278 Shu Zhong’s Marriage (Part 2)

"The feeling is deep, one breath is boring...fuck it!"

"Fatty Jie, don't think that you can put on airs just because you are a big official... drink!"

...On this day, Lingao City was extremely lively. All one hundred and thirty-nine authentic shorthairs gathered together, plus a large number of "new shorthairs" working for them, as well as almost all members of Huajiao Village, as well as those from Sili

Folks and neighbors from all over came to congratulate... There were more than a hundred tables for the main banquet alone, and there were also flowing banquets set up on the roadside, almost turning the whole city into a grand banquet hall.

Master Li tried hard to guide the wedding at the beginning, trying to follow the normal wedding procedures, but those procedures only lasted until the sedan chair entered the door. Once the drinking stage started, no one could stop the atmosphere.

The last time the shorthairs treated guests, it was in the form of a Western buffet. It was fresh and fresh, which always made people feel a bit unsatisfied, and also gave people the illusion that these shorthairs always do things so politely. But this time,

At the wine table, these people revealed their true colors one after another...

At the beginning of the banquet, several short-haired leaders including Li Mingyuan, Tang Jian, Xie Xi and others toasted Master Li and thanked him for his hard work during this period. As a result, the dedicated wedding host was immediately sent to the table.

Went there - that wine is a new product from their short-haired brewery. It is said to be a 52-proof strong-flavor highly distilled liquor that is comparable to Wuliangye. As soon as the bottle of wine was opened, the aroma immediately filled the whole city, attracting people all over the city.

All the old drunkards were salivating.

Shorthair was very generous this time, and drank the best wine as he pleased. Almost all the guests couldn't help but try this wine that smelled particularly fragrant and tasted particularly enjoyable. However, most people couldn't bear its potency, and Shorthair couldn't bear it.

Mao "severely punished" anyone who dared to hold a cup in front of them, such as County Magistrate Cheng, Xu Yuanwai and others who did not drink much, were soon put down like Master Li.

Later, except for some people who drank a lot, such as Shu Zhong's old father-in-law, most of the people from across time were left to fight fiercely at the wine table. Even people like Pang Yu, who rarely drank before, joined in.

——Many people regarded this wedding banquet as a celebration banquet for their victory in the Ming Dynasty's war, so the mood was extremely relaxed and the atmosphere was extremely warm.

Shu Zhong didn't drink much. Some of his close buddies in the exploration team knew that it was not going to be a good day, so they helped him plan everything: he asked Li Zhai's brother-in-law to arrange a few large-volume young men in advance, and they met the toasts of local guests.

Let these young men take action. When encountering people from across the country, they can justifiably use the excuse "Don't ruin their wedding night" as an excuse. Even if they really encounter a troublemaker who wants to trick him, the brothers will step in to block them.

That's it.

We all lived in the Ming Dynasty for more than two years, and more than 100 people formed several small groups. Everyone had a few close buddies. At this time, we saw the advantage of having more brothers.

However, just when these guys were about to send the groom into the bridal chamber with all his beard and tail, they saw two doctors from the medical team, Shi Yisheng and Old Jack, coming together and appearing in front of Shu Zhong at the same time. Everyone was in unison.

Stupid, some people secretly thought that this is to teach the groom a menstrual hygiene class? It seems unnecessary - even if there was a pure boy in the team who followed him to the Ming Dynasty, the sleep talks in the past two years would have made it popular long ago

It has become popular, not to mention that there was a short movie about Zhang Yu...

It's just that the expressions on the faces of the two doctors were quite serious, and they didn't look like they were having a drink or joking:

"Ahem, Xiao Shu, there is something that I should have discussed with you a long time ago, but I was short of time and didn't have time. Fortunately, it's not too late now... What is your wife's exact age?"

Dr. Shi got straight to the point. Shu Zhong's face turned red and he replied nervously:

"After my birthday in February next year... I will be fifteen..."

Not only Shu Zhong, but all the brothers around him also looked embarrassed, but a tough guy is a tough guy - someone immediately helped him shirk the responsibility:

"Is that why Shu Zhong asked for the engagement first? But Pang Yu and Lao Jie insisted on saying something for the overall situation... Our Xiao Shu made sacrifices for the collective!"

"We don't care about political factors."

Dr. Shi still had the same plain expression and a businesslike look:

"But you must also understand that your wife is still too young, so you'd better control some things. Neither Jack nor I are professional gynecologists. If any accident happens, we may not be able to treat her."

Shu Zhong scratched his head in embarrassment and nodded:

"Understood, I have sorted out the study room..."

"NO, NO, NO, dear Shu, we do not require you to become a Puritan. Just be careful not to get your little wife pregnant in the next few years. Therefore, our medical department gives you this as a wedding gift...

…”

Old Jack smiled and spread his palms, and everyone burst into laughter.

——Old Jack indeed had a box of condoms in his hand. They were the international famous brand Durex, which he had confiscated from Shen Yanei.

"Halo, this has expired, can it still be used? Don't let the rubber break due to aging, that would be funny."

"If you want, give me a few more. There are only three in the small box. How long do you plan to use them... Do you want Ashu to reuse them?"

A group of brothers were laughing and making fun of each other nearby, but Dr. Shi nodded seriously:

"Of course we have to reuse it! In the foreseeable future, we will definitely not be able to manufacture similar products. This thing is very precious. Even if it is really damaged, don't throw it away. It can also be transformed into a baby pacifier..."

Everyone was stunned, but Old Jack turned back to look at them and said with a smile:

"Don't be surprised, you may not get such a 'gift' when you get married in the future."

"Hey...I don't want this thing. There is no Family Planning Commission here. I still want to give birth to him ten or eight times in a row...***, I say, if your medical team really wants to take care of things, don't say anything.

Condoms, it’s only proper to get Viagra on the hour!”

In the crowd, someone shouted half-truthfully, half-jokingly, half-seriously. However, these words made Shi Yisheng and Old Jack, who had previously looked normal, change their expressions, and both of them turned red.

Because this sentence hits a sore spot for them - in fact, in recent times, the biggest headache for all groups in this regard, especially the members of the medical team, is not the issue of contraception, but the issue of pregnancy - everyone is here

It has been two years since this era, and normal male-female interactions have not been interrupted during this period. It stands to reason that a baby should have been born in the team long ago. But the reality is: none!

There are many people who are worried about this. As long as they are male animals, they don't care about continuing the family line. Although no one in the team is serious about getting married, no one dares to take this issue lightly.

——Is it the sequelae caused by the original blue light? More than one person has thought this way. But the habit of modern people is: if there is any problem, go to a professional. Although the two doctors on the medical team are not gynecologists, in this case

But I had to catch up and put it on the shelves, so I took the time to study this issue.

Blood tests, examinations, psychological consultation... everything that should be done has been done. The physical examination is normal, and there should be no problem with the psychological concept. But whether it is a modern man and a modern woman, or a modern man and an ancient woman, they are still fine.

Collect. As for the combination of ancient men and modern women, it is impossible to make a judgment because there are no examples, but the women in the team insist that it is the men who are not good and it has nothing to do with them.

In fact, if it weren't for Shu Zhong's wife being too young and the risk of "winning" being too high, the two medical team members would not have given him condoms at all. Instead, they might have gotten him some other drugs - Old Jack was still there

He insists on using scientific methods to solve problems, but Dr. Shi has recently become obsessed with various folk remedies. He has made a lot of various medicines, and he has the attitude of an old military doctor.

"Cough, cough... we will continue to study this aspect."

The two doctors hummed awkwardly, brushed off the topic, and left in a hurry, leaving everyone in a daze - after all, this matter was a hidden worry for every man in the team.

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However, on the big day, it is better not to dwell on this kind of issue all the time. The brothers quickly responded, laughing and joking, reviving the atmosphere. After that, they laughed and pushed the groom into the bridal chamber—

—The issue of whether or not to have children will be considered later. The focus tonight is not on that.

The local custom of making new houses is not very grand, and most locals do not dare to mess around too much with short-haired gentlemen, so those who make new houses are almost all local people. Considering the acceptance level of the young bride, no one is embarrassed to make too much noise.

Fierce. After playing several traditional games such as biting an apple as a couple and pushing eggs with their noses, they dispersed one after another.

However, those troublemakers did not stop there. The small bamboo building designed by Pang Yu was completely elevated, including under the master bedroom. This provided space for some bad-intentioned guys to commit crimes...

Those tough guys in Shuzhong were already very dedicated - that night, they carried bamboo poles and buckets, searched everywhere vigorously, and drove out more than a dozen bored people who were trying to avoid the corner by poking and pouring water from under the house.

Guy. However, this did not stop the real prostitutes - such as Zhang Yu. He actually went to the warehouse to get his mobile phone, turned on the recording function, and quietly stuffed it under the floor grid.

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So in the next few days, there was a conversation that was widely circulated among the time traveling people...

"Pepe, let me teach you a new game."

"Okay, okay, what is it?"

"blow a balloon……"
Chapter completed!