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【2537】Bungee jumping

After saying that, the dog turned around and was about to leave. The sparrow glanced at him and ignored him. The dog took two steps, stopped, turned around, and looked at Wang Long, "I almost said something wrong. It's not goodbye, it's not seeing you! Thank you!"

Gouzi said angrily, "I'm paralyzed. I took me to the headquarters to save people, and my mother almost killed the person I was rescued. Now I'm so fucking taking me to experience the electric current. I finally came out and took me to climb a mountain. Who knows what else is there? I won't continue to work with you. We'd better never see you again. I'm paralyzed, and my girlfriend has no chance."

Seeing the dog leave by himself, Wang Long felt a little depressed. He smiled at the sparrow and said, "Don't pay attention to him, he is just like this, let's go."

"Wait for him." Sparrow sighed. "No matter what, after all, they have helped us and saved me. I don't think he will run back soon." After Sparrow said that, he lay on the side, "Let's sleep for a while."

"Why do you have to run back? Didn't you see his angry expression? He hoped that he would never see us again."

"He can't help but these." The sparrow leaned against the side and started to take a nap. Wang Long didn't think too much. After all, he was really sleepy. He slowly closed his eyes. After about an hour, he heard the sound of breathing. Wang Long turned his head and saw that the dog was buried all over his body, wet, and appeared next to him and the sparrow again. The dog's face was covered with mud, and there were still holes everywhere on his body. He didn't know that he thought it was crawling out of the mud pit.

He looked at Wang Long and Sparrow angrily, "What the hell is this place? Why are there fucking troops everywhere? What did I do wrong? Who did I mess with whom? I just want a girlfriend! Fuck!"

The sparrow saw the dog coming back, and his whole body was wet and there was a lot of mud. It smelled a little unpleasant when it was close.

"I hate water the most, it's paralyzed, it's so disgusting." The dog scolded again from the side, "I scolded the next door."

"Okay, stop talking about the ink." Wang Long smiled. "Since we're back, let's go, okay?"

"You knew that there were troops everywhere in the morning, right? You knew that you were asked to go out to die, right? Do you know, if I hadn't been my life, I would have been caught by them a hundred times. You would have treated your brother Hao like this, right?"

"Please, no one lets you go, you have to leave yourself." The sparrow broke the dog with one sentence. "Don't you swim?"

"Why can't it? Of course, it's true. Do you know that swimming is a survival skill?" Dogzi pointed to his body. "But I don't like water. Is this OK? Fuck, what's the smell? It smells so bad. How can there be stinking ditches in such places? Ah, I'm going crazy!" As he was saying, he could hear a low voice from "Teng~" and a piece of bird shit appeared on the dog's head.

The dog suddenly became calm. Wang Long and Sparrow both deliberately hid away from the dog for two steps. The dog reached out and touched his head with a very calm hand. He still had bird shit on his hand. He suddenly stopped complaining. He rubbed the bird shit on his body, turned around and walked forward, and stopped talking to Wang Long and Sparrow.

To be honest, the smell on the dog is getting worse and worse. Wang Long and Sparrow looked at each other from behind and hurriedly followed. The group walked forward for about half an hour, and the smelly dog ​​appeared on the edge of a waterfall.

He turned his head and looked at the sparrow and the dragon behind him. "Can you tell me where this place is? I have said that I hate water the most."

"Didn't you say you should take a shortcut?" Wang Long was also stunned. He looked at the sparrow on the side, "Where is our shortcut?"

The sparrow walked to Wang Long, took out a cigarette from his pocket, handed it to Wang Long, and then picked up one of them himself. He still politely handed the cigarette to the dog, and did not dislike the stench on the dog's body.

The dog squinted his eyes, stared at the small eyes, and there was mud on his face. He ignored the sparrow and did not catch the cigarette in the sparrow's hands. Instead, he kept looking at the sparrow with anger. The sparrow must have been dissatisfied with the dog's "I don't like this kind of look."

"I am your savior. You must kill me first, then let me be corona by electric batons, and then take me to climb a mountain, deliberately let me leave, and the troops chased me into the stinky ditch, finally ran back, you told me to take a shortcut, I told you that I hate water the most, and then you bring me to this waterfall now, you! Yes! No! Yes! I mean!"

The voice of Gouzi's speech changed a little, and he was very angry. Wang Long could see that Gouzi's mental state is very wrong now. Although he is thin and smelly, he seems to have reached the verge of collapse.

Wang Long hurriedly pulled the sparrow, "Uncle, his mental state seems to be a little wrong. Did he get a problem with the electric shock just now?"

"You're just fucking electrocuted and got into trouble!" Dogzi turned around and cursed at Wang Long. "I'm going to warn you now! Warn you seriously! Immediately! Take me to find a place, I want to take a shower, otherwise, I'll let you all taste my anesthesia gun!"

As soon as the dog finished speaking, he saw the sparrow next to him move. He kicked the dog's stomach. Yes, it was kicking it on the stomach, and he was very hard. Dog was originally a short man, a strong man of 1.8 meters. This kick was kicked by Dog directly into the air. Dog fell down from the waterfall in a very handsome and beautiful position, and could also hear the dog's roar, "Fuck your nanny!!"

Then there was a "bang!" sound, and the sound of heavy objects falling into the water. Wang Long was stunned, "Fuck, I'm so cruel, do you want it?"

"Don't he want to take a shower? This is what I mentioned in the shortcut, hurry up." Sparrow glanced at Wang Long. "Did you have something wrong with your friend? Or did you really get the problem with the electricity just now?"

"Uncle, his figure, your kick just now, might kick him to death. Really, and this kind of thing."
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