Chapter 476: Fast, Ruthless and Accurate
"It's like this. Readers who have read "Journey to the West" know that Tang Monk went to the West to obtain scriptures, and monsters and monsters tried to stop them along the way. The main purpose of most monsters is to eat Tang Monk's meat. This is because there is a beautiful legend in the mythical world that eating Tang Monk's meat can lead to immortality. So, we traveled westward, and every monster we encountered had to catch Tang Monk and eat it."
"Then the question is, who ate Tang Monk's meat? The White Bone Spirit who was beaten three times? I call you the golden horns, the Silver Horn King? The "uncle" of Tathagata's golden winged eagle? Professor Chen, can you answer my question? Who ate Tang Monk's meat? Or, using your own mouth to bite a piece of meat from Tang Monk's body?" Wang Qian asked Chen Yunhong.
The audience couldn't help but talk about it. Wang Qian's question is very interesting! It seems... no one in my memory can successfully eat Tang Monk's meat? Every time the monster is rescued by the monkey before eating Tang Monk!
"Is your trick of setting traps like this? Tang Monk went to the West to obtain scriptures and traveled westward for eighty-one difficulties. Although he was caught by monsters many times, he was rescued by Sun Monkey. No one bit off a piece of meat from Tang Monkey. So, your question is boring. It's not that anyone ate Tang Monkey's meat, but that no one ate Tang Monkey's meat!" Chen Yunhong immediately answered Wang Qian.
"Professor Chen, are you so sure?" Wang Qian smiled.
"Of course!" Chen Yunhong looked arrogant.
"It seems that Professor Chen's fifty years of research on "Journey to the West" is just like this. It's not as good as my understanding of "Journey to the West"! Even who bit off a piece of meat from Tang Monk in "Journey to the West" doesn't know... You just asked me what the real culture of China is? It's "Journey to the West"! You also asked me if I understand "Journey to the West"? I think I at least understand it more than you." Wang Qian spoke.
"Breaking nonsense! I memorize several books of "Journey to the West"! Who has ever bitten a piece of meat from Tang Monk? Don't say it like you, and you're embarrassed!" Chen Yunhong was so angry that his face turned red by Wang Qian's words. The research on "Journey to the West" is a label on him. No one in China dares to say that he knows better than him and understands "Journey to the West" better than him. Wang Qian's words just now were simply shameless, and he dared to provoke him in the areas he was best at and most proud of!
"Oh? If I could say that someone bit off a piece of meat from Tang Monk in "Journey to the West", should Professor Chen take back what he said before? Acknowledge that there are people in this world, such as me, who understands "Journey to the West" better than you, and Chinese culture better? Don't cheat everywhere in the future and claim that you are an expert in the research of "Journey to the West"?" Wang Qian continued to smile.
"Okay! If you can say someone in Journey to the West has bitten a piece of meat from Tang Monk, I will take back what I just said! Acknowledge that you understand Journey to the West better and Chinese culture better! But what if you can't? If you can't, you have to publicly apologize to the public for your frivolous attitude! Don't cheat everywhere in the future, claiming that you are a representative figure of spreading Chinese culture to the Western world, be honest, be modest and cautious in studying, and bow your head to learn Chinese culture from us old predecessors!" Chen Yunhong answered Wang Qian loudly.
"Okay, I'll tell you now. In "Journey to the West", who bit off a piece of meat from Tang Monk's body? Professor Chen, you should listen humbly. Don't think you know much about "Journey to the West". There are still many things you don't understand!" Wang Qian continued.
"You!" Chen Yunhong was so angry that his face turned red and his neck was thick, but at the host's instructions, he suppressed his anger and wanted to hear how Wang Qian made up his 'lie'. In Chen Yunhong's memory, no one really bit off a piece of meat from Tang Seng's body!
"The one who eats Tang Monk's meat is not these monsters that have cultivated spirits and are blessed by magic weapons, but an ordinary mortal. Who is he (she)? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?" Wang Qian began his story, and the camera cameras on the scene were all facing Wang Qian, and the audience, the host and the guests all looked at Wang Qian together.
"The answer is: Tang Seng's real mother." Wang Qian revealed the answer.
The audience and the host who were waiting for the answers, the guests' glasses fell all over the floor.
Could it be that his biological mother took the placenta to maintain health after giving birth to him? This... It seems that it was not mentioned in "Journey to the West"?
"As the saying goes, "A tiger doesn't eat its own son's flesh, what a tortuous and bizarre story that will be like a mother who wants to eat her own son's flesh!"
"That's right, Emperor Taizong of Tang and Wei Zheng discussed that life was too lonely, so let's recruit some young people to play together! Then a young man named Chen Guangrui came to Chang'an by the times and won the honorary title of "No. 1 Choice in the Golden Science and Technology" through layer by layer." Wang Qian continued to explain. His style of telling ancient stories in modern language immediately made the audience burst into laughter.
Someone soon recalled that when Wang Qian talked about the Three Kingdoms, he had this style!
"When Chen Guangrui followed the ancient routine and the new top scholar was paraded by the streets, he was also hit by the hydrangea balls that the prime minister's daughter was bride. Then the two immediately got married and had a child in the bridal chamber... At this time, Emperor Taizong of Tang was also very satisfied with the wonderful show of talented men and beautiful women directed by himself, and decided to give a perfect finale: appoint Chen Guangrui as the prefecture master of Jiangzhou, and from then on the prefecture master and the prefecture lady lived a happy life."
"But, all of this, and! No! happened!"
The audience, host, guests, and even Chen Yunhong himself were all attracted by Wang Qian's explanation. People who have been hosts and directors are different! Telling stories is so attractive.
"After becoming an official, Lord Chenzhou took his wife to take office in Jiangzhou. As a result, when he was crossing the river, the old driver who drove the boat saw the beautiful Mrs. Chen, and he was so jealous that he killed Lord Chenzhou and occupied Mrs. Chen. Mrs. Chen was so sad that she immediately wanted to jump into the river and go with her husband..."
"But she can't!"
"Because she's pregnant."
"Yes! The child in Mrs. Chen's belly is: Monk Tang!"
"The lady endured humiliation and gave birth to a child, but was worried that the child would be hurt by the veteran driver and it would be difficult to grow up smoothly, so she decided to put him in the river and go downstream, hoping that those who are destined to adopt him and avenge his father when he grows up."
"The water thrown out by the baby was put into the river and drifted. Mrs. Chen was thinking about how to recognize her son Tang Seng in the future? The smart lady bit her finger and wrote a blood book in the doll's cradle as a token. But after thinking about it, she still felt that it was not safe enough. Compared to the possible lost external objects, it was more reliable to leave a direct mark on the child."
"So the world was shocked and the ghosts were crying, and the monsters were watching and drooling."
"Mrs. Chen stared at Tang Monk who was still a baby at this time, touched his left foot affectionately, and then slowly put it to his mouth and bit off a little finger of Tang Monk's left foot!"
"Don't think I made up it up. The original text of "Journey to the West" is written like this: But it's not difficult to recognize, so I bit my finger and wrote a bloody book, and read the name of my parents and the reason for my feet. I also bite the little finger on the left foot with my mouth to make a record of it."
"Please see clearly that it was not a scar on Xiao Xuanzang's body, but a little toe was bitten off! He bit off blood and flesh!"
"I think Miss Yin has no other way. Other marks may disappear. If you bite off a toe, you will definitely not be able to change it so that you can recognize each other in the future. Poor Xiao Xuanzang was only three days after he was born, and one toe was bitten off by his own mother. From then on, Tang Monk only had nine toes and was incomplete."
"On the way to obtain the scriptures, there were many demons who wanted to eat Tang Monk's flesh. Unexpectedly, the only one who tasted Tang Monk's flesh was his biological mother. Professor Chen memorized "Journey to the West", so he should remember this description, right? What I said was the fact?" Wang Qian looked at Chen Yunhong.
Chen Yunhong blushed and couldn't say a word for a long time. Others didn't know, but he has been studying "Journey to the West" for fifty years. Of course, he remembers that there is such a plot in the book. However, before Wang Qian revealed the answer, how could he think that the one who successfully ate Tang Monk's meat... would be Tang Monk's biological mother?
Bite off Tang Monk's toes as a token, which is also considered... biting off a piece of meat on Tang Monk's body?
It really counts!
The host, the audience and other guests looked at Chen Yunhong together. After seeing his expression, they were convinced that this passage did exist in the book.
I heard that fighting Wang was not easy to mess with, but I didn’t expect that Chen Yunhong would have to touch a stone with an egg, but was slapped in the face on the spot. He was beaten quickly, ruthlessly and accurately. He really felt a pain in his face for Chen Yunhong!
"It turns out that the Stone Beast is just a scam!"
"Stone Beast mocked Wang Qian for not understanding "Journey to the West", and one question proved that Wang Qian understood "Journey to the West" better than him!"
"Who can't I provoke the stone beast? I have to provoke the fighting Wang. Did he kick the stone slab?"
The audience saw this scene and discussed it. Chen Yunhong's image of professor and expert collapsed overnight.
However, Wang Qian did not stop his story. He wanted to slap all in the face. After slapping the left face, how could he let the right face go?
"But what's really scary about the whole thing is not the only one who has eaten Tang Seng's meat is his biological mother, but the ending of his biological mother."
"After Tang Monk grew up, he recognized his mother. Liu Hong, the enemy who killed his father, was able to surrender the law, and his father Chen Guangrui was also resurrected in Guiyang. The story came here, which should have been a happy ending, but when the author explained the subsequent personal ending, Tang Monk continued to practice, Chen Guangrui was highly valued by the King of Tang, and where is Tang Monk's mother Yin Wenjiao?"
"The original words in the book are: Later, Miss Yin committed suicide calmly after all."
"According to people's concept at that time, although she was not voluntarily occupied by Liu Hong for more than ten years, her unclear body was a fact, and she could only wash away death. When the author wrote this, she was full of praise, and seemed to appreciate Miss Yin's full-learning move that deeply understood honor and disgrace."
"The four words 'after all' are calm', and whenever I see it, I feel a chill! This represents the culture of our Chinese country? A woman was captured by robbers and endured for decades to serve the robbers just to avenge her husband. After getting the big revenge, she had to 'spend herself calmly' to maintain her chastity! Only in this way can she get the praise of the author and future generations!"
"Is this our Chinese culture as Professor Chen claims?"
“Who do we want to spread such a culture to?”
Chapter completed!