[Chapter 149] Hatsune Miku was beaten!(1/3)
Nan of Jiangsu had a dream.
He dreamed that he was on the endless seaside, people running on the beach had a happy expression on their faces.
Swimsuit.
Swimming goggles.
Beach pants.
A castle made of sand.
The young men and women not far away seemed to be having a quarrel.
The girl had a determination on her stubborn face. She sang a song softly: "I thought about it all night, and the night is so beautiful that I can't sleep. Why do you always want to escape? If lovesickness cannot be cured, I can only blame me for not finding the antidote. You have never given me a signal of love."
"Oh no, I fell into you earlier than you, you loved less than me. I was destined to suffer. Bad, the elegance disappeared, the restless heartbeat was heard by the whole world."
Sunan, who was lying under the beach parasol, was suddenly stunned. Isn’t this Jin Haixin’s “So Proud” in his world? So he subconsciously took on the chorus part.
"Don't be so proud."
"I may leave at any time."
"You haven't held my hand yet."
"The moonlight will surely turn cold when the night is too long."
"What should I do?"
"You owe me a hug."
"But I smiled at you again and again."
"Why haven't you seen me yet?"
The girl not far away looked confused: "..."
The corners of the boy's mouth twitched. He looked at the girl silently and asked softly: "How is it singing behind...?"
The girl's face turned red suddenly: "Yes."
The boy covered his face: "Didn't you say to sing me an original song of your own? Why... can a stranger sing the subsequent chorus? Are you... sure this song is original?"
The girl had a crying voice on her face: "It's really written by myself..."
Su Nan said oh.
It turns out that this is not a couple.
Instead, a girl who wants to become famous finds the person who makes a record to express her singing voice.
...
There was another push and shoving.
The boy left, and the girl turned her head and stared at Su Nan hard. The ferocious face was so scared that Su Nan fell to the ground.
Damn, that face.
It's Jin Haixin!
The original singer of the song "So Proud" in the Three-dimensional World.
Gold! Sea! Heart!
Jin Haixin walked forward step by step, with a hideous smile on the corner of her mouth, which was very cunning.
Do you love less than me?
Destined to suffer?
Elegance is gone?
Why don’t you be so powerful? Do you want to go to heaven? You also want the whole world to hear it?
Very good, then I will fulfill your wish! Let the whole world hear your screams! Bear my anger!
So, in the whole dream, Jin Haixin kept chasing Sunan with a 40-meter long knife. In an instant, the sea water disappeared. No beaches, castles made of sand, bikini, and swimsuits existed!
Only that 40-meter long knife is real!
However, just as the 40-meter-long knife was about to pierce Su Nan's back, the system in his mind suddenly spoke.
【Defense system automatically turns on!】
【Detecting a potential threat is not good for the host!】
[Secret method·Eight Gate Dunjia·Open the door·Second door, second door, refresh door, open! The third door, open! The fourth door, Dumen·open!]
【Lingbo Microwaves, silk stockings are dusty!】
[Subduing! Dragon! Subduing! Tiger! Fist!]
Su Nan: “…”
Your sister, the Dragon Subduing Tiger Fist!
Which company's Dragon Subduing Tiger Fist wants to activate the Eight Gate Dunjia?
Don't tease it, okay?
At this moment, Su Nan's eyes suddenly opened, and the fist in his hand hit a soft place...
"ah!!!!"
A painful cry sounded instantly!
...
...
In the real room.
Naruto: "…"
Sasuke: "…"
Sakata Gintoki: "…"
The three of them covered their faces at the same time, then made the same posture and turned their faces over.
Brother...you really can do it!
By the way, aren't you asleep?
Why...the technique is so accurate!
Su Nan was stunned for a moment. When he woke up after drinking, he had a severe headache. He covered his head and was confused. Not far from him, a petite double-tailed loli covered his eyes and kept sobbing.
"Damn... Uncle Bastard, why did you hit me?"
"Start... so cruel... wuwu..."
"I just want to see if you're really asleep!"
"You...you...you..."
When Su Nan heard the sound, he raised his head and looked confused.
what happened?
Who am I? Where is this? Why am I here? Am I kidnapped? Who is that crying little girl?
Come and protect the car!
Some unruly people want to harm me!
After being stunned for about four or five seconds, Su Nan realized that he was already at home in Xingguang Community, and there was a bed beneath him. He turned around and looked at the side with a dull look.
"ah!!!!!"
"Damn it! Why is there a man lying next to me!!!"
"Who did it! Who did the good thing?"
Naruto, Sasuke and Sakata Gintoki were confused.
Brother, are you funny?
You and the four-wheel drive fighter have too many, is it wrong to keep you two sleeping in the same bed? Please, are you all wearing your clothes well?
Where does the inner drama come from?
What's more, shouldn't you be more concerned about the little loli you beaten at this time?
Your emotional intelligence... is the rhythm of being single every minute for the rest of your life!
After another moment, Su Nan was stunned for a moment, as if he had remembered something, but he seemed to have not thought of anything. He pushed the four-wheel drive fighter beside him, and the latter hummed twice, "Don't touch me, drink! Cheers! Let's not be drunk and return!" Then, the snoring sounded again.
Why.
A helpless sigh.
Su Nan raised his head and saw that the little loli with blue ponytails was sitting on the ground, covering her eyes and sobbing silently.
To be continued...