Chapter 495: Call your parents to come
Everyone in the palace thought to themselves: "If I had changed this question, I would probably not be able to do it. Wang Ping'an not only whispered himself, but also pointed at the pair of wild gooses, which was even less disgusting, and only liked!"
Li Zhi clapped his hands and said, "Okay, no disease, you have done a good job in this peach talisman, and you have said it well!"
Li Shimin picked up his pen and wrote the peach talisman himself. He raised his head and said, "It's good, but I want you to brag yourself, but you brag about wild goose. This article is not right!"
Wang Ping'an knelt on the ground and never got up. The emperor didn't shout, so he dared not stand up. He thought to himself: "Just think of the wild goose as me!"
Li Shimin changed the paper and said, "You said just now that the geese don't want to fly south, wouldn't that mean the world is the same, wherever they are warm and wherever they live? Okay, let you use the world as the topic and make another peach talisman!"
Li Zhi grinned, this is even more difficult. How could a little minister, Wujian, dare to take the world as the topic? If you are not careful, you will be unlucky!
Everyone in the palace also thought, it was difficult, this matter was a taboo!
Li Yiren showed her face from behind the child, blinked her big eyes, looked at Wang Ping'an, and looked at his back, and was actually a little worried.
What surprised everyone was that Wang Ping'an didn't even think about it, without any hesitation, and opened his mouth and said, "There are spring scenery everywhere, and the thousands of rivers and mountains are shining. The banner... Long live the emperor!"
Oh, did this kid prepare the Taotao in advance? Why did the emperor do it as soon as the title was released? He did it! All the lands and mountains, it means the world, and it also brought another loud flattery!
It is not called embarrassment to flatter Li Shimin. It is natural to respect imperial power. No need to be embarrassed. Everyone in the palace is very impressed!
Li Zhi clapped his hands again and said with a smile: "Good words. Father, I'm good at speaking without illness, so I should reward him!"
Li Shimin smiled and shook his head. Tonight was really happy. He knew that Wang Ping'an was singing praises, but he was not disgusted at all. He wrote down this peach talisman again, but still said: "If you don't do this, you will still use the world as the topic if you do it!"
Everyone in the palace looked at Wang Ping'an's back, almost baking him. With the title of the world, this article is not easy to do. If you make one, you can't make the second one!
Li Zhi was not worried anymore. Wang Ping'an was very knowledgeable and could definitely do it again.
Li Yiren was still worried, can he do it again?
Let you surprise you again, Wang Ping'an still didn't think about it. As soon as Li Shimin finished speaking, he said: "Abide by the right time, place and people, and take the treasures of the nine provinces and the four seas. The horizontal banner: Long live the emperor!"
Li Shimin was stunned and laughed loudly, almost bursting out tears. Li Zhi also laughed loudly. Why did he make a spurious criticism and it was the emperor again!
When everyone in the palace saw the emperor laughing, they all laughed, but they all thought to themselves: "I won't let you make another demeanor, long live another emperor?"
Before the laughter stopped, Li Shimin shouted: "Take another poem with the theme of the country, and then you must have the word "王国国国" in this sentence!"
Before everyone could react, and worry about it, Wang Ping'an said in a hurry: "Welcome the New Year and the beautiful country, bid farewell to the old year's glory, and the glory of the glorious things. The horizontal draft: Long live the emperor!"
With a loud bang, there was applause in the hall!
This time, I can't accept it. If you want to talk about talent, it is a good word that everyone knows that Wang Ping'an has a lot of things. The name of the number one talented man in Chang'an cannot be blown out by just blowing. The concubines in the palace all know that Wang Ping'an is talented, but they don't know how he has the skills. They usually can't see Wang Ping'an, and this time they finally know!
The concubines had a good impression of Wang Ping'an, and they actually looked at Li Yiren together!
Li Yi's face turned redder, and she could only hold the child and pretend to tease him, but she didn't dare to look up. Although the Princess Nanping and her husband were clapping and laughing, they were all helpless in their hearts!
Liu Xuanyi is an honest man, a kind of person who only works hard but is not very good at doing things. He is the son-in-law, but he is not both casual and easy to do things like Fang Yiai and Chai Lingwu. He is doing the job of checking the military accounts of the mansion. This job is quite tiring. Not only does he have to run away from the city, but he also runs around the capital, which is also tiring and difficult to see achievements. He also has to offend people often because he can't do things and is not good at speaking!
Princess Nanping glanced at her husband and thought to herself: "If you have half of Wang Ping'an's ability, we wouldn't have sat so far away from our father."
In addition to sighing, Liu Xuanyi also sighed. He also wanted to be happy in front of the emperor, but he didn't have the ability!
Li Shimin smiled and wrote down the peach charm, thinking to himself: "It's really hard for him. I imagine that the old father-in-law in an ordinary family would be like, and even if he saw the foolish son-in-law making a fool, he wouldn't even see it?"
He put down his pen and said, "You are very good at making peach talismans, so you can use the theme of the country and then you can still have the word "王国国"!"
Li Zhi looked down at Wang Ping'an, brother, it's hard for you. Look, how difficult it is for you to have this New Year's Eve dinner!
Li Yiren bit her lip and thought to herself: "Would I be willing to act coquettish to my father and break this matter? How could I ask for a question to be made into four peach talismans in a row? It's still a question that is as big as the world's world!"
But everyone in the palace thought to themselves: "Your Majesty, Wang Ping'an is very popular, so you can spare..."
Let’s talk about your peach talisman and surprise others! Wang Ping’an still didn’t hesitate at all. Not only did he not think by himself, he didn’t even have time to give others to think, but he said directly: “A hundred years are good, and the eternal world is coming to a new age. The horizontal draft: Long live the emperor!” The last four words were shouted with a strange sound!
"...He!" Everyone in the palace finished thinking at this time!
I have seen someone with wise minds, but I have never seen it so fast. It's so fast!
Not to mention that others were stunned, even Li Shimin himself was stunned. No, could it be that Wang Ping'an learned that he was coming to the palace tonight to stay up to the New Year, so he made four peach talismans with the theme of the world? That's not right. Even if he was extremely smart and could guess it, he would make one peach talismans with this topic, but he was cautious about doing two, so it would be impossible to make three, and four... there would be no such possibility!
The shock this time was a bit too great. Everyone in the palace didn’t clap and cheer, and they all looked at the emperor. They wouldn’t have another look. That was really hard. It would be better to bomb Wang Ping'an out now and kneel at the door for the New Year’s Eve dinner!
Li Zhi's sweat has come down, forget it, but there is no other fifth pair!
Li Shimin chuckled and said, "Okay, well done! Then you make another one, but this time you not only have to have a throne, but also talk about the previous dynasty!"
This problem is bigger, more difficult, and more likely to be taboo!
The eyes of the people in the hall were extremely hot, just like the midsummer sun, staring at Wang Ping'an's back! Well, everyone just roasted him with their eyes and ate him tonight's New Year's Eve dinner!
Li Yiren put down the child and thought to herself: "I'd better go over and act cute..."
He didn't think, but just opened his mouth! Wang Ping'an shouted: "A hundred years of heaven and earth return to vitality, unify the peace between the country, and the horizontal sign..."
Li Zhi immediately continued: "Long live the emperor, is this arbitrary draft?"
Wang Ping'an made a gesture and wiped his face, saying, "I want to speak loudly!" Hearing means crying, but the Chinese New Year says that crying is unlucky, so he said that it is unlucky. Moreover, Li Zhi has already said the horizontal draft. His last four words are not considered unlucky, but also four words, indicating that he is convinced!
If you dare not accept Li Shimin, no matter how unacceptable he will never think of the sixth Taotao with the title of the country, and Wang Lang has finished all his talents!
Everyone in the hall laughed out loud, and the atmosphere suddenly became relaxed. Wang Ping'an finally couldn't stand it. However, it was amazing that others could not even make a peach talisman with the title of "Rongshan" but he could even make five pairs!
In modern times, people have seen many Spring Festival couplets, and don’t think it is difficult to make. However, in the early Tang Dynasty, Spring Festival couplets have not experienced the great development of the Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties in later generations. In this time, it is quite difficult to make auspicious words, festive and colorful peach talismans in people’s hearts. It is not easy to write good poems. The fewer words and sentences, the harder it is!
"A hundred years of heaven and earth have returned to vitality and unified the peace between the mountains and the mountains. Okay, I talked about the previous dynasty and the present. Okay, I talked about the good things about Wang Ping'an, and I made a good talisman!" Li Shimin finally put down his pen and clapped and smiled. Just as he said at the beginning, "The heroes of the world are in my throne," he felt very happy when he looked at the young talent in front of him, and he could finally leave a good helper for his son!
After saying that, he waved his hand at Wang Ping'an and said, "Go, find a seat and sit down, don't kneel anymore!"
Only then did Wang Ping'an dare to stand up, but his knees were numb. Li Zhi walked up, held his hand, and smiled and said, "Come on, don't you have a seat, where is the best place to sit? Well, there is an empty seat over there!"
Tonight is the New Year's Eve dinner, a gathering for the royal family. In order to show the harmony of the family, seats are not divided according to the grade. For Li Shimin, this is a holiday, and they are all family members. Don't be dependent on etiquette and law, but for the royal family, this is actually a small ranking party.
If you don’t arrange your seats by grade, you have to arrange your seats by your relatives. Therefore, the more you are favored by the concubines or children Li Shimin, the closer they are to him. If he usually looks down on you, he will naturally sit farther away.
Now Li Shimin only has one empty seat, which belongs to Li Yiren. But Li Yiren is not there, so she came in with Princess Nanping and sat with her sister. She sat outside. Princess Nanping did not please Li Shimin, so she naturally sat far away.
Li Zhi and Wang Ping'an were kind to each other. He wanted to follow his usual temperament and would definitely put his mouth on his lips and let one of his concubines leave, asking Wang Ping'an to sit beside him, but now he didn't. Instead, he pulled Wang Ping'an and walked to the outermost periphery, which was next to Li Yiren.
Li Zhi smiled and said, "Come on, you can sit here without illness!"
Wang Ping'an hurriedly said, "Okay, then sit here!" He bowed to Li Yiren, Princess Nanping and others.
The people on the table next to him looked at Wang Ping'an with a smile, but no one was talking. No one would have been talking too much before the emperor made a statement!
Wang Ping'an sat down, Li Zhi patted his shoulder and said, "Eat more and just think this is your own home!" He turned around and went back with a smile.
Wang Ping'an looked at Li Yiren, who smiled at him. She returned the child to Princess Nanping, then took a set of bowls and chopsticks openly and said, "For you!"
Wang Ping'an quickly said, "Thank you, thank you, princess!" He leaned over to the chair and sat down.
Li Yiren gave him bowls and chopsticks. Everyone saw it and thought to themselves: "It's almost done!"
Before his butt was honest, Wang Ping'an suddenly heard Li Shimin shouting loudly: "Wang Ping'an!"
Wang Ping'an was so scared that he trembled, "Don't you, why are you calling me again? Could it be that you still have to make a peach talisman?" He hurriedly stood up and said, "I'm here!"
Li Shimin smiled, touched his beard and said, "After the Chinese New Year, I will ask your parents to come to Beijing. I will scold them. They will give birth to such a bastard as you!"
Wang Ping'an said, "No, I'm looking for the parents...ah! He suddenly realized that the taste was coming. Li Yiren put the bowls and chopsticks in front of him. This action should be done by his wife to her husband, which means she agreed to the marriage. Once this hint comes out, the emperor will of course meet his parents, so it's easy to talk about the marriage!
I'm going to be the prince consort now?
Wang Ping'an's head heated up and said, "Yes, I obey the order!" He said that, and knelt down and gave Li Shimin a big gift from afar.
Li Shimin smiled and said, "Come on, go out and let me hear the sound of the New Year!"
Shi Zhongchen agreed loudly, ran out in person, and asked the eunuchs to release the pole to explode. Soon after, the sound of pole bursting outside the hall started to crackle!
New Year’s Eve, New Year’s Eve!
As soon as the blowing rod sounded, the New Year's Eve dinner began. There were people from the imperial kitchen waiting outside. They just waited for the sound to go to a banquet! In a moment, the sumptuous New Year's Eve dinner was set on the table.
Li Shimin picked up the wine glass, touched his lips slightly, picked up chopsticks, picked up a piece of meat and ate it. He drank wine and ate vegetables, which meant that the New Year’s Eve dinner began, and everyone could move their chopsticks.
Wang Ping'an's table has the least number of people, because it is the outermost and the least favored person sitting here, with several empty seats. Li Ke walked over and waved his hand. Liu Xuanyi, who was originally sitting on the other side of Wang Ping'an, hurriedly got up and gave up his seat, freed up the seat to Li Ke, and he sat aside himself.
Li Ke smiled and said, "No sick, let's have a meal together." As he said that, he picked up the wine pot and gave Wang Ping'an a glass of wine.
Wang Ping'an hurriedly smiled and said, "I dare not take this anymore. How could you ask Prince, you pour wine for me?" He quickly took the wine pot from Li Ke and also gave Li Ke a glass of it.
The two of them touched their glasses and drank the wine.
Li Ke looked at Li Yiren and smiled, but Princess Nanping was also beside him, but he turned a blind eye. He finished laughing at Li Yiren and said to Wang Ping'an: "No sick, my mother is sitting there!" As he said that, he pointed at the emperor with his hand.
Wang Ping'an followed the direction of his finger, turned his head and looked at a table at the emperor's head. Next to the table, there were several noble ladies in the palace, each of whom were as beautiful as a flower, and they were about the same age. But Wang Ping'an could tell at a glance, which one was Yang Fei!
This is not about being in tune with each other, but about a lady in the palace dress, who was looking at him and nodding at him and smiling.
Chapter completed!