Back home.

Su Nan collapsed on the sofa.

He leaned all over and over, looked decadent, and lay lazily on the sofa, soft like a pile of meat.

Sakata Gintoki poured himself a glass of water, took a sip, and poured another cup for Su Nan. As soon as he turned around, he saw Su Nan lying on the sofa in that posture.

"You...have chondoporosis?"

Su Nan rolled his eyes and looked disgusted.

Chondoporosis?

Loosen your sister!

Anyway, the joke about "Ge You Paralysis" will never be able to explain it clearly to you.

So, Su Nan squinted his eyes and directed Yin Shik to put the water on the coffee table in front of him: "You know what a fucking thing, this is a kind of culture of destruction."

Clam?

What culture?

A culture of mourning?

Gintoki Sakata felt that he didn't understand what this close friend was talking about.

Su Nan continued to slump on the sofa lazily, with his eyes slanted and explained seriously: "Listen, my method of paralysis has the traditional style of a man from City B! As the saying goes: It is not as delicious as dumplings, and it is not as good as lying down if you are comfortable."

"Indulge yourself without any scruples, relax completely without any desires, regardless of your desires, and be free of charge. You can say whatever you like, and you can see whatever you like. Anyway, I'm just a bunch of them."

Sakata Gintoki: "…"

You still have the traditional style of a city B master!?

It's so awesome for you.

As the saying goes, you have brought it out.

It’s not as delicious as dumplings, but it’s not as comfortable as lying down.

What kind of idea did you say it?

Su Nan continued to speak: "Pursuing comfort, relaxation, and rejecting pressure is human nature. There is no need to promote demands. People will be born with it, and they can be said to be self-taught."

"But, in order to survive, develop, succeed, and excellence, people cannot do whatever they want, live easily, do not bear any pressure, and do not take any responsibility. People have to sit in class properly, sit in the writing room honestly, sit upright at the negotiation table, stand in the guardhouse with their chests and hugs, and be busy on the construction site with sweat..."

"Think about it, that's true."

"I've been so wronged by myself for so many years."

Sakata Gintoshi's little fingers were used to clean his ears, with a disgusting expression on his face.

Oh, hey, you're so awesome.

It is human nature to pursue comfort.

No need to promote requirements, you can learn directly without a teacher.

I have really felt wronged for so many years.

If you have the ability, you will be here for the rest of your life!

Su Nan collapsed on the sofa, picked up the cup with a grievance and drank water, and continued to speak: "My paralysis method is a posture! It is a spirit!"

"It fully expresses my struggle against my uninhibited destiny in life!"

...

...

Sakata Gintoki was already trying to roll his eyes.

Where is the face?

Do you want it any more?

You are paralyzed into a "chondoporosis" look, and now you actually tell me that this is a culture and a spirit"?

It also expresses your struggle against your unruly destiny in life?

Fight it!

"Then you talk about your mourning culture."

"What does it have to do with your paralysis like this?"

"Where?"

"Why didn't I see it!"

Su Nan put the water cup back on the table, looking calm: "Young people are just too anxious, listen to me finish my words."

Sakata Gintoki: "…"

Sunan paused and said, "The culture of mourning is a young man of our age or a few years older than us. In real life, he loses his goals and hopes, falls into the quagmire of decadence and despair and cannot extricate himself. They lose their minds, aimlessly, stagger, without emotion, without consciousness, and without restraint, and can only survive numbly like walking corpses."

"The so-called mourning culture refers to language, words or pictures that are popular among the youth group with emotions and colors such as decadence, despair, pessimism. It is a new form of youth subculture."

"It is a microcosm of youth subculture in the new media era. It reflects the spiritual characteristics and collective anxiety of current youth, and to a certain extent it is a representation of the social mentality and social psychology of young people in the new era."

"Simply put, I just want to lie down, don't want to think, and don't want to do anything."

Sakata Gintoki was slightly silent.

Then turn the table up.

You are such a nonsense culture!

I also want to lie down every day, not want to attend classes, not work hard, and not want to run around with you!

I am also very anxious and decadent, and I want to look up at the starry sky at 45 degrees!

But... what you said sounds reasonable.

Or, let's try it out?

Gintoki Sakata just thought for a moment, then walked to Su Nan without hesitation, took out his cell phone and looked at Su Nan, and only heard a "click" sound and took a photo.

Su Nan looked up lazily: "What are you doing?"

Sakata Gintoki replied: "I am going to be paralyzed like this, too."

Su Nan asked again: "What does that have to do with you taking a photo of me?"

Gintoki Sakata replied: "In the future, when others ask me who I learn from, I can show him this photo."

Su Nan said: "You won."

Gintoki Sakata replied: "I dare not, you won, I successfully convinced me."

After saying this, Sakata Gintoki followed Su Nan's movements and collapsed on the sofa.

Under the sunset.

Facing the afterglow.

Two silver-haired teenagers.

By the window.

Lying there without any image.

Ah, life.

How comfortable it is to be so paralyzed.

Ah, life.

That should have been.

...

...

This is the scene that Naruto and Sasuke saw when they came back.

Su Nan and Sakata Gintoki were lying on the sofa without any image, without saying a word, their eyes were empty, and they looked blankly at the ceiling.

Naruto and Sasuke looked at each other, both confused.

What is this... what is the situation?

Why are they all lying on the sofa?

Naruto was silent for a moment, put on his slippers and walked forward, holding a piece of black cloth wrapped around it in his left hand that looked like a round object. He put down the thing and asked, "Do you two... have you...have chondoporosis?"

Chondoporosis?

This... sounds familiar.

Sakata Gintoki: "…"

Su Nan patted the empty place on the right side of the sofa: "Come on, there is still a place here, let's go together."
To be continued...