Chapter 84 Zhou Xian's Magical Skill - Crow Mouth
The sudden change shocked everyone.
Looking at the cowhide bag that fell beside Zhou Yixian, several people, including Zhou Yixian, were speechless for a long time.
No one expected that after he finished speaking, he was slapped in the face by this thing.
It was as if God could not stand his bragging and cheating, but gave him special retribution.
"This..." Zhou Yixian wanted to say what the hell was going on, but he couldn't finish a single sentence.
As soon as he spit out the word "this", his words came to an abrupt end. The next second...
"Ao!"
A heart-wrenching howl came from his mouth, and the sound was no longer like a human being able to make.
This sudden scream shocked Zhou Xiaohuan and Biyao who were staring at him blankly.
Only Mu Feng seemed to have foreseeed it and watched leisurely.
After a howl like a wild beast, Zhou Yixian reached into her mouth with a trembling hand and pulled something out of her tongue.
After he took out the thing, everyone could see clearly that it turned out to be a fish bone!
Looking at the shriveled cowhide bag lying on the ground, you can clearly see a small hole similar to a pinhole on it.
Everything seems to be able to explain it!
Zhou Yixian had seen this cowhide bag placed by the pond when he came in. At that time, it was still bulging, as if it was full of things.
Now it seems that it is empty, it is an empty cowhide bag filled with air that is blown up by life.
Although I don’t know who brags so hard when he is idle, he actually blows a cowhide bag when he doesn’t have cowhide.
But this is not important. What is important is that some unlucky person threw a fishbone and tied it to the pond placed next to it. It was blown to a bulge and filled with air.
Then, whether it was because of the leak, the cowhide bag flew up by itself or someone deliberately did it, the cowhide bag naturally flew towards his face and made him a fierce look.
However, this is not the most unlucky.
What's even more unlucky is that the strong fragrance he asked before being slapped in the face was not a food at all, but the fragrance of the fish bones tied on the cowhide bag.
Obviously, this fish bone was just eaten by someone.
However, the fish bone actually slapped in the face and accidentally entered his mouth that was opened wide because of surprise.
Just now he was about to speak, but his tongue moved and he was stabbed by a fishbone.
"Old sir, I'm really embarrassed. I'm so tired of you again!" Looking at Zhou Yixian's grinning in pain, Mu Feng said with an apology.
"Uh..." After hearing Mu Feng's words, Zhou Yixian's expression stagnated, and obviously thought of his foolings just now.
He just finished speaking. It was not an exaggeration to encounter such a bizarre and unlucky thing when the people around Mu Feng were implicated by bad luck. In the blink of an eye, he encountered such a bizarre event like a retribution from heaven.
For a moment, Zhou Yixian didn't know how to respond to Mu Feng's words.
Continue your previous words and continue to fool?
However, at this moment, Zhou Yixian also discovered that he seemed to have become a crow's mouth and said whatever he said came true.
If he hadn't known that he was really not a fortune teller and that everything was lying on fooling around, he could not help but wonder if he was a true master of the world.
Even even knowing that he was fooling around, facing these predictions came true, he couldn't help but wonder if he really had the ability to tell fortunes to others, or if he got a crow's mouth, all the curses would come true!
But if you don’t fool me, should you tell Mu Feng that he was just fooling people?
If you say this, you might be beaten to death, right?
Even if he has the cultivation level, he will not be beaten to death, but such a table of good wine and food is probably not going to have a chance to have a good meal?
For a moment, Zhou Yixian felt extremely entangled.
"Or...try again?" Looking at Mu Feng's apologetic expression, Zhou Yixian was thinking in his heart when he saw his little granddaughter blinking his eyes at him with big eyes.
"Oh! My friend, let me tell you, although I saw that your bad luck would affect others, I didn't expect the problem to be so serious. Maybe, in the face of this situation, I am powerless!"
After some measurement, Zhou Yixian had given up on his plan to continue to fool Mu Feng into cheating money, but he was really unable to bear the sham to make him admit directly that he was a liar.
So, he thought of a compromise, pretended to underestimate Mu Feng's situation, and pretended to be powerless.
In this way, no matter what, you can get out of your body safely.
As for whether Mu Feng would be furious after he left, he found out that he was just fooling him? At that time, he had no idea where Yunyou had gone, so what did it have to do with him!
With this attitude, Zhou Yixian wanted to stop by making a few tricks. Although she couldn't get much money, she could make a profit by having a free meal.
Although I have gone through some hardships in this.
However, if he wants to stop, he has to decide whether Mu Feng is willing to give up.
"My old man is saying that the harm of my bad luck is even more serious than you expected before?" Hearing that Zhou Yixian was still exaggerating, Mu Feng naturally would not expose it.
"Ah? Well...yes!" Zhou Yixian was a little vague, obviously not going to talk too much about this matter.
However, he didn't want to say it, and he also wanted to ask Mu Feng whether he agreed or not.
"This... I dare to ask the old man, but there is still a solution? If I can help solve it, I will definitely give you a good reward!"
Upon hearing the heavy reward, Zhou Yixian subconsciously swallowed his saliva. However, thinking of his experience just now, he subconsciously felt guilty and did not dare to take advantage of the price anymore.
So, after several changes on his face, Zhou Yixian finally gritted his teeth and refused.
"Oh! I'll tell you, my friend, this situation is far beyond my expectations. I... I am powerless!"
After saying that, Zhou Yixian looked at Mu Feng and looked unbearable.
In fact, he really couldn't bear it. Such a big boy with money was watching him slip away. For him, it was tantamount to digging out a piece of meat from his heart!
When Mu Feng heard that Zhou Yixian had rejected the benefits, he knew that he was afraid and dared not fool him anymore.
However, this kind of problem of cheating people everywhere will be better to change in the future.
Thinking of this, Mu Feng asked again, "Then... I wonder how much impact and harm my bad luck will have?"
Upon hearing this, Zhou Yixian was in trouble.
Obviously, he was also scared by his crow's mouth, but if he didn't say the reason, he would inevitably make Mu Feng suspicious.
So, after gritting his teeth, thinking of the fish bone just now, Zhou Yixian subconsciously pointed to the plate of braised fish on the table.
"Tell me this! When a person is unlucky, he may encounter any unlucky thing! If he is really unlucky, even if the cooked braised fish will jump up and slap the tail on the face, it will not be impossible!"
As soon as Zhou Yixian finished speaking, his eyes suddenly became frightened.
Because he discovered that in his sight, the braised fish pointed at by him really wanted to survive.
The braised fish stared at a pair of dead fish eyes, and its tail swung up from the plate, and flew towards Zhou Yixian's face.
Before he could do anything, the braised fish had a strong fragrance, which was infinitely placed in Zhou Yixian's eyes.
"Bang!"
"Bang!"
"Bang!"
"Bang!"
The braised fish jumped onto Zhou Yixian's face and slapped it with four tails one after another, which fooled Zhou Yixian at that time!
"Old sir, does this braised fish jumping up and sucking people's four tails mean that it is bad luckier than you said?"
Looking at the confused Zhou Yixian, Mu Feng smiled faintly at the corner of his mouth.
"It seems that the real bad luck is like you, Mr.! I wonder, before this, your old tricks have calculated this disaster for yourself?"
Hearing Mu Feng's words, Zhou Yixian opened her mouth but couldn't spit out a word.
Now, no matter how stupid he is, he can know that all of this is the one who is doing behind Mu Feng’s back!
Thinking of this, he felt a burst of fear when he looked at the young man in front of him.
You know, he has already touched the threshold for practicing the gods and returning to the emptiness. His cultivation is no less than that of the major elders of the Qingyun Sect, and even some of the heads.
Although, for some reason, his cultivation level could not be easily used, but his realm was still there!
However, even with such a state of cultivation, I didn’t realize how the person in front of me did all this.
So, how high should this person’s cultivation be?
Zhou Yixian actually cheated on such a person by committing suicide and was not beaten to death on the spot. He is really lucky!
Chapter completed!