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[087] Bad review! No negotiation!

Su Nan looked blankly at the yellow figure jumping onto the table in front of him, and his heart was already running wildly.

This is a special one, too?

What about the judges who agreed to do it?

What about the promised "Singing China"?

Is this a fucking fake game?

The super cute guy with two golden ears standing upright and a touch of darkness on his cheeks, two red circles on his cheeks, blinking his black eyes, and being about 40 cm tall is the judge?

Pikachu?

In this fucking second-dimensional world, I, the god of skin, Pikachu?

Pikachu, one of the fictional Pokémon that appears in the Hong Kong translation of Pokémon in the animation "Pokémon", is also one of the few unique Pokémon images.

2014 to celebrate the official mascot of the Brazil World Cup in Japan.

The nickname is Pi God.

Su Nan was completely stunned.

What the hell is "Singing China", it is clearly a childhood memory.

Until now, Su Nan can clearly remember how much joy and memories Pikachu has brought him.

This is simply a memory of a generation!

But now Pikachu and Pi Shen really appeared in front of him!

Not that kind of stuffed toy, not that kind of fake Pikachu, not that kind of animal in the three-dimensional world.

This animal with bright and bright face and completely restores the animation effect is really a skin god!

Just when Su Nan was completely stunned, Pikachu on the table also made a sound.

"Pickup truck"

Su Nan looked up and felt an ominous premonition in his heart for no reason. He clearly felt... this Pikachu seemed very angry.

really.

The next second, a golden thunder arc visible to Rou eyes was pounding on Pikachu's cheek in front of him.

Pikachu smiled softly.

"Pikachu!!!"

Thunder flashed, storms and storms, the sky outside became dark, and a proud sea swallow was flying bravely, shouting: "Let the storm come more violently!"

The nonsense is over.

When the golden thunder was about to hit him, Su Nan sniffed calmly: "100,000 volts." He clearly remembered the name of this move, which made the Rockets members fly to the distant horizon countless times.

What a beautiful golden curve.

I really want to integrate with this thunder.

Want to hug...

What a fuck!

what to do?

This is one hundred thousand volts!

In the original work, the reason why the Rockets were hit by countless 100,000 volts and flew into the distant horizon without any harm was because of their physique! The immortal constitution of the main supporting role!

But Su Nan thought that he could not have that kind of immortal body!

If he could survive by being hit by 100,000 volts, he would have dominated the world long ago!

What talent show are you here to participate in?

Is your brain watered?

At this moment, it seemed as if time had stopped. Su Nan sighed leisurely, and watched the lightning arc in front of him approaching with some acceptance of his fate.

Why is Pikachu angry?

Are you in a bad mood?

Haven't had breakfast?

Don't have a girlfriend yet?

Or is it that the contestant sing just now that it made him feel uncomfortable?

...

But all this is my nonsense! Why do I have to be shot in the blink of an eye? Why do I have to get a hundred thousand volts? I haven’t started to perform my talents yet, okay!

Also, the players who were unconscious and carried away just now were knocked out by Pikachu's 100,000 volts!

Judging from their miserable appearance, you will know that it will be impossible for them to be fine!

So desperate.

...

...

At the critical moment, a sound suddenly came from the system in Su Nan's mind.

The host protection mechanism is enabled!

The first door, open! The second door, the rest door, open! The third door, the success door, open!

Lingbo Weibu! Let's go!

"boom!"

After the loud noise, Su Nan's steps slightly moved to the left, and the golden thunder brushed across his cheeks. At the same time, there were also heavy loud noises coming from the door behind him.

When Su Nan turned around, he found that there was a thick steel on the gate at the door, which was sunk into a pit.

“…”

Compared to this deep pit, Su Nan took a deep breath and started to curse in his heart.

Damn, what the hell is that host protection mechanism?

Why are there still eight gates of Dunjia? There are also open doors, refreshing doors, and life doors? If you have the ability, you will have a death door!

Damn why does the moves of "Naruto" mess up?

What the hell is the last Lingbo Weibu? Why did my martial arts skills appear in the Great Heavenly Dynasty?

besides……

That's what Lingbo Weibu! It's clearly a small step to move to the side, okay? Why do you have to call such a profound name?

The host crisis is lifted.

This time, the three doors plus Lingbo Microstep consumes 300,000 fans. The host currently owes 110,000 fans. Please repay as soon as possible, please repay as soon as possible.

Su Nan covered her face: "..."

He was so angry that he had the urge to throw the table.

300,000 points of fans consumed? Currently, owing 110,000 points of fans?

You fucking me to move, and I owe 110,000 fans worth? Why don’t you grab it? Your system is really enough...

There was no time for Su Nan to complain more, and suddenly, he felt that the silver mask on his cheek seemed a little loose.

The next second, the mask cracked and fell on the carpet.

Su Nan: “…”

...

...

Pikachu stood on the table, hugging her hands in front of her, her feet were beaten from time to time, and she squinted her eyes and nodded: "Pika, Pika, Pika, Pika, Pika Pika Pika Pika Pika Pika Pika Pika!"

"Hmph, sneaky boy, that's right. How can I wear a mask in front of the judges? How about you, you do it quickly, but I've taken off my mask by my 100,000 Volts?"

"..." Su Nan looked up and found that there was a person he didn't know sitting on another stool.

“Pickup Pika Pika Pika!”

After Pikachu finished speaking, the people around him continued to speak: "Why don't you start introducing yourself quickly? Do you want to eat another hundred thousand volts?"

Su Nan: “…”

He had too many complaints and could no longer raise any urge to complain.

The translator around Pikachu is not Ash, not Ash, not Ash!

Bad review! Bad review! Bad review!

No need to discuss!

After I came back from a business trip, I was busy for a day today, but I haven't finished my work yet. I'm still working overtime in the office now! I quickly code a chapter first, sorry, the update is too late. There is no second update today, I don't know when I will finish my work. I will resume updates tomorrow.

Sorry, even so, the sofa is mine...
Chapter completed!
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