1288. Drunk Monkey (2/5)
Abai got drunk and beat Ah hard because he simply swept his head with his tail.
Things are a bit stupid, but that's the truth.
Ah Bai jumped around for a while, and finally the feeling of the strong wine burning his throat, but soon, the alcohol surged, and its steps became staggering and its consciousness became blurred.
At this time, the other five little guys saw it interesting and went up to tease it. They simply swept their heads with their tails and ran away. A Bai stared at A Meng behind them. Just like Wu Song beat the tiger, they rode up and beat him up.
Li Du found it funny at first, is this considered a monkey fist or a drunk fist?
Soon, he couldn't laugh anymore.
A Meng's desire for revenge is as strong as a fire. When he accidentally hits a tree, he has to grab a few times, let alone be beaten up by pressing his neck for no reason?
I want to kill you, the angry honey badger has only this idea left...
A Bai is usually timid, and he never dares to provoke the other five little guys. The domineering A Meng even lets him retreat at any time. But when he gets drunk, he is really afraid of heaven and earth.
A Meng shook his body and shook it down, turning back to bite it, A Bai climbed up on the table, grabbed a small beer bottle and jumped in the air, and like Sun Wukong waving a golden cudgel, he slammed the bottle on A Meng's head.
This time, it was so cruel. A Meng was sure to resist the beating, but he would be confused for a while when he was beaten like this. A Bai threw away the bottle of wine and staggered onto the table. This time it grabbed a knife.
If Li Du hadn't held it down in time, there would have been a bloodshed today.
The cats watching the fire from the other side of the river were stunned. Obviously, they had never thought that the weak little monkey would dare to fight like this!
They were shocked and envious. Abai was able to use tools, which was too advantageous when drying the frame.
Li Du dealt with Ah Bai, Sophie comforted Ah Meng, and Ah Meows felt unfair and ran to ask for attention. After a storm, the two of them had no time to eat and stayed busy with these naughty kids.
The consumption in small cities is not high, so it only cost 40,000 rubles for such a big meal, which is less than 4,000 yuan or less than 800 US dollars.
You know, there are more than a dozen people in their group, most of them are big-bellied men and they eat good things. They only ordered more than ten plates of caviar!
The hotel was booked by Steve. A standard room only costs 1,200 rubles a night. The room is very spacious and clean. There is no air conditioner to use boiler heating. The local coal resources are developed, and the coal is like no money. The boiler keeps burning day and night, and the room is very warm.
Seeing Li Du and his party, Steve asked, "Why are you here?"
Li Du shrugged and said, "The road is not going well, but fortunately, I finally saw you. If I hadn't been smart, we wouldn't have seen you these days."
"What's wrong?" Steve wondered.
The TV in the hotel lobby was broadcasting the news, and the host was talking in a stern manner. The background was a building that Li Du was very familiar with: black bricks and red tiles, and a lot of white coats.
Instead of answering Steve, he asked Hankway next to him, "What is this news?"
Hankway translated: "...According to the report of Gujialad Mental Hospital, there are fifteen mentally ill patients who were lost this time. Because the files have not been transmitted, we cannot post photos of mentally ill patients. Please pay attention to strangers. If you find that they are mentally different, please call the mentally ill hospital and the police station..."
Speaking of this, he smiled and said, "It seems that some mental hospital lost the patient. It's so funny. This hospital is weird enough that it can even make the patient run away."
"It's not that I ran away, I didn't receive it." The hotel waiter smiled and said, "My brother is a policeman. I was talking about this just now. This is really interesting."
"What's going on?"
"A group of mentally ill patients were sent to Walkuta for treatment. They flew over, but the driver was delayed by drinking. When he arrived at the airport, he just pulled a car of tourists. Haha, don't you think it's very interesting?"
Steve and others laughed, and Ford said disdainfully: "This is really an amateur! Is Russia still in primitive society?"
"That tourists are so unlucky. How long have they been locked up?"
"Haha, I bet that these unlucky guys must have been given a lot of stabilization needles. The more anxious they are, they say they are normal people, and the more they are given acupuncture..."
Li Du and others couldn't laugh, their faces were gloomy.
Steve soon discovered it and exclaimed: "God, those unlucky tourists?"
Li Du said angrily: "It's us."
The laughter came to an abrupt end, the atmosphere became a little awkward, but soon, a louder laughter appeared.
Steve sent them into the room and asked them to have a good rest, which means he took them to stroll around the town at noon. There was a very interesting market in the town.
After experiencing the troubles of the mental hospital and a few naughty children, Li Du really needs a rest, and he and Sophie can do nothing in the wilderness. Now they can finally stay in the hotel, so they have to do some things quickly.
The supper was arranged by Steve, and he contacted a farmhouse and a group of people went to eat authentic farmhouse Russian cuisine.
After sleeping for an afternoon, Abai finally woke up and drunk. It obviously didn't remember what happened at noon, so when A Meng chased him and wanted to fuck him, it felt aggrieved.
But it remembers vodka and favors it.
During dinner, one of them didn't notice the vodka bottles were poured because it was a long Russian dining table. Li Du didn't notice the change. When Elson reminded him, it saw Abai tilting his head under the table and drinking.
This time it had experience. After Volt added to the belly, it did not leap around in fear, but instead blew the hair happily.
Obviously it enjoys the feeling.
Li Du was so angry that this naughty child became a drunkard sooner or later. He wanted to beat A Bai, but A Bai was probably drunk now, and it would be useless to beat him if he beat him.
A Meng seized the opportunity and bit A Bai again. A Bai picked up a small shovel from the ground and slapped A Meng's forehead with a "bang".
That feeling hurts the audience.
A Bai turned into Wu Song again, jumped on A Meng's back and waved a small shovel and knocked A Meng's head like a monk hitting a wooden fish.
Li Du was so worried that these naughty children were so worried? This is not a joke. Ah Bai was not a good deal after drinking. Although it wasn't causing trouble, it was still easy to get into trouble.
Steve was very envious. His rabbit trolls were by his side and would just huddle in a cage to pretend to be dead. Once released, he would run away quickly, and he had no feelings for him.
Ford, big and small, now mocked Steve every day, saying that fortunately he had the foresight and didn't compete with him for raising rabbit veins, otherwise they would be the ones who are depressed now.
Steve gritted his teeth in anger. It was obvious that the two of them had never fought over him, and he hated why he was so strong at that time. If he had known to give the rabbit to the two brothers to make trouble, so that he would not be embarrassed.
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