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Chapter 5 Training (Part 2)(1/2)

The intense learning process began like this.

From this day on, Xiuyi officially began to teach thieves how to learn and understand the living habits of the upper class.

Every morning, the bandits have to wear straight noble clothes, bow tie, black hat, a pocket watch on their chests, and a civilized stick in their hands.

They must learn to take off their hats when they meet, instead of rushing over and hugging each other in a careless manner and hitting each other with their fists. In their master's words: "Only the country people, ignorant vulgar men, will do such a move."

When facing women, they must know how to open the seat for women instead of sitting down on their own, and understand the principle that women are preferred.

It is absolutely not allowed to expose your chest, pick your nose, put your feet on a chair, squat and eat, or scold your mother loudly.

In addition, urination and defecation are strictly prohibited, alcoholism is strictly prohibited, and strong alcohol is strictly prohibited, and it is strictly prohibited to find girls in low-level kilns...

"When talking face to face with people, you must pay attention to slow, powerful, and rhythmic speech. You must not talk endlessly or make a long speech. You cannot give the other party a chance to speak. You must not interrupt others' speech. You must speak clearly. You must use standard court terms and never use country slang."

"When the other party is talking, be calm, with a slightly bent back, and act like listening. Even if the other party is talking nonsense, you must act carefully! If you have different opinions on the other party, you are not allowed to directly say that the other party is wrong, but you should use a more tactful tone. For example, your statement makes sense, but I have some different ideas... You can scold the other party as a bunch of shit in your heart, but your expression should be like seeing a flower."

"It's true and hypocritical." Someone whispered below.

"That's right. The characteristic of aristocrats or gentlemen is hypocrisy, and you must learn to be hypocritical now." Xiu Yi did not punish the person who interrupted this time: "In addition, when two people talk face to face, remember not to put one leg on the other. This method of crossing the legs is a taboo in etiquette and will make you look very uneducated."

The bandits shouted dissatisfiedly: "Oh my God, there are so many rules. This is really unbearable. I have to follow the rules even when I stand or sit."

One bandit even shouted: "You can't put your feet on a chair, you can't pick my beloved toes, and now you can't even put your other leg. So what else can I put? No! I've been used to this way of sitting since I was born. I put my legs here and I don't go anywhere." He patted his thigh and shouted.

At this moment, in order to defend his "rights", he even forgot the terribleness of that "devil".

Xiu Yi Youyou asked, "Are you sure you want this?"

"Yes, even if you kill me." The bandit replied proudly.

"Very good." Xiuyi nodded.

The next moment, his figure swept across the bandit's body like lightning, bringing out a red shocking lightning.

Amid the shocking terror of the bandits, a long sword passed through the bandits' two thighs and nailed them together.

“Since you like to put your legs together, I can help you fix it until you think the position isn’t that comfortable.”

The boy's methods are bloody, vicious and direct.

All the bandits finally came to their senses and recalled the boy they followed, and they were never a kind Lord.

The bandits have countless bad habits. If they want to get rid of these problems in a short time, they must use extraordinary means.

"Brutal" people will not have the patience to wait for the other person, and those who cannot change must pay a heavy price. In the face of lessons, everyone will learn very quickly.

** is always more efficient than **. Everyone may hate the tyrant, but before he is overthrown, his orders can always be implemented and executed as soon as possible.

As for the future...

Xiu Yi is confident that this group of rustic buns who have never seen the world will eventually fall in love with this kind of life.

Strong execution methods, coupled with a prosperous life in the future, can make up for all misfortunes and sufferings.

Of course, before this, the bandits must go through a special stage of dire straits.

————————In the small valley, farces that seemed to be funny were staged.

"If you want to be a gentleman, you must have the temperament of a gentleman. The so-called temperament is not an invisible existence. In fact, it is a collection of eyes, actions, behaviors, behaviors, and other aspects, and is a manifestation of education to a certain extent... I have to say that your temperament makes you still be a bunch of rough people even if you wear a dress."

"Look at your eyes. You bunch of scumbags, when you look at people, you look like a wolf looking at the little sheep. No, you must learn to look at others with a calm look, rather than shocking others. You must know that you are not robbing, you no longer need to use the sword in your hands to force others to take out their wallets. There is no need to look fierce and evil. Don't look at people with this kind of look at fat sheep. Your eyes are full of ** and greed."

"Look at me, smile, be filled with love, and shine with wisdom, even if you don't have wisdom at all."

"Oh my God, this is simply too difficult." The bandits complained loudly.

"Relesa, come up and make a demonstration. Come to me and look at me."

**The warrior stepped forward to Xiuyi and looked at Xiuyi in a daze.

"Eyes are the best window to express a person's emotions. Your mood, joy, laughter, sorrow, and anger can all be expressed in a person's eyes. Releyessa, from your eyes, I see deep hatred." Xiuyi pointed to the big guy in front of him and explained to the robbers.

"Yes, my powerful and generous master. I have never hated a bastard so deeply as I am now. If my eyes could turn into swords, I would cut him into pieces of minced meat; if my eyes could turn into flames, I would burn him into a ball of coke; if my eyes could turn into a vast ocean, then this ocean would be enough to completely submerge the devil that I hate deeply!" Lelejesa said affectionately in his eyes.

This made Xiu Yi a little "touched".

"It's great to say that as a former leader, you always have more courage than others. But I never thought that hatred could turn you into a poet, do you know? This is the most beautiful language I have heard since I met you."

Shuyi approached Leleyessa's ear and whispered: "If hatred of me can keep you like this all the time, then I allow you to put Shuyi Glair's name on your lips and curse and curse that bastard in the way I taught you. But remember, it is to use the way I taught you."

Leleyessa licked his lips: "Master Soiglare, you are so generous. You are the most graceful villain I have ever seen. I pray to God devoutly that you must ****."

He said this very gentle.

"Excellently said." Xiu Yi smiled and said, "Let's come and see, Lele did it. His eyes are full of gentleness at this moment... Remember, eyes are the window of the soul, and what you need to do now is to learn how to close the window in your heart. Just practice more. Let's teach another content below."

As the course officially unfolded, the suffering of the bandits began.

"Walking is also a basic manifestation of the noble's demeanor. When walking, you should try to keep your steps as light as possible and keep it in a leisurely and relaxed state. The nobles do not work in production, and they do not have heavy labor to oppress them, so there is no need to show an urgent look. Even if an emergency occurs, just speed up the pace of walking. Remember, don't run anyway, when have you ever seen gentlemen running on the streets?"

"You walk like a duck, your arms are swinging in a small way, don't throw them so much, are you looking for a fight? You're not asking for a tent, put away your turtle spirit, you hooligan." A bandit with indecent walking posture was kicked away by Xiu Yi.

...

"When speaking, your tone should be sincere and powerful, and your pronunciation must be clear. Sera, your tongue is so big that it can make a pot of vegetables."

"I have a big toe toe in the west of Tianshengou, and a bamboo man." Saila replied in a muffled voice.

"Solve it, otherwise I'll let you take oral weight loss medicine every day."

...

"When drinking, there are different ways to drink according to different types of alcohol, but no matter which way you drink, it does not include the way you are now - that is called cow drink. Even the most vulgar servants will not drink like you. If you can't change this problem, I don't mind letting you take a liter of horse urine every day... Maybe then you will understand what it means to taste carefully."

...

"Dance is the most common and practical way of communication for nobles. When inviting a lady to dance, you must learn some of the most basic etiquette gestures. First, walk to the lady and remember not to get too close to her. Extend your right hand, just like me, draw a graceful arc in the air, and then place it on the position of your chest close to your heart. Put your left hand behind and make a forty-five-degree bow. Remember, while doing this action, click your left foot back slightly and half bend your knees. When waving your right hand, don't touch the girl you are going to invite, and don't do this action far away, as it will make people wonder who you are inviting. Lele, do this action."

Rele reluctantly demonstrated to everyone.

"Your ass is raised too high." Xiu Yi whipped down hard: "Look your face slightly upward, look at the 'girl' with the eyes of your lover, pay attention to your eyes, be affectionate. I know there is a man opposite you, but if you can't do it, I will let you hug him or even kiss him... Very good, just like that, don't move, let everyone see your posture clearly."

The lyre is placed there like a sculpture of the Elephant Zun for most of the clock for people to admire and ponder.

...

"When eating, you hold a fork in your left hand and a knife in your right hand. Cutting food is a science. Using the toothed side of the dining knife to cut food incline, there is no need to use such a lot of effort. You need to use cleverness. Do you have a grudge against the food?"

"If you dare to chop the plate, I'll stuff the rags into your mouth."

“It’s impolite to make a sound while eating.”

"If anyone dares to hold the soup bowl up and drink it while drinking it, I will make it into soup."

"Learn to wash your hands before meals, and don't sprinkle food on the dining table."

"Don't drink mouthwash."

"Remember to wipe your stinky mouth after meals."

...

"When pouring coffee, you should be slow and your back cannot bend. Do you want to pour all the hot boiled water on me?"

"Yes, I would love to do that, my strong and generous master."

"... Very good. No matter what, you have finally made some progress. You can curse people without dirty words, which really makes me feel relieved."

...

"What are you doing?"

"I'm peeing, master."

"Then what are you shaking?"

"This is a habit. After urinating, you have to shake it a few times before you can get rid of it."

Xiu Yi's ** clicked on the bandit's "brother" a few times: "Just shake this, there is no need to shake your whole body."

The bandit looked at Xiu Yi and left: "Is this bitch who keeps me even cares about others' peeing?"

"Don't mind my buddy, he doesn't even allow himself to slander." Another bandit walked over and said.

...

"Poetry has unique functions such as cultivating sentiments, expressing emotions, and a better life. It can help you discover beauty and appreciate beauty. We should learn to understand the meaning of poetry, and at least learn to read poetry aloud."

"Great Master, I have written a poem that praises you."

"Is that Lele? Then read it to me."

"Ah! Master! You are so great, you are as holy as the butt of a firefly, bringing light to people! You are the smelly feces, and we are the flies surrounding you..."

"… Very good, very good. Anyone else has written poetry? I hope it is no longer a praise of my greatness."

"I wrote a song that praises the weather and the sunshine and the rain."

"Oh, it's Fanxin, come and listen."

"On this sunny and rainy day, the great master walks on the fields of the city with your graceful steps..."

"It's great, enough. I think you should learn to memorize poetry first, and then consider writing poetry." Xiu Yi said in an extremely affirmative tone.
To be continued...
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