Chapter five hundred and forty-two amusing Guo Taidi
"Alas"
Seeing Guo Dalu making things difficult for a young singer named Xie Jian on the stage, booed him from the audience, "Master Guo, my family is so miserable, why do you still have the heart to make things difficult for him?"
Guo Dalu did not give in to the booing in the audience, "Shhh, shhhhh! If his family is really so miserable, he is still in the mood to sing? If this is true, it means that he is an unfilial son, and his parents are paralyzed in bed. If you are not at home and take good care of your parents, and don't find a way to earn money to treat your parents, you actually participated in my singing competition?"
"If it's fake, then he is deliberately lying to me and lie to everyone. You are a liar! Why should I be polite to him?"
When the audience heard this, they suddenly felt that what Guo Dalu said was very reasonable. No matter which side, Xie Jian is not a good thing. Why didn’t everyone think of this at the beginning? Mr. Guo is Mr. Guo, and he looked at the problem to the point!
Xie Jian looked panicked and embarrassed, barely calmed down, and did not dare to say anything nonsense, so he started singing directly.
This guy can tell stories of miserable things, but singing is actually good. When you hear it, you are a person who has been systematically trained, which is very different from some wild singers.
After the song was sung, several teachers on the stage commented and made positive comments without exception. Regardless of the character, this person's singing level is still there.
When Guo Dalu made a comment, Guo Dalu narrowed his eyes and looked at Xie Jian, "Your singing skills are good, and you have put in the effort at first glance. Judging from simple singing, although you sing many flaws, it is still acceptable, and it is not hopeless. However, in this selection competition, singing skills account for one aspect and character must also be taken into consideration! We don't want those with poor character! You said that your parents are seriously ill, hehe, then you are still here to participate in the singing competition. You really have time!"
Xie Jian defended, "I usually sing in a bar to treat my parents' illness. This time I participated in the competition, with the purpose of becoming famous through this platform so that I could earn more money to heal my parents."
Guo Dalu sighed, "Brother, when did your parents get sick?"
Xie Jian's voice was low and his face looked sad, saying, "They fell ill when I was six or seven years old!"
Guo Dalu laughed and said, "They fell ill when you were five or six years old, but where did you learn music? It costs a lot of money to learn music! Don't mention that you, a poor rural family, even an ordinary urban family, may not be able to afford it. Your family seems to be quite rich!"
"Don't say you are self-taught! This singing skill is what you can hear from a regular college and school, and it will never be taught by a straw class!"
Xie Jian hesitated and didn't know how to answer on the stage for a while.
Guo Dalu waved his hand, "Go down, brother, continue to go to your bar to sing in resident singing! I am very optimistic about you! When will your parents no longer get sick and your family no longer have difficulties, it is not too late for you to participate in the competition again, anyway, there are so many singing competitions!"
Xie Jian looked ashamed, and walked down quickly with his head down.
There was another booing sound in the audience. The one who was booing just now was Guo Dalu, but now Xie Jian was booing.
The host hurriedly walked out, "Now, invite the next contestant to the stage!"
The contestant who came this time was a dwarf, which caused a stir in the audience as soon as he came on stage.
The dwarf was a man. When he walked on the stage, he bowed to Guo Dalu and others and said, "My name is Xie Dazhuang. My parents hoped that I would be big and strong, but unfortunately, things went against my wishes. I became like this now."
When a group of people on and off the stage heard this, they all laughed.
Xie Dazhuang said: "I will sing a song "Run to Happiness" for everyone!"
The music started, and Xie Dazhuang sang loudly with the microphone.
"Running to Happiness" is a slutty song that almost all the audiences have heard. This song is an extremely gentle love song, but when it comes out of his mouth, people feel unhappy.
After the song was sung, applause from the audience rang out, and gradually became silent.
Guo Dalu looked at Xie Dazhuang, "Dazhuang, your age should be older than me. Logically, I shouldn't say it too straightforwardly, but I said that today is not a miserable conference. There was only one standard for selecting singers at the beginning, that is, singing level! Now, I have added a standard, that is, character and morality."
"Your character and morality are not problematic, or at least I didn't see any problems on stage, but your singing skills are not good, which is worse than the contestant named Xie Jian in front. I don't discriminate against any disabled person, but your singing skills are indeed not good, so you were eliminated!"
Some audience members in the audience couldn't help it, ran to the stage and shouted, "Mr. Guo, are you too cold? People with disabilities come here from afar, why don't you give him a chance?"
Guo Dalu said: "Your sister, singing competition, why should you take care of the disabled? If it is life, it is okay to give the disabled a seat, help them cross the road, and get them on the bus, but it is a competition now. Since the competition is a competition, we have to follow the rules!"
The audience member pinched his waist and shouted: "Who sets the bullshit rule?"
Guo Dalu stared and said, "It's just my decision! Are you not convinced? Can you bite my bird?"
The audience below: "If you dare to come over, I dare to bite!"
Since the singer selection competition, there has never been a case of judges quarrels with audiences, but it happened to Guo Dalu.
The middle-aged audience in the audience was as good as beans and kept jumping off the stage, "Guo Dalu, I want to lose my fans, I don't like you anymore!"
Guo Dalu said: "Go on the side! You, a fat man, like me too? Are you disgusting?"
The audience booed again, and they were all so happy.
They have never seen such a star as Guo Dalu. How could there be such an international star who doesn’t pay attention to his image? He can actually do something with the audience on the judges!
The old man beside Guo Dalu called He Xizhi. Seeing that it was not a problem, he hurriedly dissuaded Guo Dalu, "Mr. Guo, Mr. Guo, this is still recording the program!"
Guo Dalu said: "What's wrong with recording the show? This fat man dares to provoke me, which is unbearable!"
After he said this, many viewers in the audience were unhappy, and a large group of fat people stood up on the spot.
"Damn, what's wrong with the fat man?"
"Are you a Teddy? Has the fat man provoked you?"
"Damn it, Guo Dalu, I want to fight you one-on-one! My mass acceleration has turned into kinetic energy. God blocks the gods and kills the Buddhas. Are you afraid?"
"I announced that I will quit my fans today. I will only like Xiaolu's sister in the future and no longer like you, a bitch!"
The scene was in a mess, and the group of people were extremely happy and shouted at Guo Dalu.
Among so many celebrities around the world, it is estimated that only Guo Dalu has so many strange fans. Other fans are protecting their idols, but few of Guo Dalu's fans are in awe of him. They all regard him as a friend's neighbor. It would be so sour to be able to fight with him!
It took me a lot of effort to make the scene slowly quiet.
Guo Dalu competed with the middle finger at the audience, "I'm too lazy to argue with you guys now, and I'll deal with you when the game is over!"
In front of the TV, everyone watching the live broadcast in front of the computer laughed, "Damn, why did the singer competition suddenly have the attributes of funny things?"
Chapter completed!