Chapter 642 The big boss in women's clothing appears?
"You want to enter the imperial palace?" Yan Chao looked at Jiang Xiaobai blankly, his face full of shock.
"Yes!" Jiang Xiaobai nodded.
"No, you're fine, why do you want to enter the imperial palace?" Yan Chao said, his tone as if he was persuading a lost lamb.
"Wait, what are your expressions and tone? What do you think I entered the imperial palace for?"
"Normal, men can only do one thing when entering the imperial palace, that is, to be eunuchs!" Yan Chao said very seriously.
"Get out, get as far as I can!" Jiang Xiaobai kicked Yan Chao away.
After Yan Chao was kicked away a few meters, he came back and asked with a smile: "Didn't you want to be a eunuch?"
"Believe it or not, I'll castrate you?" Jiang Xiaobai glanced at Yan Chao.
"Uh, do you think I should believe it or not?" Yan Chao said a little embarrassedly. If I say it, what should you do if you really come? If you say it doesn't believe it, you will definitely use your actions to make me believe it.
"I think you should believe it."
"Then believe it, but can you ignore this topic? What exactly do you want to enter the imperial palace?"
"Go to see Yue Chuqing. She is my sister. You should believe this too." Jiang Xiaobai looked at Yan Chao and said.
"Yeah, I believe it!" Yan Chao nodded, it would be strange if I believe it.
Jiang Xiaobai knew what the other person meant by looking at the other person's expression, but he didn't care: "It doesn't matter if you don't believe it, just let me contact Yue Chuqing."
"This is probably impossible. The Empress is in the bedroom and has been practicing all the time. Only the palace maids can enter the Queen's bedroom. No man can enter, and no eunuchs can do it."
"Damn, what's the use of that eunuch?" Jiang Xiaobai said. Since eunuchs are not good, what's the use of eunuchs? Eunuchs are originally used to serve the empress.
Wait, if you are serving the empress, why do you need eunuchs? As the empress, of course you have to keep a male favorite? Cough cough, if I think so, will Yue Chuqing be beaten to death?
That, my sister, I am talking about other empresses, and I am definitely not talking about you.
Will you come to beat me if you don't change?
No, Qianbuhuan is not a woman, what kind of male favor she wants to raise? She is a female favor she adopts. Thinking about Qianbuhuan is now an empress, you can imagine how much her bedroom will be. The picture is exciting to think about, so don’t think about it anymore.
"There was a male Emperor Wu in the past. In fact, this eunuch is meaningless. It's just a false idea. Anyway, the eunuch can become a man again." Yan Chao explained casually.
“…”
Jiang Xiaobai was silent. Thinking about it, this is true. This person in the world has a way to be reborn with broken limbs. After all, one leg is considered a broken limb.
"Can I pretend to be a woman and go in?" Jiang Xiaobai asked.
"Pretended to be a woman?" Yan Chao was stunned, but he didn't expect Jiang Xiaobai to think of this solution.
"What's wrong? Do you doubt my women's clothing? Let me tell you, I have also been a big shot in women's clothing. I can be charming and charming." Jiang Xiaobai said proudly, "Why, I think this is embarrassing, hahaha, what's so shameful about it? It's all a kind of beauty. As long as you dress up, don't disgust people, that's not possible.
"Although it's hard for me to believe this, I believe it, but even so, you can't use this method to get in and you will die." Yan Chao said seriously.
"What?"
"It will die. I said you will die if you do this. Do you know that any man who enters the Empress's bedroom will either be beaten to death or be crippled. Which one do you choose?" Yan Chao looked at Jiang Xiaobai and said lightly.
Are you afraid or not? You must be afraid!
"What?" Jiang Xiaobai asked again.
"I mean, do you want to be beaten to death or be beaten to pieces."
"Of course I don't want it, but I think it's certain that you're beaten. Yue Chuqing will definitely hit me..." Jiang Xiaobai felt helpless. Although it was not blamed for him, with Yue Chuqing's personality, would he care about the right or wrong of this matter? I only know that you have been missing for more than a hundred years, and then I didn't come to find her at the first time.
Forget it, just get beaten to hold your thighs.
"The Empress has no time. She is the left and right guards around the Empress. They are usually the ones who take action. This is an announced rule. If you want to offend this rule, you must be prepared to pay the price." Yan Chao said, feeling very much about this, but he misunderstood Jiang Xiaobai's meaning.
Forget it, misunderstandings are misunderstandings, and this explanation cannot be explained clearly, and there is no need to explain it.
"You just need to let me enter the imperial palace, I will find a way." Jiang Xiaobai said. If it doesn't work, let A Chou go over and use A Chou's appearance to pretend to be cute, so that all women will love her like crazy, so there is no need to worry at all.
When he heard that the male animals in the bedroom stopped, he had already thought of using Ah Chou to confuse the enemy. As for the fact that he wanted to become a big shot in women's clothing, it was just a casual statement. After all, big shots in women's clothing should be used on the highlights, so how could it appear easily?
"There is no problem entering the imperial palace. Today my drawings are used in the imperial palace. Now I believe that Mr. Qu will definitely use mine. No, it is your drawings." Yan Chao nodded. He thought it was easy to do this and could agree with confidence.
conspiracy?
In this world, what's the use of conspiracy? Even if you get close to the Empress, can you assassinate it without strength? If you have strength, there is no need for conspiracy.
"Okay, then I'll make up for it. I'll visit your house." Jiang Xiaobai nodded and said.
"Yeah!" Yan Chao nodded. As long as you can come, it would be fine if I asked me to carry a sedan chair to greet you. If you like to say big boss, you will be big boss.
So Yan Chao took Jiang Xiaobai to his home, and along the way, he was looking for opportunities to talk to A Chou, but A Chou made him very embarrassed. It was not that A Chou didn't talk to him, but what A Chou said was not what he wanted to hear.
If Ah Chou had no connection with Jiang Xiaobai, she would be a little girl, and she would not know the mechanism.
Yan Chao felt that Ah Chou was deliberately lying to him, how could he not? She drew such a powerful drawing of mechanism just now, how could she not? This must be teasing me!!
A few days later, Jiang Xiaobai successfully entered the imperial palace, but it was just outside. Not to mention the bedroom, he couldn't even enter the palace that was slightly more inside.
Because Yan Chao's ability can only be here. The area he is responsible for maintaining is just like this, and after the drawing was taken away by Mr. Qu, he did not reply, which is also a strange thing.
However, Jiang Xiaobai didn't care, because he knew that Yue Chuqing had not yet come out of seclusion. Since he had not come out of seclusion, he would not see him even if he went in. And the others did not believe that he was her cheap brother, so he could only wait until he came out of seclusion before talking.
Chapter completed!