Chapter 2 python bullshit
Chapter 2: Python and Ox (This chapter is free)
The rising sun rose and a new day began. Although Yi Chu, who walked out of the old house, had not completely disappeared, there was a hint of peace on his face.
"Dad, mom, don't worry, I will definitely live well, get married and have children, and live a life of steadfastness."
Facing the bright red sun, Yi Chu seemed to be talking to himself, and also to comfort his parents in the distant sky. However, although he spoke confidently, there seemed to be a hint of sourness in his mouth.
Yi Chu said this and did it. He found a big broom that was about to fall apart and thoroughly cleaned the dusty house and courtyard. Looking at the house that was revitalized, Yi Chu felt much better.
"Dad, mom, now I will take back the property that belongs to our family. Don't worry, I won't fight with my cousin." As Yi Chu spoke, he showed great confidence in the corner of his mouth. He reached out and held the black gourd on the table in his hand, and walked straight towards the east of the village.
"Hello, Second Aunt!" "Hello, Third Uncle."
It seemed that the sunshine of the past was suddenly restored. Yi Chu kept greeting the familiar villagers all the way. Some villagers who were familiar with him also enthusiastically invited him to have dinner at his home. The simple villagers would only express their kindness in this way.
However, as Yi Chu got closer to his cousin Yi Daban's home, the expressions of those who greeted him became a little unnatural, and the atmosphere became strange as Yi Chu kept moving.
Yi Daban, Yi Chu's cousin, can be regarded as the richest person in the entire Yijia Village. Being rich will naturally have power, and being powerful will have energy. Therefore, Yi Daban is the dominant of Yijia Village. Although it is not a big bully for men and women, no one dares to mess with the entire Yijia Village, let alone his wife is also known as a big worm in the village.
Yi Dahan occupied the land of Yi Chu family, and the whole village dared not say anything, nor could he say anything. At that time, they all thought Yi Chu was dead. Although Yi Dahan was forcibly occupied, it was reasonable. Unexpectedly, Yi Chu came back alive. Can Yi Chu get back that property? Yi Dahan has always only taken advantage of it and not suffered any loss.
He would never spit out the meat he swallowed into his stomach again. This is the consensus among the whole village on this matter.
"Oh, isn't this Chu Wazi? I heard that you have returned from the army and your uncle is about to see you." Yi Dahan looked at Yi Chu, and his face was full of flesh and smiled into a fat cockscomb.
Yi Dahan had already made plans when Yi Chu returned to the village. The reason why he didn't go out today was to wait for Yi Chu to go to the fertile land? There is no way!
"Uncle, I have been in the army for the past three years, and my family's affairs are fortunate. My parents are buried. My cousin is also responsible for it, which makes you worry!" Yi Chuqing expressed his gratitude sincerely and bowed to Yi Dachang.
In fact, when Yi Chu's parents passed away, what worried Yi Dahan the most was the items that Yi Chu could use in his family. He quickly took them and put them home. The others were no different from those of the villagers. He heard Yi Chu thank him, and he accepted them calmly. A bunch of tired expressions appeared on his face and said, "Hey, Chu Wazi, my family doesn't speak the words of two families. Why are you doing so? Your father is my cousin, who will take care of me if I don't take care of? Come on, come on and talk to the house."
As Yi Chu entered the house, Yi Daban's wife also walked out. The woman was also somewhat beautiful, but her two thin lips didn't look like a good person no matter how she looked.
After she glanced at Yi Chu coldly, she barely squeezed a dry smile on her slightly fat face and said, "Chu Wazi, you are back. If it weren't for your cousin's uncle, no one would know how long your parents had been dead."
"Well, my parents can be buried in peace, thanks to my uncle and aunt's hard work. I came here this time to express my gratitude to the two elders." Yi Chu had a gentle smile on his face, definitely not like someone who came to ask for his family property.
Yi Dahan looked at Yi Chu's appearance and felt more confident. He said to Yi Chu intimately: "Chu Wazi, come and sit here. I will tell you about your property today."
"Uncle, you are so disgusting. I just came back. Why do you think you are doing this? Don't worry. I just want to come over and chat with you." While Yi Chu was talking, he sat on the chair that Yi Dahuan gave him.
"Click", before Yi Chu sat firmly, the chair crackled and his legs broke. He threw Yi Chu, who was not prepared at all, to the ground.
"Oh, this chair is really not strong. Come on, Chu Wazi sits here." Yi Daban was shocked, and then smiled and quickly changed into a chair.
"It's okay, it's okay, cousin, you sit down too." Yi Chu sat down at the chair again as he spoke.
"Crack!" Another crisp sound. The solid wood chair that had supported Yida baking for less than 200 kilograms was broken again.
After sitting on two chairs in a row, Yi Chu showed awkward expression on his face, and scratched his head embarrassedly and said, "Oh, uncle, you see, I'm just happy. I've practiced martial arts in the army. This ordinary chair is no longer suitable for me, it's all my fault."
Although Yi Daban is a villager, as a bully, he always has to be a little wise. His face changed. Looking at the two broken chairs, although he felt angry, he did not get angry on the spot.
"Hehe, I'll sit on two chairs of my uncle who was bad. I think I'll sit on this one."
As Yi Chu spoke, he walked to the stone mill used by Yidahan's family to grind rice, lifted the graphite plate weighing more than 200 kilograms and sat down casually.
Of course, Yi Daban knew that it was something that was difficult for mules and horses to pull it up. Now Yi Chu was holding a chicken in his hand. How much effort would it take? If I dare to stay at his land, this guy would start to get angry and beat me up, it would be impossible to remove it. Oh, that is more than twenty acres of good land, it hurts so much. If you go back, you will feel really uncomfortable.
As his brain turned, Yi Daban forced a smile and said, "Chu Wazi, you are not in vain to join the army. According to your current strength, no one in our village can match it."
"Uncle Cousin is joking. What's this stupid force? On the battlefield, it's a real sword fight. All the people cut their heads. Don't even have their lives on the belt. You can't do it. Don't be afraid to tell my cousin that in the past three years, the head I cut down has at least this number." After saying that, Yi Chu shook his fingers at Yi Dahuan mysteriously.
Looking at Yi Chu's shaking fingers with a smile on his face, Yi Dahuan asked tremblingly: "Chu Wazi, have you killed someone?"
"One? Uncle is too underestimating me, right? I'll give you another chance, please guess?" Yi Chu continued to shake his fingers and said with a smile.
Not one, this guy actually killed someone. At this time, Yi Dahan looked at Yi Chu's pretty face and suddenly felt that what he was facing was the green-faced and fanged bandit in the mouth of the storyteller in the village.
"Chu Wazi, you won't really kill ten people, are you?" Yi Dahuan, who fell on the chair, felt as if his strength had been pulled away.
"One hundred, cousin, I have killed at least one hundred people in the past three years, otherwise I will not be able to come back. On the battlefield, if I don't kill you, you will kill me, who cares so much? Then killing people is like killing a little chicken. As long as you stroke hard on your neck, everything will be solved." As Yi Chu spoke, his fingers gestured against Yi Dahuan's neck.
Although it was just a finger, this stroke scared Yi Dahuan's white hair sweat out! It seemed as if Yi Chu was really holding a pig-killing knife in front of him.
"Uncle, to be honest, I really don't want to come back. I'm addicted to killing people. It's so delicious and it's not easy to quit. When I came back, our major general said I shouldn't go back. I said no, I still have to go home. My parents are waiting for me at home. Hi, after leaving the military camp, I don't know when it will be." Speaking of this, Yi Chu licked his mouth with a pity, as if he felt very unsatisfied because no one killed him.
"Chu Wa, this is not good for killing people, you should live a good life." Yi Daban felt his body trembling for no reason, as if Yi Chu's next target to kill was him.
Looking at Yi Daban's reaction, a faint smile appeared on the corner of Yi Chu's mouth. He knew that this cousin who was strong outside and fucked was already scared. However, if he wanted to completely collapse, he still needed to add another fire.
"Don't worry about me, cousin. My major general is so capable. Even if I really kill someone and find him, he can keep me safe. Hehe, I just think it's him to joke. Since I'm back, I'll live a peaceful life. Do you think it's cousin?"
"That's it, Chu Wazi, you can live a good life when you come back, and fight and kill? Forget it. When you come to your uncle today, we will have a good meal. Although your parents are gone, you still have your uncle, orchid, hurry up and kill a chicken, order the dishes, Chu Wazi and I have a good drink."
The big worm, who didn't know what was going on, looked at the two people who were chatting and laughing, thought that their man had settled the land, and was also very happy at the moment. Although she was a little reluctant to kill the chickens at home, she could still weigh the importance of which. She agreed readily at the moment.
There was a rooster crow in the yard, and the big rooster that Yi Dahun had raised for several years died in the underworld. No one would care about the death of this chicken. Yi Chu, who was talking about killing the enemy in the army, did not notice at all. At the moment when the big rooster was slaughtered, a black light quickly flew into the dark gourd on Yi Chu's waist like a hurricane lightning.
Although the wine from the farmer is inferior, it is very energetic. After a lot of wine and meals, Yi Chu took Yi Dahan's hand and said, "Uncle, you are so nice to my family. With your care of everything, my father can rest in peace even if he is in the dark."
Yi Dahan, who was drunk, pulled Yi Chu and said, "Chuwa, your father is gone, and your uncle is still there. If you have any problems, come and find uncle. As long as I can do it, I will do it for you."
After a meal of wine, the two of them were already slightly drunk. They talked for a long time before letting go.
The villagers who passed by Yi Daban's doorstep, looked at the scene and couldn't help but feel deeply moved: In this world, people are really not responsible for themselves, and they are punished by heaven and earth. How can there be any family affection in front of interests? Not to mention Yi Daban, who is unreasonable and wants to take up three points!
No matter how sad you are, sympathy is sympathy, but if they were asked to argue with Yi Dahan for Yi Chu, they would not do that even if they were beaten to death. For honest farmers, protecting themselves is undoubtedly the best choice.
In fact, Yi Daban felt as uncomfortable as a cat's scratch at this time. Not only did he return all the 20 acres of fertile land from Yi Chu's family, but he also brought Yi Chu the harvest for half a year.
The reason why it was half a year was because Yi Chu slapped the table and was anxious. If he followed his ideas, it would be a year.
"Old man, you are so amazing. You will get rid of that kid with a chicken. At this moment, the twenty acres of land belong to ours." The big worm looked at his man as if he was flatteringly and said with joy.
After hearing his wife's words, Yi Dahuan's face looked even more ugly. He angrily said to the big worm impatiently: "What kind of chicken has changed to twenty acres of land? Let me tell you a stinky girl. From today on, I can never talk about the twenty acres of land again! That's not our family!"
After saying that, he squatted on the ground with his head in his arms. The big female insect never expected that such a result would be. She held two chairs with broken legs and murmured: "Why did this ghost grandson Yi Chu come back alive?"
After taking back his own property and simply packing the house, Yi Chu sat cross-legged on the bed and started practicing. Today, his performance at Yi Dahan's house was all based on his internal strength in the army.
Although he has returned home and no longer kills blood from the knife, Yi Chu still has not relaxed in his cultivation. Years of experience in killing tells him that everything in this world is fake, and only strength is the most important.
Back then, if he had super strength, how could the officials from the county force force him to join the army? If he didn't join the army, his parents would not die of depression, and he would not become a lonely orphan!
Become stronger, I will become stronger! My destiny is dominated by me!
Python Niu Qi, one of the three most basic methods for training Qi in the army, and the great ability of Vajra, Hunyuan Yiqi Jin is known as the most practiced martial arts in the mainland. The reason for this title is that almost all the troops of various countries on the mainland use these three internal energy to train their troops.
The reason why Yi Chu chose the python ox spirit was because the veterans who brought him would have the python ox spirit. As the magic tricks were running, streams of white gas slowly spit out from Yi Chu's mouth. The gas was milky white, and it slowly retracted back into Yi Chu's body if it was more than half a foot away from the body.
Just as he swallowed and vomited, a low voice like a roar came from Yi Chu's chest and abdomen.
Chapter completed!