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Chapter 29 The little brother is so pure

I have met Taoist Master Wuchen several times and fought side by side. As the Twelve Demon Stars of the Evil Spirit Sect, Xing Mo also knows the top ten masters of the righteous path in the world, and has conducted meticulous research on it.

He knew far more than my general talk, so after the two of us jointly explained, he finally knew his identity and asked cautiously: "Are you two sure that I am really from the Laoshan sect?"

Wuchen Zhenren?”

We all nodded and said yes, it will be replaced if it is fake.

Seeing that we were so convinced, the old Taoist priest hesitated for a long time and then said weakly: "Well, do you know whether I am married, whether my wife is beautiful, whether I have a daughter, etc.?" This question simply destroys the three views.

Xing Mo and I looked at each other, and after a while, Xing Mo, who knew Taoist Wuchen the best, said hesitantly: "From the information I know, you seem to be a pure real person, and you have not married a wife and had children..."

"Ah, God, it's impossible. The Wuchen master you are talking about is not me, right? How do I remember that I have seven wives and a beautiful daughter? Really, she is so beautiful, even prettier than you.

To be beautiful..." The savage old Taoist priest pointed at Star Demon and said loudly, with an expression of disbelief. Star Demon touched his forehead with a look of failure, and sighed: "Seven wives? Real man, you are sure that you are

Isn't it an hallucination caused by watching "The Deer and the Cauldron"?"

Seeing the two of us speaking with certainty, Taoist Master Wuchen was really a little desperate. He jumped up and down crazily on the spot. His hands, feet, and buttocks were twisted violently, and he was muttering in his mouth.

He was mumbling something, and I tried to listen carefully, but it was vague and not clear at all. He was probably cursing my mother or something.

Seeing his appearance, I couldn't help but wonder. Is this place really weird? Everyone who comes here will change their temperament.

I don't know much about others, but Mr. Tiger Cat's fat guy, although not crazy, has almost the same virtue as the old guy, Taoist Priest Wuchen.

Fortunately, after being crazy for a while, Taoist Master Wuchen became lively again, took my arm and said, little brother, what is your name?

I said, Master, my name is Lu Zuo, and I have fought side by side with you before. It’s a pity that I didn’t leave you in the mortal world and let you suffer this crime. Taoist priest Wuchen waved his hand and said it has nothing to do with it, just a wife

None, there is no point in leaving the eggs there, it is not as fun as here. Let me tell you, I think you are a familiar and powerful young man. From now on, I will marry my beautiful daughter to you, and you will be treated as my wife.

Son-in-law, how are you?

Okay, this person is really crazy, and there is no way he can fix it no matter what. It seems that the problem was caused when he fell into the abyss.

The so-called amnesia, or madness, in our profession means losing the soul. Generally speaking, the soul of us practitioners is strong and will not be shaken easily. But once it is lost, it is really difficult to get it back, just like having a fire.

Being possessed by a demon, I could only resign myself to my fate. Fortunately, although he became crazy, his temperament improved a lot, and I no longer struggled with it. I directly told him my purpose and asked him if there was any way to let me go back.

.

Taoist Master Wuchen was reluctant at first. He said that he had been searching here for a long time in order to know who he was. But we told him that he was a bachelor who didn’t even have a wife, and he didn’t even have a precious daughter in his memory.

You have lost sight of me, why are you going back?

In the end, we tried to persuade him, "Xing Mo said, Zhenren, don't you want the disciples you stayed in Laoshan? It is said that you have the best relationship with Zhenren Wuque, and you are like brothers, so you don't want to see him again? After hearing this, I was speechless.

Chen cried and said, do you want to tell me that not only am I a lonely old man, but I also have sexual orientation problems? I was so scared that I quickly smoothed things over and said, Master, hey, Master, where did you learn this stuff? We are friends.

It’s not that deep. Maybe you are secretly raising a wife of seven or eight or nine. How will you know if you don’t go back? Besides, if you go back, marrying a wife and having children based on your ability, isn’t it just like playing? It’s better.

Are you hungry and full here?

After all, I am the one who advises people. Taoist Master Wuchen finally nodded in agreement, saying that you are absolutely right, that’s it, let’s go, let’s go, I know the way.

Taoist Master Wuchen waved his hand, stopped caring, and led us towards the darkness ahead.

I don’t know how long he has been living here. He is very familiar with it, and with his skills, he can get around smoothly. This old Taoist priest is totally different from the Wuchen Taoist priest in my impression. I don’t know where he learned it.

He has the skills of Tarzan. The man keeps leaping in the sky, just like a hairy monkey. In addition, he also unscrupulously releases his breath through the Qi field. Perhaps he has already established a stronghold in this area.

Despite his reputation, there were not many characters who dared to mess with him. After walking for more than ten minutes, only a ten-meter-long three-headed giant python jumped out from the tree, giving us a surprise.

However, the three-headed python with blind eyes suffered a disaster this time. Each head was responsible for someone, and when its huge body fell to the ground, none of the three heads looked intact.

Priest Wuchen, who was squatting on the branch like a monkey, looked at the giant python on the ground and shook his head and sighed, saying that this guy can feed him for a week, but it is a pity. I followed his order to kill this giant python.

He took off the snake gallbladder and said angrily: "Master Tao, if you feel that you are not full, when you go back, no matter where you are, I will treat you to a good meal at the best local restaurant until you are full!"

This light promise made Taoist Wuchen drool for a while. After eating the snake gall I threw to him, he asked me greedily what delicious food I had.

Under the repeated torture of the old man's words, we almost walked to the edge of the Jieyin tree. Looking beyond the shade of the tree at the end of our sight, there was chaos. Countless clouds and mist rolled in, swallowing up all sight lines. There was no dust.

The Taoist Master showed a rare serious expression and said in a cold voice: "There is also a ghost town opposite. The top of the White Mountain is where you want to go, but there are many fierce guys there. I can't beat them, but we have to

You can only go home after passing there..."

In the river of life and death, life is on the left and death is on the right. We have now reached the realm of death. If we go further in, we will reach the Youfu. However, at the boundary, there should be the "house" that someone mentioned to me before.

There will be the world of Yin and Yang, and there will be a wire to go home.

I stared at it for a long time, and then said firmly: "Let's go! We have reached this point. There is actually no difference between death and immortality. If a person dies with his egg facing up, he will not die for tens of millions of years. If he does not work hard, how can he know the result?

What is it, right?"

I urged the two people next to me to quickly leave the range of the guiding tree and walk towards the other side. However, at this moment, the ground beneath our feet shook, the sky and the earth rotated, and the branches above our heads seemed to come alive, constantly spinning.

It made a rustling sound, and then waved like a human arm. Star Demon couldn't stand steadily and fell directly to the ground. When I bent down to help him, Taoist Master Wuchen shouted: "Oh my God.

, this fucking tree is moving again, it’s terrible, it’s terrible, let’s go back, or we will be cut into countless pieces by the strong wind, and our souls will be tortured forever, and we won’t be able to die even if we want to!”

I grabbed his arm and asked him whether he should go back or rush to the other side, which one had a better chance of surviving?

Although Taoist Master Wuchen is a little crazy, survival is an innate ability. While breaking free from my pull, he shouted loudly: "Rush over, there is only a 20% chance. Run back, run to the middle of the tree and you will be within range.

But there is still half a chance - let's go back!" After hearing what he said, I pulled Star Demon, pushed him into his arms, and shouted to him: "Help me take care of her,

As for me, I’m going to give it a try on the other side!”

After I shouted, hot blood rushed to my forehead. Just as I was about to leave, my right hand was held by a soft little hand. Star Demon suddenly jumped into my arms again and said, I will go with you. I struggled to hold on to my arms.

She pushed away and said it was nonsense. If you go back over there with Little Buddha, there is still hope of going back. With me, there is only a dead end. Just go!

A strange smile suddenly appeared on the face of Star Demon in her arms, causing her small face as white as jade to be immediately covered with a layer of mystery like a veil. The corners of her mouth were raised, and there was infinite expectation in her eyes. Suddenly

He asked inexplicably: "That little slut Luo Feiyu, have you ever kissed me?"

Luo Feiyu was just a dish on the street, and the couple had a love affair with each other, but they had nothing to do with me. Naturally, there was no intimacy. I was extremely anxious at the time, and subconsciously shook my head, saying no, I

Not with her... Before I could finish the sentence, my lips were suddenly blocked by a burst of softness. My nose was filled with the soft fragrance of women, and then a soft tongue entered my mouth.

A strong sense of suffocation came into my mind, and countless wonderful feelings overwhelmed me all at once. When I really reacted, the seductive instigator had already floated forward and shouted happily: "Aha

, I finally made that stinky woman regret it, this little guy is so pure, even a kiss is so unfamiliar..."

After saying this, Xing Mo had already disappeared from my sight like a swift shadow, while Taoist Master Wuchen next to him kicked me in the back and cursed loudly: "Fuck you, you are really a virgin.

Ah? Chase quickly. If you delay any longer, not to mention the 20% chance, the 10% chance will be gone. You will be blown to death by the strong wind, or else you will sink into the river, life and death without a trace, and be lost in the endless abyss!

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