【601】River(1/2)
I answered the phone and said lightly, "Hey, what's wrong."
"Sixth brother, it's me"
I pretended not to know the same "who."
"Qiao Goulu."
I smiled and said, "You, it's so late, is there anything wrong?"
"It's something." Qiao Goulu said embarrassedly, "I have to trouble you."
I was a little impatient. To be honest, I had no favoritism for Qiao Goulu, but I couldn't just say nothing and then fucked it. So I took a deep breath naturally and asked politely, "Yeah, what's wrong, you tell me, it's okay."
Qiao Goulu was really happy when she heard this, "Yes, that's good, Brother Six, I'm so sorry to bother you. I knew about your condition, and now I'm not very comfortable. I still have injuries on my hands. I should let you have a good rest, but I really have no other way. I don't know who to ask for help, me."
"Tell me directly what you want to do." I interrupted her very directly. "What do you want to call me? Just say it directly, don't be able to play with the most corners."
Qiao Goulu paused, "But I don't know how to speak."
I smiled and said, "No matter how simple it is, how to say it directly, the fewer the word count, the better. It is most appropriate to express the central idea directly."
"Oh, that's OK." Qiao Goulu said, "Zhou Zhou is going to jump into the river."
I was stunned for a moment, and felt a little funny, "Jumping into the river, why didn't he hit the train? Damn it?" After scolding, I was very angry and hung up the phone.
After I hung up the phone, I felt very tired, and I was still a little disgusting, so I lay down and wanted to sleep. I have been tossing a lot in the past two days.
Chen Yang turned his head over, "Liu'er, Liu'er."
I glanced at him, "Damn it."
"Who was just now?"
"Don't worry." Then I turned around and closed my eyes. "I'm so tired and not feeling well. I want to sleep now and don't care about anything."
"What's the matter? You're still scolding."
"I'm angry, damn, I've had enough of it anyway. I feel uncomfortable now and just want to sleep."
Chen Yang smiled at me again, "As for you, you still get so angry, what should I do if I scare the little girl?"
I was stunned for a moment, "How did you know it's a little girl?"
"It must be true. At this time, it's impossible that it's Huixu and Lin Yifei. Why do you think you're so angry with a girl? I'll talk to me next time."
I sighed, "It's not that I'm so angry, I'm really helpless. You said that I've been provoking whom every day, why are you asking me for so many things? Moreover, I'm really uncomfortable now, I want to sleep."
"What's wrong? Who is it?" Chen Yang sat up and said, "Is there anything I can't say? Didn't I just answer the phone?"
I glanced at Chen Yang, then thought for a while, "Guess who called this phone just now."
Chen Yang looked at me, "How did I know, don't you talk nonsense?"
"It's a woman."
Chen Yang then cursed, "Stop talking nonsense, I don't know how it's a woman." As soon as Chen Yang finished speaking, he scratched his head. "No, it doesn't fit your personality. Logically speaking, he is a woman. You should be so slutty. You can't get so angry with the woman."
"I don't like her."
"Yohey, who? I heard you just now that you asked someone to hit a train. You still have humanity. You are so amazing to call someone over. I'll comfort her."
I glanced at him, "You are not by your side again, right? You are awesome again. It's not like that grandson when the master was there in the afternoon."
"Your uncle, you are the grandson."
"Silly."
"You're stupid."
Chen Yang nodded, "I won't argue with you." Then he laughed again, "But to be honest, you are also good enough. I feel that I'm in the hospital every night, it's boring, so you come in to accompany me. It's so good for me. I know my buddy is bored, but if you want to come with me, you don't need to come in this way. You said yes, it's better now. It seems that I can find a few girls to accompany me with me, that's even better,"
"Get out of here," I scolded, "Qiao Goulu called me."
"She" Chen Yang suddenly became energetic, "I'm a grass."
I was stunned for a moment, "I said it was her, why are you so excited?"
"Nonsense, if others are not excited, why do you think the school chicken calls you at this time? Call her over quickly, hurry up, let her hit the train after this night."
"Why call her over?"
Chen Yang smiled very much, "Two men, one woman, and the other is very comfortable. The environment that can only be seen in Japanese action movies, what do you think can do?"
I thought for a while, "It was done before, but it was not."
"Why?" Chen Yang asked in confusion.
"It's very simple" I spread my hands together. "The most direct question is whether you want our artist Zhou Xingxing to kill you."
Chen Yang then patted his head, "I'm so sad, I'll forget you if you don't say it. How could Zhou Xingxing be nice to Qiao Goulu? I can't stand it anymore. Why did you say this big treasure, how could you make these fresh things day by day? You even told us that Qiao Goulu is a virgin."
"Yeah, do you believe it?"
"Cao, I would rather believe Lin Yifei is a virgin."
I was stunned for a moment and smiled, "Did you say that at that time?"
Chen Yang nodded, "After he finished talking about this with great seriousness to us, I told him that Lin Yifei is also a virgin. Do you know, guess what this big treasure said?"
"How could I know." I glanced at Chen Yang and said nonsense."
Chen Yang smiled, "He nodded and said he knew. I asked him who told him, he didn't say anything. He said he couldn't betray his friend. I said this was not called betrayal, and he didn't say anything. I was very curious. Who can tell so much that even these words can be thought of with me."
I looked at Chen Yang and smiled, "You know who told him not."
"I don't know."
“I said it.”
Then Chen Yang laughed haha, I followed Chen Yang for a while,
Chen Yang interrupted me, "Liu'er, Qiao Goulu called you just now, what should I do? Let's talk serious first."
"Damn it," I followed and cursed, "I got a headache when I think of them. Qiao Goulu told me that Zhou Xingxing was going to jump into the river."
“Really or not.”
"Who knows?" I sighed. "Even if I want to jump into the river, what do you mean to me? It's not because I'm drunk and hospitalized, he's going to jump into the river. Do you think so?"
Chen Yang nodded, "Yeah, that's right. I found that Zhou Xingxing has a lot of things happening every day, and it's much more than anyone else's."
I said "Yeah" "It's so stupid. He always has something to happen, but when something happens, he has to torture me at any time. He and Qiao Goulu skip school, and they go to check in. I have to go find them. What do they do? I have to take care of them. I have become Zhou Guofa." I thought for a while, "No, I am more Zhou Guofa than Zhou Guofa, and become his guardian. I feel so uncomfortable now that I am still in my mind to take care of their messy affairs."
Chen Yang lit a cigarette and said, "You said, he won't really want to jump."
I said without even thinking about it, "I will jump if I love to jump. Anyway, I won't go. I feel so uncomfortable. Even if he hits a train or blows up a plane, it's okay for me."
"I guess Qiao Goulu can't tease us by telling lies. She definitely doesn't dare. Everyone knows your physical condition now. She must have no choice but to call you. With Zhou Xingxing's personality, these are really not accurate."
"Is love accurate?"
"I care about him."
"What if you say he really jumps?"
After listening to Chen Yang's words, I felt my head a little messy, so I patted my head, "I can't really jump."
"To be honest, I don't feel right."
I thought for a while, "I thought he wouldn't dance, but I was a little depressed when I said these words just now."
"I'm a grass." Chen Yang sat up gently. "Then according to this statement, he really wants to jump."
When I heard this, I felt something was wrong, and then patted my head, "I'm always feeling uncomfortable and I don't want to say these things. When you say this, I remembered that Zhou Xingxing's sex, don't really jump."
"Hurry up and beat Qiao Goulu back, don't really jump then, and you'll have to worry about it."
"I'm fucking uncomfortable. If you want to go, I won't care." Then I turned around,
"Then you do whatever you want, I didn't call me anyway." Chen Yang also lay down. "Poor Zhou Xingxing, I don't know if the orangutans can swim, but it seems that animals with four legs can swim. Just don't drown them. Alas, a pretty good young man. You said that they are so simple and so real. Xiao Liu brother, Xiao Liu brother shouted every day, like a follower behind your butt, and smoked you and did this and that. Alas, it's pitiful." Chen Yang's tone was very strange, and he looked at himself and talked to himself. In fact, the fool understood that he was just saying to me.
"You old man, you stupid Bi Chenyang" After saying that, I sat up, took out the phone, and cursed at the phone, "Zhou Xingxing, you stupid Bi, I curse your ancestors for 18 generations. Oh, I'm so uncomfortable, I'm so sad, I'm the uncle." After saying that, I picked up the phone and called Qiao Goulu back, and the phone rang "Sixth Brother, Sixth Brother." Qiao Goulu's anxious voice came.
I was stunned for a moment, feeling a little bad, "Where are you now?"
"We were on the riverside in this suburbs. Zhou Zhou didn't let me get close to him. He said I wanted to take another step forward, so he jumped down."
I sighed, "Why did you deal with him, or did you stimulate him, he will jump off the building."
"I didn't mean it." Then Qiao Goulu said, "What should I do? Brother Six, please help me quickly. I know I'm wrong. He must not have something to do. What if he really jumps down?"
"Damn it, you two are competing, you two are competing, one by one, everything is annoying to me." Then I said, "Wait for me there, don't get close to him, comfort him well, don't let him jump." After saying that, I hung up the phone,
I hung up the phone, and Chen Yang looked at me, "What's going on?"
While I went downstairs to put on my clothes, I cursed, "My uncle's stupidity is more than Qiao Goulu, maybe it will stimulate Zhou Xingxing, or he can't jump into the river."
When Chen Yang heard this, he said, "It's so serious, he really jumped."
"I guess it's true this time."
"What are you doing with such a big fire?"
I glanced at Chen Yang, "It's past 10 o'clock. I feel uncomfortable everywhere now. Both of my eyelids are fighting. I want to have a good rest and sleep. But now I can't sleep anymore, but it's still so cold outside. I have to go out to find them. You said if it was you, would you be angry?"
Chen Yang smiled and said, "It deserves it, okay, don't complain, but I still can't figure it out. He won't really jump, right?"
"What do you think?" I followed and said, "I won't talk to you anymore. I'll go out now and see what they want."
"Can you do it?"
To be continued...