Chapter 154: Stupid vs. Idiot
"Ah!" The butt bitten by the stupid egg made Long Tian completely crazy. The Xuanyuan Sword (well, it should be the Xuanyuan Sword) in his hand suddenly burst out with dazzling golden light, forming a bright golden pillar of light that penetrated into the sky.
"Hmph! Hearing louder than anything? I've never been afraid of anyone!" When I heard Long Tian's roar and the dazzling golden light, Shadan's eyes were full of disdain. I wonder if he roared since he was a child?
"Aowoo!"
A loud howl of wolf instantly over Long Tian's roar echoed in the desolate world. A full moon that seemed to cover half of the sky was hanging in the sky at some point. Before the full moon, a silver giant wolf full of sacred meter was squatting on the ground and quietly looking down at Long Tian.
The full moon in the sky is not dazzling, and the silver light on the giant wolf's body is not dazzling, but the dazzling golden light shrouded by the dragon and sky looks extremely small under the full moon. This is completely a comparison between the firefly and the bright moon. At least everyone present has this idea.
"This funny guy!" Shadan looked at the dazzling golden light in front of him and said to himself. It was a little hesitant whether to fight with this idiot. It felt that even if he defeated this idiot, it would not have any sense of accomplishment because the enemy was so stupid! Fortunately, he hung a moon on the sky. If it hung a sun on the sky, the idiot would spontaneously burn without him taking action!
Of course, these stupid animals are just thinking about it. As a divine beast that grew up from fighting with a young age, Doutian (howled randomly), Doudi (drawing pits), Douda (beaten to big since childhood), Douniang (this is a natural enemy), Dadan has extremely rich combat experience. As the saying goes, the enemy fool, you must not look at the enemy fool, or you are really stupid, so the stupid animals decisively raised their front paws and slapped at Long Tian, who was still immersed in funny behavior.
The sudden attack of the fool's cat caught Long Tian off guard (Silly cat: Damn! This is all a sudden attack. Didn't it be that I told you before that I wanted to hit you?), and he saw that he was facing the giant claws covering the sky that were falling from the sky, desperately slashing out a golden sword light that was 100 meters long.
The golden sword light with the domineering sword intent quickly collided with the silly claws, and then easily passed through the giant claws and flew higher and higher,,,,,,
"Phantom!" Long Tian exclaimed after the sword light passed through the giant claws of the fool without any resistance. Then he immediately turned around and was on guard, and then he saw a covered wolf claw that had arrived in front of him.
So, after the "accident" of the attack on the face and buttocks of our Xuanyuan Sword Lord, we encountered another accident. The silly ball's huge claws pressed Long Tian tightly on the ground, and then kept rubbing it on the ground, which made us arrogant and arrogant, thinking that the whole world, whether it was mine or not, was my Xuanyuan Sword Lord, and was confused!
"ah!"
With Long Tian's heart-wrenching roar, a sharp and domineering sword energy beam suddenly rose up and rushed into the sky. The sword energy easily penetrated the claws of the fool before allowing Long Tian to break free.
"It's a phantom again!" Long Tian shouted at the stupid egg who was smiling at him not far away.
"You know all this!" Shadan looked surprised.
"Die!" Long Tian's incomplete face was about to be twisted together. The blood on his face seemed to be running out for no money. He held the sword in both hands and waved a sword energy of nearly a thousand meters, as if he was about to split the world in half.
Long Tian didn't expect that he had never encountered such humiliation before becoming the Lord of Xuanyuan Sword. But he encountered it when he became the Lord of Xuanyuan Sword. He was actually publicly mocked by a wolf in public. No! This is obviously a dead dog! A dead dog! (Dangba: Congratulations, you are honored to be bitten by the dog. Oh, by the way, you were also stepped on by the dog!)
"Good Sword" did not dodge but praised the shocking sword energy that came towards him.
"But it's useless!" Long Tian knew it was broken when he saw the sword energy passing through Long Tian without any obstacles. Before he could be alert, he heard the roar of the stupid eggs sounding above his head. As soon as he looked up, he saw a giant claw falling from the sky and already came to him.
Rub and rub, rub and rub, the stupid egg seemed to transform into a qualified bath scrubber and was enthusiastic about performing Long Tian's whole body plastic surgery.
Long Tian: "Ah!" A golden sword energy beam rose again.
Long Tian: "Ah! Death" a sword energy slashed out.
Long Tian: "It's a phantom again!"
Stupid: I rub it again. Well, why do I use it again? Oh, the enemy is so stupid! I rub it again!
After three silly reincarnations, Long Tian seemed a little weak, and he saw him arching his waist and panting heavily while leaning on the Xuanyuan Sword. The eyes of his eyes looking at Shadan were a little confused in addition to the unforgettable hatred. Sure enough, the child was stunned!
Although Long Tian no longer felt as if he was awesome when he appeared, although his charm value dropped sharply, his gravity value did not drop but rose instead. Everyone's eyes couldn't help but stayed in his face that was missing and his little butt that was also missing because his pants were rubbed!
Of course, the stupid egg will not admit that it has such a purpose for rubbing Longtian. However, Longtian completely showed his face today, and both the top and bottom are revealed. Today is a great day!
It was obvious that Long Tian was really tired and didn't feel the chill behind him. Of course, there was a possibility that he had already broken the jar and left nothing to care about it!
"You!" Long Tian, who was gasping for breath, suddenly felt a darkness on his head and couldn't help but jump in his heart. When he looked up, he didn't see the expected claws but a huge tail that was shaking.
"It's true!" Shadan tried it and found that he really didn't feel anything to Long Tian, so he looked at Deadpool and thought, you are indeed my only one!
Deadpool, who was facing a group of Long Tian and his companions, suddenly shivered, as if something very bad happened. He turned his eyes to Shidan and then saw Shidan looking at him affectionately.
"ohno!" Shadan roared wildly in her heart.
On the other side, he looked at the shaking big tail Longtian, and was a little confused and entangled. When the fool ran over him with one of his hind paws, he felt an inexplicable relief, as if he should have done so!
Congratulations, you are stupid. You have not only destroyed the enemy physically but also conquered the enemy spiritually!
Stupid: Congratulations! Did you beat an idiot to stupid?
There were two "idlers" present at this time, one was Yunfeng. He was now watching Deadpool fight against a group of Chinese monks holding a bucket of popcorn in his hands, and the other was Hanba. The little loli Hanba's performance was even more bizarre at this time. She was squatting in a corner of the wall, silently drawing circles with a depressed look on her face.
Many people know that drought will not leave China for some reason, and no one knows the reason except a very small number of people.
No one could have thought that the reason why Hanba would not leave China was because she was the sword protector of Xuanyuan Sword. Her main job was to be responsible for the maintenance and security of Xuanyuan Sword during her sleep, and to take care of each generation of Xuanyuan Sword Master.
This generation of Xuanyuan Sword Masters, like the previous Xuanyuan Sword Masters, was chosen independently by Xuanyuan Sword Masters. Long Tian was just an ordinary college student before, neither a rich second generation nor an ordinary person. Although his personality is a bit arrogant, he is also considered kind.
After choosing the master of Xuanyuan Sword, Hanba followed Long Tian for a few days and failed to find any reason for Xuanyuan Sword to choose. He was patriotic but not angry. He was a little loyal but could not be said to be a bit arrogant but just a little bit smart,,,,,
Although he did not think that Long Tian could become a qualified Xuanyuan Sword Master, Hanba did not object, and of course it was useless for her to object.
Originally, according to the most classic plot, Long Tian should have thrived in the irony and disdain of Hanba, and finally completed several shocking events (such as saving a country, saving the world, or saving the world again), and finally received Hanba's recognition as the master of Xuanyuan Sword that has been famous for the eternal period.
But the real plot is that after Long Tian got the power of the Xuanyuan Sword, he was immersed in the pretentious acts that he could not stop. When he got the power belonging to the Xuanyuan Sword Lord, he even had a super evolution, openly claiming that the whole world belongs to him, and he will not accept it and beat you to the point of obeying you!
After that, Long Tian turned his evil eyes to Hanba. One day, Long Tian told Hanba that he lacked a warm bed girl, so he asked Hanba to warm him that night!
When the Hanba heard this, he exploded immediately. Who is her Hanba? She dared to do anything without saying that she looks like a loli-like form. Long Tian asked her to warm the bed and don’t worry about roasting herself?
So Hanba fought with Long Tian and ran to the Middle East, and then Long Tian chased after him, Yunfeng and the others came, and then Long Tian knelt down!
The reason why Hanba draws circles is not to curse Long Tian. In fact, she has not taken Long Tian seriously from the beginning. She cursed it as Xuanyuan Sword. She felt that the sword spirit of Xuanyuan Sword had been sleeping for a long time and was stunned. She actually chose an idiot to be the Lord of Xuanyuan Sword. Now, the honors of Xuanyuan Sword Master for thousands of years have been lost by this guy.
It seemed that he felt embarrassed, Xuanyuan Sword suddenly shook away Long Tian, who was being ravaged, and followed him, a figure in a dragon robe walked out of Long Tian's body and threw it into Xuanyuan Sword's body.
"Hmph, you will suffer!" Hanba said dissatisfiedly. This should be the first time that Xuanyuan Sword abandoned his master. Whether it was the reputation of Xuanyuan Sword or Xuanyuan Sword, it would definitely be a huge blow!
"This sword ran away?" After Shadan saw the figure sank into Xuanyuan Sword, Xuanyuan Sword turned into a golden light and fled in one direction. After it came to its senses, it found that Long Tian under his feet had rubbed him to death and could not die any more.
"Run?" A mocking smile appeared on the corner of Yun Feng's mouth. He reached out and grabbed a golden sword into the void and appeared in Yun Feng's hand. It was the Xuanyuan Sword that ran away just now.
Chapter completed!