Chapter 482: Li Shimin fainted again
Chapter 482 Li Shimin fainted again
After receiving the order in person, he immediately beat the horse, ran all the way back to Chang'an.
Changsun Wuji came to Ashinaxi and smiled and said, "The Khan of Dayan tribe, I have heard that you are a hero of the grassland for a long time. I have always admired you very much. I don't want to meet here today. I am very lucky, very lucky!"
Ashin is indeed a big shot on the grassland, but the word "hero" cannot be said. Moreover, even if he is a hero, he has suffered humiliation along the way, but he cannot even commit suicide. Even if he has any heroic spirit, he has been completely worn out.
Shaking his head, Ashinaxi still said, "This old man, you have recognized the wrong person. I... The villain is really not Ashinaxi, but just his substitute. Even if you capture me, it is useless. Well, if you catch the villain, it is useless!"
Changsun Wuji laughed twice and said, "It's up to you to say whether it's useful or not, I have to say it!"
With a wave of his hand, Changsun Wuji said to the general: "Pull him out of his skin, make a wooden cage van, and take him into Chang'an."
The general quickly agreed and took action to pull Ashinaxi out of his skin. Ashinaxi shouted anxiously: "No, no, if you have something nice to say, a gentleman will not speak!"
The Zheliu soldiers behind him laughed. They had seen many jokes about Dayan King on the road. When Ashi was happy, he would never come out. He would eat and drink all the water in his skin. If he forced him out, he would yell and foam.
This time, the general went to Rashinaxi himself. The Zheliu soldiers widened their eyes together, counting in their hearts, one, two, three... vomiting!
Ashin was really obedient. He just finished counting the three counts. With a whim, he vomited the general's hands full of foam!
The general let go of his hand, took a step back, and said angrily: "Why did you do this again? You vomited every time you pulled him out. I don't know where he got so many white foam!"
Changsun Wuji turned around and looked at Ma Zhou and Chu Suiliang, saying, "It seems that he is not pretending, he is sick, right?"
Ma Zhou frowned and said, "Maybe it was because of the excessive fright, so he vomited so much!"
Chu Suiliang smiled and said, "Let him vomit, as long as he doesn't die before entering Beijing, he will do whatever he likes to die!"
"It's a pity that Wang Ping'an is not here, otherwise he can see it." Changsun Wuji said. If Ashi Naxi foamed when she was afraid, and when the day of offering prisoners, the emperor was telling the sky at Chengtian Gate, he vomited from below, that would be boring!
The general wiped the white foam on his hand and wanted to pull Asunaxi again. Ma Zhou said, "Forget it, let him stay in the skin. The wooden cage van still needs to be made, but it is enough to put him in the van when he enters the city."
After a pause, he said to Ashina with a kind look: "King Dayan, don't worry, the emperor has always treated the surrendered people with preferential treatment, so it will not be difficult for you. Moreover, we will let you put on your clothes, so you can rest assured."
Ashinaxi's throat surged, and she retching a few times, thinking to herself, "It's so embarrassing, why did you vomit? But I'm really uncomfortable, I'm not pretending!" She retracted her skin, closed her eyes, pretended to be dead, and didn't say a word.
Chu Suiliang smiled a few times and said, "It's great, let's go back to Beijing now. By the way, let these people put on their clothes, be shirtless, and be indifferent, making people laugh!"
The general agreed repeatedly and ordered his subordinates to return the clothes to the prisoners, let them go to Beijing in their clothes, and leave some decentness to these former grassland nobles.
Without stopping all the way, Changsun Wuji personally led the team to rush back to Chang'an City. Since the Tang army had achieved brilliant results in Zheliu County, there was no need to hide anything. He ordered the soldiers to shout along the way, ring the gong, inform the people, let the people come out to watch the fun and see the victory of the Tang court in the foreign war!
Since Li Shimin failed to personally conquer Goguryeo, there have been few large-scale celebrations near Chang'an. The conquest of the central empire to the outside world is at a low point. At this time, the people need a big victory to improve their pride as a subject of the central empire!
Just in time, Wang Ping'an led 5,000 Tang soldiers to fight for 200,000 Turkic soldiers, won a great victory, and offered prisoners to the capital of the empire. This is a grand event that is definitely worth celebrating and praises for your life!
When the people received the news, they walked out of their houses and rushed to the road, setting up tables with wine pots on them to reward the soldiers who returned to Beijing!
The people don’t care whether Wang Ping’an won by luck or not, and no matter whether he actually brought Turkic soldiers to fight, they only care about victory, no matter how they win, as long as they win!
Changsun Wuji and Chu Suiliang and Ma Zhou sat on the horse's back and walked in front of the entire army, waving to the people quite a bit, as if it was not Wang Ping'an who won the battle, but they!
Ma Zhou was a little embarrassed and felt that the limelight was too big. Changsun Wuji was still calm and didn't grin, but Chu Suiliang was different. He shouted loudly at the horse. He refused to refuse any people toasted him. He drank all the gulps. After walking more than ten miles, his stomach clattered, and it was full of water!
Seeing his colleagues losing their composure, Ma Zhou sighed and advised: "Brother Chu, you have drunk too much and your throat is hoarse. Why did you come from this?"
Chu Suiliang smiled and said, "Brother Ma, you are wrong. Life is so proud, but that's it. My old Chu is a civil servant, and never has such a glory. I regret it now. I should have been patrolling the borders outside the pass, the snow desert, the iron horses and ice rivers. How happy it was. Unfortunately, this glory has all been returned to the old man in his room!"
Changsun Wuji glanced at him and said, "There is also that Wang Wendu. Everyone saw his jokes at the beginning and pushed him out to drink the northwest wind. What's the result? Now he is also in glory. After returning to Beijing, he will be promoted to the general of the general of the guards. It depends on how you face him!"
Chu Suiliang said with a oh, shook his head and said, "Miscal, miscalculation. But I am pretty good. The one who miscalculated the most was Old Man Cheng. When I recommended him, he refused to go, so he kicked Wang Wendu out of seclusion. When he learned about this big victory, he would be so afraid that he would regret it! "
Changsun Wuji laughed twice, but did not answer.
Ma Zhou exclaimed and said, "Two guys, do you remember the content of the memorial? It didn't mention Wang Wendu much, it was just that he accompanied Lord Fang, but he didn't say that he had made any real contributions..."
Changsun Wuji and Chu Suiliang looked at each other and knew it. Articles in the officialdom have always been stopped at the right time and will not say anything clearly.
When there is a good thing, it is not affirmation, it is negation!
Fang Xuanling reported to the court for merit, and said in name only that others had made some contributions. However, he only brought a note to Wang Wendu, saying that he was with him and had no specific contributions except this, which means that Fang Xuanling had to attack Wang Wendu. This hand would not be under the willows, and his face would be kept until he returned to Beijing and then tear it apart!
Chu Suiliang snorted twice and said, "Brother Ma reminded me so much, I feel no regrets. As for Wang Wendu's credit, let Old Man Cheng invite him for him!"
Ma Zhou shook his head gently. Since he could become prime minister, he had done a lot of things to do to take advantage of the situation, but this time he didn't need to take action himself.
But Changsun Wuji smiled and said, "After going back, Brother Chu reminds Mr. Cheng. By the way, Wang Wendu brought gifts to celebrate his birthday this year when Li Ke celebrated his birthday. I heard that the two of them had talked about something in private!"
Chu Suiliang and Ma Zhou looked at him together, and both of them thought to themselves: "At this time, you are still thinking about repairing your unlucky nephew, you must kill him!"
When talking about the royal affairs, they were not good at saying anything, so they waved to the people. However, Changsun Wuji thought to himself: "From your attitude, you will know that you don't want to talk about this. It doesn't matter. If you don't say it, I'll talk to the emperor!"
The three of them had their own thoughts and returned to Chang'an.
Ganlu Temple.
Li Shimin stood in the yard and was watching a plum blossom. The plum blossoms were very lively, with light red flowers reflected in the white snow, and the smell of a proud and cold plum blossom.
Shi Zhongchen was with the emperor. Seeing that the emperor was in high spirits, he wanted to find some nice words to respond to Jing'er. He naturally knew that Wang Ping'an had won a great victory. Now all the civil and military officials in the court knew about it, but they were just hiding it from the emperor alone.
He whispered beside him: "Hongmei announces good news, can the emperor have any good news?"
Li Shimin said softly and turned around and said, "Happy event? By the way, I heard that Zhier has a concubine named Xiao. She has been happy recently. Can the imperial doctor diagnose it as a man or a woman?"
Shi Zhongchen hurriedly said, "The prince has the gods and Buddhas, and he will definitely give birth to a boy this time. I congratulate the emperor in advance. You need another dragon grandson."
Li Shimin laughed twice and felt very comfortable. Most of his grandchildren are good things, which means that there are successors to the royal family.
Shi Zhongchen said again: "This is a joy, but the old slave saw a magpies climbing onto the branches in the yard again this morning. Isn't this meant that there is a joy in the palace?" He wanted to say that there is a joy in the palace, and will there be a joy in the court?
Li Shimin said, "Can they be two boys? Who gave the concubine the pulse?"
Shi Zhongchen grinned, why did he have to think about his grandson? Just as he was thinking about how to answer, he felt someone pulling his sleeves. When he looked back, he saw that it was a little eunuch. The little eunuch looked gloomy and held a memorial in his hand, holding a memorial in his hand.
Shi Zhongchen took it by chance and raised an eyebrow at the little eunuch. The little eunuch hurriedly squeezed his eyes at him. Shi Zhongchen dug his mouth towards the northwest direction, and the little eunuch hurriedly nodded again!
I'm sure, it's the memorial sent by Zheliu. It seems that things have confirmed that I have really won the battle!
Shi Zhongchen was full of joy and presented the memorial to Li Shimin and said with a smile: "The emperor is in a state of interest to admire the plum blossoms. I should not have disturbed the old slave, but now there is an emergency memorial from the border, which is sent by the willow. I have to ask the emperor to take a look and give me a reply!"
Li Shimin frowned and said, "What happened there again?" He took the memorial and opened it to watch.
Shi Zhongchen thought to himself: "The emperor must be happy this time!"
I saw Li Shimin holding the memorial and read it quickly, with a happy look on his face. Then he looked carefully again, and suddenly laughed: "The northwest side has suffered, and it has been a day to get it, and it has been smooth..."
Chapter completed!