Chapter 6: Destroying Gu, All for Survival
When the pen stops here, someone will ask: If you don’t know anything, why do you suddenly put a spell on the Gu spell?
Let me say here that raising a Gu is actually easy to raise, but it is difficult to put down a Gu. The reason why I understand the spell of raising a Gu is because I have seen it in the Dharma. The simplest transliteration, because I suddenly became much clearer in my memory, and I can understand it. Moreover, among all guins, guness in front is the simplest type, which is equivalent to taking the level of reverse stance when I was learning to drive. Of course, the most important point is because there is the Golden Silkworm Gu, the King of Hundred Gu, in my belly, and it has become my natal gu.
What is the natal Gu? It is connected to the flesh and rejuvenates each other.
Anyway, after I finished reciting the Gu curse, I focused on looking at Officer Yang's face. Within two minutes, he covered his stomach, his facial muscles twitched, his face was ashen and his neck was stammering, and his big drops of sweat flowed down from behind his ears. Officer Ma asked him what was wrong? He said that there might be something wrong with the fast food he ate yesterday, his stomach hurts, and he wants to go to the bathroom.
I sneered and said to him, "Don't go." I pulled out a bubble of insects and frightened myself."
The two police officers and the female recorder with a very passerby face next to me were looking at me. Officer Ma asked, "Is it you who did it?" My nose was itchy and I sneeze. I first recited the mantra of "The Spiritual Bands and the Heart to Resolve the Heart and Cracking" silently, and then sneered: "I have been in the bureau for no reason for this for a day, and I have hungry and headaches. I always have to take some responsibility."
"Shao Tama is pretending to be a terrible person!"
Officer Yang slapped the table, glared at me angrily, and went out with his stomach. I didn't say anything, and I dozed off with my head down. The atmosphere inside was so stiff that it was frozen to death. After a while, Officer Yang pushed open the door with a pale face. He almost dragged to the door, his eyes were red, and he shouted at me, and his voice was still a little crying: "You dog, what did you do to me?"
Officer Ma quickly went to help him: "Xiao Yang, Xiao Yang, what's wrong with you?"
Officer Yang grabbed Officer Ma's sleeve weakly, and the man cried loudly: "I went to the bathroom, but I pulled out a bunch of Xianglai, all of which were white insects, alive and rolling..." He still waited to say that, Officer Ma stopped him, turned his head to look at me, settled for three seconds, and then bowed to me to apologize: "Mr. Lu, I'm sorry, it's because we have a bad attitude in handling the case. I'm sorry, I apologized to you on behalf of everyone, please don't make things difficult for Xiao Yang."
In our family, we usually say to fortune tellers. This title made me smile without being nervous for a while. Thinking that after all, I was a family member, and it was not good to offend him too much, so I said, "I want to call my family to report my safety..."
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I was released immediately. Officer Ma said he would set up a table for me to apologize in the largest hotel in the county. I said not to hurry. Looking at the angry Officer Yang, he asked him, "Are you convinced?" He was probably scared by Xiang, who was full of bugs. Although he felt resentful, he could only lower his head and say, "I'm convinced."
I said yes, you can change your pants first.
His face turned red suddenly, and Officer Ma's face twitched. After Officer Yang went out, he wiped his hands hard on the door. I didn't say anything about Officer Yang's La Xiang's butt, but ordered Officer Ma: "You go, or find someone to go to the vegetable market or the nearest farmer to buy a freshly laid native egg, and you need the freshest one. Then you also need red threads and yellow paper talismans. These are sold in the Lingshen Incense Candle Shop. It should be fast, the faster the better."
He said yes, and immediately ordered the people below to do it, and I was taken to an office to sit, and Officer Ma chatted with me. We talked about the corpse dismemberment case, and soon Officer Yang came in with a red thread and a yellow paper talisman. I told them, I really don’t know about this. They said that they knew, and the two corpse dismemberment cases were the same, but I already had evidence of absenteeism for the first time, so although there was a suspicion, it was not big, but the top was urging them tightly. They wanted to give it a try and find a breakthrough with me.
I cursed these dicks in my heart, but since I had reconciled, I wouldn't say anything.
When a beautiful uniform girl brought a yellow egg in, I picked it up and put it in the boiling water cup they received. Then I tied Officer Yang's wrists and ankles with red thread, and then slapped it hard. Two minutes later, I asked him to take off his shirt, and I rolled the soaked eggs into his stomach first, slowly, from the chest to the ribs, and rolled to the pelvis.
About two minutes later, I burned the yellow paper talisman and untied the red rope.
Has Officer Ma asked? Although I had no experience and just did it according to the book, I could only say with a stingy moment. Officer Yang was beaten and his face turned red. He said he wanted to go to the toilet again. I said this was a good thing and the remaining poison had to be excreted. This time there were no insects. He ran out suspiciously.
Officer Ma continued to talk to me about the corpse dismemberment case, and I said, did Li Decai find it? I suspected that the corpse dismemberment case was not made by humans, but by a short mule. He said that he said that, and I helped him analyze it for a while. Seeing that I looked like an expert, Officer Ma remembered a bizarre case, showed me the file, and asked me to help analyze it.
I didn't refuse, and took it to see it: The one who died was a little girl, who was only six and a half years old, the little daughter of a wealthy boss in the county town. She died of strange death without illness or disaster. Suddenly, for several days, her eyes turned pale and her mouth was spitting black blood. The boss buried the child very sadly, but the boss's wife thought something was strange, so she called the police for help. In remote small counties, burials are generally popular, and it took a few days, so the boss objected. Later, he couldn't resist his wife and agreed to the autopsy. Unexpectedly, he found that the body was stolen.
I said my eyes turned white and my mouth was spitting black blood and died, which was a bit like I was given a drug, and it might be a disease.
If it were the best for autopsy at that time, now all the bodies have been stolen. Is it useful to pull these?
It's all six months ago.
At this time, Officer Yang came in. He came to me and bowed like a Japanese and said, "I'm sorry, Mr. Lu Zuo, I don't know Mount Tai and offend the masters. Fortunately, you don't remember the villain's mistakes. If you let me go, I, Yang Yu, must remember it in my heart." I saw that he was speaking sincerely, so I waved my hand and said no, I was a gull for you to escape. Just don't hate me. Officer Yang quickly said that he didn't dare, and his expression was pious.
I was afraid that he would say this, and I was still jealous of it, so I said, "Don't think too much. Although I made you suffer a little this time, I helped you cure the neuralgia in your neck, which is considered to be a leniency." After I reminded me, he touched his neck and found that his neck did not thrust again, and he jumped up with joy.
As mentioned here, the original purpose of Gu was not to harm people, but to cure diseases and save people, also called witch doctors. It is recorded in Li Shizhen's "Compendium of Materia Medica". I will not talk about the principle here. However, later people found that it was much better to harm people than to cure diseases. This was the bad reputation that was gained.
Officer Yang said he wanted to invite me to drink, and there was a table in the best hotel in the county town.
I didn't refuse. I have been wandering outside for a long time and know one truth: multiple friends and multiple enemies and multiple walls.
At this time, the young female policeman with beautiful eyes and bulging breasts came in, pointed to the things on the table, and asked if they wanted to remove them. I said yes, she found a plastic bag to put it out and threw it out. Officer Ma joked that the egg was not broken and was ready for breakfast for Xiao Yang. It cost a lot of money when buying it. I shook my head and said no, but several people were wondering why. I said to open it and look at it. Officer Ma knocked the egg open, and the egg white had solidified and peeled it to the position of the yolk. It was densely packed with small white and black bugs, and it was still squirming and rolling.
Several people were so scared that their faces turned pale, and the female policeman screamed even more.
I was actually scared, but I still had to pretend to be a master and said, "This should be burned in the stove and don't throw it around casually, so as not to spread it."
They all said yes and looked at me with awe.
At that time, I was very satisfied. You know, although I was doing well in 2007, every time the industrial and commercial tax inspection family in uniform came to the shop, I immediately nodded and bowed, and I was as cursing as my second grandson, for fear that they would cause me some trouble. So, although I had some spare money on hand, it was the first time I was treated like this. The pride in my heart was as warm as basking in the sun.
So what about a public safety expert? I am still fooled by me?
At that time, I suddenly became interested in what my grandmother left me. These mysterious plays made me feel that with it, I would not have to be as humble as a shitty person, living a cautious life. I could hold my head and chest up, and live a dignified life in this world, so that all those who look down on me would look at me with admiration. Thinking of this, my heart was extremely inflated at that time.
We had dinner at the Shanjiang Hotel in the evening. In the private room, there were fifteen or sixteen dishes, all of which were hard dishes, and the wine was also good wine. Wuliangye, but only Officer Ma, Officer Yang, and the female police officer he saw in the bureau. This generous scene made me, the stingy little boss (or self-employed?) a little dumbfounded.
After three rounds of wine, five flavors of dishes, and when the meal was in full swing, Yang Yu (if you are cooked, you don’t need to call the police officer) held my hand and called brother. He said that he had never been convinced by anyone in his life. His father is the leader of the state and his mother is the boss of Linmu Company. He grew up with a golden spoon in his mouth and was proud of everyone, but today he really convinced me, and he was very impressed! If there is anything in the future, a word of mind, who can’t do it, who is a bastard?
I said today it was a matter of love, but it was considered a matter of not having a fight and not getting to know each other. If anything happens in the future, we will take care of each other.
Ma Haibo is an old man. He always wants to mess with me while talking, and ask me how I did these things. I have only a little understanding of it. Half a bottle of water is swaying, and a bottle of water is not satisfied. How can I explain this to him? I can only make a fool of myself and talk nonsense, telling him that it is the origin of family learning, which is not enough for outsiders to tell.
Yang Yu pulled my sleeve and cried with envy: It would be better to have a grandmother who has real skills than to have a state leader.
I am usually a foodie, and I have eaten all the delicious foods from Dongguan. I am very greedy. Sometimes I run for more than an hour to eat a good meal, and I eat it very ugly and fiercely. This problem was developed when I was in a downturn in my early years. At that time, I was hungry and had no money. In addition to drinking water, I just tightened my belt. Now that the beauty is next to me, I also restrained my eating habits and looked very gentle. However, the girl named Huang Fei did not let me go and kept pouring wine at me.
I am also very proud of my face. I don’t want to make people feel unpleasant, so I will drink it if others respect me.
As a result, after a pound of white wine fell into my stomach, and the person began to float up a little. He agreed in a daze, but he really couldn't remember it. He tried hard to keep himself awake, but his steps became more and more erratic. He looked at the beautiful woman named Huang Fei smiling like a flower in front of me, and his heart was not thrilling for a long time. At this time, he suddenly jumped non-stop, just thinking about holding the beauty's little hand and holding it in his arms to pity her.
"Lu Zuo, help us... help us, otherwise I will be criticized by the leader!" This voice was delicate, and it was spoken from a policewoman's mouth, which made me masculinity soar, and I felt proud... It was absolutely!
Chapter completed!