early morning.

Didi

When the alarm rings on the phone for the third time, Xiao Tianyu finally yawned and sat up from the inflatable moisture-proof mat. He didn't even open his eyes, and found the clothes beside him and put them around him.

The clothes were full of sweat and smelly, but it didn't matter. Anyway, everyone was almost the same. It was just a little thicker and lighter problem before, he always thought that soft girls always smelled fragrant. Now... emmmmmm.

The temperature in the desert is high during the day and it is still quite cold at night. Everyone else covers at least a blanket, but he is afraid of heat and only covers a towel.

thirsty.

The throat was so dry that it was smoking.

The sand creaked whenever I smacked my lips.

His hands touched the plastic bottle from the pillow, unscrewed the cap and poured it into his mouth.

Gu!

He suddenly opened his eyes wide and almost sprayed a mouthful of water out!

Damn, what's this strange smell?

Who got angry yesterday?

Although the water in the bottle has been filtered and purified to meet the drinking standards, I don’t know if it is a psychological effect, but I always feel that there is a strange smell. He always suspects that people with bad intentions deliberately slap him and filter the urine...

The smell of this bottle of water is particularly strong today, and someone probably got angry.

After all, it’s all because of Zhang Zian’s fault. He came up with such a bad idea to punish him. Isn’t it just that he used a little more water, is it worth it?

The most annoying thing is that even the filtered water with a strange smell is still available in limited quantities. Otherwise, he would have spit out the sip of water just now, but now he can only swallow it with disgust.

call!

Half a bottle of water was finally relieved of thirst.

The camp was quiet because everyone hadn't gotten up yet.

Xiao Tianyu gets up half an hour early every day because he has been convenient for a long time and is used to sitting on the toilet and playing with his mobile phone, so he has to squat for at least half an hour each time.

He had seen Li Pitt's horror. If he squatted in a convenient location for too long and delayed the team's itinerary, the person would come over, neither urged nor scolded, but squatted face to face with him and stared at him like that.

It's really terrifying!

Therefore, he could not change his habits and did not want to experience the horror again, so he could only get on the alarm and get up early.

Although I was sleepy, I felt good to squat alone on the open-air sand where there was not even the simplest partition. Several men squatted there naked butts, and underneath the butt was a sand pit dug out by themselves. If you went too late, you might dig out a piece of fresh and hot feces that someone had just buried... This picture is so beautiful, it would be disgusting to think about it!

If you go early, you can leave such risks to others.

Every time Xiao Tianyu finished his stool, he would carefully bury it with sand and modify the surface, making it look like no one had touched it. Maybe someone would be fooled and dig a landmine...

Thinking of this, he giggled foolishly, and the pleasure of revenge was felt in his heart.

He felt a little swelling and pain in his stomach, so he arrived on time. He took a roll of toilet paper, held his cell phone in his pocket, hummed the melody from the latest drama, unzipped the tent, and crawled out of the tent a little clumsyly.

Sure enough, the others had not yet gotten up, and it was dark, and there was only a figure sitting on the roof of the off-road vehicle on the outside. He was the person in charge of the last shift last night.

Xiao Tianyu shook the toilet paper at the figure, saying that he wanted to go and then bypassed the parked row of off-road vehicles and came to the designated convenient location.

Just in case, for example, someone had diarrhea last night, he tried to dig a shallow pit with his shoes. After confirming that it was safe, he bent down and dig the pit with his hands, and then took off his pants and squatted down with satisfaction.

He held up his phone and started playing the new episodes that were pre-stashed in his phone before coming to Egypt. He was very satisfied with his wit and there was no internet here. What should he do when he squatted down? He didn't like it, so he used urine to irritate ants? There were not even ants here!

One episode of anime is more than 20 minutes. Apart from op and ed, it is almost 15 minutes. The time to squat is just about two episodes. Of course, you have to change a few more positions in the middle, otherwise your legs will easily become numb and lose consciousness, and then kneel on your own stool.

Probably when he changed to the third or fourth position, it was getting a little brighter again. When he changed his position, he saw something dark not far away, which was the off-road vehicle trapped in the sand that he saw yesterday evening.

"I don't know if there is any clean bottled water in the car..." he muttered.

But even if there is, he dared not take it, because the car was surrounded by quicksand. He would rather continue drinking the strange smell of filter than give his life away.

I heard that I would investigate the car further today, but it has nothing to do with him. He just wanted to get a degree and boast about it in the future. Speaking of which, as a capable general, he followed his mentor to Africa for investigation. If he could find sensational results, it would be a stepping stone with a high value for the biological system with employment difficulties.

"get up!"

"get up!"

"Get up! You lazy guys!"

Lee Pitt's roar came from the camp.

Time flies so fast, and it takes half an hour before I know it...

He turned off the player, wiped his butt with toilet paper, gritted his teeth and resisted the numbness of his thighs, lifted his pants and stood up, plucked the sand with his feet, covered the richly scented excrement, and then carefully created some natural ups and downs on the surface.

I heard that cats are also used to burying their own excrement, but he has never raised a cat and has never seen it with his own eyes.

"Tsk! Perfect! Hehe, see if you can trick someone today..."

He patted his stomach contentedly and walked back to the camp.

"Ga!"

When he walked past the largest tent, he suddenly heard a strange scream from inside and stopped.

He knew that this was Zhang Zi'an's tent, and there was a cat and a dog inside, but what was going on with this strange scream?

By the way, he remembered that this guy was secretly enjoying Sister Zhiling’s spell casting materials again?

Damn it! I have to catch the evildoer in the tent today and ask you to hand over the casting materials!

He reached out and was about to touch the zipper of the tent when he heard a strange male voice.

“heybuddy, ithinkyou'vegottherongdoor, theleatherlubistobloksdon!” ???

What the hell?

Xiao Tianyu was shocked. He had already let go of his steps. Could it be that Zhang Zi'an still heard his movements? But who is the man who is talking? Why is he in Zhang Zi'an's tent early in the morning?

In addition, this sentence seems to be familiar, and seems to have seen it on a barrage somewhere.

Where is it?

"likeembarrassingme♂,huh?" Another sentence came from the tent, and the same male voice was still there.

Xiao Tianyu was even more surprised. How did this man know that he would expose Zhang Zi'an when he casts a spell to counterattack his humiliation?

“youlikethat♂,huh?”

“yes♂sir♂!”

Xiao Tianyu is 100% sure. The latter sentence is Zhang Zi'an's voice, but there seems to be some special meaning in this voice...

Cold sweat broke out from his nose and forehead, and he always felt that the zipper in the tent in front of him was like a door to a new world that could not be opened.
Chapter completed!