Chapter 383 This is called tossing
The crosstalk that Guo Dalu said was written by Mr. Ma Ji in another world, and its name is "After Rich", but Guo Dalu made some modifications to this work according to local conditions.
The irony of this work is extremely strong. Only Mr. Ma Ji dares to say this joke. No one in the entertainment industry can have the courage to say it. Even if he has the courage, it will not be able to spread it.
Guo Dalu now borrowed it and changed his name to "Fan Trouble", which was to mock Fan Zhihong and the entire social situation in Wetou County.
The content of this crosstalk itself is extremely exciting, and Guo Dalu's own dialect and oral expressions are also very good. In addition, Tian Zhongchi's tacit cooperation, the two of them started with the same beginning, which attracted all the audience.
However, this joke is too sarcastic, and the faces of several officials watching the show below were a little ugly.
They didn't expect that Guo Dalu was so brave to say such jokes in front of them.
Fan Zhijie blushed and his neck was thick, and he whispered to Wang Yuhe: "County magistrate, he is slapping us in the face!"
Wang Yuhe glared at Fan Zhijie, "Even if he beats him, what can you do? Why don't you come to the stage to stop it?"
"I……"
Fan Zhijie said to himself: "I'm crazy? I want to stop it now, which will probably cause another storm. And who doesn't know Guo Dalu's urinary nature? If I really want to stop it, I'm probably injured even more than my brother. His wife beats people so much. If he takes action, he will probably pull my head off!"
People all Chinese know that Guo Dalu’s violent temper is a bit timid when facing Guo Dalu.
The performances of Guo Dalu and Tian Zhongchi on stage continued.
Guo Dalu: "Welcome to a gift, don't ask to a gift."
Tian Zhongchi: "What's that called?"
Guo Dalu waved his palm, "Public relations!"
"I went abroad to play, I didn't ask to go abroad to play."
"What's that called?"
"That's what I went to inspect!"
"Hey!"
"Eating and drinking big is not called eating and drinking big is not about eating and drinking big."
"Hmm? That's called"
“Go to party!”
"Wow!"
"Call a few ladies to accompany you, let alone accompany you, that's called leisure!"
Tian Zhongchi looked surprised: "I sound familiar to you when you say this, maybe I have it around me, but like you say, it's rare that everything happens in one place."
Guo Dalu: "It's so strange! This is how it is in our place!"
Tian Zhongchi: "How are you there?"
Guo Dalu: "Eating and drinking for free is called tasting! It is called floating. Charging fees everywhere is called fundraising. Taking a bath is called sauna. The more you make it, the ugly it becomes, that is called beauty!"
Tian Zhongchi: "What's the mess you are doing?"
Guo Dalu: "I am called forward consciousness!"
At this time, more and more people watched Guo Dalu’s live broadcast on major online live broadcast platforms. Many netizens laughed happily after hearing Guo Dalu’s jokes. While laughing, everyone also agreed with some of the social ills that Guo Dalu said.
What Guo Dalu said is exactly the problems that exist in today's society, but this is the first time in the Chinese entertainment industry that he said it without any restraint in public by saying crosstalk.
Other crosstalk actors or sketch actors do not have such courage.
Seeing Guo Dalu telling each incident so explicitly, the live broadcast platform was filled with screens and everyone was amazed.
"Oh, Mr. Guo is so brave, he dares to reveal this kind of thing!"
"We can still be friends if we see through it or not!"
"It is probably because Sister Xiaolu was arrested and she was in the detention center. Mr. Guo's eyes were red. He couldn't take care of so much anymore!"
"Mr. Guo is mighty! In just three days, he actually made such a joke. Not to mention his courage, I will give him a capital letter for his literary talent!"
"Everyone knows the current problems, but who dares to tell them in person? Guo Dapao is indeed worthy of being Guo Dapao, and only he dares to slap in the face in public!"
"What I'm curious about now is, how will this end in the end?"
"Damn it, this is crosstalk. Compared with Mr. Guo's joke, what are the things that the crosstalk actors now say?"
"No wonder Mr. Guo is bombarding the crosstalk world. Look at Mr. Guo's typhoon and his voice. How many people in the crosstalk world can compare with him now? Compared with Mr. Guo, it's all a piece of shit!"
"But the typhoon of this man who is partnering with Mr. Guo is quite stable. It would be amazing that he can hold Mr. Guo's words!"
Amid the netizens' screens, Guo Dalu's crosstalk continues.
Guo Dalu: "We are indeed ahead of our list! We have not had high income yet, but we have already consumed high consumption. The company has not made money yet, but we have already evaded taxes! We are not yet thirty, but we have already retired from illness! We are not married yet, but our children are five years old!"
Tian Zhongchi: "Together with you, you are so advanced, is that one who is ahead of you?"
Guo Dalu: "I am also ahead of my turtle-bearing!"
Tian Zhongchi: "How can you be ahead?"
Guo Dalu: "My personal expenses are advanced first! I changed the car to a large sedan, and the unit room to a small family!"
Tian Zhongchi pulled Guo Dalu, "Hey hey, that's called a little villa!"
Guo Dalu: "Why are you so many things? Just understand this meaning! What's wrong with it?"
Tian Zhongchi: "It's still mine that's wrong!"
Guo Dalu: "I used to change all my clothes to famous brands. I can't eat them without seafood. My wife is ugly and has no culture. I quickly divorced and found another one. I went to the female college graduate in the city to be my wife. Hehe, she has culture and has fun..."
Tian Zhongchi: "You are still a female college student like this? Are they willing to follow you?"
Guo Dalu looked at Tian Zhongchi with a grudge: "Why are you so stupid? If she doesn't follow her, don't you? You won't treat her as your secretary first, and then slowly transition? First, you are the secretary, then Xiaomi, and then you will become a regular!"
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Tian Zhongchi looked at Guo Dalu: "You, you are called tossing!"
Guo Dalu was dissatisfied: "I'm called tossing? What's this? You've never seen it really tossing! I'm just making a small fuss in front of others!"
He said to Tian Zhongchi: "Some people in society are really good at making trouble, I have seen them!"
Tian Zhongchi looked curious: "Is that true?"
Guo Daludao: "I know there is a deputy township chief, township chief, or deputy..."
When he heard Guo Dalu's words, whether it was the live audience or the netizens who watched the live broadcast, they knew who Guo Dalu was referring to. They were extremely curious in their hearts and didn't know how Guo Dalu would arrange Fan Zhihong.
I just listened to Guo Dalu: "This deputy township chief can do anything."
Tian Zhongchi asked, "How to make trouble?"
Guo Dalu said with a longing look on his face: "How to do it? A chicken a day, a sheep a day, a groom every day, enter the bridal chamber every night, stand at the entrance of the village and look inside, and there is a mother-in-law in every village!"
Chapter completed!