Chapter 60 The Dog's Military Merit Medal
The official account is indeed eye-catching economy!
According to the idea of the concubine, edit the surveillance, select the photos, and write some words that are both emotional and emotional. An excellent soft article about virus transmission will be released.
The smelly balls are used as a hot topic to hype, and it has indeed set off a craze in the pet circle. This is just like excellent jokes or short videos that always make people unable to help sharing with friends. The pet owners are also powerless to resist the smelly balls and rush to forward and disseminate.
There is a place in the world where there are the most idle people, and that is the Internet.
The online idle people's fun and onlookers are both talented skills, born at full level, they wander around the Internet, and they are sometimes illusory and sometimes destroyed, just like iron filings chasing magnetic lines, bees chasing pollen, ants chasing honey, flies chasing shit...
Whenever anything with flavor appears on the Internet, no matter whether the smell is fragrant or smelly, as long as it can bring some strange sensory interest to the Internet people, a large number of idle people with the same attributes will gather.
The stinky ball video comes with selectivity. It specializes in the group of pet owners, making the pet owners look like masochists, constantly chasing the whip while being very happy...
It can only be said that the stinky ball is too outrageous, which has caused some amazing effect to refresh the lower limit of cognition among the pet owners. This has led to the public account reading volume rising sharply after the stinky ball is released, and it has quickly reached the level of 100,000+.
This soft article alone brought more than 10,000 followers to the official account, doubled the number of fans in just a few days. And this growth momentum has never weakened and is still rising wildly.
Many pet owners with abuse tendencies left messages on their official accounts, expressing their extremely pleased and happy surprises that were as happy as if they had met the wise master, which was much stronger than Zhuge Liang's relationship with Liu Bei.
'Can you believe that the stinky ball is in the master~~I am so obedient around me, and it really lives by being cute. The biggest ideal of dogs is to grab more girls (there is no limit on beautiful dogs and beauties, but they require no makeup.)'
This is the message from the owner of the stinky ball. I don’t know how the concubine contacted her or found her at the initiative. Anyway, we can clearly smell a smell of pretending to be pitiful and showing off between the lines.
It seems that the stinky ball broke up someone’s store, causing him to lose 6,000 yuan in financial losses. This is a rare and decent thing; if it is converted into a parent of a child, then it should be compared like this. A parent proudly announced that our child is amazing - the school was demolished today!
Therefore, the group of pet owners is a bit special, with unique brain circuits. Generally, they are not on the same channel as normal people. The unlucky things in the eyes of normal people will be happy when they come here, like drinking mellow juice.
The owner of the stinky ball came on the court, and a bunch of pet owners below appeared one after another, competing in miserable ways while showing off.
‘This afternoon, my Erha just removed the bedroom, took the flour bag into the bedroom and sprinkled it all over the floor, and got it all over the bed...I went to bed...I went to bed...'
Literally, we see a miserable owner who was miserable by his pet, but in his heart, what we see is actually a complacent and complacent soul. This soul has been twisted to the point of falling into a state of self-deprecating depravity and becoming a state of satisfaction.
'My black rice is the same, and I can open the cage. Later, I tied the cage with a rope, and it untied the rope. Later, I got angry and tied it with a dozen ropes. It couldn't untied it, but it broke the cage door. I opened the bedroom door, opened the door, took the elevator downstairs to take another dog for a walk. After the walk, I went home and went to bed. We had a patrol security guard upstairs. Now, as long as I left and forgot to lock the door, I would definitely call me at midnight because my door must be open...'
‘Husky is really like this! When we were a child, we were complained by the pet hospital when we went to take a shower when we were five months old! We just said that your dog would just unlock the lock and escape from the cage! We also taught other dogs to open the cage! It was really too unbearable, please take it away!’
Listen, listen, is this complaining? This is obviously showing off. Hongguoguo's show off regards the trouble caused to others as the military medal of his own dog, and he obviously looks proud:
Look, that's our dog!
How smart our dog is!
It's a disaster for the pet hospital!
It would be fine if you take pride in the bad things of your pet, but there are some people who are obviously not their own dogs, but they still have to pull themselves into themselves, as if the bad things done by other people's dogs are also their own glory.
‘My friend was fostering a husky at my house. On the first day: the bowl I had for dinner leaked (note! It was the bowl I had for dinner) On the second day: all the basins leaked (all big holes) On the third day: One of my legs fell on my bed, on the fourth day: The TV was inexplicably lying on the ground and broke it~~The fifth day, I saw it go all night!’
And the dog that specializes in harming others' homes also brings supreme glory to the owner:
‘I put the Husky in a friend’s house for a few days ago. When there was no one at his house, it began to escape from prison. First, it escaped from the cage door, then the bathroom door, and finally the room door. After opening the door, it lifted the quilt on my friend’s bed, soaked the poop... This guy covered the quilt again... Then the old man closed the door, returned to the bathroom and closed the door, and finally returned to the cage for a meal and started to feel sober... My friend called me when he came back, saying that it was very good and had been staying in the cage. Two hours later, my friend’s phone rang again... This time... I had to complete the trip in advance, and I had to go home quickly to take this guy away!’
'My Husky was in a foster care of a friend's house and gnawed a big hole in his garage. His wife's shoes were so expensive that they were bitten into single ones, and he just liked to chew his left foot! My friend also cried and begged to take the dog away as soon as possible...'
Listen, listen, listen, there is no trace of regret in and out of this sentence, the pet owner will have!
This is the unparalleled brain circuit of pet owners. They often turn a blind eye to the truth of things through self-ansthesia, and use distorted cognition to regard their own pain and the pain they bring to others as the greatest reward, and they are obsessed with them like Xianglin Sao. They can often remember these things freshly after decades!
Then, like a repeater, it plays it over and over to others, and can continue to gain a certain pleasure from it. This behavior of using marginal effects to the extreme is really amazing!
Chapter completed!