Chapter 312: A messed up wedding
"It's all my opinion, old man..." Gui Bugui smiled and dragged Bai Wuqiu out from under the sword tip of Zhan Kun. Then he smiled and said to Wu Mian: "What do you think you are like this stupid guy? Give me the old man a face, let's talk about what you have today. Don't see blood in a happy life..."
Just when Gui Bugui was persuading, the Minister of Rites, who served as the concierge today, pushed the door in. After seeing this scene, he was stunned for a moment. Why did these god-like figures turn against each other like ordinary people? Before entering the door just now, I heard someone say something about cuckolds. Why are the old gods in the sky similar to ordinary people's homes, and there are a few dirty things that cannot be said. If I had known this, I would not have come up to come over to invite people... The Minister of Rites had already regretted it when he pushed it in. After laughing dryly, he said with a smile: "The auspicious time has come. Please ask the newcomer to come out to pay a salute... The eldest princess has gone out, and I will wait for you, the groom."
This sentence saved Bai Wuqiu. Wu Mian snorted coldly, put away the sword Kun and walked out with the Minister of Rites. Bai Wuqiu, who was sweating in a cold sweat, was still dissatisfied. After watching his uncle leave, it said to Gui Bugui: "What did I say? Old guy, I am also doing good for your uncle, I will turn against you if you say it..."
Before he finished speaking, Gui Bugui had already jumped up and covered Erlangzi's mouth, and said, "Are you still waiting for him to come back and chop you? Don't talk nonsense. Today you open your mouth and eat something. If you say nonsense, you will be the one who sees blood today."
Gui Bugui finally stopped talking with persuasion and scare. Then he smiled and turned to the 'Fu Qiang' behind him and said, "Let's go, follow me to the imperial banquet. Baby, you are lucky. The prisoner Song Lu was sentenced to death and gave him twenty-six taxes to the prison. There was nothing left. You were eating the imperial banquet, and you could brag about it with other lonely ghosts when you went down. What did you eat before you left? Tong Qizhen, I was eating the imperial banquet..."
'Fu Qiang' smiled bitterly and said, "Thank you Mr. Gui. I can still have the honor to taste the delicious food of the imperial banquet before I die."
Gui Bugui smiled and said, "Why are you polite? If you continue to eat well, I will give you a dream. When you wait for the first seventh day of your life, I will prepare another table of imperial banquets for you as tribute."
"Old man, let's not mention anything on this happy day; the first seventh day, tribute or something." At this time, Sun Xiaochuan, who was hilarious and graceful, came over. After pausing, he continued to say to Gui Bugui: "Be careful that there is a little bit of trouble today, and the groom is venting his anger on your old man."
"Xiaochuan, what you said is, I'm Meng Lang." Gui Bugui continued after laughing, "Let's go, everyone goes to have a wedding banquet..."
Today is the emperor's marriage, and the wedding banquet is divided into two seats, the emperor, the queen and the nobles of the palace are all watching the ceremony in the inner hall.
Officials below the second rank sat in the outer hall. The gables in the middle have long been removed to facilitate objective ceremony between guests inside and outside.
At this time, Wu Mian, led by the Minister of Rites, came to the ritual platform. Seeing the arrival of the groom, several military officers who had no idea of the details of the groom followed him and said, "The groom is a little white-faced... I have to work harder in the bridal chamber at night... I will give birth to a fat son early and recognize His Majesty as a fucking grandpa..."
These military officers were all foreign military generals who reported their duties in Beijing today. When they heard that the emperor was in charge of marriage, King Zhao married his daughter to join in the fun.
These people are all local emperors outside, and they feel that there is nothing wrong with the newlyweds without any big words. This is what they said in order to the emperor's face. They have done ten times more despicable things when attending the wedding in their jurisdiction.
Unexpectedly, this time I met the iron plate. Just as they were talking wildly, the groom standing on the stage suddenly snorted coldly in the direction of them, and then a thunder sounded in the sky. Then a dry thunder sounded "boom!" and the lightning was hit, and the lightning was hitting the tables of the military officers. Several people were knocked down by the lightning and fell to the ground and kept twitching.
The person who was originally joking was frightened and closed his mouth. The guests at the audience looked at the groom on the ceremony stage with pale faces. "Fu Qiang" who was pulled up by Bai Wuqiu with a rope looked at Gui Bugui, who was walking in front of him quietly. When the thunder struck, he watched the old guy use a magic trick with his own eyes... After a moment of cold, King Zhao ordered people to carry out the military officers who were half-dead by the thunder to treat him. He claimed that the general had drunk too much and accidentally fell down. However, even the emperor could see the sky thunder clearly, and he understood that this was the end of the old god. However, the newlyweds were not big and small, so it was normal for the guests to say a few crazy words. This would be a bit petty if the groom was struck by the thunder.
Finally, the Minister of Rites, who presided over the wedding, said a few good days. The scene of the couple Tiancheng was fooled. At this time, the bride wearing a wedding dress and a big red veil also walked to the stage with the help of the wedding lady and the maid.
Originally, there would be someone in the audience who would make a joke, but with the precedents of several military officers just now, these people were so cautious that they would sit seriously and no one dared to talk nonsense anymore. The scene of the original joy seemed a little awkward.
The Minister of Rites gritted the bullet and continued to host the wedding. As the ritual music sounded, today it was the emperor's wedding. After saying a while of conversation, the newlyweds would kneel towards the emperor's position in the back hall. Although the emperor stood up and said a few words of blessing, this was considered a ritual. Then he worshiped the heaven and earth, worshiped his parents, and worshiped the newcomer's old scene, but just saw several of his generals being struck by lightning, the emperor began to hesitate. At that moment, he found a little eunuch to pass the message, and directly avoided the kneeling of himself, and worshiped the heaven and earth, worshiped his parents, and worshiped the newcomer.
Just as the Minister of Rites was about to invite Zhao Yuanhao, Gui Bugui went to the stage to accept his trust and kneel down, the sky, which had been starry sky thousands of miles away, suddenly darkened. Then the wind blew up, and lightning in the sky kept ringing. It seemed that lightning would be struck down anytime and anywhere, and everyone on and off the stage looked at the groom in horror. I don’t know who provoked him again... Just when the Minister of Rites stammered and asked the groom to take over his supernatural powers, Gui Bugui, who had already arrived on the stage, suddenly turned around and shouted to the emperor in the back hall: "Your Majesty! It is not good for Your Majesty to come, please avoid it quickly... Don’t stay here for a long time..."
After hearing the old guy's words, the back and front halls were in chaos. Some low-level officials who were close to the door had already entered the King Zhao Mansion and escaped. The emperor didn't know what happened. He hurriedly fled towards the back door surrounded by guards. At this time, the King Zhao Mansion had become in chaos, and the direction of the back door was also blocked. The emperor's guards cut down several officials blocking the road, and under a period of orders of "Let Your Majesty go first...", he protected the Emperor's Emperor Zhao Heng from the King Zhao Mansion.
While the emperor and the empress escaped, hundreds of figures appeared in the sky of the Zhao royal palace. Several of them were Guangren, Guangyi and Guangxin, who were of the Guang generation.
At the same time, the bald monk Guangxiao also appeared beside Guangren... After watching the emperor leave the Zhao Palace, several people from the Guang generation fell on the joy stage. Wu Mian, Gui Bugui and Zhao Wenjun, who were so scared that he surrounded him... "The traitor Wu Mian! You colluded with Tong Qizhen, and the private ban technique has been revealed. Master Dafang was furious and sent us to capture you..." After Guangren said a few coldly, they did not dare to take action immediately. Over the years, Wu Mian's magic has increased greatly, and there is a vague momentum of Xu Fu and Xi Yingzhen. Although Guangren has the ability to restrain his magic, facing the sword Kun still makes this master Dafang's headache.
These people have their own thoughts, all wanting to let others take action first, so that they can reap the benefits of the fisherman... Seeing that a few people didn't say anything, the 'Fu Qiang' in the corner suddenly shouted loudly: "Wu Mian's magic has been exhausted!
Chapter completed!