't?" Hou Gui frowned, gave a thumbs up, and praised, "Awesome! Master, you are so powerful! You are so powerful! You still refuse to ask for it even when you reach this point! I really admire you! I admire you!"
"The old me admires you, it's like a surging river, endless and uncontrollable!"
Hearing this, Li Ke was almost angry to death.
Helplessly, Li Ke had to hold his breath, stretched out his hand with a lightning speed, and snatched the wet cloth from Hou Gui's hand to cover his mouth and nose. After being breathable for a while, Li Ke gradually felt that he was awake and felt better.
"Master!" Seeing this, Hou Guidengma suddenly woke up, slapped his forehead and said in surprise: "So you want it? Why didn't you say it earlier if you want it?"
"You see this incident. If it weren't for your understanding of justice and wiseness, others would have thought that the old slave had done it on purpose."
As soon as these words were said, Li Ke was so angry that he wanted to get angry and curse, but he didn't know how to speak. He felt that all this was a sin that he had committed and could not find any reason to say anything to Hou Gui. He had to bear it himself, bite the grievance and eat it into his stomach.
"Hou Gui!" After waiting for a complete sense, Li Ke waved his hand to the wine cellar, full of anger, and asked, "Say, how could this fairy wine suddenly smell? Can you tell me why?"
"If you can't tell me two or three, it means that you deliberately stinked the wine."
"Oh, Master!" Hou Gui was helpless and knew that Li Ke was looking for an excuse to punish him: "Are you still unreasonable?"
"Hmph!" Li Ke turned his head and said, "I won't talk!"
"Oh!" Hou Gui sighed in anger, so he had to get up seriously and go forward to express his respects, saying, "Master Qi, that old slave may disappoint you! I just found a few rat holes in the wine cellar. I think it must be the rats entering the cellar and stealing wine."
"really?"
"really!"
"Oh! My son's rations for sixty years!"
"It's gone like that!"
"well!"
When he got to the scene, Li Ke sighed, and felt a lot of self-blame and regret, regret not being able to compete with the gourd, and regret not having put the twenty-four tanks of fairy wine into the wine cellar.
"Master!" Hou Gui and Li Ke were about the same age, but they looked older. Although they were masters and servants, their relationship was pretty good in private. Therefore, they spoke frankly: "Since the mistake has been caused, it is better to think about how to save it. If you don't deal with these bad wines, then you may be foul-faced in the entire Turkic Kingdom."
"Then what do you think should be done?"
"You can only move to the mountains and throw them away!"
"But this is my son..." Li Ke stopped halfway through his speech, knowing that Hou Gui was right, so he could only choose to throw it away. So, after hesitating, he sighed again and ordered: "Oh! OK, throw it away! This matter is left to you with all your power. Remember! You must throw it away farther, and you must not find it out, otherwise I will never finish it with you!"
"Yes, Master!"
"Wait a minute!"
"Master!" Hou Gui said that, he wanted to leave, but was suddenly stopped by Li Ke, and then asked, "What else is there?"
"That's so!" Li Ke actually didn't know what he wanted to say, but he was full of anger and couldn't vent his anger.
Therefore, after a meal, he suddenly said something amazing and said with confidence: "Remember, you can throw away the wine, but the jar must be washed and brought back!"
"I am a businessman!"
"Yes, Master!"
Hou Gui didn't almost laugh. He knew what Li Ke was thinking, and he knew that Li Ke was looking for a step for him. So he didn't stay. So he quickly turned around and found a group of people, carried the twenty-four-cylinder fairy wine to the car, and moved it to the deep mountains overnight to pour it out.
It was already ugly when I was busy after everything came back. Because it was frozen in the cold and the snow was melting in spring, it was so cold that Hou Gui couldn't do it. He rubbed his hands and wanted to go to the wood to raise the fire to roast it. As a result, as soon as the door was pushed open, he saw Li Ke curled up in it alone, trembling with cold.
"Master, are you?" Hou Gui was stunned. He guessed the whole story of Aoshi and said, "Has he been punished by his wife again?"
"Don't talk nonsense!" Li Ke was so cold that he said, "Hurry, close the door! Close it!"
"Oh!" Hou Gui shook his head and sighed, and asked while going to close the door, "Master, is Hu really so scary and terrifying? You are the head of a family, how could you be so afraid of your wife? If you want to pass it outside the house, wouldn't it make people laugh?"
"You don't know this, right?" After the door was closed, it was much warmer. When Li Ke saw the long night, he chatted with Hou Gui and said, "A good husband is the outside, a good wife is the inside. If the outside is strong, the inside is soft, and if the inside is soft, the outside is strong. This is the way for husband and wife to get along."
"Look, have my wife lost any face in front of others on weekdays? Have you ever been unreasonable? Have you ever been wronged?"
"Not even!"
"Looking at this matter again, I am wrong first, and I wasted twenty-four tanks of fairy wine in vain. If it were the hot June day, how could my wife just punish me to sleep in the woodshed?"
"That's true!" Hou Gui felt thoughtful after hearing this, paused, and said, "But Master, if any servant came out because he was ungrateful, wouldn't he cause some rumors?"
"Hou Gui, Hou Gui, have you forgotten?" Li Ke smiled proudly and said, "The servants in the family are all brought by you and I from the Central Plains and Kucha. They don't know Turkic at all, so how can they spread it at all?"
"Yes!" Uncle Gui suddenly realized his mind, and was puzzled. He paused again, stood up and said, "Hehe! Master, please rest here first."
"I'll bring you a pot of wine to warm up your body, and make a few more dishes. You and I haven't drunk like this in some days!"
"I'm just waiting for you!" Li Ke said happily, "Go quickly, go quickly! Remember to get roast chicken!"
"Yes, Master!"
Hou Guiying immediately turned around and went out. However, as soon as the door opened, he saw a food box on the ground, steaming hot and smelling strange. As soon as he smelled it, Li Ke knew that it was Yuewa's own hand.
Chapter completed!