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Chapter 407

"Later, Li Dan kept surrounding him as Xiao Chi's father, but Xiao Chi was not happy. Every time Li Dan said that he was an illegitimate child, he... called all of us grandpa." Wang Qian continued.

Li Dan looked like she was crying without tears.

"Based on Xiaochi's behavior, he is the grandson of our public. We invite Gongsun Xiaochi!" Wang Qian made a gesture of invitation.

"Xiao Chi: Talk show industry evaluation: This child will be beaten to death sooner or later." Xiao Chi's figure appeared on the vcr.

"I have only met Teacher Zhou Jie on the screen before, and I haven't seen him himself yet. I heard that Teacher Zhou Jie loves to hit people very much, right? It's great! Then let's compare and see who can beat whom! Can he beat me to death?" Xiao Chi looked proud.

"Hello everyone! I am Xiaochi! First of all, thank our host, Mr. Wang Qian. I know that after watching his show, he will be very happy as soon as he goes on stage, right? It's like being afraid that one day you won't let you go on stage! Don't worry, Mr. Wang Qian, sooner or later you will be completely blocked by Mr. Wang Qian."

"Today I watched these guests and were very happy to attend the "Tucao Conference". I sat there and laughed like a flower. Why are you so naive when you are so big? "Tucao Conference" is to scold you, personal attacks, right? If you are unhappy in a while, you have the ability to hit me! Kill me!"

"Teacher Zhou Jie, sit down, didn't you tell me, don't do it." Xiao Chi turned around and looked at Zhou Jie with a respectful expression.

"Today we were on stage. Look, really, a large group of slings, Teacher Shi Hang, Birthday, Shen Dan, they have slings! They have no taste, so they all like Huang Tingting."

"You..." Huang Tingting's face turned red.

"Where is Huang Tingting, there is something wrong with his mind... I like me, look, my face turned red when I talk to me." Xiao Chi continued.

"And Teacher Shi Hang, I like Teacher Shi Hang the most because he doesn't speak much."

"Teacher Shi Hang, do you still have the courage to talk to girls when you look like this? If Huang Tingting really encounters Teacher Shi Hang like this, he will definitely be scared away, right? But if Aunt Yu meets him, he may have pounced on him." Xiao Chi looked at Aunt Yu.

"Go to die!" Aunt Yu replied to Xiaochi.

"I think Mr. Shi Hang, do you feel your body is hollowed out?"

"Let me talk about Aunt Yu, she is the woman who emptied Teacher Shi Hang. I like Aunt Yu very much because everyone knows that she is already at this age... She is not scolding you, but she has also been on magazines like "Young Master Flower". She really has a very good figure and is very sexy, but I think, at your age, if I masturbate at your photos, it will be a bit messy..."

The audience was booing.

"Everyone calm down, let's talk about another beauty, Huang Tingting, from Pig48. What's their combination? The Chinese beautiful girl, the beautiful girl... China has only been five thousand years, and in the first five thousand years, what are you competing with monkeys?"

"In the first five thousand years, humans have not worn clothes yet! A beautiful girl in thousands of years... Fortunately, she didn't have any buttocks and swelling at that time, otherwise humans would have disappeared now."

"Let's talk about Shen Dan, Shen Dan is very interesting. I chatted with me that day. Xiao Chi, why do you call this name? I said that we Chinese people are called whatever we lack. My five elements lack water, so my name is Xiao Chi (chi). What do you call Shen Dan (dan)? What do you lack? Do you have no eggs?"

"I often play with Dandan, right? Once I played a murder game with him. He was a killer. When it was a killer, please close your eyes when it was dark. Killer, please open your eyes. Killer, please open your eyes! Killer, you are so fucking open your eyes!" Xiao Chi looked at Li Dan. Li Dan tried hard to open his eyes, but there was still only one line.

"What's the use of just opening your nostrils? Are you Zhou Jie?" Xiao Chi looked at Zhou Jie again.

"The next one is our teacher Zhou Jie. Look, Mr. Zhou Jie has put on his sunglasses and is ready to hit someone... Mr. Zhou Jie has done something that is very powerful. He once anonymously commented on his acting skills on Weibo. I was thinking, if I do such a thing, I will definitely feel ashamed. It's not that you, Mr. Zhou Jie, I feel sure I feel hypocritical... It's not that you..."

"If I really do this, I feel so shameless... It's not that you, Teacher Zhou Jie, really!"

"I understand your behavior, right? You anonymously commented on your acting skills, and you must have disobeyed your orders with both hands... It's okay, although we have said so much, I still like you very much, right?"

"Because your "Pig Genius" has indeed accompanied all my childhood. It is not very accurate to say that childhood is. I was three years old when the show first started, right? It can be said that it has accompanied me for the first half of my life, which can be said to be your pride..."

Zhou Jie's proud expression.

"But... it's my shame." Xiaochi continued and Zhou Jie rolled his eyes.

"Thank you everyone, I'm Xiao Chi!" Xiao Chi ran over to shake hands with Zhou Jie, and was punched and escaped.

"The person who will play next... I think it's amazing that she complains, because when each of us complains about Zhou Jie, we always complain about Zhou Jie's childhood, but when she comes up, she can complain about Zhou Jie's childhood." Wang Qian looked at the guest Aunt Yu.

"Aunt Yu and Zhou Jie are classmates. Do you know which school they are from?" Wang Qian asked the audience.

The audience was a little confused. They didn't remember that Aunt Yu and Zhou Jie were classmates.

"Some people say that the Central Academy of Drama? No. Film Academy? No. The two of them graduated from the Shanghai Emoticons Vocational School together."

"Auntie Queen Yu, please knock on the door of the ghost animal world!" Wang Qian made a gesture of invitation.

"The two people I want to complain about the most in my life are all on the scene today, one is Zhou Jie and the other is Erkang. Today I must shake out all the troubles he had in the past. Hahahahaha..." Aunt Yu's terrifying laughter appeared in the vcr.

"Hello everyone, I am Aunt Yu. I'm very happy to come to "Tucao Conference". Before I came to "Tucao Conference", I heard that Teacher Wang Qian has been banned in various ways since his debut... Is it so much that he respects you? I scolded them so many times, why didn't he ban me?"

"Is it because Teacher Wang is so great that they lose the confidence to be a man after comparing?"

...

"This script must be done by Zhan Wang himself. These actors are enough. They repeatedly provoked the rhythm of being swelled and swollen from the hips, wanting to be banned collectively?"

"It is also an honor to be banned these days! I didn't see the battle, the more famous Wang Yue was?"

"Tsk! When he completely angered his butt and swelling, he would be able to cry."

Netizens were talking about it in various ways.

...

"Xiao Chi, do you like "Young Master Flower" so much? We two can't fight or deal, right?" Aunt Yu looked at Xiao Chi.

"What are you fighting?" Some viewers were confused.

"Make a plane..."

"I heard that the talk show industry's evaluation of Xiao Chi is that this child will be beaten to death sooner or later, but I don't think so. I think Xiao Chi will not be beaten to death by others. He will beat himself to death while watching "Young Master Flower". Aunt Yu continued.

"Chen Dan, how early is your factory getting off work today? Today, two Dandans came to the scene, one of which was Teacher Wang's birthday, and the other was Dandan of the Shen family. Teacher Wang, why did the egg on your right grow red hair?" Aunt Yu looked at Li Dan's hair dyed red on her head.

"Today is the first time I saw Teacher Wang's balls, but although Wang Qian is great, the two balls combined are not as big as one of our teacher Zhou Jie's nostrils." Aunt Yu turned to look at Zhou Jie.

"How weird should my balls look? Could it be two soybeans?" Wang Qian couldn't help but complain.

"Huang Tingting, a national beautiful girl, I heard that a second-generation rich man once invited 48 people to his house together. I don't think that young man had any evil thoughts, just wanted to show off how big his house was."

"I heard that the Pig48 members have to go through three hours of training every day, two and a half hours of which are used to name the name."

"Finally, let me talk about my classmate Zhou Jie. He is my college classmate. Many people say that Zhou Jie has no friends, but I think this is nonsense. I just talked with him in the backstage for half an hour. After all, we haven't said a word for more than 20 years."

"There are actually many friends around Zhou Jie, such as some writers, entrepreneurs, famous collectors, and some monks. Why do they become friends with Zhou Jie? They have one thing in common, that is, they don't know how to act."

"Zhou Jie and I both became emoticons because of Aunt Qiong Yao's scenes. Aunt Qiong Yao's scenes are basically bitter scenes. She especially loves to torture her heroine in all the scenes. In "Deep Kiss Tears", Aunt Qiong Yao asked me to play a very sarcastic stepmother in order to torture her heroine."

"In "Pig Genius Genius", Aunt Qiong Demon also invited Zhou Jie to act in order to torture the heroines."

"Of course, Zhou Jie is also very diligent. He has a brand of red wine, which is his own brand. The name of red wine is 'Kuhuoer'. He sent me a few boxes of 'Kuhuoer'. Then after I drank it, I called Zhou Jie and I said Zhou Jie, your Kuhuoer is not good...why are you laughing at?"

"Since filming "Pig Genius", Zhou Jie has become very popular, but why did he suddenly disappear? There is a reason that no one knows... Because of Zhou Jielun, Zhou Jie can no longer be found on the Internet, so, alas... there is nothing we can do about it."
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