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The six evil words were well-known, and the story was told vividly, with the speed and speed, and the ups and downs were both quite good, with the storyteller's character. Wu Zhinan, Siguo, Wugui and Li Baideng were all fascinated and became the audience. So, after a meal, Liu Xie knocked the edge of the pot as a wake-up wood. After the sound of the 'drunk' sound, he spoke again and said, "The above document said that Jiuyun Valley had no hair, and three peeled wheat without trash. The old man Li Longji, saw that this maid had a delicate fairy jade, like a lotus from water, and he became lustful. He used some despicable means. He took advantage of the dark night and high wind to trick the maid to the side palace, wanting to have a bully."

"We can't help but talk nonsense, and follow the previous text to sing. There is a saying that the peach blossoms are half hungry and half full, and the chrysanthemums are soaring. At that time, just as the lights and candles are triggered, the emperor rushed over, and the maid took a clever move, and then shedded her delicate body with a flash of lightning."

"But who expected that nine out of ten plums were sour, and nine out of ten officials were greedy. Before this maid was deceived into the side palace, a eunuch slave had secretly used tricks and drank a glass of ecstasy soup and asked her to eat it. Now, there were no one in the side palace of the side palace, and the lights were shining every night. Although the maid had avoided it, the maid had a good effect in this clash. In just a few blinks, the maid felt dizzy, staggering, and fell to the ground. Seeing this, the emperor quickly stepped forward to catch it, hugged it in his arms, held it in his arms, and walked towards the bed of evil."

At this point, Liu Xie suddenly pretended to be mysterious and kept it a secret, stopping the wonderful text below without saying anything. Although Li Bai didn't listen to many books, he knew from the classics that whenever the storytellers were pinching the word "literal card", the secular people mean that it was time to collect money. Usually, at such critical moments, they would send their disciples, or small heel slaves, carry a gong, a hammer, and carry a bag on their chest, and be knocked around the platform. After all, the storytellers are also human and have to eat. They don't dislike each other, and they come to gather around the world. They have money to support money, but don't have money to support people, and there is also a Tao.

Liu Xie didn't know how to tell the story, but when he was different from him, the only listeners were Wu Zhinan, Siguo, Wu Gui and Li Bai. Therefore, when he was so stuck, he caused a few people to feel itchy, and wanted to know the following text quickly. So Wu Zhinan reached out and grabbed a handful of snow, pinched it into a ball, threw it into Liu Xie's arms, and urged: "Give it! This is a reward, tell the story sooner, otherwise I will beat you!"

"Okay!" Liu Xie was happy and said, "The book continued with the above. As the saying goes, it is good. It rains and the east wind is sunny. If the east wind blows, it will not work. Just when the emperor took off all his clothes and was about to have fun, suddenly, with the candles and wax fire, he saw the chaotic sand on the maid's arm, and it was gone."

"Wow!" Siguo was suddenly shocked and asked, "Can the woman the emperor is interested in? Can he be the first to be taken over?"

"That's not it!" Liu Xie lay in the pot comfortably and said, "Shougongsha is a symbol of chastity for women in the world. The emperor promised himself that the emperor was not a virgin. He became furious and almost died of anger. The desire was like fire in the past, but at this moment it was like cold water, and he couldn't recover. Alas!"

"What happened later?" Wu Gui became interested and asked, "What happened later? Did the old man Li Longji, have he dealt with this maid? I just want to listen to some exciting things, not to listen to your nonsense."

"Fifth Brother, tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk." Liu Xie smiled and said, "Aren't you promising yourself as a literati? Why are you so interested in this dirty thing? Are you not afraid of the saints in your book teaching you a lesson?"

"I'm happy, I'm happy, I want you to care?" Wu Gui retorted: "Let me tell you the story later. Don't be so stubborn with me, otherwise! Humph! You'll feel good tonight!"

"Hiss!" Although the pot was hot and the body was warm, Liu Xie couldn't help but tremble after hearing the Wugui's words. He suddenly said, "Okay, Senior Brother Wu, just say, I'm afraid of you." At this point, Liu Xie breathed a sigh of relief, and then continued, "The old man of the emperor was furious and wanted to kill this maid, and the one who could take the lead. But when he saw that this maid was born with a delicate fairy jade, he looked extremely beautiful, so he felt a little reluctant. After putting on the clothes, he thought for a while, he called the eunuch slave and woke the maid up, wanting to ask who dared to compete with him. As a result, he would just give up. After hearing this, the old man of the emperor was so angry that he vomited blood and fainted for three days.

"What's wrong? This is?" Wu Zhuannan asked curiously: "It's not surprising that the maid has a husband. What's so angry about his emperor?"

"Third Brother, this is a bad word." Liu Xie: "As the saying goes, the dragon gives birth to dragon, the phoenix gives birth to wind, and a rat is born to be able to dig holes. Although the old man of the emperor is despicable and shameless, it seems that he really likes this maid. Thinking about it, since this maid cannot become the queen of the country, it will be a concubine. So, he wanted to ask clearly, and then secretly sent someone to kill the maid's lover, the family and the young, and after smoothing all the traces, he took the maid for himself. But unexpectedly, this maid had no family or a lover!"

"How is this possible?" Wu Gui: "Isn't it that the gongsha is wiped out by someone? How come there is no love husband?"

"Well! Brother Fifth, you don't know anything!" Liu Xie: "As the saying goes, this woman can't be born too beautiful, otherwise she will be bitten by bees."

"An?" Li Bai was stunned: "How do you explain this?"

"Well! This maid was born so beautiful that she got into trouble." Liu Xie: "It turns out that before she entered the palace, she was ruined by a few evil men."

"Pity!" Li Bai: "This maid is so pitiful!"

"Little junior brother, this is not pitiful, the pitiful one is still behind!" Liu Xie: "The emperor is also affectionate and righteous. He didn't feel disgusted when he heard that this maid was ruined. He even asked her to tell the appearance of those evil people, and then personally sent someone to avenge him, arrest him back to the palace, and cut him into pieces. As a result, what do you think? The person who ruined this maid was actually a few beggars!"

"Beggar?" Wugui: "A woman with such exquisite fairy jade was ruined by several beggars? Is it true that she is correct?"

"Of course it's right!" Liu Xie: "When the emperor heard that it was a few beggars who ruined the maid, he felt blood in his chest, turned his eyes and kicked his feet, and fainted in a moment, and almost returned to heaven."

"What happened later?" Li Bai: "What happened later? Did this maid take revenge? Can the emperor become her final destination again?"

"My junior brother, although this saying is 'the world is gold, wood, water, fire and earth', if you want to find a beggar, it is like picking up a urinal in the sea. How can you find it so easily? "Liu Xie: "As for this destination, it's even more important. How could the emperor marry a woman who was touched by a beggar? If you don't kill her, you will be worthy of her!"

"Oh!" Wu Gui: "How come such a delicate woman was ruined by someone? Or is it a beggar? It's puzzling! It's really puzzling!"

"Yes! It's so puzzling!" Siguo: "I really don't know if God is blind, alas! I hate you, God!"

"What I said is so true! God is just blind, and he actually called such a delicate woman, and fell into the dirty hands of those beggars? It's so unreasonable!" Wu Zhinan: "Oh! I, Wu Zhinan, have been single for only three thousand years, and have never touched a woman. I didn't expect that in the end, I was inferior to a beggar. I am ashamed! I am really ashamed!"

After hearing these words, Li Bai suddenly remembered the dream, the dream of Wu Zhuanzui marrying Li Yueyuan. Deng suddenly stood up, staring at Wu Zhuannan with a strange look, thinking about it in his mind. Seeing that Wu Zhuannan thought there were rice grains on his face, he wiped it carefully with his hands and asked, "Junior brother, what are you doing with this look?"

"I didn't do much!" Li Bai: "I'm thinking about something!"

"What!" Wu Zhinan: "What's the matter?"

"Senior Brother!" Li Bai: "You marry my little sister!"

"Little sister? What kind of junior brother do you think? Do you have a younger sister?" Wu Zhinan suddenly stood up from the pot with a 'abnormal' and said endlessly: "Tell me quickly, tell me! Are you your younger sister? Cousin? Or your elder sister? How old is Nian Fang? Are you married? But have you a favorite husband? If not, cough cough, younger brother, how are you looking at me? I am so handsome? As the saying goes, you will get the moon first, and there is something, I remember it! It's called fat water not flowing to outsiders. So younger brother, I can be a cheap and cheap senior brother? I have only been single for three thousand years. I've been alone! I'm so lonely! I'm so lonely!"

"Oh!" Seeing Wu Zhinan like this, Li Bai couldn't help but sigh, and did not rush to answer, but muttered: "I really don't understand why my sister is interested in you? Alas! It's puzzling and puzzling!"

"Junior brother, are you muttering? Tell me quickly, tell me." Wu Zhinan was so anxious. If it weren't for the heavy snow and the weather was so cold, he would have rushed to Li Bai.

"Senior Brother Nan, you don't have to think about how old Nian Fang is. No matter how old you are, you are not as old as an old man who doesn't even know how long you have lived." Li Bai: "But my little sister was born in a beautiful country. I think there are probably only two people in this world who can compare with my little sister!"

"Two?" Five Ghosts: "Which two?"

"The first one is my mother." Li Bai: "The second one is my mother's sister and my sister."

"What?" Siguo was stunned: "Junior brother, your mother's sister, is it! Is it your sister?"

"Yes!" Li Bai: "What's wrong?"

"No!" Siguo frowned: "I felt a little confused for no reason. I can't figure out why your mother became your eldest sister? Why did your father become your eldest brother-in-law?"

"Second Brother Fourth, there is nothing to be confused about." Li Bai: "The whole story is like this..."

"Stop, stop, stop!" Suddenly, before Li Bai finished speaking, Wu Zhuannan cut off and said anxiously: "Junior brother, let alone the elder brother-in-law, hurry up, tell me that your beautiful little sister is important."

"Senior Brother Third, I'm not talking about you!" Wu Gui: "Can you be more reserved? Don't be so hungry?"

"Three thousand years!" Wu Zhinan: "Three thousand years!"

"Not worry, Senior Brother Guidance." Liu Xie: "As the saying goes, it's good, the immortal farts, extraordinary. Look at me, now it looks older than the master. The master looks only forty or fifty at most, and what about me? Seventy or eighty! I'm also infected with the strange disease of this pair of old single children. Haven't I touched a woman in decades? So Senior Brother Guidance, it's the saying goes, "As the bats are fur, what kind of bird are you? Are you lying on the fire burning the bamboo forest and blackening the bare poles?"

"That's right, what's the point of being three thousand years?" The Five Ghosts suddenly stood up and said, "My fourth senior brother and I have been six thousand years old! Have you ever been proud? Is there?"

"Get out!" Wu Zhinan was furious and scolded: "Have you ever had a bad relationship with the fourth brother? At least I had touched a woman. What about me? It's been three thousand years, and I haven't even pulled a woman's hand? Can you compete with me? Can you?"

"So what if you touch it? So what if you pull it?" Wu Gui suddenly became furious and shouted loudly: "In the end, wasn't he still abducted by the grassland above his head?" He said, glaring at Siguo beside him: "Do you think so, Lao Yu?"

"Yes, yes, yes!" Siguo Ru Ru Meng woke up and quickly agreed, saying, "I think we should eat beef whip tonight, beef whip stewed with cattle whip, and loach whip stewed with cattle whip, and beef stewed with cattle whip, and beef stewed with cattle whip, and beef stewed with cattle whip, and beef stewed with cattle whip, and beef stewed with cattle whip, and beef stewed with cattle whip, and beef stewed with cattle whip, and beef stewed with cattle whip, and beef rind!

"Get out!" Wu Zhinan: "Three thousand years! Three thousand years! How can it be less hungry? Can it be?"

"Stop it!" The Five Ghosts waved their hands and stopped, their faces full of complexity. They said to Li Bai: "Young junior brother, come on, tell him first, tell him! Alas! He is so terrible!"

"Okay!" Li Bai lay in the pot, feeling helpless, and said, "Senior Brother Guidance, Junior Brother may be disappointed. I actually don't have a little sister. It's just a dream, a dream that often repeats itself."

"Dream?" Wu Zhinan suddenly felt extremely disappointed, but after a moment of change, he said with confidence: "Don't worry, I'm going to make a decision, you little sister. You should come and listen quickly. Maybe I'll get married with her in the dream tonight, and it's a lot of fun? Hehehe!"

"Senior Brother Guide!" Li Bai put his hand on the edge of the pot to make a pillow, and said slowly: "Yes, in that dream, you really got married to my little sister!"

"Wow!" Wu Zhinan: "Take it seriously? Didn't you lie to me?"

"Take it seriously! I didn't lie to you!" Li Bai: "But!"

"But what, but?" Wu Zhinan couldn't wait and urged like a wolf or a tiger: "Speak quickly, don't rush and snore, but what?"

"But!" Li Bai was still hesitant: "But before you are about to marry my little sister, senior brother, you are burned to death by a sudden fire!"

“…” Wu Guinan: “…”
Chapter completed!