【795】I still want to be a hero(1/2)
In the first class, I was sleeping soundly when I heard the door of our class open. It was obvious that it was pushed open without even a report being shouted.
I was startled. I raised my head and looked at the door.
After seeing our dear Orangutan Zhou, he walked into the class. Then the teacher and classmates all looked at him. He regarded everything around him as nothing.
The more awesome ones come later,
Zhou orangutan walked to his seat behind me with the proud attitude of a victor, reached out and picked up his geography textbook, then went to the back and stood next to the big lobster. No nonsense from the teacher, so conscious,
The whole class was very quiet. After watching Zhou Orangutan finish all these things, the whole class was in an uproar.
The geography teacher stood on the podium very depressed, stared at Zhou Orangutan for two minutes, then shook his head and sighed, "Students, let's continue. Where did we just talk? Oh, yes, the largest desert in the world."
I turned my head and glanced at Zhou Orangutan, only to see that he was very calm, holding a geography book in one hand, and then looked at the teacher on the podium. He followed the teacher's rhythm very cooperatively. Whatever the teacher said, he was always the first one. He talks, and the loudest, and he always asks questions, and the teacher has to give him patient answers. I don’t know what Zhou Orangutan thinks, how he is logical, in short, he has always been so strange. ,
The voice of the teacher's lecture, to me, to be more precise, to us, is really like a lullaby, because it is very simple. I was originally surprised by the behavior of the orangutan, but then I heard the teacher's sentence "The largest desert in the world" , and then suddenly sleepiness swept over me,
I was woken up by someone tapping me on the back,
I got up and looked around confusedly. It turned out to be a self-study class, and then I saw that fluffy face. "What are you doing again?"
"Brother Xiaoliu."
"what."
"Don't sleep. It's already self-study class. You've slept through three classes, and you didn't even move around between classes."
"Where can I sleep?"
Zhou Orangutan touched his head and said, "Brother Xiaoliu, tell me how you can sleep so well."
"What nonsense? Why don't you sleep?"
"You sleep during the day and sleep at night, you are really good at it."
I took a deep breath, "We don't go to bed until 11 or 12 o'clock at night, get up at around 5 o'clock in the morning, and don't sleep at noon. We only sleep for a few hours that day, so any amount of sleep is normal."
"Oh, that's what happened. It turns out that the problem that has been bothering me for so long can be solved so easily."
"Uh-huh."
Zhou Orangutan looked at me and said, "Brother Xiaoliu, it feels so good to be a hero."
"Well, okay."
"It feels really great."
"Well, yes." Then I lay down again, trying to sleep.
"Don't sleep, brother Xiaoliu."
"what."
"I still want to be a hero tonight."
I looked at Zhou Orangutan and said, "What do you mean?"
"Which camera are we going to smash tonight?"
I looked around and said, "You're crazy, you still want to smash it."
Zhou Orangutan looked at me and said, "Listen to me. When I came to school this afternoon, I heard students from our school praising me as a living Lei Feng. I was so happy."
"Praise you."
"It's the one who boasted about smashing the camera. They say it's very satisfying. They say he's a living Lei Feng. That's a good thing to say."
"So you're late."
Zhou orangutan shook his head, "I was so absorbed in listening that I rode my bicycle and turned to the telephone pole."
As soon as I heard the "Puch" sound, I burst into laughter. "What do you mean by this, Zhou Orangutan?"
"It's not interesting." Zhou Orangutan touched his chin, "The car was damaged and I was repairing it, so it was late."
"Then you are still so happy."
"you do not know."
"I don't know what."
"The ones who called me a hero today were a few girls, freshmen in high school, and one of them is very beautiful and suits my taste."
I took a deep breath, "Then you hit a telephone pole, and no one came to help you."
"Oh, why are you supporting me? I hear them admiring me so much, and I feel happy. Why should I be supported by others? I am a big man, so let them support me."
"That's why you're so happy that you entered the class."
"Well, you can never experience the feeling of being admired by a beautiful woman."
I coughed, not feeling very sleepy anymore. "Orangutan, how do you know they are admiring you?"
Zhou Orangutan looked at me, "The one they admire is the one who smashed the camera, what do you think?"
I glanced at the orangutans around me and said, "Well, you broke the camera."
Zhou Orangutan patted his chest, "Of course it was me who smashed it, maybe it was you who smashed it."
I shook my head, "I didn't smash it, I don't know."
Zhou Orangutan smiled and said, "Well, that's it. Brother Xiaoliu, let's continue tonight."
"No time."
"Then what are you going to do?"
"I have my own business."
"Take me with you."
"I don't care."
"No, you have to take me with you."
"No, I have my own things to do."
"Brother Xiaoliu, you can't do this."
"What happened to me?"
"Anyway, you have to take me with you. Let's deal with your affairs first and then smash the camera."
"Good boy, good gorilla." I looked at Zhou gorilla and said, "Go find Big Lobster and be a hero with you. I really have something to do tonight."
"I'm not worried about going with the big lobster."
"Why."
"Anyway, if you do such an immoral thing, you have to follow Brother Xiao Liu. I feel confident because I feel confident. I don't know why."
"Fuck." I became depressed after being told by Zhou Orangutan, "What do you mean by doing something immoral? You must follow me. Let me ask you, what do you mean by this?"
"No, no, I mean." Then Zhou Orangutan touched his head and organized the organizational language, "I mean, only by following you can I have the confidence to do such shameful things."
I took a deep breath and said, "Do you know, Zhou Orangutan?"
"What?"
"My reputation was ruined by you all."
Zhou Orangutan smiled and said, "Really, Brother Xiaoliu, when do you have time in the evening?"
"I'm really busy tonight."
"No, I have to be Lei Feng tonight."
I took a deep breath, "Well, you wait for my call tonight, okay. If I'm done and I still have a lot of time, then I'll call you. If I don't have much time, then I'll call you tomorrow, okay?"
Zhou Orangutan shook his head, "It's tonight. I said I'd smash it tonight, and I'm going to smash it tonight. Brother Xiaoliu, tell me whether we are brothers or not."
"Yes, yes, I'll see what happens tonight. Well, I have something serious to do. Be good, good orangutan. You also know me. If it's nothing serious, I will definitely go with you."
Zhou Orangutan touched his head, thought for a while and said, "Okay, Brother Xiaoliu, I'll wait for your news."
"Yeah, I'll try my best."
Then I lay down and just about to go to sleep, my phone vibrated.
I was stunned for a moment, and I was worried about who was calling me to prevent me from sleeping. Then I took a look at the phone book and I suddenly became energetic.
"Hey, Brother Fei."
"Where are you?"
"We have classes in class, where can we be?"
"Look out, it's the alley near the school toilet. After you dig it out, keep walking out. I'm on the other side of the road."
"Who are you with?"
"Bald man, we are together."
"The matter is urgent."
To be continued...