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Chapter 2 You are so professional

On the other side of the mountain and on the other side of the sea, there is a group of smurfs...

Looking at the scenery in front of him, Wu Ming, standing in the other world, was even regretting passing by the super-powered world. However, the familiar melody still appeared in his mind.

This is the world of Smurfs and Gargwatches, our passing childhood and our childhood song.

I still remember that in music class, I need to sing this song with my hands.

This happened many years ago. Even if Wu Ming tried hard to search for memories, everything in his memory was still so blurry. It seemed that the memories of the past were no longer young, and he wore reading glasses belonging to the years and was forgotten in the corner of life.

"System, how is my identity arranged? Also, if I complete the task and go back, are the hanging tasks still there? For example, the super power out of control world, is it just like this?"

While turning his gaze to the mountain, Wu Ming asked in his mind that he had not forgotten the world of super power out of control, this world that can be called the first stop for newcomers who have arrived.

"Sorry, once the mission world is selected, it cannot be changed. As for the possibility that the super power out of control will still exist after going back, it is very small, but you may refresh this world in future missions, although the chance is not high. In addition, your identity is no problem in this world. Your identity is a bounty hunter who accepts the mission, and this will not change in this world."

"That's it!" Wu Ming was silent for a moment, and did not show any smile on his face because he might encounter a world where super powers could be out of control.

There is an old saying that once a world of trouble is hard to make water.

At this time, Wu Ming's view is that the super-energy out of control is one of the most harmless worlds he is currently and is suitable for going to.

If the harvest ratio of the Smurf world can reach 100, then the harvest of the super-powered world will be at least 500.

However, even if this is an exaggerated proportion, it cannot represent what will happen in the future.

It's like a beggar picking up a steamed bun on the side of the road.

For beggars with nothing, steamed buns are unparalleled delicacies. But as time goes by, if one day the beggar becomes a millionaire, it will not be the same when they see this steamed bun. Now Wu Ming is this hungry beggar, and the super-powerful world is this steamed bun.

It can be said with certainty that for Wu Ming at this time, delicious steamed buns seemed indispensable. But once time passed, perhaps this once mouth-watering steamed buns would not have such deliciousness.

"Forget it, I'm lucky to lose my life! It's just a world, there's nothing to be reluctant to give up."

Wu Ming dispelled his regret from his heart, sighed and raised his head, his eyes fell on the top of the mountain, a small wooden house burning with smoke from cooking.

Gege and Smurf, this is the same year we used to be.

......

......

In the hut on the top of the mountain, the Gargle looked at the burning fireplace, hugged his pet cat with a look of dismay, and kept making curses.

"Failed, failed, or failed. I just wanted to catch a few smurfs, why can't I get what I want every time? Tell me, Azimao, what should I do?"

The princess held Azimao in his hand, and each person and cat stared at their big eyes, with a serious expression.

Meow, Meow...

After a while, Azimao was defeated while looking at each other, and made a long meow sound, as if saying that I could do nothing.

Hearing the cry of Azimao, Gege remembered the scene where he almost caught the Smurf this morning.

Now, the angry and angry Gege Witch would not suspect that it was his own problem, and he felt that it was his stupid cat in his hand was useless.

...Whoosh...

The princess threw Azi cat out in anger, and shouted loudly: "It's all your fault, you stupid cat. If you were a little smarter today, even if you were only a little bit, I wouldn't have failed. Look at how powerful other people's cats are. I have raised you for so many years, and I don't expect you to catch mice, but you have never caught a smurf!"

Meow, Meow...

Azimao, wearing yellow fluff, hunched his body and let out an angry roar, as if questioning this statement.

Obviously, as a wizard's pet, Azimao's wisdom is not low.

Although it was unable to speak, it still understood that it was its owner who was slandering itself and slandering itself as a good cat.

"Why, do you think this is my problem?"

"Meow, Meow..."

Listening to Azimao's angry response, the german witch with a hooked nose and a bald head, was stunned for a moment at first, then shook her head decisively and said, "How is this possible? You actually think this is my problem! Haha, you are so funny!"

"Meow..." Azimao cried out again as an answer, and then, as if he was afraid that the germa witch would not understand, he hugged his chest with his very humane claws and nodded repeatedly with an angry expression.

Seeing Azimao's humanized movements, Gege's face showed a little embarrassment and hesitated: "Okay, I don't want to pick this with you. However, we can't continue to fail. You should know that only by getting the Smurf's happiness essence, I..."

Dongdongdongdongdongdongdongdong...

Before Gege's words could be finished, a rushing knock on the door interrupted his speech.

The Gege Witch, who was interrupted to speak, initially showed displeasure on her face, but this expression flashed by and was replaced by three-point doubt.

"I don't remember, someone is coming to visit me today!"

Looking at the knocked door, Gege tilted his head and thought for a while, then sat on the sofa and didn't get up. Then he pointed at the direction of the door: "A customer is here, Azimao, go and open the door!"

Meow...

Azimao turned his head and lay motionless on the ground, as if he hadn't heard it at all.

"Damn lazy cat, I will throw you out one day sooner or later." Azimao was unmoved, and Gewu had no choice but to stand up slowly and do it to make a living.

...crunch...

The wooden door made a harsh noise, and the Gargwu changed into a smile the moment the door opened, and then the smile quickly disappeared.

Jeans and sneakers, the person who came was empty-handed and had no magic fluctuations on his body.

"Who are you?" Gege looked at the stranger in front of him, and a hesitation flashed in his eyes, because he didn't know the person in front of him at all.

“很高兴见到你,格格巫先生.”

The young man wearing sports shoes nodded slightly, and then without waiting for Gegewu to ask again, he introduced himself: "My name is Wu Ming, I am here to help you solve the problem. Yes, solve the problem, that's how we do it."

"Solve the problem?" Gege changed into a scrutinized look and said hesitantly: "You can't be that bounty hunter, are you?"

Looking at the distrustful gaze of the Gege, Wu Ming also knew that his image was far from the legendary bounty hunter. However, before he carried out the mission, he was just a matter of driving the ducks on the shelves, so where can he have time to prepare.

So, at this moment, facing the questioning gaze of Gege, Wu Ming could only nod and nodded with a stern face, trying to make himself look more serious.

"Where is your weapon?" The Gargwu heard Wu Ming's answer and looked outside for a while. After finding that Wu Ming was not carrying a weapon at all, he asked this question that confused him.

“我不习惯使用武器.”

Wu Ming opened his eyes and told lies. He didn't dare to say that he had no weapons. After all, the witch in front of him was a wizard no matter how much he said, and if the other party really saw that he was a parallel person, the end of deceiving the wizard would definitely not be better.

Fortunately, Gargle Witch is obviously not a sensible person and has never dealt with other bounty hunters.

After hearing Wu Ming's answer, Gege just scratched his head and muttered, "Since that's the case, come in first. To be honest, I thought you would come in with armor and a poisoned bow and arrow in my hand. I have to say that your outfit makes me a little strange."

The princess said something strange, paused slightly at the back of the room, and couldn't help but look back at Wu Ming.

Looking at the gauntlet's eyes again, Wu Ming walked into the room and quickly interrupted: "Is that so, but that's not a problem. With me helping you, you will definitely succeed this time."

“成功!是的,会成功的.”

Gege was very sensitive to the word "success", so he nodded repeatedly and said in agreement: "The previous failure was just because he was weak and had no good assistant. This time, I won't have a new assistant, and success has never been so close to me."

Meow...

Hearing that the Gegewu attributed the failure to the weak and pretending to be dead on the ground, Azimao came back alive without any surprise.

Wu Ming subconsciously glanced at Azimao, listening to the cat's moan, and for some reason he actually read a hostile meaning in the cat's eyes.

A cat is hostile to him, and Wu Ming feels ridiculous and ridiculous, but looking at Azimao with his eyes, he finds that this hostility has not changed.

"This cat is very humane, it must be very smart." Wu Ming couldn't help but speak slowly as he looked at each other.

"Of course, Azimao has drunk my animal enlightenment potion, and its IQ is equivalent to an eight-year-old child." Gegewu replied casually, and after saying that, he ignored Wu Xian's somewhat hot gaze. While turning around to make tea, he pointed to the sofa and signaled Wu Ming to sit down.

“这是你第一次看到魔法宠物吗?”

"Yes... I've never seen someone so smart, some are very stupid!"

Wu Ming just spoke up, and suddenly thought that he could not be so amateur, so he quickly changed the subject and turned to Azimao's IQ.

When he heard Wu Ming say that his pet was smart, the smile on Gewu's face flashed, and he didn't bother with the previous questions. Seeing Gewu not digging into the bottom of the question, Wu Ming, who had just sat on the sofa, breathed a sigh of relief.

After all, Gege is a wizard, not just a fool who makes a fool like a movie.

As we answered questions and answers to Gegewu, Wu Ming’s nervousness was conceivable. He didn’t want the other party to see that he was just a novice and was the kind of person who was on the shelves.

Everyone needs face, and people need shame and bark. What Wu Ming wants to do most now is to catch a smurf quickly, then go home with his reward, and sort out his thoughts well.

Wu Ming thought about this and couldn't help but look at the Gege Witch who was humming a small song, looking very good.

Under Wu Ming's side-eye observation, the Gege Witch still seemed to have never heard of. It seemed that there were more ordinary people than wizards, at least they were not those wizards with wisdom, and they were no different from unsuspecting ordinary people.

"I'm afraid that the wizard, Gegewu, is the last in the wizarding world, and is also the kind of person who is used to living comfortably. It seems that I will be more careful in the future. I can't expect everyone I meet in the future to be as scheming as Gegewu, especially when I have no strength."

Wu Ming's eyes were thoughtful. He put himself in the perspective of a bounty hunter, thinking about his future problems.

Bounty Hunter and the quest publisher appear to be a mutually beneficial relationship on the surface, as if they are complementary.

But this is not certain. If the strength gap between the two sides is huge, or even to an irreversible point, it is hard to say what will happen at that time.

Only by living in peace can one be aware of danger. Although this is only Wu Ming’s first task, he still inevitably thinks about the future and other possibilities that may happen in the future.

"What are you thinking?" As Wu Ming thought, the princess who had made two cups of tea happened to come and asked Wu Ming, who was a little absent-minded.

Hearing the words of the Gegewu, Wu Ming quickly withdrew his thoughts and told a lie without blinking: "It's nothing, I'm thinking about the Smurfs. What should we do to catch them as much as possible and expand our results."

"Have you thought of a solution?" The witch of the Gangster had already regarded the Smurf as a heart-wrenching illness. When she heard this, she immediately ignored the tea and asked anxiously.

"There's a little bit, but it's not sure yet."

Wu Ming nodded, recalling some clips from the movie, and whispered: "As far as I know, the Smurfs are not big, only the size of an adult's palm. Although this body shape is very easy for them to hide, they cannot disappear by drilling into the cracks of the stone."

"Of course it can't disappear, but what does this have to do with us?"

"It's related. On this mountain, there should be a gathering place for them. As long as we find the gathering place, we can completely capture them in one place, instead of just targeting one or two."

As he asked and answered, the smile on the face of Gege's face gradually bloomed, and he kept muttering four words in one go, and finally whispered with satisfaction: "Buddha, you are indeed professional."
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