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Chapter 7 Dating (2)

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To be honest, Ivan hasn't really "eat" in the true sense for a long time. He even believed that the biggest function of a person with a mouth should be to speak, not to eat.

Of course, this standard is definitely unpopular. As people on earth, we all know that the most important function of the mouth should be... you understand.

Perhaps because he hadn't opened his mouth wide for a long time, Ivan was a little embarrassed when he saw a large piece of thick thing called a "burger" in front of him, but he soon got inspired by the young man sitting next to him - turning it into three parts to eat.

However, he was still not used to using his hands, which felt too much like a barbarian, just as Ivan didn't like to say the title "wife". He silently took out a dagger from the space, patiently cut the chicken pieces with butter and lettuce with the butter into his mouth piece by piece.

Hua Tingting was a little stunned. This was the first time he saw someone eating KFC by eating Western food. However, after thinking about it carefully, KFC is strictly a kind of Western food, and it is not rude. However, in the eyes of those who are interested, this is really a bad way to pretend.

However, as the saying goes, the lover has a good impression of Xi Shi. After having a first impression, Hua Tingting didn't care about these details. In fact, even she herself was not embarrassed to eat hamburgers in public.

"You can tell that your knife skills are good. You cut the chicken nuggets into chicken and corn." The two of them talked a few words about what to eat when ordering, and then they remained silent. Hua Tingting wanted to make a joke to open up the atmosphere.

Ivan first swallowed the flesh in his mouth, then put down the dagger, and carefully pondered the sentence. After about 10 seconds, he realized that this should be a joke, so he smiled.

"What are you laughing at?" People will drink water when they are nervous. Facing the silent Ivan, Hua Tingting can only spend a long time by drinking Coke. In a face-to-face conversation, it can usually be seen as an end without a response for 2 seconds. But there is always a type of people in the world. At a specific time, the signal will be slightly slower than that of ordinary people.

"The joke about the chicken and corn you said is very interesting." Yifan said it very interesting, but his face remained reserved.

"Push..." Hua Tingting, holding the straw in her mouth, couldn't help but squirt out in one breath. The full tube of Coke instantly sprayed out at a speed of nearly 100 meters, with Yifan's neck as the core and a radius of 30 cm. If the gravity of the earth is considered, the overall coordinates can also be adjusted appropriately for a distance. The specific coordinates depend on the initial speed of Coke. Children's shoes who have learned the physics of the first year of high school...

Back to the point, Hua Tingting squirted out Coke. Hua Tingting, who realized that she had made a mistake, quickly picked up the tissue on the table and prepared to hand it to Yifan to wipe it. At the same time, she apologized repeatedly: "I'm sorry, I'm so embarrassed, I couldn't help it..."

"It's okay," Ivan comforted, "You're not aiming accurately enough if you didn't squirt me."

Hua Tingting looked carefully and found that Ivan's face, neck, and T-shirt were clean, and there was no sign of wet, but she could clearly see clearly that Coke shot straight at Ivan, how could there be nothing wrong with it?

Coke did not hit Ivan, but it accurately hit Ivan's barrier. Then in the next moment, these Cokes appeared more than ten centimeters behind Ivan, and hit the ground with the same speed at the same time, just as Ivan was never there, to be precise, just like the space where Ivan was not there.

An accident opened up the topic at the right time. In fact, Ivan began to realize that talking while eating might be a habit in this world, and he quickly adapted to this habit.

"What do you like most?"

"Reading a Book"

"Well, I can see that I like reading books too. What books do you like to read?"

"I used to be an introduction to space magic, but now I am high school physics..."

Hua Tingting couldn't help but cover her mouth and her shoulders were shaking.

"Do you like to go online?"

"What is online?" This question is also something Ivan is happy to care about, and he has searched this term from many people's consciousness.

"A lie, are you a programmer and don't know how to access the Internet?" Hua Tingting seized the loophole and fought back.

"I said that I was hit by a head a few days ago and I can't remember many things." Ivan explained patiently.

"Then do you still remember who you are?" Hua Tingting continued to ask.

"Remember, my name is Ivan."

"It seems you have traveled through time," the topic aroused Hua Tingting's interest, so she continued to ask, "It's still a foreign name, so where did you come from? Why can you speak Chinese?"

"Time travel? Yes, I'm from a country called Flander, and I just learned Chinese." Ivan quickly understood the accurate meaning of the word Time travel.

"Where is Zhou Feng, do you still remember who Zhou Feng is?" Before buying books and delivering goods to your door, Hua Tingting routinely looked at Zhou Feng's ID card.

"Zhou Feng is the original owner of this body. He may have died, or he may have traveled through time." Ivan was not very clear. Usually, he would throw the expelled soul into another plane at will. As for what they would encounter, it was not what he cared about.

"You lie to the face and remain calm. Have you always been like this?" Hua Tingting herself didn't even notice it. Her tone was a little sour now.

"I never lie casually," Ivan assured, "I promise in my mage's name."

"Haha, are you still a wizard?" Hua Tingting teased, "Do you know if monks don't lie? Do you still eat meat? You still have friends..." Hua Tingting blushed and she didn't continue talking.

During the conversation, the human brain is active and has a clear consciousness, which is very suitable for understanding new concepts. Ivan thought a little and understood that the "master" in Hua Tingting's words refers to a monk, a religious person similar to a monk, so he denied, "I am not a monk like a monk, I am..."

Ivan thought about it carefully. The language of this world cannot express his concept of "magic" very accurately. He was unwilling to use a word to describe his proud identity, so he shook his head, "Forget it, I can't say it."

Hua Tingting proudly compared the V character with her index finger and middle finger to declare her "victory".

"Is Newton a person's name?"

"What?" Hua Tingting didn't hear it clearly.

"That's right. Today I read a book called high school physics. There are three very amazing rules, namely Newton's first, second, and third laws. I want to ask if Newton is the name of a person."

Looking at Ivan's serious appearance, Hua Tingting was a little funny, but since he was willing to play this game, he didn't object to playing with him.

"Yes, Newton is one of the most famous scientists in our world."

"What do scientists do?"

"Scientists are..." Hua Tingting thought about this seemingly easy-to-answer question carefully, but couldn't answer it, so she copied Ivan's answer, "I can't say it well."

“What is high school?”

"A high school, that is, a high school."

“Where is the university?”

“Master School.”

“Where is the master’s degree?”

"So many scientists?"

"Einstein, Mendelev, Hawking...what do they do?"

"Relativity, periodic table, black hole..."

"Explain it"

"Not right"

When Hua Tingting was in high school, she hated science the most, especially physics and chemistry. In high school, she once believed that if Newton was missing in the world, the average life expectancy of human beings could be increased by another two years based on the current level, and the happiness index rose by 20%. If Einstein was missing, then this number could be quadrupled.

However, at that time, she probably couldn't imagine that one day she would have a day to chat with a man she had just met less than a day and was so happy to talk about science, and she was so fucked and showed off every physical common sense she knew. Even if many of the content was wrong, it didn't matter, and Ivan couldn't see it for the time being.

Just when the two came out of KFC, Hua Tingting was still trying to explain to Yifan that there are many black holes in the universe. I heard that if people accidentally fall into it, they will travel to another universe...

Ivan firmly opposed this statement. He said that he had experienced countless plane teleportation, but had never seen the so-called "black hole", which made Hua Tingting a little angry, "a guy without scientific common sense." She commented on him like this.

However, Ivan still doesn't understand what science is. In this world, it seems that everyone has this concept in their minds, just as everyone has the Sun God in their minds in the plane where he was born.

"Go to watch science fiction movies and water your barren brain with scientific fertilizers, so that it can take root and sprout and grow vigorously..." Hua Tingting raised her hand and gestured to Ivan's head.

"Science fiction movie?"

"Well, today is 2012, and I haven't seen this movie in the cinema yet."

"Is there a picture of moving on the piece of cloth?" Ivan's impression of the movie was still stuck in the old beggar's outdoor country movie, but in essence, it's true.

“What is 2012?”

"It's the end of the world"

"The end of the world? That is to say, the world is destroyed?"

"Yeah, that's right."

"How do you know?"

"You just ask the right person. The ancient Mayans had a prophecy, and all the prophecies before were very accurate..." On the way to the cinema, Hua Tingting volunteered to popularize common sense for Ivan.

"What a great prophet." After listening to the story, Ivan exclaimed sincerely, but what followed was worry and regret. Such a gorgeous world was only less than a year. "Didn't you think of anything?"

"What's the solution?" Hua Tingting asked with a smile.

"For example, plane teleportation or something."

"It's a pity that we don't have a mage here."

"It's really a pity."

"Aren't you a mage? Can you take me away then?" Hua Tingting pretended to be pitiful.

"I'm afraid not, the plane teleportation requirements are very strict..."

"Stingy..." Hua Tingting stomped her feet and cursed with a smile.

"Why don't you care at all..."

"What do you think?"

Ivan used consciousness detection and suddenly realized, "It turned out that they were all fake."

"You pretend to be so similar, you can be an Oscar winner."

“What is an Oscar?”

"The Last Question" stood at the entrance of the cinema, Ivan looked at the large poster with a science fiction masterpiece written in large black characters, 2012.

"Say" Hua Tingting shook two movie tickets that she had just bought. Ivan paid the account just now, so Hua Tingting bought the movie tickets that she had just bought.

“What is science fiction?”

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