I don’t know what philosopher said: All things that are classified as high-level sports are the tossing of the rich asking for trouble.

Horse riding is one of them.

For herdsmen, horses are tools, part of their lives, and even their lives. When you step on the back of a horse, your blood is filled with hot confidence and courage, as if you own everything you look at.

But for farming people, the experience of riding horses is not that good. Especially for people whose riding skills are still very bad, let’s talk about it separately.

For example - Li Kui.

Halfway to Linyi City, he was sweating on his forehead and threatening the horse that Han Dahu had lent him with his eyes. The old horse knew the way and was even more aware of the danger. He lowered his eyebrows and kept pulling his hooves back.

Li Kui was panting and annoyed and said: "Are you doing this on purpose? How is it possible that riding a horse is more tiring than running?"

"A fist as big as a bowl, do you think it's just a decoration?"

"Believe it or not, Second Master will beat you!"

Lao Ma snorted and silently endured Li Kui's groundless accusations and threats against him.

After only riding on the horse for half a day, Li Kui felt that he might not be able to bear the sin. In the Song Dynasty, there were high-bridge saddles and stirrups. It stands to reason that riding a horse is much better than before, at least it does not have to be as painful as holding the horse's back between your legs.

But what he didn't expect was that he would suffer so much, leaning against the saddle, right? After a long time, he couldn't stand the bumping of his backside; but he squatted with his feet in the stirrups, and his legs became numb after a long time.

Moreover, Li Kui squatted for half a day. Going to the latrine for a moment or two can make people feel exhausted and doubt their life, let alone half a day?

Especially in the ups and downs of horseback riding.

He also carried a long knife on his back, which made him even more tired.

Of course, some people will ask, why not carry a long knife on the horse?

Because this is dangerous.

Li Kui was a man who cherished his life. He had heard a true story: There was once a general who returned to his hometown after retreating from the battlefield. He was riding a big horse and carrying a long sword. He was so mighty. One time he was as usual.

We were traveling in uniform, but on the way, the war horse was frightened, and the handle of the knife knocked on the door of life where it shouldn't have been, and an egg was broken on the spot, which became a widely circulated legend.

Li Kui didn't want to become famous because of such scandalous things.

For the sake of his own reputation, it would be more appropriate for him to carry a long sword on his back.

In a fit of anger, Li Kui took the reins of the old horse in his hand and started running with great strides. The old horse was still puzzled at first. The two-legged beast in front of him was very strange. It was okay to be dishonest when riding on its back. He was still angry.

Jump down and get angry at it. After you lose your temper, just pull it and run away?

A horse can live thirty years from birth and has a lot of experience. I am afraid he has never met such a weird person in his life.

But Li Kui didn't care and ran faster and faster. On the contrary, his schedule was not delayed because of his walking. The original plan was to reach Linyi within one day, but it seemed that he could reach Linyi City before dark.

Li Kui was not worried that the city gates would be closed. The Song Dynasty had not fought a war for a long time. Except for the military towns on the frontier, other cities basically did not close the city gates at night. This is why as long as there was a civil uprising in the Song Dynasty, it was easy to conquer the cities, and even some

Big cities were also captured overnight. It was thought that in the hinterland of the Song Dynasty, the rebels did not even need to prepare for the siege, they could just rush into the city with their heads covered at night.

In terms of time, Li Kui doesn't need to be too anxious.

Anyway, sooner or later, he can enter the city.

But after eating all the loess, he was covered in stinky sweat, and the skin on his face felt like it had an extra layer of slime. He was unwilling to spend one night in the wild.

After entering the city, find an inn, take a good bath, change clothes...

Straight bitch——

Li Kui thought of this and cursed secretly. He had forgotten to bring a change of clothes and had to go to the clothing store to sell a new one. The old horse following him pricked up his ears and walked as if facing a powerful enemy.

He took small steps and followed closely behind him, fearing that Li Kui would anger him again.

It's just a horse, it doesn't even have the ability to talk back, it's so wronged.

In this run, he ran from noon to dusk.

However, he did not feel tired at all, and instead felt better and better. People who practice martial arts pay the most attention to their daily practice, and will is the most important part of it.

Perhaps as we approached the city gate, there were gradually more pedestrians, carriages and horses on the road. Unlike before, he was the only one who ran away from the official road.

Passing through a slow convoy, the people in the car saw him leading the horse and ran away foolishly, and laughed and taunted him. It sounded like a woman's voice, which was very clear, but she was too nosy: "Idiot, I'm afraid your horse is stolen.

Right? Why not ride away?"

Li Kui was so angry when he heard this! If he had his way, how could he hold the reins all the way from the Yishui border to Linyi City?

He turned around angrily and said, "What do you care about me?"

Li Kui was not a man who was willing to suffer losses, so he immediately returned the favor and said, "I don't even look at your appearance. A woman wearing men's clothes is called Si Chen, do you understand?"

"A woman should be at home caring for her husband and educating her children. She should dare to laugh at others when she goes out to show her face. Do you know what a tutor is?"

The woman in the car was furious with her eyes, but when she saw the long knife on Li Kui's back and the package hanging around his neck, her anger was half gone. This guy was stupid and reckless, and he also had an unforgiving mouth.

: "Even if you are stupid, don't admit it. The horse you are holding is empty. Can't you hang a knife and a box?"

Li Kuixin said: There are so many people on the road, why can't you and I get along?

If you have the ability, you can catch the government’s chariots and horses and spray them!

Besides, the horse is not as valuable as the knife. If it were knocked off the horse and lost, he would cry without even crying. The box was because he forgot to hang it on the horse when he dismounted, and it wouldn't be heavy anyway.

If you quarrel with a woman, you will lose points if you win, and if you lose, you will be even more embarrassed.

"Hongye, be careful what you say." A neutral voice came from inside the carriage. It was a bit sharp and magnetic, and sounded quite kind.

Li Kui said casually: "That's right, aunt, you should take care of your maid, right?"

But what puzzled him was a cold snort coming from the carriage. Li Kui said in his heart, this is a weird family, and the man doesn’t want to serve him anymore.

Li Kui started running with a big stride, and one person and one horse passed the slow carriage. After running a long way, he turned back and shouted: "You are a man who can't marry!"

The woman named Hongye in the car was angry and wanted to curse in the wind, but she was worried that the owner of the car would be angry.

Approaching the city gate, Li Kui breathed a sigh of relief, climbed on the horse's back, and slowly and confidently approached the city gate like a veteran. Sang Hongye drove closer slowly, looked at Li Kui's appearance, and said sarcastically: "You

It’s faster to run with a horse on your back!”

Li Kui raised his head and ignored others.

Approaching the car door, pedestrians are exempted from inspection, but horses and vehicles need to be inspected by the taxman. Hongye whispered to the people in the car: "Aweng, shall we use tokens?"

"Not reporting it is already a violation of the rules. You can't ignore the rules again and get out of the car to be inspected." Hong Ye curled her lips and had no choice but to jump out of the car and lead the horse close to the city gate to wait for inspection.

The owner also got out of the car. He was tall, burly, pale, and had a thick mustache. This scene made Li Kui feel embarrassed. He seemed to have called him - aunt just now.

This should be considered a personal attack, right?

Everyone was queuing up. Li Kui rubbed the back of his head and felt embarrassed. He bowed and said to the man: "Um, uncle, I was offended just now. I heard you wrong."

The man did not expect that Li Kui would admit his mistake. The arrogant young man in front of him had a dark complexion and was probably a restless master. The long knife on his back was an antique. Although the appearance was simple, it was probably worth a lot of money. Especially the man who followed behind him.

The horse, although it was a variegated old horse, undoubtedly came from the army. In just a moment, the man knew something about Li Kui.

Bang bang bang, I came to three conclusions.

The disciples of generals.

Local snake.

A merciless boy, but there is still hope.

Since Li Kui understood the etiquette, the man's face became a little brighter, and he nodded and said: "It's okay, I, Tong Guan, am not the kind of person with a small belly."

"You are Tong Guan!"

Li Kui almost jumped up when he heard this. How could he have imagined that he would meet Tong Guan in Linyi City?

Tong Guan's face changed slightly. He left the palace secretly. Not many people knew it. He was frightened by Li Kui's shouting. He thought Li Kui was approaching him intentionally and put on a defensive posture. But he immediately came out.

I felt relieved again. Looking at the tax collectors who entered the city for inspection and the crowds of pedestrians around, I felt that Li Kui had no evil motives. If he was really an enemy, he would definitely be beaten and killed. But at the gate of the city, the place was cramped and there were so many people.

, how could you choose to ambush him in this place?

However, Tong Guan also felt puzzled. He had not left the palace in the past ten years. No one should know him outside! Out of curiosity, he stared at Li Kui and asked, "Do you know me?"
Chapter completed!