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71. Shot and no shot (again

Li Du used Xiaozhu to explore five warehouses. Although his ability to control Xiaozhu has increased greatly, he still feels a little tired, but he is not exhausted.

Hans knew his habits and did not disturb him when he entered the room.

After a good sleep, Li Du got up yawning and saw that it was already sunset and it was already evening.

He opened the door, and Hans, who was playing with his phone on the sofa, suddenly got up and said, "Hey, brother, let's go to the supermarket to have a look?"

"What are you going to the supermarket?"

"Buy vegetables and meat to prepare for dinner." Hans took off his clothes and pointed at his stomach exaggeratedly, "Look, how shriveled is?"

Hearing the sound in the living room, Crane walked out, and he saw Hans taking off his clothes to Li Du, and said awkwardly: "Uh, isn't it a coincidence that I came out? Why don't you continue?"

"Two middle fingers stood up at him.

Li Du didn't want to cook, and there was a fast food restaurant next to the hotel. He went in and bought a sandwich.

As a result, he took a bite and stuffed it to Ah Miao. Hans was right, the food here tasted very bad.

A Miao pushed it aside in disgust, licked her little paws and began to wash her face, and she couldn't even look at the sandwich.

"How is it? You have to go to the supermarket to buy groceries and cook?" Hans asked proudly.

Li Du nodded, went to the supermarket and bought some semi-finished steaks and sausages, and then pushed the cart to check out.

Hans said in surprise: "You just buy these things? Where are the fish-flavored shredded pork? Where are the sweet and sour tenderloin? Where are the Chinese food? Where are the tastes of life?"

Li Du said lazily: "We are here to work, don't be too demanding. Boss Fu, hurry up, the cashier is empty, hurry up, hurry up, go there quickly."

Just as they were about to pay the bill, two middle-aged people came over to say hello to them: "Hey, Li, hey, Boss Fu, what a coincidence, we actually met here."

Li Du didn't know them, but Hans had a wide range of social interactions and waved, "Black Jack, Ross, are you here too? You are well-informed."

Black Jack winked at Ross Jr. and said, "What am I saying? I must have gained something in Humphreys this time. How about it, I'm right?"

Li Du said: "I wish you all a lot of money. Goodbye, we are going back to make dinner."

They went to check out, and there was a beautiful black pearl on the cashier. Hans was so charming that he lay on the cashier and refused to leave.

He is an expert in flirting with girls. He made the black girl tremble with a set of turtle punches, but Li Du left in a hurry, shouting and tearing her up, but Hans just didn't leave.

There was no way, he used his ultimate move: "Do you want to treat genital warts? I have made an appointment with the doctor. If you don't go, he will get off work."

When he heard this, the charming smile on Black Pearl's face suddenly flew out of the sky.

On the way back, Hans said angrily: "Why are you disturbing me? What a great love affair?"

Li Du frowned and said, "Didn't you see Black Jack and the other guys watching us all the time? Do you want them to find out that I bought three sets of tableware? Do you want them to find Crane? After dinner, find him a new hotel."

When it comes to the serious matter, Hans became serious and said, "Damn it, I'll ignore this. I'll arrange him tonight."

Hans and Lidu drove Crane's pickup truck to Folk Warehouse Company on Friday morning.

Humphreys is a small town with few residents here, mainly relying on tourists and musical tramps, so the warehouse company is not large in size and not many people come to participate in the auction.

However, Li Du and Hans are so famous now that when they show up, at least half of them pointed at the two of them.

They found many familiar faces here, and Hans said to a black-haired young man: "Hi, Little Chelch, it's such a coincidence. We met here, how about it? How about the harvest of the Chinese porcelain warehouse last time?"

Afterwards, they inquired and found that the porcelain warehouse was finally sold by this Chelch, and the price was 18,000!

The black-haired young man glared at him viciously and said, "Don't be too proud, Boss Fu, I'm here today, you can't even take photos of it even if you are still in the same warehouse. You have to know that our Chelch family has money!"

Hans shrugged lazyly, "Then you are ready to bleed heavily, we will take pictures of each warehouse."

Li Du laughed beside him. Little Chelch saw the secret hatred in his heart, and pointed at him and said, "Chinese guy, is it pleasant to watch jokes? I will let you know that the warehouse here belongs to the United States. You Asian monkeys don't want to get involved. This is not the South China Sea!"

Hans came up and pushed Xiao Chelch. He was angry and had great strength to attack. Xiao Chelch almost fell and said, "Get back to your mother's womb and go back to the furnace to rebuild it. It's better to give birth to a piece of bacon than your father to give birth to you!"

Li Du stopped him and smiled and said, "Don't be as good as this kind of brainless experience."

Hans raised his middle finger to Chelch: "The zombie caught you and left disappointedly after opening your head, but the dung beetle next to him lit up his eyes."

All five warehouses were listed, and no one temporarily renewed the warehouse this time, so Li Du had previously worried that the warehouse he was interested in would be taken back.

The first warehouse is Warehouse No. 11. After the curly-haired black auctioneer opened the warehouse door, several dinosaur statues that looked like inflatable toys revealed their true faces.

People will see these statues at first glance, but they will only look at them and then divert their attention. Obviously, they did not see the true face of the statue and thought it was a worthless inflatable toy.

After the visit, the auctioneer raised his hand and shouted: "Come on, everyone, now you are making a quote for Warehouse No. 11. How about fifty yuan? Fifty yuan and fifty yuan!"

Hans shook his head and smiled, "Milles, you know this is a garbage warehouse, so you should deal with it for one yuan."

Crane behind him squeezed up and said, "Fifty yuan, I want it."

Hans looked at him in surprise and said, "Hey, boy, where did you come from?"

Crane ignored him and looked at the auctioneer nervously.

Hans looked at Li Du and whispered: "Do you want to follow the price?"

Everyone around looked at Li Du.

Mr. Li shook his head and said, "We won't clean up the garbage, go, go to the next one."

Seeing that the two of them did not offer, the others were not interested, so Warehouse No. 11 was easily captured by Crane.

The second warehouse contains a lot of garbage, such as discarded newspapers, worn furniture, rusty radiators, etc. It is obviously a household garbage warehouse.

Garbage warehouses are the most common ones in American warehouses, because the United States requires extra money to deal with large garbage such as furniture and appliances, and the handling fee is often not low.

Therefore, many families will rent a warehouse and throw garbage that is difficult to deal with. If they don’t renew their contracts, they will just slap their butts and leave.

The starting price of this warehouse is even lower, only 25 yuan. Seeing this, Li Du raised his hand and said, "One hundred yuan!"

He deliberately raised the price to fool the treasure pickers who followed him, but everyone is not idiots. They have eyes and experience. It would be impossible for Li Du to play with them easily.

Everyone shook their heads, Hans looked at Little Chelch provocatively and said, "Hey, we are going to take the warehouse away."

Little Chelch gestured at them a gangster's throat cutting action and said, "You are going to take away a bunch of garbage, don't think we are all idiots!"

Li Du pinched his nose with his hands. The auctioneer was about to call for a deal of 100 yuan, but Crane squeezed over and said, "One hundred and twenty-five yuan, me!"

Seeing this, the auctioneer was overjoyed and pointed at him and shouted, "This guy is 125, 125, 125, then 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15?"

Li Du raised his hand and said, "I."

He bid twice, and the people's attitude towards the warehouse was no longer so light and some people's eyes began to become serious.
Chapter completed!
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