Chapter 816 It doesn't matter, teacher, just don't get too wet!
The next afternoon, Wu Huang took Mei Bai and his two girls into Wanfeng Mountain, and the old holy ape opened the way. He took Bubble, a cute guy who was liked by women, and started a picnic in this primitive forest with a primitive style. What made Wu Huang a little disappointed was that if there was only one Bai Yansu, he might be able to play a battle game with her.
Unfortunately, there was Mei Han next to him. Wu Huang was so embarrassed to do such a ridiculous thing. What made Wu Huang helpless was that Mei Han still refused to let him take the last step. Every night, he would drive Wu Huang out of the room...
In fact, a large part of Wu Huang's purpose of bringing Mei Han to Weijie was to cook rice with her and then return to this world. Even if she wanted to, she couldn't lose it. But she never thought that she still didn't want Wu Huang to succeed, which made Wu Huang very angry, and the result of being so popular was Bai Yansu.
Bai Yansu secretly blamed Mei Hanlai. If she was willing to cooperate with Wu Huang, she would not have to work so hard. It would be harder to pay for him alone! But in order not to give Wu Huang an excuse to go to the beautiful maids to bed, she could only endure it.
Bai Yansu believed that as long as Wu Huang stood at the door and shouted, all the maids in the castle were 100% willing to come to serve, and their speed might be very terrifying. It can be believed that Wu Huang is so charming on his own territory!
"Didn't you say you want to be a matchmaker for that city lord You? Why did you give up halfway through the process?" Mei Han asked with a chuckle in the room of the old holy ape.
Wu Huang sat on the old holy ape's head and rolled his eyes silently, "Isn't this a waste of time? In a few days, I guess the senior sisters will move back to the court. We will definitely go back to the imperial capital by then! If we don't take this time to visit here for a few days, wouldn't it be very troublesome to go back and forth!"
"But if you give up like this, aren't you afraid of people talking about you, Lord?" Bai Yansu said.
Wu Huang curled his lips, "He dares! Try him with ten leopard courage!" After pausing, he smiled and said, "Okay, okay, you don't have to worry about me breaking my trust. In fact, I have asked Daigore to do the matter long ago, but I just want to copy the marriage for them anyway! This matter will be held when we come back from the imperial capital. Then we can come back to drink their wedding wine. After the wedding wine, we will return to the world. In this way, the month of vacation will probably be almost over... But you two have run out for so long and will return to the company. You must be busy!"
"It's not just for you, a bad guy, that I did nothing. I threw away everything and left us to do it, but I ran to pick up girls... You said, are you worthy of us? Especially Sister Han..." Bai Yansu said, burning the war on Mei Han.
"What does it have to do with me!" Mei Han looked up at the sky, "Xiaohuang is my little nephew, I volunteered to help him!"
Bai Yansu chuckled. "Yes! Where is the little nephew! Little nephew, tell me, what bad things did you do in your Aunt Xiao Han's room yesterday? Did you secretly use your Aunt Xiao Han's stockings to play with? It's very smooth and enjoyable! Do you want me to turn around and secretly bring you your Aunt Xiao Han's little nephew for you? It's in a T-shaped shape!"
When Wu Huang heard Bai Yansu's fierce words, he knew that she had complaints in her heart. It was probably because she had to be cruel these two days, so Wu Huang, who was sitting on the head of the holy ape, couldn't help but cough. Mei Han looked up at the sky with a look of 'I didn't hear', "The sun is so bright today!"
Bai Yansu: "…"
The holy ape was not slow in this Vital Beginner Forest, but it was very fast. When the sun set, they arrived at the nest where the holy ape once lived.
Wu Huang fell from the head of the holy ape and said with a smile: "Okay! Let's rest here tonight. Camp on the spot and continue tomorrow!"
"Bad guy, didn't you say that there are monsters everywhere in Wanfeng Mountain?" Bai Yansu jumped off the shoulder of the holy ape and asked in confusion: "But we have basically not seen any monsters along the way! What's going on?"
Wu Huang smiled and said, "You don't think about it. This gorilla is not an ordinary person. The aura of the holy beast has scared all the monsters so much that their legs are so soft that they feel sore. How dare you run out to be a monster!"
"Ah! You didn't say it earlier. Let's put away the holy ape if you say it earlier! There are no dangers along the way, what's fun!"
Wu Huang curled his lips, "But with our strength, even if a divine beast appears, it will be safe! Moreover, there is only one divine beast in Wanfeng Mountain. This divine beast still knows me... It's too strong, and it's really not challenging!"
Mei Han chuckled, "Su Su, you are standing and talking without hurting your back!"
Wu Huang nodded and said, "This is a typical example of being cute when you get a cheaper one! If you don't have the strength, who would come to travel in such a place? Do you think those adventurers are really coming to travel here in Wanfeng Mountain, they are here to kill monsters to make a living! Compared to us, do you know that they are fighting for their lives?"
"Why do I think this is a bit like an online game, killing monsters and losing gold coins and equipment!" Bai Yansu chuckled.
Wu Huang laughed and said, "That's true! Although the monsters will not drop gold coins, the monsters have magic cores on them! Moreover, the muscles, bones, and membranes of some magic cores can be used to forge weapons and armor, and these are all gold coins... Compared to these adventurers who are fighting for their lives, I am considered happy!"
"nonsense!"
Wu Huang ignored Bai Yansu's contempt and said to the old sage: "Old guy, go and catch a delicious monster and come back! Add some extra meals tonight! If you want to show off your verbal desires, hurry up and pick up firewood for me! If you are lazy, you won't give me food to eat at night!"
So the holy ape cheered, carried the black stick, restrained the exclusive aura of the holy beast, and rushed towards the depths of the dense forest. Student Bubble looked at Mei Bai and the other women in a pitiful manner. As a result, Mei Bai and the other women pretended that they didn't see it, so they should give it to their pets to do something like picking up firewood!
Wu Huang took out the tent, set it down on the spot, looked at the tent on the ground, and asked, "Why is there only one tent?"
"We are not outsiders, why do we need so many tents? Let's just squeeze in at night! Su Su, what do you think?"
Bai Yansu laughed and said, "Of course there is no problem. Even if you want to fight with me in the field at night, I will always be with you!"
Mei Han stared at Bai Yansu, "Su Su, where is your integrity?"
"As long as you are tossed by that bad guy a few more times, you will throw it away!"
"Ph! The dog's mouth can't spit out ivory!"
After laying down the tent, Wu Huang built a stone and a stove on the spot, set up a large pot, and at the same time set up a barbecue rack. At this time, Bubble had already returned with bubbles wrapped in countless firewood, looking arrogant, as if it was so great.
Wu Huang made the firewood into several pieces with a casual move and threw it into the bottom of the stove, "Su Su, come and blow your mouth and light the fire!"
"Puff!" Mei Han couldn't help laughing. Why did this sound so awkward?
Hearing Mei Han's chuckling, Bai Yan looked at Mei Han with a smile, "Sister Han, why are you laughing at?"
"Nothing! I'm losing my composure! Sorry, you guys keep bragging!"
Wu Huang waved his hand and condensed the water elements into water, throwing it into the pot...
Bai Yansu laughed and said, "It doesn't matter if the master is too much, just don't be too wet!"
"Su Su, you have changed!"
"Yes! It has become more and more liked by that bad guy! Aunt Xiao Han, are you going to sleep in the open at night?"
Wu Huang coughed and said, "This topic is stopped! That's right... Listen, the old ape has started to kill monsters!"
Sure enough, the roar of the old holy ape came from not far away, and the wail of a monster came... Not long after, I heard the heavy footsteps of the old holy ape rumbling and the feeling of the earth shaking.
Wow—
After the old holy ape came back, they threw a huge deer-shaped monster in front of Wu Huang and the other two.
As a result, the two girls were stunned. After a long time, Bai Yansu said, "This... is this sika deer? Can these antlers be regarded as deer antlers?"
Wu Huang curled his lips, "Look at those deer antlers, you can use them as sharp swords to penetrate the armor! He is actually thinking about deer antler..."
Then, without saying a word, he took out the deer-shaped monster and began to dismember the deer-shaped monster...
More than an hour later, the three of them were lying on the grass with their stomachs smearing their stars, while the old holy ape and bubbles were flowing, flipping over the magic venison on the grill and staring at them.
"Wife, why don't we take a shower and go to bed!" After a long time, Wu Huang sat up and said.
Bai Yansu sat up, "Bad guy, is there any place to take a bath here? I can't sleep without taking a bath!"
"You are so precious... Forget it, I'll take you to wash the hot spring!" Wu Huang jumped up, reached out and hugged the two women in his arms, flashed, and rushed towards the depths of the forest.
Not long after, the figures of the three stopped in a valley. Looking at the misty valley, the eyes of the two women shone with light, cheered, broke free from Wu Huang's arms, rushed into the hot springs in the valley... "Bad guy, let us go outside, don't come in!"
Unfortunately, how could Wu Huang be foolishly here! Where is there a half-person figure here except for the monsters?
As a result, after the two women jumped into the hot spring, they found that Wu Huang's figure was already sitting beside them, and their waists were already held in his arms.
"Damn! What speed are you doing?"
"Inhuman speed!" Wu Huang chuckled, "Two beauties, don't even think of running away tonight, just leave me!"
"Master! I have no problem with me. I will follow you no matter what you want!" Bai Yansu said with a smile, while reaching out to make a monster under Wu Huang's body, making Wu Huang's soft thing so angry that he instantly became angry. "But, my sister is a slander! Unless you are a bully!"
"The overlord is tough! I like it the most, hahaha..."
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