[Chapter 344] When a man saos up, there is nothing wrong with a woman.(1/2)
"Then I'll... get a divorce."
Naoki Mizuto calmly held the fan and kept slapping at him. If you look closely, the fine cold sweat on his forehead proved that he was not as calm as he looked.
divorce?
Puff hahahahaha.
The audience was stunned again.
Teacher Bofeng Mizuno...
Amen.
You Anxi.
I guess it's time to kneel on the washboard when I get home at night?
So, the audience collectively made a sigh: "Huh~~~~~."
The four-wheel drive fighter couldn't help but complain: "Teacher Hakumizu, I will light a light in my heart for all the audiences present to kneel on the washboard for you tonight."
After saying this, the four-wheel drive fighter laughed, and did not wait for Hatsuki Mizuno's answer. He turned his head and asked with a smile: "Teacher Haki Kakashi, when you wake up in the morning, you find that you have exchanged your partner's body. What will you do?"
Haki Kakashi was stunned for a moment.
really.
You can't escape.
I have to face this problem anyway.
However, just as he was about to answer, Kushina Uzumaki, who was standing beside him, quickly raised her hand: "Report host, I have something to say! My lover's apprentice Haki Kakashi, is a single dog."
Two orioles sing in the green willows.
You don't have a girlfriend yet.
A line of egrets climbed into the blue sky.
You don't have a girlfriend yet.
Single dog, single dog, single all the way.
As he spoke, Kushina Uzumaki actually hummed these two songs.
The audience was stunned.
What is this song?
A song of a single dog?
Teacher Kushina Uzumaki, you're enough! Didn't you see that Teacher Kakashi Haki has been smiling bitterly there? Please let him go!
The four-wheel drive fighter smiled and said, "If, if, it's just an example."
Naoki Mizuno also continued: "Okay, even if Haki Kakashi has a partner."
Kakashi Haki looked at Hatsuki Mizuno for three seconds before shook his head: "If it were me... measure his double peaks first, see what cup it is, and then decide what kind of people to seduce. Of course, the first choice is to seduce Mr. Hatsuki Mizuno."
Um?
Puff hahahahahahaha.
Seducing Mr. Feng Shuimen?
Have a sensibility.
It's absolutely groundless.
Teacher Kakashi Haki, please have a limit on your life!
Beware that your master's wife will turn evil!
Ha ha ha ha.
The four-wheel drive fighter scratched his head and asked with a smile: "Why is it that seduces Mr. Hoshimizumaki instead of teacher Jiraiya from Mr. Hoshimizumaki?"
This time, Hashiki Kakashi paused for five seconds.
"He's too old."
"Mr. Tsunade Hime is so tough."
...
The four-wheel drive fighter wants to laugh but hold back.
Too old?
Is Hime Tsunade too tough?
This is the reason, Mr. Haki Kakashi, are you really not afraid of offending your teacher, the teacher’s teacher, and the teacher’s lover?
Naoki Mizuno patted the four-wheel drive fighter's shoulders on the side and said gently: "I think the host has worked hard today."
Hard?
The four-wheel drive fighter wanted to roll his eyes.
Brother, did I work so hard at that time? I was almost tortured by you! Teachers, you are so excited that I feel that I can't keep up with your brain circuits!
The four-wheel drive fighter sighed slightly, raised his spirits, and watched the audience's enthusiasm adjust to the peak, then he pulled back his thoughts: "The reason why there is such a problem on the scene is to stimulate everyone to bring everyone to a higher discussion environment."
"In fact, speaking is the most common way of communication in our lives. However, whether you can speak, the most important critical moment in work and life, can you speak good words and help your life, which is the main reason why we do "The Debater"!"
"This is like a car. When you climb a hill, it really determines how high you can climb, not how large your displacement is, but a technical term called torque! It is an act of the power it can burst out in an instant. Or the torque in our communication is the sentence that can be twisted. It is particularly important that you can twist this sentence at critical moments!"
Kakashi Haki nodded in agreement: "Yes, so today we players don't know if we can use some twisted sentences."
The four-wheel-drive fighter knocked on his wooden fish: "Okay, after all, we are a serious debate show, let's take a look now..."
Kushina Uzumaki couldn't help but complain: "I didn't see at all that you are a debate show."
The audience was amused again.
Mr. Kushina.
Your magical complaint will give you full marks!
Because we didn't realize that this was a debate show!
Even Kushina Uzumaki himself was amused by this complaint.
Uchiha Obito under the stage lowered his head and pondered a little. How much he expected this program, it would be great if it was not a language debate program.
Not to mention anything else, just talking about the short opening in the previous game is enough to surprise him, no, it is a stunning feeling.
From the perspective of artistic expression alone, the opening of Jiangsu can be said to have created a new way of existing entertainment programs. It is no exaggeration to say that as long as it is not a debate program, this program is definitely enough to rank among the top ten in existing entertainment programs!
but……
Thinking of this, Uchiha Obito sighed again.
He raised his head and set his eyes on the stage.
Although he didn't really hope, he still hoped that the program in Jiangsu could do differently.
...
The four-wheel drive fighter knocked on the wooden fish: "Okay, let's take a look at the debate topic in the first issue."
On the big screen.
Screen display.
Ambiguous music sounded.
Audiences...
I was stunned again!!
Uchiha Obito widened his eyes and with a bang, his chin hit the railing in front, and he was almost scared to death.
Misaka Mikoto stared at her eyes widened, with an incredible expression.
Hinata looked at the screen blankly, her face flushed.
Asuna stared at the screen in a daze and began subconsciously: "I...I knew...they had a leg up!"
Zhao Meili: "This...is OK?"
Kirito: "…"
Yukihei Tomama: "…"
The young leader Liu Maoxing: "..."
Everyone was stunned.
Even the Hakubuki Mizuno, Uzumaki Kushina and Haki Kakashi on the stage opened their mouths slightly, and their surprised expressions didn't seem to be pretending.
Between the big screen.
Naruto Uzumaki was wearing only a pink bathrobe.
To be continued...